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Journalist accused of stalking Maria Sharapova. How could he possibly be a stalker?? He clearly has an "I AM NOT A STALKER" sign (news.com.au)
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"The new reality is that the world is only one poor harvest away from chaos" and other fun quotes for the coming FOODPOCALYPSE. With the looting, and the pillaging and heyheyhey (greenbuildingpro.com)
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Photoshop this red sculpture (1.bp.blogspot.com)
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Photoshop this nerdy girl on a stool (contemporist.com)
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Never touch another man's fries (with incredibly unrelated video) (syracuse.com)
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I tanned a turtle (coventrytelegraph.net)
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News: Pianist maimed in potato gun explosion. Fark: Pianist maimed in potato gun explosion (journalnet.com)
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So you say you own this house, paid the lien, and want to sell it to the holding company Beef Patty Breath? Sounds legit.. sign here (nytimes.com)
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Men who suffer post orgasmic illness syndrome are just allergic to themselves (thesun.co.uk)
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Good-looking men and women have higher IQs, says study commissioned by plastic surgeons (dailymail.co.uk)
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Florida: "We do stupid like Nebraska does corn" (orlandosentinel.com)
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Chat Roulette now popular with people looking for real pigs instead of furries (ajc.com)
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The banks have heard your desperate lamentations in the dark, your heartbroken wails over the lack of ads in your online checking account, and they have decided to answer your pleas (washingtonpost.com)
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I mean, thanks and everything, Julian, but how about leaking account info from the Wells Fargo around the corner? (cnn.com)
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Tilted Kilt waitresses arrested for offering customers a little something something that wasn't on the menu. With mug shot goodness (wtsp.com)
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Schoolgirl has sex with three boys in exchange for a cigarette. Probably not a Lucky Strike (news.stv.tv)
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Woman in ER: "Your valet boy is really helpful." Nurse: "What valet boy?" (bostonherald.com)
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While the Western World was eating Twinkies and playing X-Box, the first domino in the Arab world just toppled (telegraph.co.uk)
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It's nice to know that colorful gang nicknames are still alive and well as cops bust Chiggs, Cat, McGiva and Ants (newcity.patch.com)
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The coolest story of a woman who tracked down her thief using Craigslist, Myspace and a McDonalds you will read today (salon.com)
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Armed man robs Hallmark shop, plans to send them a nice thank you card (koco.com)
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"At first I thought it was kind of weird that I would get a fan club when I was just a sign dancer" (oregonlive.com)
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"It's possibly the biggest thing, one of the most important things, people don't know about Martin Luther King's life" (npr.org)
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Local village in India opens a bank with no locks, with God acting as its guard. This should end well (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)
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Memorable: Standing on the bow of a ship, yelling "I'm king of the world." More memorable: Running naked through Florida traffic, yelling "I'm king of the world" (beatcalls.com)
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Fashion of the 2000s: "Every major trend of our teenage and young adult life was a re-hash of something we had already seen: skinny jeans, Ray-Bans, body-con, tassels, studded leather, shoulder pads. Our parents beat us to it" (impactnottingham.com)
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Man wakes up frightened and in the closet after a car crashes through his apartment. Police examining skid marks (examiner.com)
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Scotch in a can. For the sophisticated whisky drinker (dailymail.co.uk)
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Knowing "Hello Kitty" kicked your ass will not sit well in prison (ksat.com)
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Israel and the United States created the Stuxnet worm (nytimes.com)
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Man with music cranked up in car doesn't notice freight train - initially (billingsgazette.com)
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Photoshop this separation (online.wsj.com)
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UN chief calls for rule of law in Tunisia, adding, "Come to think of it, everywhere else too" (canada.com)
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8 out of 10 cats think you're GUILTY (dailymail.co.uk)
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Is that a swordfish in your pocket or are you just pleased sashimi? (abc.net.au)
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First major crossing over Thames in nearly 20 years to be built, against wishes of those who have truss issues (uk.reuters.com)
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Apparently the ethics board has a problem with a nurse who has sex with a married patient who's dying of a terminal disease (w/ "Hellooooo nurse" mugshot) (newsok.com)
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Not news: man-eating bull sharks swimming off Australia's coast. News: Australia hit by devastating floods. Fark: bull sharks swimming down Australia's flooded city streets (thechronicle.com.au)
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Heroic kudzu-eating bug arrives to save Alabama. Except it stinks, threatens soybeans and peanuts, and would like to introduce you to its stinky little friend (blog.al.com)
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Darwin wastes no time dealing with woman who decided to go jogging down railroad tracks while wearing headphones (reuters.com)
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Driver tosses smoking woman off the bus. Shouldn't he have used the fire extinguisher instead? (w/video) (myfoxny.com)
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U.S. Army owes $160,000,000 to 57,000 current and former soldiers. That's like $8 a people (usatoday.com)
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College student pays $14,309 tuition with 33-pound duffel bag of cash, to protest, or something (gawker.com)
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Photoshop this old tymey gas station (mtmorrishistory.org)
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Old and busted: Minority kids involved with gang activity. New hotness: Suburban white kids committing "ritual crime" (dailypress.com)
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Starbucks rolls out biggest drink size yet, the 'Trenta', which is Latin for 'I really have to pee' (msnbc.msn.com)
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OK, NELSON MANDELA HOAX COMING OUT (news.com.au)
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After surrendering to the Nazis, the french still found a way to give Hitler the finger (dailymail.co.uk)
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If your home wasn't foreclosed on in 2010, don't worry, you have an even better chance in 2011 (wlsam.com)
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These prisoners are gonna fry (accessatlanta.com)
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Reminder: Latex sex dolls are not recognised flotation devices (gawker.com)
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"At first the crowd probably believed it was a stunt. However it was soon obvious it was lawn mower racing's ugly underbelly at full clip" (nzherald.co.nz)
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'Baby Doc' Duvalier returns to Haiti from exile. What could possibly go wrong? (bbc.co.uk)
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The lure of the Mighty Taco can make ordinary men do dumb things (buffalonews.com)
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