Frogger
by Berg
Image Text: I understand you and your team worked hard on this, but when we said to make it more realistic, we meant the graphics.
In case you’ve been living under a rock your entire life, Frogger is a classic video game in which you, the frog, are trying to cross a freeway (or a swamp). Your crossing is fraught with danger, so you’ve got to dodge traffic in order to make it across safely. It’s a simple game, and doesn’t deal with the real world consequences of stepping out in front of a truck, as today’s xkcd does.
When the comic starts, everything’s fine. There’s a frog on the side of the freeway, and he’s not bothering anybody. When he hops out to make his crossing, however, the driver of the semi swerves to avoid him, causing the sedan to his right (more on that in a moment) to slam into his cab, causing a pretty severe traffic accident. The frog then retreats back to the side of the freeway, though whether or not he’s fleeing carnage or a guilty conscience is up for debate.
Now then, concerning the truck driver. There’s a large grassy area off to his left, and yet he chooses to swerve to his right, into traffic. Given that we can see the freeway at a resolution fine enough to make out lines on the road and that the frog seemed to have no barrier to hop onto the freeway, we can presume there’s no guard rail preventing the truck driver from swerving left. Even if there was, it would be hard to imagine a scenario in which this truck driver is risking more by going through a guard rail than he is by swerving into traffic. The most plausible explanation is that the grey car was in his blind spot. Our truck driver is in this way redeemed, for rather than making an illogical choice to swerve into traffic when he didn’t need to, he’s made a logical choice to keep his truck on the road by merging into what he thinks is an empty lane. This way, he minimizes damage to his truck and any interruption to traffic flow. Of course, he’s miscalculated, and carnage ensues.
…or does it? The image text adds another layer to the reality here, suggesting that what we’ve been watching isn’t real, but a hyper realistic Frogger game being presented for evaluation. Apparently, the memo to make it “more realistic” was misinterpreted. Konami had wanted better graphics, not a more real simulation of what would happen if a frog jumped out in front of a truck. Of course, that’s not even a real Konami- it’s a fake Konami that exists in the xkcd universe, which is of course a series of scenarios imagined in Randall Munroe’s mind. And even Randall Munroe might not exist as more than a mental illusion, produced by some sort of coordinated data parallax put on the web, but if THAT was the case then he’d be-
You know what? I’m gonna go gargle with Thorazine and call it a night.
July 28th, 2010
I must say you have really been stepping up the analysis of late – very enjoyable and good work!
It seems you have seen the movie Inception recently?
July 28th, 2010
Different guy, that’s why. Jeff is taking a break I suppose and Berg stepped up and has been giving good breakdowns for the last few weeks.
July 28th, 2010
Agreed! Fully informative and amusing. Nice job.
July 28th, 2010
Berg berg berg, berg is the word
July 29th, 2010
Over-analyzing much, aren’t you?
July 29th, 2010
Ah! But what we don’t see with the overhead image, due to a lack of shading, is the slope of the grassy area. Perhaps the gradient of the area to the left of the truck is too great for the truck to swerve onto…. Leave no stone unturned…
July 29th, 2010
Berg, I guess you just watched “Inception”, eh?
July 31st, 2010
Then, too — when something jumps in front of you from the side, isn’t your first impulse (after the initial freak-out) to go around to the side opposite the one the obstruction came from? Also, the car may have been in the truck’s blind spot.
August 2nd, 2010
Hum… Good analyze, but I don’t think that in real world, a (truck) driver will ever try to avoid a frog on the road…
August 3rd, 2010
Thorazine that you harvested in SC2?
August 11th, 2010
If I’ve seen a frog almost the size of a car, I WOULD try everything to avoid it.
August 13th, 2010
terrazine is in SC2. gosh
September 22nd, 2010
You may want to consider switching to Zotepine (from Thorazine) as it has fewer adverse side-effects … particularly for the cardiac muscle. It also tastes better.
April 6th, 2011
Frogger is from Sega, not Konami.
August 9th, 2011
Did no one realize they’re in Great Britain or Japan, because either they have a highway in only one direction or they just all drive wrong… Or they are in a country where they drive on the left side.