Archive for November, 2007

Insanity strikes Spain. Unless he means figuratively…

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

“The Spanish are going mad - literally!” says James Allen during the F1 ITV coverage.

Fleeshman literally not very bright

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

Richard Fleeshman - who apparently used to be on Coronation Street, and now 18 is starting a new career as a singer/songwriter. Oh goody. We need more soapstars turned popstars. #

He came up with a couple of gems in a 5 minute radio interview.
Firstly: “I literally fell into acting”. ouch.
And then: “I literally disappeared…. I literally fell off the radar”. 

The man is not literally a genius.

Overheard in the pub….

Friday, November 16th, 2007
A literally mole - Emmy Harrup - writes of overhearing in the pub:
“I’m telling you, this guy literally has a finger in every pie in London.”
Hands off my pie, dammit!

From the Edwardsville “Intelligencer”…

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

From the presumably ironically entitled Edwardsville Intelligencer:
http://www.goedwardsville.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19023464&BRD=2291&PAG=461&dept_id=473647&rfi=6

“First team all-Mississippi Valley Conference center Austin Wuebbles is in football pads at the University of Missouri. Not in a Triad High School basketball uniform where head coach Sam Drake would have preferred to see him. Wuebbles graduated last year and left a huge hole to fill — both literally and figuratively.”

No. He left a huge hole to fill figuratively. He didn’t actually leave you with a large hole in the court that you had to fill in.



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