Caption Contest

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

look, since i now found all your credit info, why dont you just give me your credit cards?

look, since i now found all your credit info, why dont you just give me your credit cards?

I have eminent domain!

You think you have problems!
Try some of mine; I've lost my land, I'm hunted, caged and relocated!

I'M BAAACCK!!

Hey! Wheres the newspaper? I hear theres no more enviornmental protection agency!

Hey! Wheres the newspaper? I hear theres no more enviornmental protection agency!

Hey! Wheres the newspaper? I hear theres no more enviornmental protection agency!

No, I'm not from the DRS, but I did enjoy going through your garbage.

Well, the state employees who WOULD have caught and relocated me got laid off...

Call the police! I just saw a cougar!

Really, you should see a doctor. I'm concerned about your cholesterol and sugar levels.

Don't worry, we don't exist in Connecticut.

Please don't call the police, they will cage me up and feed me vegetarian food.

Your garbage can is clean, do you need money to buy food.

If my wife calls to ask if I ate here just tell her that I came to say Hi!!!!

I was in the neigborhood and all I can find is green salad, do you have a chiquen leg.

Hurry up, honey!!!!

If you don't sweeten the pot, we will be victimized by "outside forces"!!

If you do not put balance meal's in the garbage can, I will report you to PETA.

I found in your garbage can lot's of food and it haven't been touch, who cook today? Your mother-in law

I know you just got married, all I find in the garbage can is peanut butter and jelly.

I know you just got married, all I find in the garbage can is peanut butter and jelly.

Please, don't let no one know that I came for a free meal, if the governor finds out he will charge me tax.

Please, don't let no one know that I came for a free meal, if the governor finds out he will charge me tax.

Please, don't let no one know that I for a free meal, if the governor finds out he will charge me tax.

I know you are single, because all that I found are boxes of TV dinners.

Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?

All the food in the garbage can has MSG, do you have anything organic in the fridge.

I finish my dinner, if I do your dishes would you give me some dessert

My father told stories about finding organic food and chocolate cake in the garbage can's today I foung only garbage

My father told stories about finding organic fook and chocolate cake in the garbage can's, today I found only garbage.

I have to live this way. CPTV ran out of money to do a documentary about me.

My godesses left me. Can I stay with you?

Duh! Waste can!

Hey fella,where's the bird feeder?

I just want to say regarding your missing dog and cat,...my bad.

You said you loved the wildlife. Now give me steak!

I'm moving out of this neighborhood. You keep your yard too messy.

What I've been taking is garbage compared to what I'll be taking starting July first.

I'll make a deal with you. I'll give you half your garbage back.

When you ordered it, it was junk food. Now it's garbage.

Nutritionally, all you need is junk.

How about a real meal instead of a compost pile.

How about a real meal instead of a compost pile

I promise. That's the last time I'll touch your junk.

Why can't we all just get along?

No trash, no smell.

You got a good review in Better Homes and Garbage.

Hi. I'm bear-y. How does your garbage grow?

Cross eyed beary finds it hard to get along.

I understand times are tough and you are not a grotesquely over-compensated state employee. But you've got to throw out some good steak once in a while!

I understand times are tough and you are not a grotesquely over-compensated state employee. But you've got to throw out some good steak once in a while!

I'm just tryin' to wipe that garbage off your shirt.

Do you have any bearnaise sauce to go with my meal outside?

Sparky, can you bear a dime?

PLEASE let me in! I think I just spotted a mountain lion!

Excuse me.....I heard that Bearnaked Ladies were playing in here.

It so happens I am bullish on Bernanke.

Who's been sleeping in my bed?

Yes, we do. And the Pope IS Catholic.

Sorry to trash your place but Connecticut has a bad bear market in housing.

No, I am just looking for the mountain lions

Don't be afraid, I'm just the new private sector replacement for the laid off State Sanitation workforce

Where do I pay my garbage Tax?

