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Rating Title | Year Quote Author
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Les Lyonnais (A Gang Story) ()

"There are just too many moments of déjà vu to truly satisfy."

Andrew Lowry

13%

The Cold Light of Day (2012)

"[A] workmanlike slice of sub-Bourne hijinks..."

Neil Smith

13%

11-11-11 (2011)

Ken McIntyre

53%

Delicacy (2012)

"[Tatou's] romance with sad-sack Markus (François Damiens) charms, never veering into kook but remaining in the realms of the recognisable."

Emma Dibdin

71%

The Best Man (1999)

"A fresh romantic comedy that's somewhat let down by a wayward plot, The Best Man is well worth watching for the outstanding ensemble acting and the intelligent, schmaltz-avoiding handling of love, marriage and friendship."

46%

Battleship (2012)

"Misguided in the extreme. A scene in which Kitsch and co aim blindly for the broadest of targets - and miss by miles - proves painfully apt."

Matt Glasby

85%

Crna macka, beli macor (Black Cat, White Cat) (1999)

"It's ridiculous and self-indulgent, but Kusturica is so skilful, conjuring up one sweeping, sumptuous set-piece after another, that you can't help but go along for the ride."

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Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai (Ichimei) ()

"The 3D is completely redundant and the action sporadic but unexpected gearshifts provide plenty of narrative meat."

Paul M. Bradshaw

89%

Marley (2012)

"Every second is earned in Macdonald's long, generous and rigorously detailed Bob doc."

Kevin Harley

50%

Grave Encounters (2011)

"Despite its meagre budget, Grave Encounters boasts surprisingly solid acting, vertigo-baiting hand-held camera antics and enough [REC]- style shock-horror to keep your pulse throbbing throughout."

Ken McIntyre

22%

The Divide (2012)

"Gens' impressively grim film has points to make about post-9/11 militarism, but you get the sense that humanity disgusts him so much he'd rather leave his characters to the roaches."

Matt Glasby

93%

The Bad and the Beautiful (1953)

"Even without a knowledge of the background, this is sharp, cynical fun."

Philip Kemp

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Town Of Runners ()

"Fluctuations in form, funding and bureaucracy hinder the girls' progress but their ambition never wavers. In an Olympic year, here's an inspirational reminder of what it's all about."

Simon Kinnear

50%

Oliver Sherman ()

"The north-of-the-border setting promises fresh perspectives but local novelty can't disguise universal clichés, despite Dillahunt's memorably haunted star turn."

Simon Kinnear

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Elfie Hopkins ()

"Gratuitous gore, contrived plotting... and Ray Winstone's butcher cameo deserves to be filleted."

James Mottram

92%

The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

"A super-entertaining, super-slick love/hate letter to horror with a final 20 minutes that's stunningly bonkers."

Jamie Graham

100%

Atmen (Breathing) (2011)

"Thoughtfully shot by first-time director Karl Markovics, the only warmth comes from the stiffening cadavers."

Matt Glasby

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Skoonheid ()

"Lotz tortured expression carries the film, silently falling apart in an artful series of lingering pans and excruciating static shots."

Paul M. Bradshaw

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Elles (2012)

"Binoche is, as always, superb, but Malgorzata Szumowska's film won't tell you much about the oldest profession that you didn't already know - and Binoche's marital clashes feel like a standard feminist tract circa 1975."

Philip Kemp

87%

Titanic (in 3D) (2012)

"Leo and Kate give good doomed romance but it's the human horror of the collision, botched evacuation and final sinking that devastates most."

Emma Dibdin

49%

Mirror Mirror (2012)

"To borrow a line Roberts spits at Collins, there's something about Mirror that's incredibly irritating."

Neil Smith

87%

Buck (2011)

"Breaking the cycle of abuse, Buck's deep-rooted respect for these dignified animals is truly inspiring."

Sam Wigley

23%

Wrath of the Titans (2012)

"From top-grade 3D to a multitude of monsters and a welcome influx of acting talent, this is pure popcorn pleasure."

James Mottram

98%

La Grande illusion (The Grand Illusion) (1937)

"It ranks proudly alongside The Rules Of The Game as Renoir at his stunning best."

Tom Dawson

99%

Le Havre (2011)

"A warm-hearted salute to both classical French cinema and working-class solidarity."

