MIAMI, FL – Killer jellyfish are attacking beachgoers in Florida. They’ve killed 767 people already!

MIAMI, FL – An eagle ray weighing 300 pounds landed on top of a woman on a boat in the Florida Keys , throwing her to the deck and pinning her.

WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!

PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!

JUPITER ISLAND – Tiger Woods is finally moving into his dream compound!

MIAMI, FL – Shady Pines to hold its 25th Annual Rascal Race.

PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.

SOUTH BEACH, Miami – The Jersey Devil is spotted taking a break from the harsh NJ winter.

MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.

MICHIGAN – A woman makes a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper with her belly button lint.