Thanks for dinner. Now which movie are we going to?

Bear up!

Is that a bear skin rug?

Do I bear a resemblance to Yogi?

Your trash didn't bear any fruit.

I lost my bearing, is this Simsbury?

Pardon me......have you seen a medium sized bear, a small sized bear and a young blonde?

Guns don't kill people... Bears kill people.

You do it in the house?!

I don't want your little brats . . . I want some grilled brats!

Where's the beef?

What do you mean YOUR property? It was mine BEFORE the house was here!

"Hey, buddy, you didn't happen to see a couple of mountain lions around here, did ya?"

I'm willing to be an "OBJET D'ART".

Do you have any Bayer aspirin?

Trickle down economics doesn't seem to work in a "bear" market.

Honey, get the honey!

Excuse me sir can I borrow a roll of Charmin.

You and your DEP!

Fooled you. I'm a mountain lion in bear's clothing.

I am Smokey Bear,do you want to smoke some decriminalized marijuana with me?

I am beary drunk and looking for the hard stuff.

In CT, I'm only able to afford the "Bear Necessities".

Can I hibernate here until Obama is voted out of office?

Excuse me, what's for dessert?

Sir, is there something better in the Frig?

You haven't heard of the TAX BEAR? If you don't pay your taxes, I will pay you a visit!

Could you Mapquest Governor Malloy, I would like to pay him a visit!

Excuse me Sir, may I borrow a piece of dental floss, I seem to have gotten something stuck in my teeth.

Don't let GOV. Malloy know your eating this good or he will raise your taxes again

Hey Buddy, gotta smoke?

Got milk?

whats a matter,your taxes can't be that high in Conn are they

the govener sent me,he said you are always good for a little more

please mr.taxpayer,I would like some more

Relax!!! Who did you expect anyway? Winnie The Pooh?

Honey, I'm home!

Hi Bob the Bear party of one. I have a 8:00 DINNER RESERVATION. Are you on the MENU?

Your GARBAGE should be ZAGAT rated!

How's your cholesterol?!

I thought the salad days were over.

You need to improve your diet!

Next time leave the lid open!

If you think I made a mess.
You should see what my cousin, Grizzly,
DOES!!

I'm helping you recycle!

Your container is not bear proof.

Your container is fnot bear proof.

"Bear" with me a moment

Oops.....my Boo Boo.

The story of me kicking the bucket are greatly exaggerated.

Did you see that mountain lion empty your trash?

Where are you hiding my honey?

Smokey Bear here, got any weed?

Pass the dressing, please.

Got any blue cheese dressing?

Do you have any extra batteries?

Scat!

Grrr!

Quick, come look; something's been getting into your garbage can too!

Hi Bob the Bear party of one. I have a 8:00 DINNER RESERVATION. Are you my WAITER?

The COYOTES and BOBCATS got here first. Do you have any CANDY leftover from HALLOWEEN?

Sir,please stop putting recyclables in with your garbage

Can I hide here until the Connecticut economy improves?

What is it with all this vegan garbage? I need some subsistence.

Do you have any Grey Poupon?

we are on food stamps!

For the Fourth, may I suggest a HoneyBaked ham?

Hey buddy you have to start shredding your mail. IDENTITY THEFT can happen to anyone. IT'S A JUNGLE OUT HERE!

Please give my compliments to the chef.

The economy's tough; I'm BEARLY surviving!

Where can I find some pic-a-nic baskets?

..BEARS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!!..

Alright, someone's been eating my porridge, where is she?

Hey, By the way I do "poop" in the woods!!!!

Can I use your bathroom?

Where's the birdfeeder?

Hi, neighbor! Welcome to Sims-bear-y!

Excuse me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Bear in mind we were here before you.

Will you be celebrating the 4th on Sunday or Monday?

FYI,Rainbow trout is on sale this week at the market.

What night will we be having fish?

