Category: Humor Top 5 Sexual Analogies for Business
For some reason I always think of sexual analogies that relate to business. I think these work…
1- “It’s like having sex with a blow up doll” : This is when you are working with someone who is full of shit.
2- “Why are you going to have sex without an orgasm?”: Why are you going to do all the work but not follow through.
3- “Do you marry the first person you lose your virginity to?”: This is committing to a partner before you have shopped around.
4- “He didn’t wear a condom but he looked clean”: Make sure to sign contracts with people. You never know who will keep their word.
5- “Why wait, I can jerk it now!”: Sometimes it is easier to do things yourself.
I hope you like. As I think of more I will share them;)
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8 Responses to “Top 5 Sexual Analogies for Business”
November 6th, 2006
10:07 am
Don’t forget “opening the Kimono”.
November 6th, 2006
11:05 am
“It is like going anal”
Taking a bold step that could land you in shit!
November 6th, 2006
11:21 am
“falling in love is like selling out and not getting paid”
November 6th, 2006
11:29 am
Kimono is a perfect one I forgot.
Sri, I didn’t realize how naughty you thought=P
Kemal, good one. Thanks.
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November 6th, 2006
12:06 pm
“In the heat of the moment, sticking ur finger up someone’s ass”
Sure it feels great at the moment, but later on, something will stink!!
November 6th, 2006
12:17 pm
HaHa..great post!
November 6th, 2006
8:03 pm
Sri…. that’s a bit farther than I would like take it…. but I guess it makes a certain point…
I bet for everybody that commented, there’s hundreds just hiding in the shadows.
Some others:
“That business transaction was like doing a MILF”
“They liked the proposal so much it was like have the slut/bitch/gf/secretary suck every drop”
“It was a hard sell, so we DPed the proposal/sale”.
Ok, now I’m going to confession.
March 1st, 2007
12:06 pm
It’s like running a marathon but not pacing yourself since you don’t know the difference
Foreplay is preparing for the real deal
Whores aren’t desirable after awhile
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