The Movable Buffet

Dispatches from Las Vegas
by Richard Abowitz

Category: Richard's life

Movable Buffet: Final entry

November 4, 2009 |  1:05 pm

DriveCarefully

In a very Vegas way, I got lucky.

In October 2005, I was hired by L.A. Times editors who had found my Vegas writing online. I became one of the first bloggers in the history of the L.A. Times. Vegas was booming in those years, and tourists from California were pouring into town, many buying investment homes. The idea of a blog that documented daily the happenings and entertainments that drew so many to Vegas made sense on a lot of levels. Obviously, much has changed since then, and I am sad to report the Movable Buffet blog is being discontinued.

The Vegas news and events that were covered here you will now find covered by other L.A. Times blogs in entertainment and travel.  For those of you who enjoy my Vegas coverage for the Los Angeles Times, my print column continues to run in Sunday Calendar (along with photos from Sarah Gerke). I also hope to blog about Vegas again soon, and so please keep an eye out.

I have to thank Sarah, the Buffet's loyal photographer, above all others. She was on board with this blog from Day 1. She shot Vegas out of pure joy. Thank you, Sarah. Your photos, as so many readers have commented,  have always been incredible. I also need to thank the fantastic staff of the L.A. Times, who for four straight years has hosted this blog, edited its entries and made suggestions that have made me a better writer, reporter and even person.

But most of all, I want to thank those of you who have read me daily or even once. I hope I wrote something you enjoyed. I am very grateful to all. Thank you. Be well.

-- Richard Abowitz

Photo: Sarah Gerke

Oops, I am a tourist (and it's expensive)

October 31, 2009 | 10:00 am

Palms in Las Vegas

I am staying at the Palms this weekend (where despite covering the resort since its opening in 2001, I never spent a night before) to blog the Fangoria Trinity of Terrors. The convention did not start until late Friday afternoon, and I spent most of the day doing what I should like a good Vegas worker bee.

By afternoon, I could feel the vibe change that takes place in a casino when a big convention arrives. One example: At a late lunch, actor Malcolm McDowell was sitting behind me eating alone. Still, I was in work mode: made arrangements to interview Holly Madison for the print Buffet at her Halloween party at Studio 54 at MGM Grand tonight, started drafting two stories due Monday to Weekly, etc. And yet it was Friday afternoon (quickly becoming Friday night) in Vegas. And, with my being actually inside a resort, my focus kept blurring. Staying in the hipster Palms, in the party capital of the world, Vegas, on a holiday weekend, with a very special woman and festive Halloween convention-goers who had nothing on their minds but fun (and in some cases, as with any convention, business too), there was a viral effect on my ability to concentrate on work.

My first distraction was business, though not mine, exactly. A publisher met with my companion to discuss a book she is thinking of writing. We were at the center bar of the Palms, a reasonably priced gathering spot for all inside the casino. Soon, by total chance, I got a call from a male friend from L.A. who was in town only for Friday night. He quickly came to the Palms to meet us long after I should have been back at the convention. Everyone was having a drink or two (except me). Did I mention the spirit was infectious?

To me, the key to covering Vegas is to know when to leave the party and get back to work. More than that, as a writer, I also try to always remember that I am not actually an invited guest to this party (metaphorically or literally) that is Vegas, but rather am a paid observer of the town's business model: sell the world on a place with a manufactured and marketed permanent party where regular rules of etiquette and in some cases law do not apply. And, at core, that invention of Vegas, that image, collectively is Sin City. And so for a writer trying to observe Vegas, on some level, that means not giving into the pleasures of a town that art critic Dave Hickey calls "a heart's destination" for tourists and residents. Hickey is right; this is my "heart's destination," and last night abstention lost in that conflict with work. I never made it back to the convention.

The truth is that keeping away from Vegas distractions is on most occasions relatively easy for me. I  neither drink nor gamble. And last night did not change that. But Vegas has more temptations than the obvious vices that keep me without a state income tax.

Last night, I had two people who matter to me in Vegas and those two really did not know each other well. Vegas is the perfect place to change that. Did I mention it was Friday night? 

In a broader way this bonding potential is the business value civic leaders argue that conventions in Vegas provide. This is a place you can do serious business, while getting face time with the people you may in this age mostly deal with by texting, Twitter, Facebook or old fashioned e-mail.

The urge for fun took over for me before the sun set. And like a tourist, I expressed it by spending far more money than I ever intended, hundreds of dollars, by treating my friends to a meal at Nove, the high-end Italian-style restaurant at the Palms with executive chef Geno Bernardo. To give a base of comparison for this meal against my usual habits and plan: My first meal at the Palms after checking in was from the hot dog place at the food court.