Tell the Mrs. I LOVED the tuna casserole!

Is that you honey?

Remember......Only you can prevent mountain lions.

The bear, man, always rings twice.

Don't layoff the bears Governor!

Yes we really do _______ in the woods!!!!

Why do you have the welcome mat on the wrong side of the door?

Pardon me,"do you have any Grey Poupon""?

You got 15 bucks for a pack of smokes?

Let me in! There's a mountain lion out here!

A refreshing approach; well-herbed - but your neighbors use of truffle oil and shaved radicchio won this edition of Iron Trash Can Chef.

Let's keep a lid on this, okay?

It's a zoo out there.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

But I thought you said Billy could come out to play after he took out the trash!

Quick, hand me the Charmin.

"The word in the woods is you're a Montreal Canadiens' fan."

"The word in the woods is you're a Montreal Canadiens' fan."

"The word in the woods is you're a Montreal Canadiens' fan."

"The word in the woods is you're a Montreal Canadiens' fan."

Let's all get along and cut the trash talk.

"The word in the woods is you're a Montreal Canadiens' fan."

Watch out for the real cougars - those Red Hat ladies.

I've got you covered like a rug.

HELP! Let me in! There's a COUGAR out here!!!

Do you have any hot sauce?

Excuse me - but I seem to have lost my bearings!

I came to a fork in the road and the sign said "Bear Left" - so I did!

I hate being a pane.

Is the short way, the best for the Bear Market?

It's curtains for you!

Excuse me - Do you have window service?

Pardon me, but do you have any honey?

Ketchup?

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

I've got a rug just like you.

I am holding you ransom until your wife gives me all of the groceries.

I like your man cave. Wanna trade?

I don't mind you living here too.

Can I borrow your den?

You put garbage in your garbage. So I have to take your refrigerator.

You put garbage in your garbage. So I will have to take your refrigerator.

Is the New Britain-Hartford BUSWAY built yet? It's not safe walking the streets I could be hit by a car!

Just one more jar of honey, man. Hey man, I'll never ask for any more, man.

There's gold in them thar cans.

Mr Lox, can Goldie come out n play?

Hey! if you see a grouchy dude named Oscar - tell him I'm lookin' for him!

Sir, lettuce and spinach scraps are not, "good food", I want chips, nuts and sugary snacks!

Psssssst....
I'm trying to slim-down for the summer, so next week, can we try the lo-cal stuff?

Looks like you middle class homeowners are the endangered species now.

Pardon me,but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Do you have tastier garbage in here?

Ok Mr Lox, I know it was your daughter who ate my porridge.

I let your daughter eat my porridge -- but tipping over my garbage is where I draw the line.

I can tell by your furnishings that you're into gar-beige.

I prefer a little music with my garbage.

Hope you find a job soon! Pickings are poor out there.

I think white wine goes best with filth.

I like a little music with my dinner.

Let me know when you'll be having Chinese again.

I'll be dining al fresco tonight, James.

Could I see a menu?

Don't throw away the newspaper. I wanna see if I won the caption contest.

You thought the TICKS in the woods were your BIGGEST THREAT!

Quick call 911 my friend the MOUNTAIN LION has been hit by a car. OH MY!

Your garbage is too salty.

I'm still hungry! Got any stocks?

Could you loan me a fin?

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

"Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Can I hide out here? Lady Gaga said fur is in this season.

Excuse me. Can I use your bathroom. You know what they say about bears. We do sh** in the woods.

Excuse me Sir can I use you bathroom. You know what they say about bears. Yes we do Sh** in the woods.

Excuse me sir, Do have any honey. And can you tell me how to get out of Connecticut.

I don't mean to be overbearing, but what else do you have?

What's bruin?

Got honey?

How about bruin me some tea?

Excuse,me may
I use your
bathroom?

Looks like the Mountain Lions beat me to it, do you have anything else?

Hey! I know we're in a recession, but these scraps are even below MY standards!

