Dumbass of the Day

Learn life lessons from these dumbasses

Don't tie bags of drugs to your penis	Don't leave your wallet at the crime scene
Woman calls 9-1-1 over bad burger	Woman tries to hide urine bottle in her vagina, fails drug test
It's one thing to use a fake ID, but to use a fake ID of a celebrity? Come on!	Don't steal a bunch of bras
Don't film up a woman's skirt	Don't go looking for a in your birthday suit
Make sure you know where your home is	Don't ask officers for a favor
Don't pay a stripper with a cocaine	Don't fight police with a light saber
Don't forget to fill up	Don't blame your stupidity on a ghost
Don't stuff lobsters in your pants	Don't Stab Your Friend Over Beyonce
Don't call 911 if your drug dealer lies to you	Don't throw a flaming toy at a kid
If caught stealing, don't say you're a TV star	Don't throw your food back at the restaurant
Really, who stuffs steaks down their pants?	Don't Rob a Ninja
Don't Throw Flaming Marshmallows	Don't Record Your Family Getting Naked
Don't Rob the Bank Next Door to You	Don't Attack People Over Toast
Don't Stab People WIth Christmas Ornaments	Don't Steal on a Job Interview
Don't Throw Ham at Your Mom	Don't Smash Your Face Running From the Cops
Don't Fire-Bomb the Pizzeria	Don't Pee on Police Cars
Don't Break into a House to Watch TV	Don't Wear a Man-kini to a Closed Daycare
Don't Squeeze into a Baby Swing for $100

Don't tie bags of drugs to your penis