One of the things the Palms does well is to cater to everyone from the rich and famous to the locals who want to play low-limit slots for hours while enjoying free drinks. On some level, many tourists fall into general categories. And last night I behaved like a specific type of tourist who is drawn to the Palms; I acted like one of those weekend warriors who, despite earning little, come to Vegas every few months to live it up like a king and then face the bill after getting home. Nothing was too good for my friends at Nove!

As someone who covers Vegas professionally, every day, every night, every year, I don't often go rogue and spend time experiencing the Vegas mind-set that brings so many of my readers here. Last night I had good friends, good times, and this morning woke up worrying about how I am going to pay for it all. And, of course, I awoke to how little of the work I planned to do I actually got to doing. How Vegas. And good to know that after a relationship of more than a decade together, well, Vegas, I still love you. If I could do last night over, I would not change a thing.

Photo credit: Sarah Gerke


The Buffet takes a Vegas vacation

July 31, 2009 | 10:56 am

Strip

I am going on vacation until Aug. 12. I am not leaving Las Vegas -- this is a good town for a vacation, I am told. And since I am here, I will certainly be posting some items over the next two weeks. But expect a reduced frequency of posts while I enjoy Las Vegas. 

This will be the longest break I have taken in writing the Buffet since this blog was started in 2005. And so please let me take this opportunity to say thank you for reading for all these years.

Photo: Sarah Gerke


The Buffet in the news

January 9, 2009 |  6:01 pm
I am usually writing stories and not appearing in them. But I seem to have raised my public profile this last month or so, and I wanted to thank everyone who showed any interest in what I do. I hope I gain a few more readers out of it.

I actually hate doing press. I tape all my interviews, and so I already don't trust half my colleagues who don't engage in that practice. I mean, why wouldn't you tape an interview to make sure a quote is exactly right?  Of course, you can't tape everything: much comes from conversations that you do not know are going to contain a quote you need. I text myself at once when that happens. Anyway, the real problem is that I am not very interesting outside what I write and, if all went well, I've already written it. Once a writer wanted to follow me for a day and I told him to feel free to pull up a chair: that day was all typing.

Anyway, I am actually grateful for the attention even if I don't sound like it. Vegas visitor counts are way down, and I am not so arrogant to believe that my stories of Vegas are always going to be of interest to people when they are coming here less often. So, thanks to everyone who took the time to reach out to me to request my opinion or thoughts about all things Vegas. I appreciate it. I also appreciate that the Movable Buffet was given one of the editor's choice awards for VegasTripping.com's annual Trippies as best blog.

I also appeared on the "Lunchtime with Ira" show and talked about covering Vegas. I seem to recall a lot of details about Teller of Penn & Teller that did not make my Weekly cover story on him.
For those of you interested in pets, I was recently on the Petcast discussing the death of my cat Stuart.
Then, this morning, I was on CNBC discussing the economics of the adult industry and its Vegas convention.

Of course, the oddest item written about me is the plan by Vegas Rex to kidnap and deprogram me. Ice Cube looked different when I met him.

Anyway, I want to thank everyone who has helped bring attention to Movable Buffet. And I hope I earn your continued readership in 2009. I also hope to make it to the gym more if all these pictures and this footage of me is going to be coming out.

Do I want to be Criss Angel?

January 1, 2009 |  8:52 am

I was not going to write about Criss Angel's taped interview on Larry King that aired earlier this week. But a number of people have asked me about Angel's quote that he "could care less about what critics think." Angel then continued, "Critics, in my opinion, are wannabes that have never -- will never be." He has more to say and seems sufficiently irritated by critics to undermine his proclaimed indifference.  His girlfriend dismisses us as "haters."

So, let me put it out there: Not a single atom in this Richard Abowitz body has any desire to be Criss Angel or star in any Cirque show -- not even the good ones.

So, how does Angel explain the shows that this critic loves in Vegas, including a number of  headliners such as Elton John, Penn & Teller and Wayne Brady? In fact, if I had to be any Strip headliner I would want to be Elton John, who decade after decade has created art that I admire, including his  wonderful yet neglected disc "The Captain & the Kid" (2006). One of the things that is great about being a critic is to point out a neglected disc like "Captain & the Kid."  Go check it out.

Still, there are limits. As much as I admire Elton John, I would never want to be in "The Red Piano." I just enjoy watching a great Vegas show. In fact, what critics are doing is not speaking to performers like Elton John or Angel at all, but writing for fellow potential audience members informing them about the quality of a show.

