Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine by Ultra Klean
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The Top 7 Reasons Why We Recommend Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine for Passing ANY Urine Drug Test
- Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine is completely undetectable and has never failed
- Very easy to use and to conceal
- Mimics all important characteristics of normal human urine: specific gravity, natural PH balance and contains creatinine
- 500% guaranteed by manufacturer to beat any of the urine tests, including but not limited to EMIT, RIA and GC/MS
- Will work for instant screens, lab tests, all pre-employment, random, and probation tests
- It can be heated up multiple times without harming the effectiveness of the product
- Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine is unisex
Does Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Work to Pass a Drug Test?
The US drug testing laboratories will only test the specimen for pH, creatinine, specific gravity, drug metabolites and oxidizing adulterants (see DOT regulations or SAMHSA MRO Manual). Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine mimics all of the above characteristics of normal human urine and doesn't contain any drug metabolites or adulterants, so it is completely undetectable. Thus as long as you give the specimen at the correct temperature range, YOU HAVE PASSED!
Urine Test Passing How-to:
- Shake the contents of the bottle prior to heating Ultra Pure.
- Shake the heater pad and attach to bottle with rubber band.
- Place the bottle and the heater pad between two pairs of underwear, snugly in your crotch.
- Wait 45-60 minutes. Temperature should read between 90-100 degrees - the optimal temperature.
- Shake the contents of the bottle. Ultra Pure is now ready for use.
- For instant heating, place Ultra Pure bottle in a microwave oven for 10-15 seconds. If there is no reading on the temperature strip, wait a few minutes for the liquid to cool down to the 90-100 degree temperature range. Now you are ready to successfully pass your urine test.
It is strongly recommended that you practice your substitution technique until you feel comfortable doing it.
Warnings:
This product cannot be shipped to residents of AR, IL, KY, OK, NJ, NC or SC. If you are from one of the above-mentioned states and would like to purchase Ultra Klean Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine then you may have it shipped to a friend or family member in a different state.Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine Reviews
Just wanted to let everyone know I have passed a urine test twice with Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine. This past time (which was about a week ago) I tried to get clean for the test. I am 5'3 approx. 110 lbs. I stopped smoking for 36 days and still was not clean. So I had to sub with the Ultra Pure. Its been over a week now and no news is good news!!
Hey all. i figured i would come post my experience here to try to help someone else out like others have done for me. first off i'm a everyday smoker and i burn through about an eighth of high grade every three days so there was no way for me to pass without some help. The job offer was sudden so no time to prepare. My roomate had a bottle of ultra pure synthetic urine so i figured why not give it a shot. So i got the paper work from my employer and it said i had to go to concentra labs and take the test. I was really nervous about the whole substitution process because of having a dot physical at the same time. I decided that my best bet was to go as soon as they opened in the morning so i could try to get the pissing part out of the way first by saying that i had been holding it all morning for the test. i woke up first thing and heated the ultra pure in the microwave for about 10 sec. took it out right at 100. Perfect! i attached the heat pad and threw it in my boxer brief taint pocket and headed out the door. It took me about 30 min to get to the place. i was the first one in so i filled out the paper work and waited. i made sure to make it clear to the woman at the desk that i had been holding it all morning and wanted to get the drug test part out of the way as soon as possible. She told me that she was not aloud to do drug screens but someone who could would be there shortly and we could get that taken care of. i smiled and went back to my seat. Not too long after a lady called me into the back for my UA. i thought it was gonna be a lot more strict than it was. she didnt even tell me to empty my pockets. I think everyone was out of it cause it was 730 in the morning on a friday. I went into the bathroom and pulled out my ultra pure. Right at 98 on the temp strip so i poured it into the cup and added a little to the toilet water for color. I slid my bottle back in its pocket and made sure the temp strip said what it was supposed to and headed back out. she took the sample from me and marked down that everything was OK. She then took me to the back and performed all the normal physical stuff on me. Before i knew it i was all finished with everything and ready to leave. Wow that was a lot easier than i thought. now i have to just wait to see if this urine is legit.
well i got the call today and i start later this week. i dont mean to sound like an advertisement but this Ultra pure synthetic urine did the trick. i coudlnt find very many reviews about it and i was pretty worried. turns out it was all for nothing. for those who have to go take a drug test and physical at the same time, dont worry just make sure you get the UA out of the way before you go back into the physical room and all will be good. i hope this helps someone out with there drug test as others did for me. thanks all and keep burnin!
Greetings everyone:
First post. I've been trolling around here for some information on synthetic urine and thought I'd share my experience.
Anyway, you're here to read about my Ultra Pure 4.0oz Synthetic Urine review. Took the test today!
