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by Richard Abowitz

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Vegas politician threatens journalist: no, not Sen. Harry Reid

September 3, 2009 | 10:09 am

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Joel Stein's  Aug. 24 Time magazine cover story on Vegas continues to draw reactions, mostly negative, in Vegas. Stein's previous coverage of Vegas for Time over the years has been positive. And, in truth, his article offered no new news that has not been reported in some form locally and nationally. Stein only put it all together and found memorable characters, examples and stitched them into a full and sad explication of life in Vegas now. 

Yet, the local press has been brutal. But not everyone. Review-Journal columnist John L. Smith, certainly the most widely read general interest columnist in Vegas, wrote on the day the story initially appeared that  Stein by and large hit the mark. Smith noted how Stein covered both the major players as well as the effect the economic collapse of Vegas has had on the regular casino workers. Smith wrote:

Not surprisingly, [Sheldon] Adelson and [Steve] Wynn mostly talk about themselves. If they drank too much of their own Kool-Aid, overextended themselves, or misread the many signs of an approaching recession, they can't bring themselves to admit it. Thousands of employees have been cut loose up and down the Strip, and Stein touches on the ravages of the recession.

Smith went on to call the piece "well worth reading."

But just a few days later, his colleague at the Review-Journal, Geoff Schumacher, attacked Stein's piece for quoting the optimists of Vegas but failing to be convinced by them. The problem remains that Vegas is a city with thousands of hotel rooms going empty each night, hoping to find salvation by opening more hotel rooms soon. And further, most of the Vegas resorts are trying to survive the recession with a mountain of debt that keeps many of the major casino companies out of bankruptcy only thanks to the flexibility and will of creditors. One of the new Strip resort projects, the Fontainebleau, has already gone bankrupt before construction was completed, while another, the Cosmopolitan, has been foreclosed on by the bank. There is little rational reason for bogus optimism. Despite this, Schumacher attacks Stein for viewing reality fairly, a result he blames on Stein's outsider perspective. Schumacher writes:

Stein hears the city's optimism but he's not quite convinced.... Instead, Stein might have pursued this path. I am among those who believe Las Vegas will come back strong. Las Vegas is a pulsing beacon for the human animal, a place that has taken full advantage of our insatiable desire for risk and release.

Is Schumacher serious? "A pulsing beacon for the human animal" negates the empty rooms on the Strip despite never-before-seen bargain pricing, massive debt loads being carried by the resort companies and the global recession that Stein presents as among the problems facing Vegas. (There are plenty more, like the unemployment rate.)  I think someone has been spending too much time reading "The Secret," and it isn't Stein. 

Schumacher walks around the issue that Stein is not at all wrong about anything by offering the faint praise of calling Stein's accurate reporting "workmanlike." Then Schumacher gets all misty with nostalgia, noting Stein's supposed inferiority to Kurt Andersen's "Time" cover story on Vegas from 15 years ago. Of the Andersen piece, Schumacher writes: "The piece, beautifully written by Kurt Andersen, was prompted by the Strip megaresort boom and reflected the anything-goes optimism of that era." Optimism is good and pessimism is bad; I get that. But the facts are different now than 15 years ago. Does Schumacher get that?  It seems the height of foolishness to expect the same story in 2009 amid foreclosures, declining visitor volume and with so many of the resorts so deeply in debt.

But the most amazing criticism, the one that caused me to get in touch with Stein yesterday for a response, came from Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman. First Goodman penned a letter to Time attacking Stein while again not challenging the facts of the story or mentioning his own factual smudge: that the city limits do not include the Strip, thus he is not even the mayor of the geography covered in most of the story.

Of course, politicians write silly letters all the time. But Mayor Goodman always seems willing to be more outrageous and embarrassing than your average politician. So, contacted by the Las Vegas Sun's John Katsilometes for comment about his Time letter on Stein's article, the mayor told the Sun

I'm not concerned about anything other than the world knowing that Las Vegas is a great place, and anyone who doesn't agree with that, including newspaper reporters, can drop dead.

It isn't often that a mayor who spent much of his career representing accused mobsters and accused killers (folks whom I guess he thinks made Las Vegas a "great place" and whom he now wants a museum to commemorate) suggests that a reporter should die. Was that a threat? Certainly it has more potency as a threat than Sen. Harry Reid's rather pallid suggestion that he wished a local newspaper would go out of business. That one made national headlines. But this is an actual death wish for those disagreeing with the mayor or even reporting facts that are not positive enough for the mayor's taste.

