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    Grown Up Birthday Cake: Chocolate Guiness Cake

    Monday, March 29th, 2010

    I’m amazed at the number of times in the past week that people were surprised I was going to bake my own birthday cake: “Someone else isn’t going to bake it for you?”

    Nope.

    “Do you want me to bake a cake for you?”

    No, not really.

    Are you sure? It’s too bad you have to bake your own cake.

    I really don’t think it’s too bad. And I don’t need to bake my own cake, I want to! Baking cake is fun! Making food for your friends and the people you love most to eat is fun! Why would it being a birthday cake make it less fun too bake, or too bad that I’m baking it? I understand the nice sentiment put behind one of your special people baking a cake for you to eat (hopefully not the whole thing unless it’s a cupcake), but it was my birthday and I had a plan. I was going to make a grown up birthday cake.

    I wanted it to be chocolate, which many very good cakes are. I wanted it to be not overly sweet (though the reicpe does call for a good deal of sugar), perhaps a little bitter from the chocolate. A deep chocolatey taste that would separate it from the not-grown-up birthday cakes of years past. This cake was perfect.

    The Guinness in the cake quite successfully made the cake feel grown up. Not only is it a cake with beer (I know, it sounds weird but it is so good!), the Guinness lends the malty, slightly bitter, woodsy, chocolate, a little bit citrus everything I was looking for to my ‘grown up cake.’

    The process of making the cake is really interesting too. The batter is hot! It starts to come together on the stove top!  It sounds bizarre, but Nigella, the domestic Goddess herself, is rarely if ever wrong. Try this cake; it is just that good.

    Chocolate Guinness Cake

    (adapted from Chocolate Guinness Cake in Nigella Lawson’s Feast.)
    Ingredients

    1 cup Guinness stout

    1/2 cup butter

    3/4 cup cocoa powder

    2 cups sugar

    2 eggs

    3/4 cup sour cream

    1 tbsp vanilla

    2 cups flour

    2 1/2 tsp baking soda

    1/4 tsp kosher salt

    Directions
    • Preheat oven to 350° F. Butter a 9-inch spring form pan.
    • Pour the Guinness into a saucepan and add the butter, stirring to melt. Then, whisk in the sugar and cocoa.
    • In a bowl, beat the eggs and then mix in the sour cream and vanilla.
    • Pour some of the chocolate beer mixture in with the sour cream mixture, whisking to temper, and then add in the rest.
    • Whisk in the flour, soda and salt.
    • Pour the lusciously warm batter into the prepared pan, and place in the oven, immediately turning it down to 300° F.
    • Bake until a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean, 45 minutes to an hour.

    Not-too-Thick Cream Cheese Icing

    Ingredients

    1/2 cup butter

    3/4 cup cream cheese

    2 1/2 tbsp whipping cream

    1/2 tsp vanilla

    2 cups icing sugar

    Directions
    • Beat together the butter and cream cheese until fluffy.
    • Add in whipping cream and vanilla, beating for a minute or two until everything starts to fluff up.
    • Slowly add the icing sugar. Depending on the humidity and your taste, you may need a little more or a little less.

    This is my perfect cream cheese icing. Most of the time, I find cream cheese icing too loaded with icing sugar, too thick, and just overwhelming. The whipping cream added in makes the icing just right, almost runny, easy to spread, but it still holds to the cake and doesn’t drip anywhere. Yum!

    When the cake has cooled, remove it from the pan and ice the cake. In Nigella’s original recipe, she ices the deep brown cake with the fluffy white icing only on top, giving a cake reminiscent of a pint of Guinness. I iced the whole cake so I wouldn’t have a bowlful of icing left over. Here is my birthday cake, pre-lighting the candles:

    The cake disappeared quite quickly at the party, with only a teensy weensy little piece left on the tray. My grown up cake was a success, but being a person who still regularly refers to what I might be when I grow up, I don’t know that this truly excellent cake suits how not grown up I tend to feel. I think maybe next year I’ll make the perfect still-not-quite-grown-up birthday cake.

    Happy eating!

    I’ve Never Met a Fruit I Didn’t Like

    Saturday, March 27th, 2010

    This weekend, while picking up a couple of things in preparation for a birthday party, we discovered this: a honey pomelo.  Note how large this fruit is, quite intriguing to come across in your grocery aisle. Neither myself or the mister had ever tried this mysterious fruit, but it would only cost two dollars to buy, so we decided that we needed to find out about it.

