We’ve all seen Lady Gagas breasts before, and they’re actually great, but wouldn’t it be better if we could see her breasts after someone glued steampunk-looking robot parts to her?
No, as it turns out. But the January issue of French Vogue went ahead and did that anyway.
(direct link to the NSFW pic here)
Nicole Scherzinger was in the news last week because there’s a picture of her naked ass in the book ‘Culo’, which makes sense because that’s a book about pictures of naked asses. But now other pictures have shown up online, including Lady Gaga, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Sarah McLachlan, Fergie, and Leeann Tweeden (all the pictures under the cut). That’s Irina Shayk in the banner picture, and for some reason someone shot ink onto her ass. It’s like porn for squids.
Lady Gaga is on the cover of the January Vanity Fair, and inside theres a topless picture of her. And she’s so skinny you can count her ribs. It’s like someone put heels on a really ugly greyhound.
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Barneys New York says they’re “launching an all-encompassing holiday extravaganza” today, though in reality they mean the exact opposite of that; a Lady Gaga store, called Gagas Workshop, where they sell useless and overpriced knick knacks like a Lady Gaga yo-yo.
It’s open until January 2nd, probably to screw you out of returning the Christmas gifts everyone hated, and since it’s Gaga, it’s of course decorated to assault your senses with an endless wave of pointless weirdness, like a scary version of Applebees.
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Lady Gaga performed on the UK version of ‘X Factor’ last night, on a stage lined with torches and emerging from a crypt in a dress that made it look like her head had been cut off (video here).
Unfortunately even that didn’t stop her from singing one of her god awful songs, so I’ll go ahead to check that one off my list.
The new MTV comedy ‘Death Valley‘ premieres tonight, and it’s sort of like ‘Reno 911′ but if instead of shoplifters the police went after vampires and werewolves, and instead of writing them a ticket they sawed their heads off (bloddy preview clip under the cut). And “monsters on MTV whom I’d like to see impaled” is a perfect segue to Lady Gaga on the VMAs last night. You probably assumed she couldn’t get any less attractive, but then she went and brought back her “Jo Calderone” persona. She’s so ugly that when I saw her go on stage I literally died for 3 minutes.
