Spanked by lollipops for Halloween? Now that’s a sweet punishment. ;)
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 6:49 PM CDT
October 31st, 2007
Merry Samhain!
October 30th, 2007
Corpse Allegedly Violated
From North Jersey:
Man allegedly violated corpse
“A part-time lab technician at Holy Name Hospital was caught having sex with the body of a 92-year-old woman in the hospital’s morgue, authorities said Monday.
Authorities said Anthony Merino, 24, of West 185th Street in Manhattan was working a shift as a histology lab technician on Sunday morning when he asked a security guard for access to a refrigerated area adjacent to the morgue where human tissue samples are stored. The guard complied and then wandered away for several minutes, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said.
“When he came back, he observed Mr. Merino violating the deceased victim” on a gurney, Molinelli said. “He immediately notified Teaneck police.”
Merino was arrested at the hospital later Sunday morning. He was charged with sexual penetration upon deceased human remains, a second-degree crime that carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $100,000 fine.”
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I’ve never had a client request a necrophilia fantasy. However, I have done several fantasies involving older women in their ’80s and ’90s.
Posted by Vixen as News at 11:57 PM CDT
October 29th, 2007
Sugasm #103
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #104? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
Urgent
“Feel the electricity from my fingers as I peel the damp cotton of your panties away from your sex, as I ease them to one side.”
The Man From Del Monte Says…Yes, Yes, Oh God! YESSS!
“She let her lips and tongue explore me all over.”
Traveling the road, Sharing a load, Side by side
“I guess this is not very sexy, my ranting about politics while playing with your cock.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
The US Constitution Erotic Coloring Book
Editor’s Choice
Dinner Date: Part 1
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
Extreme Restraints courtesy of Essin’ Em.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 9:43 PM CDT
October 28th, 2007
Japanese Orgy Revisited
Remember when I blogged about the 500 person Japanese orgy porno? Apparently it’s for sale here:
“Soft On Demand’s largest ever group sex extravaganza! 250 girls and 250 guys go at it together in a large warehouse. Every sexual action is in sync, so be prepared to fall off your chair from this crazy feature. Japanese amateur lovers will definately be delighted with this video.”
Found via World Sex Daily.
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:35 PM CDT
October 27th, 2007
Masturbate For Peace
From Masturbate For Peace’s site:
“As we begin with this act of self-love, we encourage others to do the same, to take pleasure in life and to share masturbation’s positive energy with a world in need.
Joining the Movement
Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same. Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to masturbate for peace. We will share the most thoughtful petitions on this site. This is an international movement for peace. So far we have received over 17,000 petitions from 91 countries and all 50 of the United States.”
The site’s been around for five years.
Masturbate for Peace Marks Fifth Anniversary
“The site began as little more than an angry joke. By that time, it was clear that war was inevitable, that no amount of honest debate or protesting could stop it. The decision had been made (see Cheney’s speech of August 22). So our suggestion to the world? You’re going to whack off anyway, why not do it for peace.
(snip)
Our message, whatever that may be, is no less relevant today than it was five years ago. So we’ll keep plugging along.”
When the news gets too depressing I like to visit this site. The peace poems are my favorite. And why not focus one’s orgasm energy on peace? It couldn’t hurt.
October 26th, 2007
What A Quote
“I am your vaginal host and you are my urinal host. I open my mouth and you lay an egg in my mouth. You are like a bird to me when you piss in my mouth.”
-This was a new guy. He said stuff like this the whole call. It was pretty entertaining just listening to him talk.
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 11:46 PM CDT
October 25th, 2007
Reality Check: Getting Sick
Often I blog about my clients but for my Reality Check series I’ll be turning the spotlight on myself. What’s it really like to do phone sex for a living? What’s the day to day reality like?
This first post was inspired by recent events. I’m just now recovering from a nasty cold combined with allergies. While pso works offers great flexibility (choose your own hours, take a spontaneous day off work) there are times when bills are due and one needs to get on the phone.
Since my voice is vital to my work I’m super sensitive about it. When I got that throat tickle that precedes a cold I got proactive. I watched my sleep schedule, talked less to friends on the phone, cut back on strenuous activities and slept more.
But the tickle didn’t go away. I was on a call when the coughing started. Thank the gods for the mute button. Every pso must have a kick ass mute button. Without it some callers might be scared off. Why? While the first two days of the cold I had soft coughs by the third day I was hacking like a 2 pack a day smoker who’s been addicted for decades. It wasn’t pretty.
All told I was sick for over a week hard and had a few days of slowing getting better. What do pso’s do when they get sick and have to work?
-Have a good headset with a STRONG mute button
I am extremely picky about my headsets. Once I was on the phone with a regular while sick. This was during my first year as a pso and I had a typical headset. A bad cough hit and I muted myself to hack for a minute. When I un-muted my client asked if I was alright. I asked what he meant. He told me he heard me hacking and thought I was choking on something. You never want to hear a client ask you why you were hacking. It’s terribly embarrassing. Luckily he was the type of guy where I could tell him I was sick and had muted myself. We then went on a 5 minute tangent where I tested my mute button with him. (I love my understanding and flexible clients!) My mute button sucked and only quieted my voice. The next day I replaced it. Shell out the money for the nicer headsets with a mute button that blocks out all sound. It’s worth it.