Anyway, I called Stein, an old friend and colleague, to get his reaction to all the local responses his story has generated. In fact, it turns out, Stein, who became a father while reporting the Vegas story, had not known about most of the reactions after it appeared, and he was a bit surprised by it all. "I don't think it was a negative story," Stein insists. He loves Vegas and remains upbeat about its future despite all of the serious problems.

As for Goodman's comments, Stein blames himself for not interviewing Goodman for the Time story. Stein has interviewed Goodman before for other stories on Vegas. In fact, this is his second cover story for Time on Vegas. And Stein gets what local press already knows: The mayoral ego likes to see the Goodman name in any story on Vegas. Stein feels that vanity in part is what underlies the mayor's attitude toward this particular article by him. Stein says:

He is totally right. You should not ever go to Las Vegas and not talk to Oscar Goodman. That was insane of me. I should have called him. I should have kissed his ring. I was stupid not to. But I already sat down with a lot of local politicians and was writing about all of Vegas and so I did not have space in the story to interview him. But I am a fan of Oscar Goodman. I think he is super smart. But his job is to promote Vegas. It is rude to say this but he mayors like a defense lawyer and I had so many other people doing that for him in the story that I did not need him to do it.

As to the "drop dead" comment, Stein seems unconcerned: "As for 'drop dead,' I think he still has the connections to make that happen. So, again I want to apologize and kiss his ring not only because I like him but for my personal safety."

Photo: Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman; credit: Sarah Gerke


Meghan McCain: New Vegas poster child

July 15, 2009 | 11:31 am
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Meghan McCain tweeting her few days in Vegas has gotten a lot of local attention. This is in part because she is a young Republican (so Republican she bet red and lost nine consecutive times at roulette) and there is admittedly a view of the Grand Old party as social conservatives who don't quite approve of Sin City.

McCain unabashedly had a blast and she happily sent out tweets announcing that she enjoyed adult shows "Zumanity" and "Peepshow." In fact, after I interviewed her, she tweeted agian: "finished interview about . . . Las Vegas, reporter was surprised that I liked zumanity and peep show, Repubs can only see jersey boys?" Jersey Boys is a great show. Does that make me a Republican?

Actually, I wasn't surprised that she enjoyed "Zumanity" or "Peepshow." So did I, as did friends I have who vote all sorts of ways or don't vote. I am sure people from all political persuasions enjoy those shows. That is because Vegas shows are meant to appeal to as many people as possible. I was surprised only at how public McCain was about her pleasures. Of course, recent news keeps me way too up to date on the adult behavior of our Nevada Republican Sen. John Ensign. But I doubt he would tweet about loving "Peepshow" or "Zumanity."

According to McCain, "When I tweeted about it, people were tweeting me back, 'Now you are just trying to piss off conservatives.' But just because I liked 'Zumanity' and was interested in seeing one of the 'Girls Next Door' perform in a burlesque show does not make me a bad Republican."

If there was some surprise that of all the entertainment in Vegas she would pick two adult shows, after I talked to the 24-year-old, the reason seems obvious: She wasn't with her family this trip but was here vacationing with friends. It was a girls' weekend. 

She has made many trips to Vegas with her parents over the years, McCain says, and they all enjoyed shows like Cirque du Soleil's "0." "My parents have been going to Vegas as long as I can remember traveling. I love Las Vegas."

For this trip, with Meghan McCain in town with friends her own age, it made sense to see what the talented Cirque troupe could do with an adult topic in "Zumanity."

McCain's reason for coming to Vegas would warm the hearts at the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority: value, good past experiences, geographically accessible for scattered friends. "It was in everyone's budget. Even the plane tickets weren't expensive. And it was a perfect meeting place for my friends in New York and California. It was Las Vegas. Everyone wanted to go. My friends and I shared rooms at the Venetian and it was amazing. And  I love to gamble and we saw 'Zumanity' and 'Peepshow,' which were both amazing. I loved both of them. We did what one does when you go to Vegas." And, for the record, her crowd rolls bipartisan.  "Some of my friends were Republicans and some are not Republicans. We all love Vegas." That is this town's overwhelming goal.

