TV Listings

Tuesday 18 September

06:10 The Hoobs

Holidays: Groove is tired and needs a holiday. The Hoobs can't all go so he will have to go on his own - but what kind of holiday would suit Groove?

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06:35 The Hoobs

Boys and Girls: Tula thinks boy and girl Tiddlypeeps like different things. But Groove's not so sure. How can they work out who's right?

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07:00 Freshly Squeezed

Celebrity interviews, exclusives, music videos and new album releases. Catch new videos from Dappy, NY and DJ Fresh, plus an acoustic performance from Delilah.

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07:30 According to Jim

Shall We Dance: Closet ballroom dancer Jim teaches Andy how to dance, so he can impress sister Dana at her wedding.

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07:55 Everybody Loves Raymond

Liars: When Ray fibs to Marie about why he failed to meet up with her, he and Debra are forced to tell more and more lies in order to cover up their previous falsehoods.

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08:25 Frasier

Daphne Hates Sherry: Daphne and Sherry just can't get on and in a fit of pique, Daphne decides to stay at Niles' apartment.

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08:55 Come Dine with Me

In Macclesfield handyman Dave Freel is hoping to nail his night with a combination of a gastro-pub inspired menu and his dazzling personality.

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09:25 Come Dine with Me

Tina Panayi is second to host in Macclesfield and plays to her strengths by giving her guests a big helping of Greek food.

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09:55 Come Dine with Me

After two days of his boasting, the rest of the party roll up at Simon Wright's in Macclesfield with high hopes. But unfortunately Simon drops his dessert and a few clangers too.

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10:30 Come Dine with Me

Last to cook in Macclesfield is Veronica O'Connor, who is planning pianists and some dinner party classics to wow her guests.

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11:00 The Renovation Game

The team and Jonnie Irwin are in the Midlands, taking on a huge unkempt garden as part of a major property makeover. But will the weather hold for them?

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12:00 Channel 4 News Summary

Includes news headlines and weather.

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12:05 Undercover Boss USA

Mike White, the President and CEO of DirecTV, goes undercover posing as an out-of-work salesman looking for a new line of work.

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13:00 River Cottage Bites

Bite-sized films from River Cottage show how to create a range of culinary treats.

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13:20 A Man Alone

(1955) In his directorial debut, Ray Milland stars as Wes Steele, a gunfighter on the run for his life for crimes he didn't commit.

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15:10 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Kate Adie is the Dictionary Corner guest.

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16:00 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.

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17:00 Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate...

...Cookery Course: Gordon tackles stress free cooking. Recipes include sticky pork ribs, a spicy chutney and an amazing chilli chicken with ginger and coriander.

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17:30 Come Dine with Me

In Dorset, bon viveur Tristan Murliss attempts to impress his guests with an evening of fine dining, an Upstairs Downstairs theme and a spot of chicken hypnosis.

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18:00 The Simpsons

Treehouse of Horror XVII: Homer ingests a blob from an asteroid and suffers insatiable hunger; Bart instructs a clay monster to be his slave; and the whole town thinks aliens are invading.

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18:30 Hollyoaks

Callum is suspicious of Ally's motives, Phoebe and Esther bond over their shared hatred of Maddie, and Cindy tries to make Tony notice her.

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19:00 Channel 4 News

Includes sports and weather.

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19:55 4thought.tv

4thought.tv asks: Should religion move with the times? Druid and Christian vicar Mark Townsend believes the church is at risk of becoming irrelevant if it doesn't modernise.

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20:00 Double Your House for Half the...

...Money: Sarah helps Edward and Louise in Buckinghamshire and Lindsey in Lincolnshire, who was born with achondroplasia and wants a bigger kitchen diner adapted to her height.

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21:00 Derren Brown: Svengali

Derren Brown's award-winning show where he extracts secret confessions from the audience and plays psychological mind games, and shares the dramatic history of Svengali.

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22:35 Big Fat Quiz of the 80s

Jimmy Carr hosts the first of three special shows, kicking off with the 1980s. Join Jonathan Ross, Jason Manford, Stephen Mangan, Micky Flanagan, Carol Vorderman and many celeb guests.

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00:15 Random Acts

Channel 4's nightly short-form arts strand. Random Acts is turning on the bright lights.

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00:20 PokerStars.co.uk European Poker...

