Jessica Simpson’s days of filling stadiums with clamouring fans are apparently over. On November 13, Jessica played a the very low-rent San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, CA. The old folks who turned out for their regular bingo game instead received the unwelcomed sight of Jessica’s flappy boobs and off-pitch singing.

“Jessica’s dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet,” an insider tells OK!.

“There’s an iron, but no ironing board. There’s not even a fridge!”

Jessica’s latest disc, Do You Know, was widely regarded as a commercial failure after it sold only 65,000 during the first week of it’s release. It’s in sharp contrast to Jessica’s 2003 disc, In This Skin, which sold over seven million copies worldwide.

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5 Responses to “Sucks to be Jessica Simpson”
  1. Noctua says:

    Wow, she managed to alienate 99.1% of her former fanbase to the point where they don’t care about a new album. Impressive!

  2. Alan says:

    She reminds me of Jennifer Aniston, both are kind of stupid. I guess that’s why John Mayer is with JA now. Jens career is going to flop just like Jessica’s because Mayer is bad luck to the women he is with.
    Funny how the country world don’t even want Jessica.

  3. Nurse Jen Doll says:

    I wouldn’t say ”Sucks”, but I do feel bad.
    Still, if you look at her life, she has a nice one going on than most.

    -Nurse Jen Doll
    http://www.nursejendoll.com
    Your Daily Reality Nursing

  4. Ta2dMom says:

    I’m pretty sure country fans don’t like nasally overmixed pop music either.
    When she said she was “going country” I laughed because I knew she would fail at it.

  5. anonymous says:

    Rascal Flats tour could be interesting? I think the girl needs a break just like any other artist. Anyone want to go around how many pop & rock & roll artists have crossed over into country. Maybe just take a look over the last two years. It’s not just Jessica.
    There is s huge click in Nashville. They may want you to think it is all fuzzy & warm but its not that big country family at all. There are some hard core ASS ho— in Nasville & this clicky group. You have artists that don’t even bother going to awards shows simpley because the do not believe the best song wins most of the time. It’s the hard core group dictating.
    There have been some awesome songs recorded with no recognition for many an artist. Until Nashville takes a look at there click & actually get back to there roots there will be issues.