McCain's trip could have been a case study in how the local tourism industry wants Vegas to be seen as  representing. Her friends shopped, gambled, ate at one of Mario Batali's restaurants ("the best hamburger I have ever had in my life."), hung out at a pool and went to a nightclub. No one was an inch from rehab. McCain says, "I think Vegas is a great place to go to be entertained and to blow off steam. I've been working really hard the past few weeks and it seemed natural. I like to go to Las Vegas a couple times a year." Despite her foolish partisan loyalty to red at roulette, McCain said, she even eventually broke even gambling on the trip.

I have not interviewed a lot of political figures and so I can't say how unusual this is for them. But certainly this never happens when I interview entertainers: McCain kept asking me questions about the local economy and about how locals are feeling the recession. She seemed genuinely interested in the people here as more than anonymous hotel staff. I have to admit, I was charmed. And it wasn't just because she asked questions, but she also framed them from her observations here as well as her conversations with locals (even while vacationing).

McCain took some time to see Las Vegas as a city of people. And that is not an issue that comes up often in my interviews. One reason might have to do with the her father's presidential campaign, as she asked to come to Vegas to campaign. "During the campaign they asked me what city do you want to campaign in and I told them Vegas and we did a lot of events in Vegas and Nevada." McCain is such a fan of the city, she mentioned a couple times that she would consider moving to Vegas.

Because of her age, and the novelty of a political columnist being such a fan of Vegas, I asked McCain whether she would take a gig as a celebrity host at a resort nightclub like the rock stars, models, porn stars, reality show stars and actors. "Absolutely, " she replied. "I went to Tao and it was really beautiful. I would do anything they wanted. Who would want me to do anything?"

I am betting that after this is posted, McCain will get a couple offers to host.
 
And the nightclubs could use her. It seems the days of carrying a passed-out Britney Spears to the door, or letting Paris Hilton's underage boyfriend sip what clearly looked like Champagne, etc., are at an end for nightclubs in resorts. State gaming authorities are finally beginning to heavily punish resorts for behavior that has all too often been very public at their tenant nightclubs. And there is still the Internal Revenue Service investigation of Pure Management Group out there. I know the nightclubs are hurting. Almost every public relations person I dealt with regularly who worked for a Vegas nightclub back in 2007 has been laid off.
 
McCain offers the sort of publicity casino nightclubs can really benefit from right now and, along with her friends, the sort of tourist Vegas needs if this city hopes to escape the recession: budget conscious yet still willing to have fun. And I wonder whether Hilton ever worries about the mortgage foreclosures or the layoffs that have hit so many of the people at resorts who used to run around doing things at her beck and call?

Photo courtesy of Meghan McCain


Did Senate Majority Leader Reid pressure banks for Vegas casino loans?

March 23, 2009 | 12:47 pm

UPDATED

I have to call your attention to Steve Friess' blog today. As regular readers know, Friess writes a column for Las Vegas Weekly where I am on staff, and also does a variety of Vegas-based reporting for everyone from USA Today to New York Times, and even a few European media outlets. But being a freelancer, sometimes his best work turns up on his own blog, Vegas Happens Here, as he hits upon stories even without an assignment.

In an earlier item on another topic, Friess noted he was puzzled by a sentence in a Review-Journal article, and questioned the paper's "decision to allow an anonymous source to issue a potentially devastating allegation against U.S. Sen. Harry Reid."  The allegation was that Reid was calling banks to get more than $1 billion  loaned to MGM-Mirage for the completion of CityCenter.

(As a side note, had any bank listened to Sen. Reid and made the loan last week, the bank might be upset to read the news this morning that MGM-Mirage's partner in CityCenter, a Dubai World subsidiary, filed a lawsuit against MGM-Mirage thus adding further complications for the ever more expensive project.)

So, was the Senate majority leader actually asking banks to loan money to Vegas casinos? Isn't putting a billion in Vegas real estate right now sort of risky? Did these banks he contacted get bailout funds?  What impact does a call from the Senate majority leader have on a loan application?

Anyway, on his blog today Steve Friess has been updating his pursuit of these answers. His reporting is going to turn this into a national story. And, interestingly, this all began with a single part in a Review-Journal article that struck him as insufficiently explained and buried. This is one of the great freedoms of blogging. But it must be said that, like me, Friess has the advantage of being part of mainstream media; therefore his questions are harder to ignore by the people involved than most bloggers who call with awkward questions. And that is a pity, because this is exactly the sort of story that might have fallen through the cracks without a diligent blogger like Friess picking up on the potential significance and starting to do his own reporting.