...Tour: Day 1A of the PokerStars.co.uk European Poker Tour from Berlin kicks off with a bang as the locals get stuck in. Featuring Vanessa Selbst and Barry Greenstein.

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01:15 KOTV Boxing Weekly

The WBO Flyweight title is on the line in Manila, Philippines, where local lad Brian Viloria takes on Mexico's Omar Niño Romero. And there's another classic fight from the archives.

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01:40 Sailing: America's Cup Discovered

Oracle Team USA launch their radical new AC 72 in preparation for defending the 34th America's Cup in San Francisco.

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02:05 International Volleyball

Action from the FIVB World Volleyball League. This edition is in Sofia for the finals, with extended highlights of Cuba v Italy and USA v Poland.

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03:00 Mobil 1 The Grid

Including an update from the Italian Grand Prix; Lewis Hamilton's preview of Singapore; the Andrettis on the rise of their IndyCar team; and a look at the Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance.

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03:25 British F3

Highlights of the Cooper Tires British F3 International Series 2012. The titanic battle for the Championship resumes at the awesome Silverstone Grand Prix track.

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03:50 GE Strathclyde Park Triathlon

Graham Bell presents the penultimate round of the British Triathlon Super Series in Scotland, the GE Strathclyde Park Triathlon. The day's racing also includes a Paratriathlon event.

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04:45 Freesports on 4

The former Westergasfabriek (Western Gas Factory) in Amsterdam is the venue for the fourth edition of skateboarding's now legendary Vans Downtown Showdown.

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05:10 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.

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09:00 Undercover Boss USA

Kim Schaefer, the CEO of Great Wolf Lodge, North America's largest chain of indoor water park resorts, goes undercover in her own company to see how the business is really working.

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10:00 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.

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11:00 Baking Mad with Eric Lanlard

Simon, Sam and Dorothy battle it out to make the best fruit cake ever. In his Quick Bake Eric makes maple pecan sticky bars and arctic roll.

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11:30 Hollyoaks

Jacqui and Myra enjoy a night on the town while Rhys tries to hold his family together, and Cindy is left feeling neglected when Tony leaves her to spend an evening with the students.

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12:00 Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate...

...Cookery Course: Gordon Ramsay shows how to keep it simple in the kitchen. Recipes include chilli beef lettuce wraps, miso-poached salmon, and a guide to buying perfect fish.

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12:30 Come Dine with Me

Second to host in Durham and Wearside is gypsy wedding supplier Paula Thompson, who's hoping to bring a touch of sparkle with her black and bling themed evening.

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13:00 The Renovation Game

The team and Jonnie Irwin are in the Midlands, taking on a huge unkempt garden as part of a major property makeover. But will the weather hold for them?

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14:00 Undercover Boss USA

Bryan Bedford, the CEO of Frontier Airlines, goes undercover in his own company. Bryan's first job is to get down and dirty as he drains a plane's toilets after a long flight.

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15:00 Come Dine with Me

In Macclesfield handyman Dave Freel is hoping to nail his night with a combination of a gastro-pub inspired menu and his dazzling personality.

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15:30 Come Dine with Me

Tina Panayi is second to host in Macclesfield and plays to her strengths by giving her guests a big helping of Greek food.

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16:00 Come Dine with Me

After two days of his boasting, the rest of the party roll up at Simon Wright's in Macclesfield with high hopes. But unfortunately Simon drops his dessert and a few clangers too.

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16:30 Come Dine with Me

Last to cook in Macclesfield is Veronica O'Connor, who is planning pianists and some dinner party classics to wow her guests.

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17:00 River Cottage Bites

Bite-sized films from River Cottage show how to create a range of culinary treats.

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17:15 Countdown

Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Kate Adie is the Dictionary Corner guest.

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18:00 Deal or No Deal

Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000.

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19:00 Location, Location, Location

Kirstie and Phil are in prime commuter territory in Hertfordshire, helping newly-engaged Liz and Neil in Tring and David and Claire in St Albans.

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20:00 Secrets of Poundland: Channel 4...

...Dispatches: As other High Street retailers struggle for survival, discount leader Poundland is booming. Dispatches investigates how Poundland sells so cheaply, yet makes so much money.

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20:30 Food Unwrapped

New series exploring the industry secrets behind our favourite food. Kate and Matt investigate the wax on our lemons in Spain and Thailand, and Matt gets the real story behind formed ham.

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21:00 999: What's Your Emergency?