But for those in doubt here are some other reasons I do not want to be Criss Angel, off the top of my head:

1. An aversion to wearing jewelry.

2. I loved being a teenager, but I do not like spending time around them as an adult and, as a writer, I would have a hard time not feeling silly writing stuff meant to appeal to them in my 40s.

3. I dislike being recognized in public.

4. The Groundhog Day lifestyle of all those nights in casino nightclubs picking up B-list celebrities and getting trivial mentions in gossip columns.

5. If I am lucky, doing the same show night after night, and year after year for a decade.

I am not trying to be funny, just honest. The reality is that most of us who write about Vegas shows want the shows to be great. We have to see them a lot for work. We are also fans of great shows. That is why we do what we do. And the truth is that having to tell people when a show turns out as disastrously as "Criss Angel Believe" is one of the harder parts of my job.


The Las Vegas economy rings my phone

November 21, 2008 |  9:38 am
This is what it is like living in a city at the center of the foreclosure crisis and populated by people who owe so much money. This has been going on for months. The first call comes every day at almost exactly 8 a.m. and the calls continue until 8 p.m. I usually field about a dozen calls a day. That is only when I am home. My caller ID records more when I am out. But none of the calls are for me, or for anyone I have ever known. Not that anyone in the calling-Richard-daily process cares that I am not Christopher, Robert or Yolanda -- three favorites with the callers.

Yesterday I was called by a robo-caller for Christopher that, after confirming that I was not he, asked  me to go through a  complex -- "If you think we have reached you in error, to be removed from this list press 2 now" -- system to be taken off the call list. It was a ruse. About 20 minutes later the only  result of clicking, listening and waiting was another computer voice instructing me that no one was available to take my call. I was offered a reference number and instructions to call back -- though no office hours were given when a human would answer the phone. All those computers and this company had no voice mail or answering machine to let the company know I am not who they are trying to reach every single day.

Sometimes a human voice does call  directly and will instruct me that the call is about a "personal business matter." They never believe I am not whom they are trying to reach. The people simply hang up on me as soon as I claim I am not who I am not. But then I will hear the same voice calling the next day asking for the same person. They are relentless in chasing this dead end.

There seems to be no way to stop the barrage of calls for Yolanda, Robert, Christopher and a handful of other people whom I do not know, have never met, and who do not have any connection to my phone number. The national "do not call register" does not apply to collection agencies chasing debtors. But debtors have better protections than I do. Apparently collection agencies are allowed to be wrong endlessly when it comes to someone who is not whom they are trying to reach. So, while carefully regulated creditor-debtor relations can result in a request to no longer be contacted by the creditor, the collection agencies seem capable of endlessly hassling people from whom they are not trying to collect money. Eliminating those errors is not a priority. Soon I am going to start promising to bring Yolanda, Christopher and Robert to the phone as soon as I find them and just go back to work. Maybe they will knock at the door and introduce themselves while the person holds. You never know.

Pet peeves: Often I answer my phone to hear a computer-generated voice with the still staggering message "Please hold." They call me to put me on hold! Or, I answer the phone and it is ringing yet to be answered by a person who is not looking for me and will hang up on me without a goodbye rather than waste a moment fixing an error. Sometimes if I keep working on a conversation long enough a person might promise to remove my name from the list, but that does not happen. The calls only increase. It is sort of amazing to me how much effort collection agencies spend at being this incompetent, not to mention annoying.

But that is what life in Las Vegas is like now.  I am not special. All my friends with land lines are having the same problem. Too many people owe money in this 702 area code and so the mistaken calls have become an endless part of life in the Las Vegas valley.

Taking a Vacation

October 8, 2007 |  9:38 am
 
In October 2005 I began writing Movable Buffet and every weekday I have been chronicling Vegas for you.

When I started I could not have imagined how much fun this "job" has turned out to be: never a dull day. And, now I turn around and find I am reaching the end of my second full year of "blogging Vegas." So, let me say, thank you. I appreciate every reader, e-mail, comment and tip I have gotten from all of you.

Also, thank you to all the editors involved who allow me so much freedom while always providing fantastic guidance and judgment. Finally, I have to give a couple of special thanks that come matched to special apologies. Thank you to editor Richard Rushfield for conceiving, naming and hiring me to write Movable Buffet. I am so sorry I called you a few hours before your wedding to ask about a Vegas hooker story. That was bad.

Also, thanks to Sarah Gerke who has worked as the photographer on the Buffet since day one. And I am so sorry that day one stunk for you. Poor Sarah shot Wayne Newton in a photo the Buffet never even wound up using. So, Sarah, I am especially sorry that when "the Wayner" hugged you, he left you so heavily scented that I had to make fun of you for hours over the lingering odor of his cologne. Did it ever wash off what you were wearing that night, or did you retire the outfit?

