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Author's Note: Well, I stopped writing these issues in '96, back when the Internet was still hip (at least, that's what Wired kept telling me) and it was trendy to make O.J. Simpson jokes. I've recently re-read all of these things -- while some of them kinda suck, others are still pretty funny. So enjoy the back issues and if you find one you don't like, try another. And send me mail if you like 'em.

I've also started doing some more serious essays (There's three there for now. Maybe I'll write more).


Plus, for those of you who enjoy the misery of others, here is my story about... The worst college interview EVER!


Serious Stuff

Not in the mood for humor? Here are some serious essays for you...

Evan Dorkin Comics Explained!
Not sure if you've heard of the guy, but I went through the trouble of explaining a few of his slightly more obscure comics.

What I learned from Prince of Persia 3D.
I spent two-and-a-half years as the Lead Designer of a game that was, in a nutshell, a little disappointing. Here's what I learned from the experience.

My thoughts on Napster
It seems like anybody these days who can string five words together can pretend to be an authority on the Napster / RIAA controversy. So I figured I'd try it, too.

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