LNBS: F**k your teddy bear and please go the f**k to sleep!

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This one is for all you parents out there who need some assistance with getting the lil one’s to go to sleep tonight. For all those nights you’ve tried to get a lil’nookie in but the lil’fvck wouldn’t close their fvcking eyes as if they smell the pheromones in the fvcking air and just wont [...]

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The most racist political ad ever?

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WASHINGTON — The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee released a statement on Tuesday evening denouncing what could very well be the most outrageously sexist and racist ad in political history. Earlier this week, the group Turn Right USA released a web ad that could double as a parody of race baiting and bigotry. The spot, targeting [...]

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Summer jams. What songs are a must for summer listening.

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The summer is a time of the year where you are just supposed to seriously enjoy your downtime away from the madness in your live. And hey.. music is the magic in all of that! A great song can transport you back to a great time and place from you past or it can create [...]

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Say Something Nice- Antoine Dodson edition.

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:: walks in :; :: places this on the easel :: :: walks back out :: :: feels like my work here is done :: :: gets text from satan :: ” your debt is paid…. you can go back to being one of God’s children.” :: gets text from God :: ” …nawl, dog [...]

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Silly heffa tries to hire hit-man to kill her baby daddy… on facebook.

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A dimwitted Philadelphia mom could have made her status update “in jail” after cops say she used Facebook to hire a hitman to kill her baby daddy. Eley London‘s alleged attempt to use social media to hire an assassin stunned jaded cops. But what really amazed police was the sheer stupidity of wannabe killer 18-year-old Tim Bynum, who [...]

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LNBS: Man blamed ‘boogeyman’ for motorcycle crash

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Met James Scarborough! He survived an encounter with the Boogeyman!!! James Scarborough, 49, of Golden Gates Estates, was arrested Sunday by Florida Highway Patrol officers at Physicians Regional Hospital, where he was taken for treatment of minor injuries after being found trapped underneath his motorcycle after crashing it into trees, reports the Naples Daily News. [...]

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Tasty Tuesday – Beer Can Chicken

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Hey Folks, Today’s recipe is an old classic with a bit of a new spin. Beer can chicken is great for a cook out or just for a quick meal you want to cook on the grill. I hope you all enjoy See ya next week!!! INGREDIENTS 1 (4-pound) whole chicken 2 tablespoons vegetable oil [...]

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Man rapes a woman…dies in the middle of it.

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REFUGIO, Texas (AP) — Investigators said a man has died while in the act of raping an elderly South Texas woman. The Refugio County Sheriff’s Office identified the man as 53-year-old Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez. Sheriff’s Sgt. Gary Wright said the incident happened June 2 after he rode two miles by bicycle from his home to [...]

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Some accuse President Obama of pandering to the right over saying Anthony Weiner should resign.

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President Barack Obama said in an interview Monday that if he was in the wake of a scandal like Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York is now, he would resign. “Well, obviously what he did was highly inappropriate,” he toldNBC News. “I think he’s embarrassed himself, he’s acknowledged that, he’s embarrassed his wife and [...]

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From Reading Azz readers – Vampyre Huntress author; LA Banks, diagnosed with late stage adrenal cancer.

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It is with profound sadness that we have to inform you that our beloved sister and friend, Leslie Esdaile, (“L.A. Banks”) is most gravely ill. She has been diagnosed with late stage adrenal cancer. She is facing an uphill battle in her struggle with serious illness.  Please know that as Leslie needs all of her [...]

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Folks are mad that Herman Cain admitted to refusing to allow pizza delivery to Violent (black) neighbourhood.

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In a startling admission recently, Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain, the former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, said that he would apply his experience in business to a potential job in the White House: specifically, his experience in denying pizza deliveries to a black neighborhood in Omaha, Nebraska. Cain, who is himself black, said that because [...]

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Psssh it was only a neeeegro. Officer who murdered Oscar Grant, free after only one year.

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A white former San Francisco Bay area transit officer convicted in the fatal shooting of an unarmed black man that has drawn continuing protest was released from jail early Monday after serving 11 months of a two-year sentence, officials said. Johannes Mehserle managed to slip away from the Los Angeles County’s Twin Towers jail shortly [...]

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Boogie’s Bday!

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There is a reason why OHN is a haven for aintshytness, evil and shenanigans. The top three people in charge of it are all geminis. That’s right, bytches… Geminis. The most aintshyt purveyors of ainshytness in the entire zodiac. And today we give some love and thanks to one of your Gemini overseers, and the heffa [...]

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LNBS: Home destroyed by tornado denied FEMA grant due to ‘insufficient damage’

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Meet the Stewarts. Mr. Stewart recent found his arm in a bit of a pickle. So did their home. You could say that the Stewarts home has recently been fvcked up beyond recognition! But not according to FEMA. With his right arm in a sling, Jonathan Stewart stands with his family in a pile of [...]

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Disney and dack – hey it was bound to happen.

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There have been lewd and naughty ass naughty pictures of Disney Princesses for years and years. Hell I probably gave myself some happy-time knuckle shuffles to Princess jasmine and Ariel MORE than once. Fugg you, don’t judge me, bytch. Esmeralda also….and belle….Oh and the Muses… Wooooothe muses could get it! Well now thanks to artist [...]

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Say something nice ’bout Janky and Skanky

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This is what happens when your momma is 13 years older than you and your granny is 15 years older than your momma. I’m not saying… im just saying.

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$50,000 bail for ignant-azz fool who tried to steal 99 cents.

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A Cook County judge set bail at $50,000 today for a man charged with displaying a handgun to a convenience store clerk who refused to give him 99 cents. According to court records, Christopher Tisley, 34, walked into a convenience store in the 2800 block of West Lawrence Avenue in the Ravenswood neighborhood around 3 [...]

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… fugg Dallas.

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Fugg texas. Fugg Dallas. Fugg the NBA finals and Fugg their victory. Fiiiiiiine, congrats to the Dallas Mavericks on their NBA championship.. victory… n shyt. Signed , A hater.

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Sunday Social Commentary: America getting jailhouse D!cked while reading the 14th Amendment! – SNSFW

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This past week American media pundits have flooded the airwaves and news stands with the Weiner tweeter sexting scandal. Yeah, you heard right, “Sexting.” First. Let’s start on a central platform shall we… First, what the fvck is “Sexting?” Sexting is the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photographs, primarily between mobile phones. -Wiki [...]

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Can He and the Ex Still be friends? – on OHN World

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Ohnawlian; CheNoodle has started an excellent conversation on OHNworld which asks a question i know MANY people ponder in regards to their significant other and their.. “friends”. Give it a read and weigh in! What up OHN fam? Lately I’ve been trying to see this in a different way, you know, change my ways and [...]

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