'Peepshow' heats up Vegas
"Peepshow," the new topless show at Planet Hollywood starring Mel B. and Kelly Monaco, has been getting a lot of buzz since the grand opening late last month. Part of this has come from celebrity press after Lindsay Lohan took in the show and, for a few days anyway, there was speculation she wanted to join the cast. Then someone broke into Kelly Monaco's penthouse suite in Planet Hollywood and allegedly robbed her while she was hiding in the back room.
(I have since spoken to police, who allege Monaco's
door was kicked in by a man, arrested by police after checking into the
Venetian, who had earlier had a run-in with Planet Hollywood
security.)
So, part of the buzz, like I said, has come from events
unrelated to "Peepshow." Still, in this market, at this time, I can't think of a
more efficient way to get the word out about a show than via Lindsay Lohan. O
tempora, o mores! The good news that should be going out with the celebrity
stories is that if you want a show meant to put vacationing couples in the mood
to spend quality time together, go to "Peepshow."
"Peepshow" attempts to spruce up and modernize the classic Vegas topless show. This idea, of course, is totally lacking in originality. Updating the Vegas adult show by giving it a contemporary twist has been the approach of at least 10 shows I can count off the top of my head, over the last decade. These shows mostly are now closed. And, of the survivors, the best of these is "Fantasy" at Luxor. Well, it used to be until "Peepshow." Director/choreographer Jerry Mitchell clearly had a blast creating this show, and the sense of uninhibited fun runs through the entire production. And, he gets the rules for a Vegas show, and that is going to be a big help with "Peepshow." One telling example: Usually a new show starts at 90 minutes and works that time down over the first few months to 75 minutes, but Mitchell's fast-paced production is launched already at 75 minutes.
"Peepshow" attempts a sort of storyline that mixes a nursery rhyme theme with a Vegas-style uplifting message that seems to be about how important it is to be very promiscuous while finding your true love. But when you actually see Monaco's true love, a truly extraordinary muscleman rope act in tight blue jeans, staged in a bathtub, you will not really remember problems with the plot. Actually, that man just made me feel inadequate in almost every way, but fortunately I know the work that it takes to do what he does. When I went to rehearsals for the show, for a Weekly story, I saw that actor standing off by himself doing arm curls and other very muscle specific exercises with a rope and pulley tied to a rail. Everyone else rehearsed and he just worked one muscle after another off by himself.
As with every topless show, "Peepshow" comes down to a series of set pieces where the showgirls are featured individually or in groups. But even in the weakest bits, the production values on "Peepshow" keep things moving. And, the strong bits are many. One smart move was hiring a showgirl who can also sing, onetime "American Idol" contestant Katie Webber, whose feature on "Teddy" is a highlight.
If there is a weakness here, it is in the stars, who may bring in people, but neither Mel B, who has the harder role of the two stars, nor Kelly Monaco manages much charisma when compared with the rest of the cast. Monaco in particular is a stick of wood onstage, usually being ushered about by another actor. It should be noted that neither star goes topless. And, how topless everyone else is in "Peepshow" will depend on your definition of topless. One Vegas tradition "Peepshow" maintains is the strategic use of pasties.
The truth is that "Peepshow" is not at all ambitious, which is why it works so well. This show has just one goal: Get you in a certain mood. "Peepshow" is meant to be (and succeeds at being) a perfect way to spend 75 minutes of your vacation enjoying the straightforward erotic charge that comes from a physically gorgeous, talented and well-directed cast focused on generating heat.
Photo: Kelly Monaco. Credit: John Ganun