Even if you have a kick ass mute button you don’t want dead space on the call. Time your mute times when the client is talking. If you do pso work long enough you’ll develop a sex worker intuition about how long the clients reply will be. I can say something to a client and sense how long he’ll respond. If I just need to blow my nose I can prompt a short reply from him. If I need to cough awhile I’ll say something that will get him to talk awhile.
-Set up a cold supply station by your work area.
If your cold supplies are nearby you’ll have an easier time on calls. My cold supply station consists of water, kleenex, Altoids, blanket, pillows and appropriate meds in case the call goes long.
-Spritz your throat with throat spray right before the call.
With this last cold I used throat spray before every call. It had a subtle numbing effect and stopped me from coughing for about half the call.
-Have a tall glass of room temperature water nearby
While the client is talking I would take sips of water to moisten my thought. Cold water sometimes hurt my sore throat as did hot tea. Juice is generally great but is unpredicatable .Sometimes I’m fine, sometiems orange juice makes me cough. I save juice drinking for when I’m not on the phone. Luke warm water never set me off in a coughing fit so it’s my staple drink on working sick calls.
-Have something to suck on
I won’t say suck on cough drops because I don’t use them. Mr. Radical got me into sucking on Altoids while sick and I find they work great while on the phone. The strong flavor helps clear the sinuses so I can breathe through my nose while working. Have whatever works for you nearby. I had an Altoid tin within arms length the whole time I had a cold.
-Take notes during the call
I always takes notes during calls. Since I’ve done this work for several years my notes are more like cliff notes these days. When I’m strung out on a cough, allergy and cold medicine combo taking notes helps me focus on a call.
-Be highly selective of the calls you’ll take
During this last cold I turned down two clients. One was a screamer client. He likes me to have loud, moaning orgasms, one right after the other. Plus he likes to talk for a long time. There was no way my sore throat could handle that sort of treatment so I put off talking to him until I was better.
The other caller was Cum Guzzler. His fantasy is easy enough. I force him to suck and fuck huge cocks and to guzzle down loads of hot cum. I could handle that while sick. What I couldn’t handle was the before fantasy chitchat. Usually we have about twenty minutes of real life conversation. He likes to hear what I’ve been up to since our lives are so different. I just didn’t have to strength to edit my life into appropriate client-pso interaction stories. Normally, I really enjoy this part of the call. But it would have taken energy that I didn’t have while sick.
CG is an understanding client so I was able to be honest with him. I explained I was pretty sick and was about to head to bed because I was too tired to do any more calls. He was very understanding about the situation and extended get well soon and have a good night’s sleep thoughts. (This type of behavior is what makes psos have favorite clients.) We’ve talked since I’ve gotten better. I made sure to give it my all and give CG an extra great call because he was so sweet while I was sick.
-Take breaks between calls
When it’s a hot night I’ll do back to back calls, sometimes all night until I go to sleep. If I’m sick I can’t because it will make me sicker. After a call ends take a breather of at least 10 minutes. Pacing yourself will save your strength.
-Schedule calls to get plenty of sleep
This one is a tough rule for me to follow. I have a handful of regulars that call after midnight and talk for at least an hour, usually several. It’s hard to turn off the phone at 11pm and go to bed. I know I’m missing calls and have to fight the urge to catnap with the phone on.
Catnaps throughout the day are great while sick. Truth be told I regularly take catnaps with my phone on. But if you’re sick waking up to grab the phone is hard on the body. I made the mistake of ignoring this rule when I was first sick this last time. I answered the phone and sounded alert. The problem was during the call I felt as if my body was internally shaking and I kept catching my head falling onto my chest as I started to nod off. It was a draining experience. Plus I didn’t give a great call so ultimately it was bad for work as well.
Even though you’ll miss calls make sure to go to bed early while sick. Sleep in as late as you can.
-Have a cat to cuddle
This is an optional one. Whenever I’m sick my furball likes to sit on my lap and work his kitty magic. It helps too. After a good cuddling I may not be over my cold but I definitely feel better.
-Work on a relaxing knitting project
Ok, this one is optional as well. But like the cat rule, I recommend this one highly. Having a comforting knitting project with yummy yarn that’s a dream to handle makes me feel good. My perked up mood shows in my voice which makes for a better call.
Posted by Vixen as PSO Confessions at 11:37 PM CDT
October 24th, 2007
Mystery Solved
It was Miss Scarlett in the study with the chess set!
Posted by Vixen as Sexy Sensations at 11:01 PM CDT
October 23rd, 2007
2257 Update
From XBiz:
6th Circuit Court of Appeals Rules 2257 Unconstitutional
“The 6th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals ruled today that the federal record-keeping statute 18 U.S.C. 2257 is unconstitutional, holding that the law is overbroad and facially invalid.
Attorney Lawrence Walters told XBIZ that the court’s opinion, while a very significant victory, is not the final word on the question of 2257’s constitutionality and cautioned that adult webmasters should not view it as the end of their 2257 concerns.
