you know what fandom has never had any drama in over five years?
forever the sickest kids fandomBECAUSE THERE IS NO FANDOM GOD BLESS US BEING NICE INTERNET FANS
| Every band at every show: | You guys are the best crowd we've ever played for!!! |
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
(Source: graceslick-)
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
why
wow past-you is a dick
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(Source: forrever--youngg)
Stages of being a fangirl over a period of time
| Stage 1: | awwwww he's cute i like him |
| Stage 2: | well maybe i should do some research y'know see what he's in and stuff |
| Stage 3: | moTHER OF GOD HE IS ATTRACTIVE |
| Stage 4: | did you see how he just looked at- SHIPPED |
| Stage 5: | MY BABY |
| Stage 6: | god why are you such a fucking asshole i hate everything about you can you just build a bridge and fucking jump off of it so i can have my life back thanks |
| regular girls gossip: | omg did you hear that becky got pregnant. yeah her and james apparently got back together even though he was dating angela. and then angela gave mike chlamydia. and now andrew is into heroin. |
| my gossip: | kellin was featured in pierce the veil's new song. aw kellin and matty are best friends now. JALEX. austin and alan are clearly in love. DID YOU SEE KELLIN AND DAVID TWEETING EACHOTHER? gabe and jack were slow dancing awww. LOL VIC GOT KELLIN AND JAIME PREGNANT WITH A BEACH BALL. austin is so sweet to his fans. kellin held a moment of silence for the people lost during warped. austin made everyone get on their KNEES in respect for the guy that went down in the pit. THEY KNEELED BEFORE HIM. MY FAVORITE BANDS ARE ALL ON THE SAME TOUR. |
so josh was like ‘youre wearing maroon you must be the boss. you must have the biggest dick’
and then some other guy got offended and josh was like ‘oh im sorry i was just saying he had the best color on. i havent seen your penis. im sure its very big too’
(Source: mrjoshfranceschi)
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Bristol Palin’s son Tripp is 3 years old. And at an age when most children are mastering bowel control, the correct application of the indoor voice, and the distinction that Cheerios go in the mouth and not up the nose, young Master Palin has also clearly been working on his vocabulary. In a new clip from his eponymously titled Lifetime reality show “Life’s a Tripp,” Tripp pitches a meltdown as only a 3-year-old can, smacking his Aunt Willow, declaring “I hate you” to her and his mother, and capping it off by telling Willow, “Go away, you [f*****]. I don’t like you.” You what?
Tripp Palin’s Gay Slur (via darkjez)
I don’t know which is less shocking, that Bristol Palin and her son have been given a reality show on which to embarrass themselves or that Tripp is already using this term at 3 and his mom and aunt apparently don’t tell him this is wrong. Maybe what’s most shocking is that something in this vein didn’t happen in the very first episode.
(via robot-heart-politics)