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Born in a broken-down Brooklyn taxi on a humid
day in July, Brian Hamilton was later
discovered abandoned on the steps of the local x-rated cinema
by Herschel, a grumpy midget Rabbi from Bensonhurst. He was
schooled by rebellious nuns at Our Lady of the Blasted
Sacrilege. At age fifteen he was kidnapped by a band of
hostile Gypsies and forced to tap dance for tourists from
France who tossed their cigarette butts at his feet. Tired of
subsisting on a diet of stale matzoh and grape leaves, he
escaped his captors one evening using a two-humped camel and
a stolen moped. In the rain. On a Monday. Wearing only his
purple pajama bottoms.
Brian Hamilton's malleable mug has invaded your television countless times. You've seen this comedic actor, singer and voice-over artist in commercials, sit-coms, magazine ads and lots of other places. An accent expert, mimic and comedy writer with a gift for lampoon, his unique wit will leave you in stitches. |