You have the tastiest filth in the neighborhood.

Hey buddie, I just saw a mountain lion knock over your garbage. I'll be happy to wait while you call the police and give them my witness statement. I'm a pretty credible witness after all.

thank you for
a swill time!

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?

Guess who's coming to dinner?

Hey Mister, I just saw a mountain lion knock over your garbage can. If you want me to wait and give my witness statement to the cops, I'm a pretty credible witness. Personally, I got no problem with illegal immigrants, but vandals are vandals!

Hey, Mister, a mountain lion just knocked over your garbage. I'm a pretty credible witness if you want me to stick around while you call the cops.

This state's so broke, you don't even have decent garbage.

Will work for food.

Goldilocks tweeted me that your trash is just right.

The Constitution guarantees my right to bear alms.

Just wanted to thank you for not securing your garbage. Makes my job so much easier.

"Pave paradise and what did you expect---a Walmart greeter?!"

Hey!..you think YOUR real estate stinks? In my neck of the woods..there is no more neck of the woods!..

Just wanted to thank you for not securing your garbage. Makes my job so much easier.

Tell me are they still showing the GENTLE BEN Re-runs on CABLE?

Hey!...you wouldn't stop building, so, welcome to the new "bear market"...

Come on pal-times are tiugh for all of us. Please,I'm begging you to improve the quality of your garbage.

I'm on a door-to-window campaign to be the Tea Party animal symbol: "I can't bear it any more!"

That was yummy.Can I have more?

"Can you help a fella out? I bought bear-er bonds from Madoff and now I'm eating garbage."

"Hey, gimme ten bucks and I'll tell you where the mountain lion is."

"Sure! I usually do Number 2 in the woods, but I ran out of Charmin."

The bird feeders empty again. Do you have any SALMON and I don't mean that farm raised stuff?

Can I have a beer with dinner before the tax hike takes effect?

You think your scared I'll trade places with you cause there's a mountain lion on the loose out here.

Give me some food and I won't tell your wife about the phone records I just found.

This is just between you and me - leave the DEP out of it.

Stop me if you've heard this one - a bear, mountain lion and moose live in CT ...

Where can a bear get some birdseed?

Stop the recycling - it's putting a damper on dinner.

You're cooking with too much sodium.

Excuse me, that was tasty...but do you have any Bobcat or Mountain Lion?

See any mountain lions recently?

All I'm asking for is the bear essentials.

please tell me I have not wandered in to green bay wisconsin

So... It was YOUR daughter who ate my porridge.

Hello,could you spare a couple sheets of charmin

could you stop buying organic honey it gives me gas!!!

I was going through your trash and I think i found my father is arnold here.

quick call the cops I just saw a cougar!!

WOW!
I should not have negotiated
and get garbage.

could you stop buying organic honey, it gives me gas!!!

do you have a extra umbrella I could borrow?

do you have any root BEAR to go with lunch

Hey, let me in there's a mountain lion out here!

I've noticed that you have a lower quality of waste, is this TRICKLE DOWN TRASH

Am I beyond the pail?

I'd like a doggie bag.

In answer to your question,yes I do s*** in the woods.

Excuse me but I really think you need less roughage and more protein in your diet.

Hello, sir, I'm one of the Chicago Cubs. How can I get to Wrigley Field?

I'm looking for the Bear Market, on Wall Street.

I'm looking for the bear market, on Wall Street.

Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?

I'm looking for my pal, the eastern mountain lion - has he been in here?

Your garbage is unbearable, may I look in your refrigerator?

They closed the parks because of budget cuts, so I'm moving into your neighborhood.

Got milk?

Gonna need to use your toilet paper. I've just crapped in the woods!

Your place or mine?

So what can YOU do to prevent forest fires?!

Just for the record pal, we were here before the Indians.

Sorry,I gotta use your bathroom. There aren't any woods left.