* An earlier version of this item, based on a newspaper report that has since been revised, offered a motive for the litigation. This item has therefore been revised to remove that unsubstantiated claim.


How to raise taxes

February 24, 2009 |  3:27 pm
Raising taxes is one of those things that politicians hate to do to
the people who vote for them. Fortunately, Nevada state politicians have an out. They raise taxes on you, our out-of-state visitors. So today, to help close the budget gap, the profiles in courage who are our state Assembly voted overwhelmingly to raise the hotel room tax 3% in Washoe County and Clark County. Washoe County in the north of Nevada has Reno, and Clark in the south is the county in which Las Vegas is located.

The problem with this strategy is that casinos are bottoming their room prices now as an approach to attract tourists at previously unimaginable rates. This 3% tax increase on the hotel rooms -- that I think the cool kids in the Assembly are calling a revenue enhancement -- directly interferes with the numbers the resorts have to work with in creating room bargains.

If this economic crisis has exposed the obvious to Nevada again, our state depends on tourists from elsewhere to power almost the entire economy and also to pay almost all of our taxes. For example, what is it like to pay a state income tax?  Answer: I have no idea, I live in Nevada, and we don't have one. Nevada is a parasite state when it comes to taxes, and now is probably not the best time to take a little more bite from our visitors. But, of course, the visitors do have one merit: They don't vote in Nevada.

Now headlining on the Strip: Obama inauguration

January 20, 2009 |  8:16 am

Ph Las Vegas usually ignores politics, though recently I was thinking characters like Anne Coulter are really meant to be Vegas headliners. Is what she does all that different from Las Vegas paragon Don Rickles?

There have been exceptions. In the days after Sept. 11, 2001, for example, a few bar televisions in resorts had the news on 24/7. This was during the brief period when all airline travel was banned and there were probably practical reasons for stranded tourists to keep an eye on the news.

But the Obama phenomenon has affected the Strip in an unprecedented way. Starting at 8 this morning the inauguration will be shown live on screens stretching from Planet Hollywood across the resort's Miracle Mile shops. And no, this did not happen when the last president was inaugurated.

Of course, this being Vegas the resort is hoping to go a little further and according to Robin Leach, "It’s likely to be the longest seamless wall of TV ever assembled and will be submitted to the Guinness Book of World Records!"

Photo: Sarah Gerke


Vegas Prop. 8 supporters outed

December 26, 2008 |  9:14 am
Nevada has its own laws banning gay marriage that were passed by far wider margins (twice) than California's close vote. Yet, if you live in Southern Nevada, like I do, you blame the cow counties and the north of the state for those votes. Like the quintessential isolated New Yorker writer who did not have a single friend who voted for Reagan and therefore was surprised he won, I personally don't know many if any opponents of gay marriage in Vegas this side of Donny Osmond. But obviously Vegas has people opposed to gay marriage, too. Now, I know who they are. Still, I do not know how I feel about this site. The very word blacklist seems chilling to me.
 
Anyway, GayVegasblacklist.com has been set up for gay marriage supporters to find out which Vegas businesses and locals worked against gay marriage by specifically supporting Proposition 8 in California. The Sun has a story on how a local pool cleaner has lost a customer over being on the list. The site also has a gay-friendly list that will interest tourists more. That list includes almost every major casino on the Strip, even the Venetian and Palazzo (controlled by the generally activist conservative Sheldon Adelson).

Vegas resorts would love to get into the business of packaging and selling gay marriage events. And that point is made clear by the fact that one of the gay-friendly groups listed is the room-tax-supported Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, whose mission is to promote tourism in Nevada.


David Sirota's Vegas: A metaphor, not a reality

December 22, 2008 | 10:26 am

2874418125_6809c6da87 I get that to most of the country I do not live in a city so much as a metaphor. Las Vegas: narcissism, unrestrained consumption, outlandish behavior, sycophantic service, all underwritten by games of chance favoring the house played standing on the ugliest of carpeting. Whatever the latest evil plaguing the country, you can be sure someone will parachute into town and see Vegas as the most extreme expression of that evil.

