The King of Diamonds, "Rampaging Roy" Slaven and "The Ace up the Sleeve," H.G. Nelson are the brains behind the wheel on The Life.

This is radio on the road without tickets or feathers, now in its seventeenth year, featuring Gentleman Jim Daniels (the Voice of Common Sense) in the soundproof booth.

The Life allows all Australians the unique opportunity to get into the driver's seat of the car and listen in a confined space while fiddling with a familiar knob before slotting the key into the welcoming hole that is home.

The Life is the show that stopped Berlin. It is now enjoyed by three out of four box-heads in Europe. It is nailed to this spot for you to enjoy whenever you want to go anywhere or stay exactly where you are.

The Life is two blokes up front of the ute, wrestling with the wheel, out running in the dust with the pedal to the metal and a traffic light is turning red up ahead.

The Life, it is three hours of rock rubber on the road.

So bend over Australians and take it between the ears!

Cop this sonic wedge of cake up the date!

Enjoy the brilliance of an aural automotive ignorance equal to your own.

Yes it’s Roy and H.G., the King and the Ace and you on The Life, Fridays from 4pm.