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Clean! 10oz reddit soap
Irish Spring isn't the only way to stay fresh - available in orange or bacon
redditor showing some love

view the reddit model collection

Interrobang! cuil theory poster
your friends will marvel, your foes will tremble
Quilled! handmade alien from quilled paper
genuine artwork, officially licensed and full of win
Mail! Two 4oz reddit envelope soaps
Scented creamsicle for the orangered envelope, and blueberry for the blue envelope!
Dignified! reddit coat of arms poster
show off your proud culture with everyone in meatspace
Wall! alien evolution poster
decorate your walls with reddit & Darwin propaganda all at once
Meme! reddit coat of arms shirt
designed by reddit, for reddit
Classy! embroidered golf shirt
when crocodiles and dudes on horses just won't do
Cute! reddit alien 4GB USB flash drive
when crocodiles and dudes on horses just won't do
New! freedom from the press shirt
the US's old 1776 slogan needed an upgrade
You've got mail! Orangered envelope shirt
it's not our fault if people try and click your chest
Crane kick! Karate Kid backwards
if you watch the movie Karate Kid backwards...
With chum! Jaws backwards
if you watch the movie Jaws backwards...
New, but old! Vintage reddit tee
now you can prove you liked reddit before they sold out.
Re-printed! 8-bit reddit alien
it was our most popular design. ever. and now it's back
Baby! Vote this baby up onesie
even redditors need to breed; here's something for your spawn
Nuevo! iReddit the reddit iPhone app
never be bored again; just shake it for a hot 'n' fresh link
Free! iReddit Free the free reddit iPhone app
like the full version, but with ads and a little less awesome

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The shirts (with the exception of the polo) are from American Apparel, which means 4 things:
  1. They are sweatshop-free
  2. They tend to run small, so if you're normally a size small, a medium should suffice
  3. For some reason, despite being smaller, women's shirts are more expensive. Female friends tell us this is because of the extra work that goes into making the flattering shape of the shirt
  4. You will look incredibly sexy wearing one (see photos)
Thanks for supporting reddit! Now you can show off your reddit pride and help us pay for our servers at the same time.

-Alexis