“Generally, you have to be very careful with reacting too rashly to any opinion,” Walters said. “This is a panel ruling, and it is not final. The government could ask for an en banc rehearing by the full circuit, and they can appeal the decision.”
Walters also noted that the decision only applies to the portion of the U.S. that is covered by the 6th Circuit – namely, Kentucky, Michigan, Ohio and Tennessee.”
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To the average porn consumer 2257 may not mean much. But for people in the adult industry this is major news.
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From Fleshbot:
Breaking: 2257 Is “Unconstitutional”
“As we’ve explained, 2257 was a piece of law that was added to the Adam Walsh Child Obscenity Act of 1988. Ostensibly “for the children”, it put a good number of law abiding porn businesses out of business, did nothing to protect any children, and made it seem as though anything could be “sexually explicit conduct”. Let’s just hope that if push comes to shove after this and it’s taken up on review, our *cough* open-minded Supreme Court jutsices care more about the First Amendment than using strongarm tactics to intimidate law-abiding porn makers—and that someone reminds them that last time we checked, it’s still legal to make porn here in the good old US of A.”
Constitutionally Correct:
6th Circuit: Record Keeping Requirements for Producers of Sexually Explicit Images Held Unconstitutional
“The court held the law “facially invalid,” because it requires all producers and not just commercial producers of pornography to keep records. It found that, on it’s face, the law applies to even married couples photographing themselves in sexual poses. Thus, the court said, it would require those couples to keep records of the actors and actresses and affix a statement on the photos indicating where the records may be found. Also, the court said the couples must make the records available to law enforcement “during normal business hours.” This interpretation of the law seems quite a stretch from that intended by Congress which targeted the commercial producers of adult pornography who used girls under the age of 18 in hardcore films.”
From Slashdot:
Court Strikes Down Age Verification For Adult Sites
“How Appealing reports that a court has struck down age verification requirements for porn sites, as a First Amendment violation. Here is the ruling (PDF). While the average reader here has never been to such a site, porn has been a driving force in the economics and technology of the Net. The age verification requirements of U.S.C. Title 18, Section 2257 were yet another attempt to regulate to death what the government can’t outright prohibit. The requirements intruded on the privacy and safety of performers and created headaches for sites like flickr and photobucket that host images. It is has long been thought that the requirements wouldn’t hold up in court, but this is the first actual ruling.”
October 22nd, 2007
Sugasm #102
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #103? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.
This Week’s Picks
She Told Me
“She told me she had a headache.”
Fantasy: If you can’t stand the heat…
“You set the ice cube down and force my legs apart.”
Sugarbutch Star: Bad Bad Girl
“I brought my lips down on hers hard, crushing, devouring, insistent.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Upskirt Video from V Magazine
Editor’s Choice
Blog Action Day: Sexual Activism or Lightning Doesn’t Strike Twice
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
Janette courtesy of Badgirl’s Hotbox.
Posted by Vixen as Sugasm at 11:21 AM CDT
October 21st, 2007
Toddler Criminals?
From Reuters and found via What Really Happened:
U.S. air strikes in Baghdad kill toddlers: TV footage
” U.S. air strikes in a Shi’ite stronghold of Baghdad on Sunday killed at least two toddlers, Reuters television footage showed.
Police said a total of 13 people were killed in the strikes and more than 50 were wounded.
In the morgue of Imam Ali hospital in the district of Sadr city the bodies of two toddlers, one wearing a nappy, lay on blankets while doctors tended to wounded men and boys, the video footage showed.
(snip)
The U.S. military confirmed it had conducted early morning operations in Sadr city “targeting criminals believed to be responsible for the kidnapping of coalition soldiers in November 2006 and May 2007″.
Posted by Vixen as News at 2:49 PM CDT
October 20th, 2007
Bubble Project
The Bubble Project has been around for awhile but I’d forgotten to blog about it. I stubbled back upon it today and thought I’d share. The premise is this-A guy stuck blank speech bubbles on ads around NYC. People filled them in and he took photos. After that the project took off and bubbles have appeared in other cities. Some of them are pretty funny. Although I prefer the street bubbles. (You get to choose street or online bubbles when you first go to the site.)
From the site:
“30,000 of these bubble stickers were printed. They are placed on top of ads all over New York City. Passersby fill them in. Later the results are photographed.”
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 11:59 PM CDT
October 19th, 2007
Woo Woo
“You can automatically tell when it’s in my ass because my dick would go all woo woo.”
-new client talking about getting ass fucked
Posted by Vixen as Quote Book at 9:54 PM CDT
October 18th, 2007
Drats! I Got Duped?!?
Jaded Hippy left a link to the Urban Legends page about lead in lipstick being a hoax. Damn, did I get sucked in? Man, I hate it when that happens.
So I checked out the recommended Urban Legends link which I would quote from but for some reason it’s not letting me select any text from their page. How is that possible? Argh. Well, I’ll just say check it out if you want to do some more research on your own.
And while you’re checking out things, why not check out Jaded Hippy’s blog?
Posted by Vixen as Musings at 4:10 PM CDT