    As it turns out, honey pomelo is a member of the citrus family. The pith, or the white part of the rind, is very thick and spongy, while the fruit is pale yellow in color. There are a lot of seeds, a row of them coming down outside each of the segments. I’m not sure if this was due to the level of ripeness of the pomelo we bought, many of the fruits’ segments had burst through their membranes. The seeds may start out in the segments, like in an orange or lemon, but ours were outside of the segments.

    The thickness of the peel, as well as its airy sponginess, made for really easy pomelo peeling.  With minimal force, the fruit all but popped out of the peel.

    The pomelo itself was very similar to grapefruit. The texture was almost identical, but it was substantially less bitter than grapefruit and not as bursting with juice, though, once again, this may have had to do with the level of ripeness. The membranes separating the segments were very thick and bitter, so I would suggest peeling the segments as well as the fruit.  The scent was what really caught me though, it was distinctly honey-like with a floral component comparable to pear. Anything pear gets a thumbs up from me, and I’m pretty sure I would wear pomelo scented perfume.

    Overall, honey pomelo was an enjoyable new fruit, though I liked it better with a little bit of brown sugar.  It is quite big, one pomelo was a lot to eat, but luckily we had a few people to share with. Here’s to trying new things!

    Spanish Cheese Cookies

    Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

    These are an interesting batch of cookies to make. They are savory like crackers, crunchy like crackers but are too texturally like a cookie to be a cracker. Spanish cheese cookies are very interesting indeed.

    I got this recipe out my pile of magazine clippings, which brings me to the query of the day: what do I do when I make an adapted recipe, i.e. not one of my own, but do not have a source for it? What is the best thing to do? This particular snipped out recipe has the name of the magazine on part of the clipping, and by the magic of Google, I know which edition of the magazine it came from. Proper citation will therefore be presented with the recipe. What about the cut outs that don’t have the information left on the borders of them? I can assure you, dear Reader, that I will always give you all of the information available. Still, what is the standard procedure for using a recipe that is not yours, but that you do not have a reliable source for?

    Anyway, I’m sure I’m boring you with the inanity of a worrier. These cookies were quite tasty and a fun thing to make on my birthday. It’s a good recipe because you can change it up depending on the cheese you have and what other delectable savory things you have in the pantry. My cookies had a mixture of sun dried tomato and kalamata olives, but I’m sure either one, or maybe roasted red peppers would make for a good cheese cookie too.  The variety I made, the ones in the recipe, would have gone really well with hummus or baba ganouj for dipping, or even for making savory cookie sandwiches. Baba ganouj cheese cookie sandwich anybody?

    If your goal is to have uniform, more perfectly round cookies, roll the dough into logs and then chill them. The chilled logs of dough can then be sliced into uniform rounds, called to be around a quarter of an inch thick in the original recipe, and baked for the same amount of time. Having rolled the dough logs too thin when we made them, we formed our cookies by hand. They are less uniform, but just as good. A word of advice thougeither preparation you use, make the cookies rather flat and the size you would like them to turn out; the dough does not flatten significantly, nor does it spread.

    Spanish Cheese Cookies

    (Adapted from Winebar Kensington’s Spanish Cheese Cookies, Flavour Magazine, Fall 2009.)
    Ingredients

    1 cup flour

    1 cup grated cheese (I used ¾ Cheddar and ¼ Parmesan)

    ½ cup butter

    1 tsp thyme

    ¾ tsp smoked paprika

    ¼ tsp kosher salt, plus some for sprinkling over top

    Dash cayenne

    1 sun dried tomato, minced

    5 Kalamata olives, pitted and minced

    Directions
    • Mix all of the ingredients, except for the tomato and olives, and form into a soft dough.
    • Knead in the tomato and olives.
    • Chill the dough until it firms up, around half an hour in the fridge or ten minutes in the freezer.
    • Form the dough into flat cookies, about a quarter of an inch thick and an inch and a half round. If you please, you can poke holes and designs into them with a toothpick or fork.
    • Arrange the cookies on a baking sheet with parchment paper and bake 10-15 minutes until golden.
    • If choosing to do so, sprinkle with just a little bit of kosher salt immediately after removing the cookies from the oven.
    • Let cool and enjoy!

    My good friend and kitchen helper for the day, Sam, liked the Spanish Cheese Cookies and hopefully so will you!