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PA H.S. Soccer Coach Shows Off His Whopper At Burger King, Fuzz Alleges

As mentioned this morning, Busted Coverage was traveling from Ohio to New York over the last 24 hours and just happened to catch some sleep in the Poconos region. Yesterday we get up, turn on the TV to see who won Game Two of Mavs-Heat and get introduced to Scranton-area soccer coach Joseph Kovaleski, who was arrested for flopping out his dong on Burger King workers. Wait until you read Joe’s reasoning for having dong issues – JUMP!

NBA Finals Cleavage Has BC Tipster Asking Questions [Photo]

Here is what BC reader Jason B. sent to us while our Honda was headed towards NYC yesterday afternoon. “I don’t know if this is BC material but nevertheless here is some nice NBA Finals behind the bench double cleavage,” Jason wrote. Is it BC material? Is that a joke? Of course we love tipsters sending us images of cleav from sporting events. Actually encourage it. Full shot and challenge from Busted Coverage – after the jump!

Steve Nash’s New GF & WVU Can Sell Beer [Afternoon Dump]

• Steve Nash has a new girlfriend, Brittany Richardson

• West Virgina fans rejoice, beer is now allowed to be sold

• Fan jumps in WWE rings and gets manhandled

• Bounce along with Jasmine Cruz, it’s worth it

• Virgin Mobile’s girl Sarah Carroll is sexy

• Paris Hilton is still a vacuous bore

• This baby has a great life ahead of him, he loves beer

• Sarah Palin may be a liar, actually she is a liar

Creepy Kids Ride, USB Cigs & Giddy Up Mark Cuban [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published.

We’d Totally Out Push-up This 74-Year-Old Bodybuilder [12 Photos]

You know, it’s getting kinda boring to see all these old people out in society doing things besides crosswords and watching Wheel of Fortune from 7-7:30 and maybe hitting up Jeopardy. We want old people to be like the old people we remember back in the 80s. Stop it, already. We’re sick of 80-year-olds climbing mountains. 85-year-olds coaching football teams. And especially 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd posing down with women 45 years younger than her. *God, this makes us sick. Look at those shoulders. Those gun boats. More photos of this insanity – JUMP!

25 Greatest Mark Cuban Drunken, Fish Lips, Shocker Moments Of 21st Century

A week ago this post was published with a plea for Mark Cuban to return to his old drunken, hanging on woman ways. Well, it seems the NBA Finals HAS brought out the old Cuban. We’ve been keeping an eye on Twitter for Cuban partying on South Beach photos and can show you what the billionaire has been up to. Check out the chick wrapping her arms around Mark – JUMP!

9 Greatest Moments In Kareem Abdul Jabbar Towering Over Shorties [Photos]

Suddenly we can’t turn on the TV, visit Twitter or listen to L.A. radio without the name Kareem Abdul Jabbar being rammed down our throats. Not that we care. This guy is a walking billboard for what’s right with celebrity/sports. He’ll trash talk the Los Angeles Lakers about wanting a statue. He’ll get into Twitter wars with Scottie Pippen over the greatest NBAers. And he’ll wear those infamous Rec Specs for a Carl’s Jr. commercial with Olivia Munn. But what makes KAJ special is his work with midgets such as this week with Chuy from Chelsea Lately. Like we said, the guy is everywhere. JUMP!

Lindsey Vonn Throws Like A Girl First Pitch At Dodgers Game [Photos]

BC tipster Ryan in Escondido wrote to us last night re: chicks throwing first pitches at baseball games and said we needed to check out Lindsey Vonn doing her thing at Tuesday’s Dodgers game. “I don’t know what it is about this chick, but I find her hotter than Doutzen Kroes,” Ryan wrote in reference to Tuesday’s item on the Victoria’s Secret model doing first pitch duties for the Blue Jays. You be the judge. Vonn first pitch – JUMP!

Tenn. Dad Goes Extra Mile To Drink, Watch NBA Finals [Cuff 'Em]

Meet Tennessean David Mark Dixon. Dude is 32, has two daughters and, we suppose, finds his life kinda slipping by. The glory days are behind him. No more hanging with the boys, watching the NBA Finals and getting hammered on a Tuesday night. Well, this week, David decided to have some ‘me’ time for Game One of Heat-Mavs. The only problem? He was supposed to be watching the kids while his wife was working. Full details of NBA Finals Father of the Year – JUMP!

NBA Finals Douchebag, Bono Hitchhikes & Boobs Kill Porn Star [Daily Dump]

• Winner of NBA Finals douchebag of the year is…

• ESPN’s Just The Tip Dirk Nowitzki headline

• NHLer picks up a hitchhiking Bono in Canada

• Porn star dies because boobs were too big!

• Alert! Jordana Brewster with rolled up Jorts!

• Rare: Katy Perry boob salad bikini pics

• You have to see Leslie Nielsen’s gravestone

• 164 Hotties on Ducatis to waste away Fri.

Playboy All-American Team & Greatest Victory In Cavs History! [Burnt Toast]

Welcome to our new morning feature on Busted Coverage, aptly called Burnt Toast, written by Fox Sports Radio host Peter Burns. The Twitter revolution is upon us but tweets get lost, tweets are forgotten and tweets aren’t properly recognized for their value to humanity. That’s where Burns takes over and compiles the best, worst and most important nuggets from the night before. JUMP!

Lindsay Lohan In Trouble & Arizona Wants Help From Fans [Afternoon Dump]

• Lohan trips her ankle monitor & won’t get in trouble

• Arizona AD wants fans to help police their players

• United States getting the 2022 World Cup?

• God no! Kardashian’s proposal will be televised

• Dietary guidelines that are just stupid

• 25 guns that are in inappropriate places

• Some new Aimee Teegarden bikini pics come out

• South African Candice Boucher in swimwear

2011 Spelling Bee Contestant Most Likely To Rip A Bong Load Tonight [Video]

His name is Surjo Bandyopad and this speller in the 2011 Scripps Spelling Bee hails from Lusby, Maryland where he just completed his 8th grade school year. You’d think it would be a little early to start smoking weed, but as you’ll see from today’s ESPN coverage of the Bee, Surjo dropped a “FAIL” bomb after missing a word and totally laughed it off. There are stoners amongst us who have a new 14-year-old hero. See what the buzz is all about – Video – JUMP!

Superhero Soccer Practice & Traffic Sign Cluster#(%# [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. WTF photos – JUMP!

Braves’ Reliever Peter Moylan’s ESPYs Dress [Photos]

Braves pitcher Peter Moylan has some downtime right now since he’s on the 60-day DL after having back surgery May 22. That means he’ll be able to take advantage of an ESPYs invite, which means Pete and his fiance Mandy need to find something to wear. Moylan tweeted last night after trying on Mandy’s dress: “FYI it took me 1 min to get into that dress and 45 mins to get out!!!! What I will do to get you guy laughing…” Full shot of Pete and his cute fiance – JUMP!