Still, bestselling author David Sirota's recent visit to Vegas provoked a particularly nasty response in Salon. Just looking at the tags given the story should give you the idea: Environment, Las Vegas, Opinion and Global Warming. And, of course, Sirota's interest is hardly in Las Vegas at all, only in the metaphor of Vegas. The most detailed attention he pays the city is from the airplane looking down in every sense. Among his predictable conclusions:

Whether hanging Christmas lights in Toledo, buying SUVs in Boulder, taking long showers in Atlanta, residing in sprawly suburbs near Chicago, or overspending anywhere, we are all Las Vegans now. And because we have become so environmentally and economically interconnected, what happens in our own Vegas no longer stays in our own Vegas -- it affects everyone.


Duh. Among his specific complaints about Vegas is that while many of the next-generation resorts are being built to the latest environmental standards, the lights aren't being turned off that are wasting so much power at the other resorts. Is he really suggesting Las Vegas should turn the lights off on the Strip? In short, he had no practical or original observations about Las Vegas. He just needed the metaphor. His message only required Vegas to illustrate unrestrained waste unburdened by the complexities of a real place.

Of course, Las Vegas is among the most extraordinarily wasteful places on earth, no argument there. But Sirota is not the first to notice, because Vegas is also real. There are a number of the resorts attempting innovative ways to deal with environmental issues (Sirota offers no details). The reality is that the economics of scale allow the huge resorts being built to try the latest  approaches to commercial environmental technology. In many ways Vegas is becoming a laboratory for new environmentally friendlier  approaches. The successes and failures should be studied. Those of us who live here are way past generalizing the problem. Meanwhile, it would have been nice to get some advice on how our ample sun and wind could be used better to make a more eco-friendly Sin City. Instead, this hit piece found what the author wanted to find without the burden of talking to any locals about the reality of Las Vegas and the very public worries, if insufficient action, about our environmental future.

The truth is that the environment is no more a simple issue for Las Vegas than it is for the rest of the country. Without waste, there is no Las Vegas, a city of millions, a city of affordable vacations for millions more and a Strip packed with union jobs that allow people to support and raise families. So, unsurprisingly, we reach the ending of Sirota's rant to this conclusion:

"Will we finally accept the public policy and lifestyle changes that the real world now requires? Or will 'Viva Las Vegas' always be America's motto?"

And there is the problem. Las Vegas, despite the advertising, is very much the real world. So who is the one not dealing with the "real world" here? By ignoring that, Sirota becomes his own worst critic. What are his practical, even hard, solutions to bring upon the real testing ground of Las Vegas where people's homes, jobs and lives depend on solutions? By treating Las Vegas simply as a metaphor for all he hates about American consumption, nothing valuable is offered by Sirota on that topic either. 
 
Yes, all of the country's problems can be seen as magnified by Vegas. But that means Vegas needs solutions, too, rather than being dismissed as the worst offender. And that is where every writer who treats Vegas as a metaphor fails. (photo by Sarah Gerke)

Battleground Vegas: Bette Midler vs. Sarah Palin

October 22, 2008 | 10:00 am
20081020_003034 Photographer Sarah Gerke has taken on the rare politics beat for the Buffet as Nevada sees unprecedented attention as a battleground state. First she attended, Krave nightclub Monday at the mall at Planet Hollywood. Bette Midler was there to voice support for Barak Obama.

This in itself is a mark of how things have changed this political season in Vegas. When the property was known as the Aladdin in 2004, Linda Ronstadt was escorted right out the casino door for talking politics at her own concert to the audience. Her sin: she praised the Michael Moore film that famously criticized Bush.

Flash forward to 2008 and the property, now Planet Hollywood, has the Strip's only explicitly gay nightclub, and Caesars headliner Bette Midler was on stage, urging the crowd to contact "your friends, your family, old boyfriends, new boyfriends, people you slept with, people you hope to sleep with -- do me a favor, call every single one of them, say, 'Vote for Barack Obama!'"
 
Meanwhile, a battleground has two sides.

20081021_003294_2 Yesterday trying to leave my condominium, I found all the roads blocked off by police as Sarah Palin was leading a rally across the street from my home. There were also a significant number of protesters there who supported Obama.

Once again Sarah Gerke headed over to photograph the event and here is some of what she overheard.  (Apparently, according to Gerke, the Obama supporters weren't as quick on the comebacks or memorable on the attacks, though both were offered.)

"Get a job!"

"How about a dope dealer in the White House?!"

"Nobama" (I heard this one most often.)

