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What's the definition of necrophilia?
How did Pinocchio discover that he was made of wood?
Q: What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth-control pill…
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?
What did the worm say to the caterpillar?…
What do you call a smart blonde?
Q: What do girls and rocks have in common?
Q: How do you know you’re getting old?
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
What’s gray and comes in quarts?
Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
Q. What's the best thing about having an emo lawn?
Q. What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby?
Q. Did you ever date a midget?
Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Q. What's the difference between a banker and a cheese pizza?
Q: If you have big boobs you work at Hooters. If you have one leg, where do you work?
Q: What’s the safest speed for having sex?
Q: What's the most successful pickup line ever?
Q: How was David Copperfield born?
Q: How do you cure bedwetting?
What do a dildo and soybeans have in common?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?