Tom Dawson

100%

Noordzee, Texas (North Sea Texas) ()

"Drawing affecting performances from a fledgling cast, Defurne's film is a poignant snapshot of square-peg adolescent desire, vibrantly set against a colourful backdrop."

Sam Wigley

96%

Headhunters (2012)

"A nice blend of Scandinavian sophistication and Hollywood slickness, Headhunters is an entertaining Nordic noir achievement..."

Matt Glasby

81%

Return (2012)

"This is Cardellini's film, and she dominates with a terrific, tough-minded turn."

James Mottram

69%

This Must Be The Place ()

"Succeeding against the odds and adroitly blending its disparate elements, this is a fine entry into the Eurodirector- gawps-at-America subgenre."

Andrew Lowry

76%

Tiny Furniture (2010)

"Playing like a mumblecore The Graduate set in the affected milieu of the Tribeca art crowd, Tiny Furniture announces Dunham as a talent to watch..."

Jamie Graham

92%

Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)

"It'll be worth a case of doubloons to anybody with little ones to entertain over the Easter hols."

Neil Smith

90%

Into The Abyss (2011)

"Herzog's tapestry testifies to life's light from death's darkness."

Kevin Harley

97%

The Island President (2012)

"Nasheed may be a small fish in a big geopolitical pond, but his enterprise and optimism are a welcome complement to eco doc doom and gloom."

Sam Wigley

78%

Corpo Celeste ()

"Corpo Celeste's acute sense of place, feel for adolescent confusion and miraculous resolution suggest that Rohrwacher is a talent to watch."

Tom Dawson

48%

StreetDance 2 ()

"The homegrown appeal of StreetDance gets lost in a sequel with one foot across the pond, the other over the channel."

Neil Smith

100%

This Is Not a Film (2012)

"Reveals not only the realities of artistic censorship, but its firework-laden finale shows how cinema thrives on spontaneity."

Tom Dawson

100%

Wild Bill ()

"Full of quirky, absorbing characters and performances, Fletcher's debut is a hugely enjoyable East End western and a lesson on how to avoid the excesses of the Brit-crim-com."

Matt Mueller

71%

Babycall ()

"The script needs more nurturing but Noomi Rapace takes up some of the slack in Pal Sletaune's maternal mystery."

Kevin Harley

84%

The Hunger Games (2012)

"Like its source, this is both credible science fiction and a teen tale that doesn't patronise or pander to its audience."

Matthew Leyland

25%

Act of Valor (2012)

"If the politics are simplistic - think Team America - the performances (by real, anonymous SEALs) are even more so."

Matt Glasby

96%

The Kid with a Bike (2012)

"Good enough to survive evoking Bicycle Thieves and The 400 Blows, this small story contains universal truths, told with irresistible force."

Jamie Graham

95%

Once Upon a Time in Anatolia (2012)

"Closer in metaphysical spirit to Kiarostami than to Leone, it lingers thanks to beautifully lit widescreen images of lived-in faces and barren, beautiful landscapes."

Tom Dawson

99%

Bill Cunningham New York (2011)

"A doc that'll make more than just fashionistas smile."

Carmen Gray

23%

The Raven (2012)

"[A] flashy hodge-podge of biopic, mystery and gorno."

Neil Smith

90%

In Darkness (2012)

"Stands apart from other attempts to film unfilmable events by painting a pitch-black portrait of its heroes as well as its villains."

Paul M. Bradshaw

90%

How To Re-establish A Vodka Empire ()

"Writer/Director Daniel Edelstyn makes an affable debut with this personal doc chronicling the unexpected, vodka-flavoured turn his life took after he discovered his gran's journals."

51%

Contraband (2012)

"Don't expect glamorous outlaws, sunny locales and exotic masterplans - this low-key thriller lifts the rusted lid off an all-too-real world of despairing criminality."

Jamie Graham

66%

We Bought a Zoo (2011)

"It's slight, sure, and there's a better, less-glossy film buried in the material, but warm performances redeem Crowe's agreeable return."

Andrew Lowry

85%

21 Jump Street (2012)

"Holding its middle finger up to '80s retro-hounds, this remake gets it largely right. Fast, filthy, fresh and funny, Jump is worth a punt."

James Mottram

50%

John Carter (2012)

"A handsome new sci-fi adventure that feels rather familiar. Enjoyable enough while it lasts, John Carter is big on ambition and disappointingly short on action."

Jonathan Crocker

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