 
Anyway, I am really excited to start year three of the Buffet. I hope to bring you more, better and different. And while I figure out how to do that (feel free to send any suggestions -- that aren't more Beacher!), I will be taking a two-week vacation from both Las Vegas Weekly (my day job) and Movable Buffet.

So where am I going on my vacation? I am going to Vegas, of course. I plan to go to some parts of Vegas I never see like Mt. Charleston, Lake Mead and maybe even Imperial Palace. I have books from the library (yes, Las Vegas has libraries, I'll blog about them one day), and I even have a few pages of fiction I want to play around with organizing. I also have some friends I would like to see without deadlines on the horizon. My cats also think they can use more attention for a couple of weeks.

 
But if anything too exciting happens in Vegas, check in and I am sure I won't be able to resist having a post here about it. Otherwise, see you all on October 23, the official anniversary of my first blog item on Movable Buffet.

Thanks again for reading, commenting and making every day a pleasure.
 

Turning 40 in Vegas

May 25, 2007 |  8:16 am
I will be turning 40 on May 28. I have made no plans except for some people I hope to see. But what to do? I do know that I will be spending the time in Vegas. So, I am putting myself in the hands of Vegas. Feel free to e-mail me your suggestions for a birthday in Vegas, or to place your ideas in the comments section. Also, please share any stories of your birthdays in Vegas past.

I remember going to Harry Morton's birthday party at the Hard Rock. I was not there as a guest, but as a reporter to cover Snoop playing the 21 year-old heir's birthday party. A rich businessman once even hired The Rolling Stones to play a private birthday concert at the Hard Rock. Rolling Stone, the magazine, wanted me to cover it and the president of the Hard Rock agreed to sneak me inside. I struck out. The businessman hired his own out of town security team.

I think my most memorable birthday in Vegas is when an editor assigned me to spend 24-hours in a topless bar. This turned into an endurance marathon because I was so sick. Happy 36! I am thinking less extreme this year. I am older now. Anyway, have a good holiday weekend everyone.

New Home

January 2, 2007 | 12:32 pm
I am moving. Sorry, to those of you who have enjoyed over the last year the occasional stories of my sketchy neighborhood and the odd events in my apartment complex. Today it looks like I will be signing a purchase agreement to buy a 2 bedroom, 2 1/2 bathroom condominium right near Green Valley Ranch.  I was given an offer I couldn't refuse. The Greenspun Media Group that owns Las Vegas Weekly  where I am on staff is part of the Greenspun Family of companies, has a real estate division. All of us employees were offered a discount on these units, and we had until the end of the year to make a decision. I was going to arrange this in November but decided there were too many obstacles like my lease at my apartment running until April. But I literally e-mailed the agent late in the afternoon of December 30 with my new decision to purchase. And, I am going over there to actually pick the specific unit that will be my new home (and Movable Buffet central) this morning. I will have to pay on both places until the end of April but on the bright side I will have plenty of time to move my cats and stuff. Yes, at almost 40 years-old it is time for me to leave apartment life and become a home owner. Wish me luck, please.

"Colorful History" at Palomino Turns Too Real

October 9, 2006 | 10:56 am

Most of us moved here. Lifers are rare finds in Las Vegas, and I always treasure meeting someone who grew up here and watched this town become a city.

But sometimes what many, including me, tend to dismiss or describe as our town's colorful history can still be real-time life for natives. The distant past is also not that distant in a city that just turned the century mark.

My Sunday Calendar column was on the Palomino Club and its colorful history. I touch on how a defense lawyer is now the new owner of the club by way of a fee paid by the previous owner in connection with a murder defense. Though I did not have space to go into it, this is the second murder connected to the Palomino, which has a truly colorful Vegas history. The first murder was in 2000 when an employee of the club was killed by Jack Perry, son of the club's founder.

Yesterday, the day my Sunday Calendar column came out, I went to the Sav-On to pick up a prescription. I have gone to this Sav-On since moving here and have had the same pharmacy technician, I think, the entire time. A mother with two kids, she is a very tolerant and decent and friendly person. Anyway, she became gripped by my Palomino coverage for reasons mysterious, since she doesn't seem the strip club sort. Then she explained: her father was the employee killed by Jack Perry. That death, she said, a barely remembered headline here or, even worse, as I thought of it, an addendum to the "colorful history" of the Palomino Club, left five kids without a father and 13 children now without a grandfather.

According to the Review-Journal, her dad's killer "pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 14 years to life in prison."

I've asked her to meet with me to talk about her dad and growing up here; she is thinking about doing so.



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