I used to LIVE HERE till you cut down all the trees and built a HOUSE!

Hey Buddy your going GREEN on the inside but you don't RECYCLE your trash on the outside!

Hey buddy you have plastic mixed in with your trash. Try RECYCLING we all need to GO GREEN!

Come on, what about a hug?

This is when you're supposed to scream "Help" and run away from Connecticut as fast as you can!

I see the Governor has already been here!

This ain't no picnic for me either!

Where do ya keep the good stuff?

Now ya know what it feels like to be up a tree!

Relax, I realize I am better off than your children!

Yo, look dude Boo Boo and ranger Smith are out of town.
Where's the pick a nic basket?

Don't feel bad. I've just been canned too.

Is it too late to vote on the SEBAC Deal?

Garbage kills bears. Give me the good stuff.

Is this where the YOGI class is?

Hey, have you seen Smokey?

Just grin and bear it.

I think we could both use a tranquilizer.

I thought you'd be kind to animals, 'cause I heard your wife's a fox!

Don't pretend you don't have any Tums. I saw what you eat!

Life just isn't fair. My Chinese cousin, the panda bear, is treated like royalty, and I'm eating out of a garbage can!

This time it isn't a donkey OR an elephant taking from you.

I know you think I'm an omnivore, but that stuff in your can is real garbage.

Don't you have anything other than banana peels?

You probably know how I feel, fella. Doesn't your wife always complain you don't take her out to nice places?

It may be fast food, but this is no McDonald's!

Just call me Ursa Major, the Big Dipper!

You don't smoke? That's ok, I prefer my fish raw.

Your next-door neighbor sent me over. He said you always serve garbage.

They closed the parks as a budget cut, so I'm moving into your neighborhood!

I see your diet is garbage, too.

Don't worry, pal, mating season is over.

It may be a dog-eat-dog world out there, but then again, I'm not a dog.

I slept through the winter, but what's your excuse for having no food on hand?

This is an emergency! I'm an undercover DEP Agent, and I need to use your refrigerator, I mean your phone ASAP!

Just a neighborly tip --- watch your step in the yard. I marked my territory.

I was going to raid the bakery dumpster down the street, but I hear they started selling bear claws!

Looks like a bare market to me.

It's the same stuff the government feeds you!

Who are you calling a scavenger? I saw you this afternoon at the food pantry!

You were recommended by Goldilocks!

Trick or Treat! Got any Bit-o-Honeys? How about a steak?

I just saw a
Mountain Lion!

Can I use the can?

Did I catch you at a bad time?

I never thought I'd be eating out of a garbage can, either.

Well, it's Sunday, and this is a Jewish home, so I figured . . . smoked salmon!

Looks like a bear market to me.

Got any Grey Poupon?

High speed computer traders, excessive banking fees, commodity speculators ... and you think I'm the one that's been raiding your investment account.

I hope you've got a good lawyer, pal, 'cause you built your house on my property!

Is the Cub Scout meeting being held in your den?

My compliments to the chef!

For us, you call it scat . . . For you, we call it garbage!

I wouldn't normally bother you, but it's a jungle out there!

Ah, Yes . . . we would like a table near the window - for two!

I heard you have a nice den.

Tree trimmings? Are you kidding me?

Well, you see . . . my wife gave me a "Hall Pass".

Trust me, a slow recovery is so hard to bear.

You must be unemployed. I see you're eating your own garbage now.

Don't Tase Me, Bro!

Don't bother checking my DNA. I'm a bear, not a mountain lion.

It's a bear market out there!

You guys here in Avon have the best garbage cans, but you can't beat Granby for the birdseed!!

I'd hate to be the bear of bad news, but we're gonna be neigh-bears.

Pardon me, sir, can I swipe you pic-a-nick basket?

Excuse me - would you happen to have any "Wet Naps" . . .

Listen, if I crap in the woods, does the economy improve?

Can you BEAR the bad news?