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Bicycle Humor
by Sheldon Brown and others.
| April 1, 2010 |
Sheldon's Secret CellarYOUR turn to turn the wrench
| April 1, 2009 |
Bicycling advocacy takes a walk
| ShelBroCo Chain Cleaning System | April 1, 2007 |
There is Only One Correct Way to clean and lubricate your chain!
| FasterCard Titanium | April 1, 2005 |
The credit card for the Serious Cyclist!
| Nanodrive | April 1, 2004 |
The drivetrain of the 21st century!
| Product W | April 1, 2003 |
Product W, the ultimate performance-enhancing drug, with Theobromine!
| Bikecentennial Airbag Helmet | January 19, 2003 |
Safety With Style
| Carrababy | April 1, 2002 |
It's probably too late for you--but don't you want your children to have a chance to become Champion Cyclists?
| TORK-GRIP Universal Torque Wrench | April 1, 2001 |
Are you a Real Man? Then why are you still riding on a "unisex" saddle?
| Real MAN Bicycle Saddles | April 1, 2000 |
Are you a Real Man? Then why are you still riding on a "unisex" saddle?
| SYMMETRISPOKES! | April 1, 1999 |
A revolutionary new spoke design makes spoke breakage a thing of the past!
| Goofy Bicycle Gimmicks & Gadgets | From the laboratory to you |
Can't figure out your gears? Maybe you need a GearTel!
| Sheldon Brown's Geomagnetic Booster ® | Cutting Edge Technology |
Use the Earth's magnetic field to enhance your speed!
| Evil Bicycles | The Satanic Conspiracy Exposed! |
Sinister corporations are trying to undermine the character of the Youth of America
by producing bicycles which glorify Evil!
| Postings by Carapace Completed Umber |
Humor from the rec.bicycles.* newsgroups. |
Although I am well known to have no sense of humor whatever, my alter ego, Carapace Completed Umber, is silly enough for both of us. This page collects some of his postings to various bicycle-related newsgroups.
| POWerwheels | Humiliate Your Friends! |
Are your spokes holding you back? Then you need new POWerwheels!
| Bikes vs.Blades | [by A Cyclist] |
Vehicle or vestment? 101 Reasons Why Biking is Better than Blading
| Superleggero Bearing Balls | Save weight! Go Fast! |
Are you still using old-fashioned solid bearing balls? No wonder you're so slow!.
| Bayonetz ® | The Ultimate Bar Endz! |
| Sheldon Brown's Miscellaneous Humor Collection | Gathered from here and there |
Not bicycle related, but funny.
| BikeReader Humo(u)r | A humo(u)r compendium |
From That Sceptred Isle
| New! The Rarest of the Rare | Classic parts from Cycles de Oro |
| Mountainbike Militiamen Movement | Watch out for the Black Helicopters! |
Be ready to ride the apocalypse!
| Mountain-Bike Ragazine | Rad, dude! |
Mountain-bike humor...no connection with Indian music, alas.
| Ken Kifer's Cycling and Touring Humor | Some of this is related to the rec.bicycles newsgroups. |
- Why Do Tires Lose Pressure When Parked?
- How to Serve a Nice Holiday Roast
- Some Useful Cycling Devices
- Additional Cycling Devices
- Some Subtle Clues That Indicate a True Cyclist®
- Witty Replies
- Great Moments in Cycling History
- How to Camp Anywhere
- Movie Review: Beneath the Valley of the Planet of the Bicycles
- Zen and the Art of Fixing a Flat Tire
- Cycling Fairy Tales
| Spike Bike | Don't get mad, get even! |
For bloodthirsty cyclists.
Sheldon Brown's General Humor Page
Fiction
| Audacious! by Tom Shaddox | A classic Moulton takes on Paris-Brest-Paris |
A fifteen chapter fictional short story written for the subscribers of the Moulton list
| Tandem Fiction by Tom Shaddox | Tandem Whimsy |
Short fiction and satire by Tom Shaddox, from the The Tandem@Hobbes email list email list.
| Fiction by Tim McNamara | Cycling on the Northern Frontier. |
Road and Track cycling among the Caribou in Minnesota.
Some of these stories were previously on the late, lamented, FixedGearFever site.
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Since December 21, 1995
Web site by Sheldon Brown
Last Updated: by Harriet Fell