"Are you waiting for your government check from Obama?"

"Did you say U.S. or U.S.S.R.?"

"Don't they have anything better to do?"

"Smile for socialism!" (while taking a picture of the Obama supporters)

"Don't get to close to them, you might catch something!"

"Hold onto your wallets everybody!"

(photos by Sarah Gerke)


Topless Sarah Palin lookalike contest

October 16, 2008 | 11:01 am

Cp_sarahpalincontest_flyer Last night I went to a bar at the Orleans Casino to watch the debate with activists from Nevada's McCain campaign to report for Las Vegas Weekly (where I am on staff).  The celebrity at the event was the governor of Hawaii. I was told she was too busy to do an interview for Las Vegas Weekly. This happened as I watched her giving an extended interview to the local Fox affiliate. Fox News was also the network the local Republicans chose for watching the debate on the bar's dozen or so screens (except for the one discreetly turned to the Dodgers game).

Republicans in other states might find it odd that some of their number in Vegas meet in a casino to play video poker at a  bar while cheering on their conservative candidate. But in Nevada, social conservatism is very weak; instead, the Republican Party here has a thick libertarian streak. That meant in every single interview I did after the debate, when I asked these Nevada Republicans what issue matters most to them, all agreed: a deep opposition to more taxes.

Regardless of party affiliation, Nevada's prominence as a coveted swing state has caused a focus on this election like I have never before seen here among locals.  Usually, Vegas resorts and employees are forcefully politically neutral. (The exception being Vegas gadfly Sheldon Adelson, who I think it is fair to describe as a major donation source for conservative groups.) For example, none of the cocktail servers at the debate viewing party at Orleans yesterday would  answer a question about how well the Republicans were tipping them. As a tourism city, Vegas does not want to offend. Even the comedians tend to stay clear of political material. But with this election cycle, that is changing. And now politics, if not actual partisanship, is pervading Vegas from the comedians all the way to the topless bars.

Exhibit one: Club Paradise across the street from the Hard Rock is holding an "official" Sarah Palin lookalike pageant on Oct. 23, advertised with a flier that includes a doctored photo of the candidate. I have no idea what is meant by "official" in this context, except that I was assured yesterday that it does not mean  the event is in any way endorsed by Nevada's McCain-Palin campaign. No surprise there. According to the manager of Club Paradise: "We have invited girls who resemble Sarah Palin from clubs all over the country to join us for the pageant."   

The press release notes: "The guests will cast their votes based on the contestants' debating skills in addition to how well they match up to Sarah Palin in a swimsuit.  The winner of the contest will be awarded over $10,000 in cash and prizes, including a trip for two to Washington D.C. for the presidential inauguration in January 2009." This is politics Vegas style.

(Illustration courtesy Club Paradise)


Why are Nevada Republicans wearing porn lanyards?

March 24, 2008 | 12:17 pm
ElegantangelPorn is so commonplace in Vegas that those preaching family values don't even realize they're walking advertisements for extreme adult content.

Back in January, adult trade publication AVN held its annual porn convention, Adult Entertainment Expo, at the Venetian. The well-known adult company Elegant Angel (former sister company to John Stagliano's Evil Angel) was one of the sponsors.

As part of the sponsorship, Elegant Angel brought a bazillion lanyards to Vegas sporting the company logo to use for convention passes.

Apparently, more lanyards were brought to the Venetian than could be used at the adult convention. And more than a few were left in Vegas by Elegant Angel. Somehow the lanyards seem to have wound up in the hands of Nevada's Republican party.
 
So, needing lanyards for VIPs at the State Republican Convention, these lanyards, advertising Elegant Angel, were worn by the heads of Nevada's Republican party. Oops.

Reporter Erin Neff, while covering the Republican convention, was given one of the Elegant Angel lanyards as well. She paid attention as the Republicans urged support for the convention sponsors from the stage. Naturally, she was surprised to discover the nature of Elegant Angel's business. 

Neff traced the Republicans' baffled response to the lanyards -- ranging from wondering if Elegant Angel really makes porn to suggesting a Democratic conspiracy -- in a fun column.

Of course, one of the big supporters of the Republican party in Nevada is the Venetian's Sheldon Adelson. Neff wonders if it is possible that Adelson's team donated left-behind porn lanyards from the convention to the family-values party.

Photo by Sarah Gerke


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