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LordPalpatine

  1. Good/bad news, Sithizens! Mankind must have discovered time travel, because Blink-182 trends. 5 minutes ago via web
  2. "#whenihavekids, I will not cut off their limbs, and certainly inform them about their kinship before they kiss." - not Darth Vader about 1 hour ago via web
  3. @wilw What are you, Bizarro Palpatine? about 5 hours ago via web in reply to wilw
  4. @LaDauphine13 The force is so strong with you, I had to rethink what it is. And by "force" I mean you-know-what. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LaDauphine13
  5. Happy Birthday to @starwars star Harrison Ford. Come get your cake here on the Death Star. It's not a lie or trap or anything. 5:03 PM Jul 13th via web
  6. #YoungKidsShouldBeBannedFrom growing up to be Michele Bachmann. 4:34 PM Jul 13th via web
  7. @bonniegrrl You're welcome. We hope you had a good day, from a certain point of view. 11:25 PM Jul 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bonniegrrl
  8. @the_jawa @tk4675 My partner is the Force. #AmazingStarWarsRace 9:49 PM Jul 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to the_jawa
  9. Dear people who whine about Netflix. You have bigger problems, some of which may or may not be moon-sized, let it go. 8:22 PM Jul 12th via web
  10. #ifihadanickeleverytime someone shot a torpedo up my exhaust port... 7:39 PM Jul 12th via web
  11. @bonniegrrl Good, gooood! 12:52 AM Jul 12th via web in reply to bonniegrrl
  12. @bonniegrrl and googly eyes! 12:46 AM Jul 12th via web in reply to bonniegrrl
  13. @bonniegrrl It could use a good kiss! 12:42 AM Jul 12th via web in reply to bonniegrrl
  14. @bonniegrrl I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee bird feeder. 12:40 AM Jul 12th via web in reply to bonniegrrl
  15. @bonniegrrl I do not need him for long. You will have him back in tip top shape. Mostly. Sith's honor. 12:23 AM Jul 12th via web in reply to bonniegrrl
  16. Imperial Birthday wishes goes @bonniegrrl. Follow her, and perhaps she will reveal the location of that droid husband we keep looking for. 12:18 AM Jul 12th via web
  17. What happened to Alderaan was actually much needed pest control after a concert by an "artist" called Ke$ha. 1:22 PM Jul 11th via Twitter for iPhone