Caption competition: BioWare broods over Mass Effect 3's Ext

by **Plamsa wing** » 26 Jun 12 9:16 am

"This isn't just a hat, this is a speculative hat."

by **krisskross** » 26 Jun 12 10:20 am

1st photo: "You see this huge-ass mic on my head? you better believe i'm discussing 'innovative' ideas on day one DLC!"

2nd photo: "This growing five O clock shadow is indicative of just how busy I have been"

3rd photo: "No time for messy desks! we have fans to win over!"

4th photo: "Perhaps this clawlike motion with my hand and grey tracksuit will aid our quest back into the hearts of our disgruntled fans"

5th photo: "Joker survived and has no more bone problems you guys. I am super, super serial."

by **Bezza89** » 26 Jun 12 10:25 am

Last picture - I'm putting my hand here pretending to be thoughtful, but really the guy behind it stole my chocolate chip muffin and is not getting on this picture.

by **SkinnerChinner** » 26 Jun 12 10:36 am

Plamsa wing wrote:"This isn't just a hat, this is a speculative hat."

"Speculation hats for EVERYONE!"

by **STE MO** » 26 Jun 12 12:01 pm

Last picture: Whi in their right minds writes an alternate ending for and third person shooter? We killed off all the good role playing stuff when we signed for EA. Scene cuts out to Jessie J "it's all about the money"

by **Maverick_McCool** » 26 Jun 12 4:26 pm

#1 - "Wish I worked at Rockstar , no one asks Them to change their endings!"

#2 - "I can't believe EA are making us put Detective mode in!"

#3 - "How the hell do you steer this thing?"

#4 - "O.K guys , now all we need to do is write "It's not on rails and It's not a generic 3rd person shooter!" get a bunch of journalists to sign it , and we're all good!

#5 - "Hmm , how would Seth Green change the ending?"

by **msbhvn** » 26 Jun 12 4:45 pm

#1: "$2000 worth of monitors and they make me use this ugly ass beige keyboard."
#2: "DLC Masterpiece! T-1000 skins for the entire crew!"
#3: "Mmm... Hula Hoops." (Homer Simpson voice)
#4: "This is the Vulcan Death Grip I'll use on whoever thought up the Indoctrination Theory!"
#5: "We don't even work here. We just dressed like nerds and they let us in."

by **antiAntag0nist** » 27 Jun 12 12:25 am

Picture #5: "I hope protesters send us beer instead of cupcakes this time around. I like beer"

by **CunningSmile** » 27 Jun 12 8:49 am

Maverick_McCool wrote:#1 - "Wish I worked at Rockstar , no one asks Them to change their endings!"

#1b "I hear only 30% of people reach the end of a GTA game...lucky R* bastards."

by **Lynch** » 28 Jun 12 9:38 am

4th pic - Darth Vader voice: "I find their lack of faith disturbing."

by **Lynch** » 28 Jun 12 9:45 am

Fifth pic: "what if we ended with 'and then Joker woke up, it had all been a dream' ..... Don't laugh it's better than the original one !"

Skewer their dignity, win an Outland XBLA code

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