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Please give your servers more creative names . . . by Guardian_Of_Pigsin mcservers

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

I always try to create a country name when I create my server. Something good, maybe Nordic.

My grandma used to pick up her torpedo boobs and let them drop on our (the grandkids) heads while yelling "bombs away." Why is your family weird? by doodooprincessin AskReddit

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

Imagine how hard your dad had to fuck and how many kids came out of that.

My grandma used to pick up her torpedo boobs and let them drop on our (the grandkids) heads while yelling "bombs away." Why is your family weird? by doodooprincessin AskReddit

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

It's the like Prince and the Pauper, except less shitty.

Doctor Who In-Jokes by xenophiliuswasherein doctorwho

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

Allons-y, for future reference.

I was shocked as a kid when I found out that most pop singers don't compose their own songs. What was your biggest "life is fake" realization? by welljustmyin AskReddit

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

I just don't understand the allure of watching ugly, muscled men running around half-naked, reading worse scripts than soap operas.

Dexter season 7 spoiler: Deb's reaction to the truth about Dex will inform the next two series' by Gameofthronesaddictin Dexter

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling this was intentionally released to get us thinking she's going to be angry when she confronts him, and then just throw a curve at us.

Something I noticed watching Series One for a second time. by jimmysilverrimsin doctorwho

[–]YouListening 4 points5 points ago

Hold tight and pretend it's a plan.

Redditors, what's one thing you absolutely hate about Reddit? by scrumpydoo23in AskReddit

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

I absolutely hate circlejerks about hating reddit. It's like, OMIGOD, GUIZ, DOESN'T REDDIT SUCK?

Jeb: Today I've been working on enabling people to allow LAN friends to join your singleplayer world. It works, but it's not pretty by redstonehelperin Minecraft

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

Ah. Interesting.

[Semi-Vanilla] Server looking for more people to join. Private server, looking to build a community like Mindcrack. by xl2weird4ulxin mcservers

[–]YouListening -1 points0 points ago

My username is procraftinator. I am a avid builder and an architectural stud when I need to be, city planner extraordinaire. Kidding. I'm a pretty average player, no griefing in my past, happy to help build a community.

I made this for my friend who loves Doctor Who nearly as much as I do. :) by faeriechyldin doctorwho

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

While I do appreciate the Doctor Who-iness of this picture, I must point out a few errors. The font is completely wrong with its wonky indentations and its not-enough visibility.

Jeb: Today I've been working on enabling people to allow LAN friends to join your singleplayer world. It works, but it's not pretty by redstonehelperin Minecraft

[–]YouListening -1 points0 points ago

You live with your dad and your wife?

My Biggest Fear by supermadmax876in Minecraft

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

You assumed correctly with regards to what I meant.

[build] dirt castle. by Sir_Beretin Minecraft

[–]YouListening 6 points7 points ago

That would both be hilarious and completely unnecessary. My simple lifestyle means I claim less blocks on the server that other people use. I've had towns spring up around my waypoints, so I just converted it to a shop and bought a house.

Gotta love servers with way too many slots.

[build] dirt castle. by Sir_Beretin Minecraft

[–]YouListening 6 points7 points ago

I've given up on building houses, and instead make waypoints where I can rest for the night. They consist of a 2x4 shack with a mob-proof door. All i keep in them is a chest with tools and stuff, a furnace, a crafting table, and a bed.

My Biggest Fear by supermadmax876in Minecraft

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

Iron's more common than anything when i'm that low, but I've had redstone drives near-naught in the past few days.

If you could see any of your "stats" after you die, which ones would you be most excited to see? by ViolentOctopusin AskReddit

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

It would be infinite. You could die at any moment.

I'm on a dating site and this guy just made me smile SO SO big with this message. by fiera_din funny

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

Oh, didn't know that. I just know that it's faster for me to type 0233 than 130.

Bobby Flay's "Throwdown" is basically a show where he says, "Oh, you spent your entire life perfecting that recipe? I bet I can make a better version in a couple days." And he does. Who's the biggest D-bag on TV, Reddit? by krayola33in AskReddit

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

I've met people who worship Fox News. It's disgusting.

I'm on a dating site and this guy just made me smile SO SO big with this message. by fiera_din funny

[–]YouListening 0 points1 point ago

Protip for Windows Desktops: The é character can be typed by pressing Alt+0233.

I'm on a dating site and this guy just made me smile SO SO big with this message. by fiera_din funny

[–]YouListening 4 points5 points ago

tips hat

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What classic movies have you never seen? (self.AskReddit)

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I'm on a dating site and this guy just made me smile SO SO big with this message. by fiera_din funny

[–]YouListening 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you, kind sir. After all, six is the safest number.

I'm on a dating site and this guy just made me smile SO SO big with this message. by fiera_din funny

[–]YouListening 6 points7 points ago

Damn it, Trapped_in_Reddit, we don't care about your sexual preferences!

I'm on a dating site and this guy just made me smile SO SO big with this message. by fiera_din funny

[–]YouListening 7 points8 points ago

Well, of course it was, but I'm a primate slapping a keyboard too.

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