Story:
Yesterday I was informed by an employment recruiter that they had a good opportunity coming up, and they wanted to interview me. I went to the interview, and all was well and they want to hire me on contingent to a successful background and drug test. Background didn't worry me --- the piss test did.
I smoke ALL THE TIME. I'm pretty hefty too, so there's no way to detox w/in 24 hrs. My friend recommended Quick Fix, and had an old bottle to give me. Thanks to the net and rollitup, I found out that his stuff was recalled and needed to hit up the local headshop for some newer synthetic.
Guy at the shop recommended this Ultra Pure, 4.0oz. He said it was 2x the amount needed by the DOT, and should be more than enough to cover newer guidelines.
Fast forward today. I followed the instructions, attaching the big heating pad via rubber band. I did this ~3 hrs prior to the test to make sure it was warm. The temp read 98 on the nose after 3 hrs, and I was ready to go.
I secured the vial on my person via my tighty whities, under my sack (per the recommendation of the headshop owner, he did say 'put it under your sack', lol!) I also put a pair of boxer briefs over them for additional security to droppage.
OMG.... This lab was SUPER official -- lots of people in lab coats, secure doors, etc. I wasn't observed peeing though.
I hit the stall, and took the package out. The temp strip read 96, and I was quite concerned. I filled the bottle up to 70ml (little over half the bottle of synthetic urine), and spilled some on the side for good measure to look like i pee'd on it.
Technician noted temperature of: 92.1 -- This is concerning, but within passing limitations.
I should have the results tomorrow. I plan on updating this post as soon as I receive the good news.
Good luck to me!
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Received a call from the recruiter this morning and I'm good to go to work!
I will reiterate that I went to a hard core style lab -- tons of weird scientific machines all around. This place would even advertise that they could test for all the standard substances, but also 500+ RX's. I'm sure that my employer didn't pay for more than a 5 panel, but just letting you guys know that this was a hardcore testing outfit that I had to goto. I wasn't shaken down before the test, but I did have to turn my pockets inside out and remove my coat.
Also another tip: Goto your test dressed EXTREMELY WELL. I would assume that someone wearing a button down shirt and tie wouldn't get a shakedown like baggy pants and XXXL white-t.
So, as for the 4.0oz Ultra Pure 4.0oz synthetic urine by Klean Labs... Hit the proper temperature range, and you're good to go!
GL all! Time to smoke!
I've read most of the pages in this thread and learned a great deal.
Because my story is abnormal, I feel compelled to share it. I had a pre-employment drug screen today...and yesterday. Why?
I was offered a job working for a city. Because I would have to relocate, they set up the pre-employment physical/drug screen in the town I live in.
I bought 2, 2 oz bottles of Ultra Klean/Ultra Pure. From what I gleaned from this thread, I knew I might need more than 2 oz. so I consolidated 3 oz.
into another air travel bottle.
I microwaved the bottle to about 101 because I knew I would have to wait. I put on 2 pair of tighty whiteys and crotched it. I got there and waited 45 minutes before I get called back. I get an eye check then the lady takes me to a bathroom and says to pee in the cup and put it in the window. The door was thick and had a lock on it. I put the sample in the window and it was too easy.
I was led into another room where I was instructed to put on a gown but got to keep my underwear on. The doctor comes in (a lady in her 50's dressed like Holly Hobby with a black eye) and does real basic check up stuff and leaves.
So I wait.
And wait....
And wait....
I start to get nervous. Why would this take so long? Then the lady who took my urine sample comes back and says:
"We're going to have to get another sample from you."
I jumped up and asked why. She said she made a mistake and administed the test wrong. She had me pee in a room for regular patients not the room with
the blue water and no sink. She screwed up. She screwed me up.
I told her I gave her all I had. She said that it didn't matter and that I had to stay there and drink water until I could submit another sample. I told her that wasn't going to happen. I explained that I had 30 minutes to pick up my child and I'm already running behind and I couldn't afford to sit around and drink water waiting for the next time I had to pee. I told her to call my prospective employer and explain the situation which she did. Then the prospective employer called me.
She said that if I leave the testing site they would have to recind their offer. I told her that I didn't want her to do that but it wasn't me that messed up. I did everything they told me to do. I said I'd come back the next day and give a sample if they wanted. She said she would have to talk to her boss. I hung up with her and walked right out the door.
Later that night, she called and said that her boss said it was ok to go back the next day and give a sample.
I went back today and she put me in a different room. This room didn't have a door but more of a sliding partition with her standing right by it, filling out
the paperwork. The toilet had the standard blue water. She said to empty my pockets but she didn't check hard. I could've easily kept stuff in my back pocket.
I did the same thing I did the day before and it went smooth. She marked down that it was 90-100. It was a good thing I brought 3 oz because I just barely made the line.
They said the results would be in sometime next week. I'll let everyone know when I know...
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I got the call today.
HIRED!!!!
