Jack Dickey —Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase five heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.
Drew Magary's on assignment, so you got me instead. He'll be back next week, so remember to email your Drunken Barbecue Hookup Failure stories his way then.
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