'The ZOMBIES are coming!' Government warns of living dead pandemic in witty campaign to prepare Americans for genuine disasters
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Batten down the hatches, the zombies are coming - at least according to the government.
In a bizarre public health campaign, the Homeland Security Department has warned Americans to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, in a bid to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies.
To get ready for the living dead, they urge citizens to stock up on food, batteries and water, and to keep a spare change of clothes and medication on hand.
Zombie alert: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have released a public service poster on Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic, pictured
The theory behind the tongue-in-cheek campaign is that the same preparations will come in handy during a real emergency -- whether a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.
The campaign's tagline is 'If you're ready for a zombie apocalypse, then you're ready for any emergency.'
On Thursday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency hosted an online seminar for its Citizen Corps organization to help emergency planners better prepare their communities for disaster.
Zombieland: Some of the recommendations in the campaign are reminiscent to the 2009 film 'Zombieland', pictured
And they were encouraged to use the threat of zombies - the frightening, brain-munching creatures of horror films - to get their point across.
The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention first launched the zombie apocalypse social media campaign last year and are running with the same tactic again.
They also believe Halloween being around the corner may help make people engage with their efforts.
Real disasters: The theory behind the campaign is that if people are ready for a zombie attack they will be prepared for genuine disasters, such as Hurricane Katrina in 2005, pictured
Among the government's recommendations for zombie preparedness were having an emergency evacuation plan and a change of clothes, plus keeping on hand fresh water, extra medications and emergency flashlights.
A few of the government's suggestions tracked closely with some of the 33 rules for dealing with zombies popularized in the 2009 movie Zombieland.
These included 'always carry a change of underwear' and 'when in doubt, know your way out.'
The CDC confirmed to the Daily News that it wasn't aware of any zombie-like virus or condition going around.
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If CDC is really going to put out a message about zombie preparation, why leave out the essential parts about firearms (as shown in the Zombieland image the article uses) and other self-defense measures? Everyone knows that the only way to stop a zombie is a bullet to the head (or other severe cranial damage). And what about the "double tap" rule? If you're really going to be prepared, you have to have the essential tools. But anyone who watches South Park remembers who the real zombies are - homeless panhandlers who when they take away your means of life (spare change) you become one of them.
- AggregatVier , Los Angeles, United States, 09/9/2012 22:43
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