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Is this what Reddit was like when it was first started?

[–]doug3465 1 point2 points 1 hour ago

That was beautiful.

Is this what Reddit was like when it was first started?

[–]doug3465 1 point2 points 2 hours ago

Nope, of course not.

I'm scared for when they are able to talk again. It will be like the hounds being released.

Is this what Reddit was like when it was first started?

[–]doug3465 2 points3 points 2 hours ago* 

Yeah, fuck, they really are cowards. Read only mode? psh.

Is this what Reddit was like when it was first started?

[–]doug3465 2 points3 points 2 hours ago

I kinda like it. It's a change.

Except I feel like I'm being spied on by everyone who's not able to log in, but I guess that's how it always is with the huge amount of lurkers on here. I still have a weird feeling though.

Nobody can login or vote except gold!

[–]doug3465 0 points1 point 2 hours ago

You can see yourself out.

I kid, I kid. Anonymously someone bought you gold? That's one of my favorite things about this stupid site.

Who else is really bummed out that the drunk octopus slipped off the front page?

[–]doug3465 2 points3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, I'm bummed. But on the other hand I probably read that thread a total of 37 times.

Nobody can login or vote except gold!

[–]doug3465 2 points3 points 2 hours ago

Thank you RNG

Nobody can login or vote except gold!

[–]doug3465 6 points7 points 3 hours ago

Hm, well thank you. So do you.

Nobody can login or vote except gold!

[–]doug3465 21 points22 points 4 hours ago

thanks for picking me reddit gods!

I don't mind the ads on reddit, but I sure as hell won't be clicking this one.

[–]doug3465 0 points1 point 5 hours ago

HAH. Yeah, sorry it's all my fault!

How did you waste time on the internet while Reddit was fucked up?

[–]doug3465 4 points5 points 11 hours ago

Typical. Me too.

How did you waste time on the internet while Reddit was fucked up?

[–]doug3465 9 points10 points 11 hours ago

All I know is what I've read on the wikipedia page.

I don't mind the ads on reddit, but I sure as hell won't be clicking this one.

[–]doug3465 13 points14 points 11 hours ago

Stop, that's a sensitive subject for me.

I don't mind the ads on reddit, but I sure as hell won't be clicking this one.

[–]doug3465 18 points19 points 11 hours ago

Yes, master.

I don't mind the ads on reddit, but I sure as hell won't be clicking this one.

[–]doug3465 29 points30 points 11 hours ago* 

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edit: Motherfucker actually did

What the fuck is this? Has anyone else seen this thing? I just noticed it yesterday for the first time.

[–]doug3465 26 points27 points 11 hours ago

Hey, fuck you, doug. What kind of name is that anyway?

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For the peasants reading this who do not have reddit gold and are still in read only mode: IT WORKS ON MOBILE REDDIT (apps/mobile versions of the site) (self.reddit.com)

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Survivor of the 4-21-11 Redditacolypse. I made it through, AMA

[–]doug3465 5 points6 points 12 hours ago

MODS?

I don't mind the ads on reddit, but I sure as hell won't be clicking this one.

[–]doug3465 24 points25 points 12 hours ago

Did you see that big, flaming, yellow ball thing in the sky? What the fuck was that?

And we're back

[–]doug3465 5 points6 points 12 hours ago

Yes! I thought I was deaf all day.

Is reddit working again?

[–]doug3465 0 points1 point 12 hours ago

Are you sure?

Some curated content to stave off the boredom

[–]doug3465 3 points4 points 12 hours ago

Anybody think they were being trolled when they found themselves reading 5 straight articles about iPhones?

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Over or Under (i.imgur.com)

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Life (i.imgur.com)

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