Filmed with police, fire and ambulance teams in Blackpool, this programme focuses on kids, who are taking up more and more of the emergency services' time.

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22:00 The Audience

New series in which a group of strangers help someone resolve a life-changing dilemma. 50 strangers follow Ian Wainwright for a week to decide if he should continue to run the family dairy.

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23:05 Fatal Flight 447: Chaos in the...

...Cockpit: Based on the black box recordings, this documentary captures what happened in the cockpit of Air France Flight 447 during one of the most infamous flights in aviation history.

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00:05 Derren Brown: Svengali

Derren Brown's award-winning show where he extracts secret confessions from the audience and plays psychological mind games, and shares the dramatic history of Svengali.

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01:40 The Million Pound Drop Live

Continuing the new series Davina McCall is at the helm as new pairs take on the Drop in an attempt to win big. Another lucky viewer will play alongside a celeb later in the series.

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03:10 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

The irrepressible Alan Carr returns with a new series and the first show sees him joined by guests - US pop star Pink, Gok Wan, Adam Hills and some of the recent Paralympian heroes.

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04:05 Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate...

...Cookery Course: Gordon tackles stress free cooking. Recipes include sticky pork ribs, a spicy chutney and an amazing chilli chicken with ginger and coriander.

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04:30 Come Dine with Me

In Dorset, bon viveur Tristan Murliss attempts to impress his guests with an evening of fine dining, an Upstairs Downstairs theme and a spot of chicken hypnosis.

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11:00 The Admirable Crichton

(1957) Kenneth More stars as the perfect butler who assumes command when he, his aristocratic employer (Cecil Parker) and his family and friends are shipwrecked on a desert island.

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12:55 I Was a Male War Bride

(1949) Comedy with Cary Grant as a French army officer who marries American WAC Ann Sheridan in post-war Germany but finds he must become a war bride to accompany her to the States.

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15:00 I Was Monty's Double

(1958) M E Clifton James reprises his real-life wartime role impersonating Montgomery in order to fool the Germans in this gripping tale of one of the war's most extraordinary stories.

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17:00 The Third Man

(1949) Thriller starring Orson Welles as Harry Lime, who dominates Carol Reed's atmospheric adaptation of Graham Greene's novel set in a crime-ridden post-war Vienna.

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19:05 The Italian Job

(1969) The classic British crime caper movie, starring Michael Caine, Noël Coward and three nippy little Minis, all after some Italian gold bullion.

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21:00 Shooter

(2007) Thriller starring Mark Wahlberg as an ex-marksman called out of retirement by Danny Glover to foil an assassination attempt on the President. Bloody violence/strong language.

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23:25 Las Acacias

(2011) Argentinian drama about a trucker who agrees to take a stranger on an 800-mile journey. Her young baby is an unexpected extra passenger, but a bond gradually forms. In Spanish/subs.

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01:05 Secrets and Lies

(1996) Mike Leigh's film stars Marianne Jean-Baptiste as a young black woman in search of her natural mother, who turns out to be Brenda Blethyn. Strong language.

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08:55 Secret Location

Angela moved in with her sister while looking for her first home, but a year later she's no further forward. Her love of expensive areas like Chiswick isn't helping. Can Sunita Shroff help?

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10:00 Four in a Bed

Cat-lover Eileen Finn welcomes guests to her four-star Thornley House in Northumbria. But Eileen's beloved and very large Maine Coon cats are not to all of her guests' liking.

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10:35 Relocation, Relocation

Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp are in the north of Scotland helping two desperate house-hunters, who have long commutes to work, to find their first home together.

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11:40 The Bravados

(1958) Joan Collins and Gregory Peck star in this brooding western, with Peck as a driven man who hunts down four escaped prisoners he believes are responsible for the murder of his wife.

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13:30 Time Team

Tony Robinson and the Team are invited to unearth the secrets of one of the best-preserved archaeological sites in Britain: the deserted medieval village of Ulnaby in county Durham.

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14:30 Time Team

Tony and the Team travel to the Scottish island of Mull, to investigate what they hope are the remains of a chapel set up by St Columba when he brought Christianity to the north of Britain.

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15:35 Four Rooms

Can tiles featured on the Beatles' Abbey Road album cover, original artwork from Reservoir Dogs, Ku Klux Klan costumes or Richard Burton's fur coat earn their owners life-changing money?

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16:40 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away

Property experts Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine Harman help Jean Horsley decide on whether to buy in Wiltshire, to be near her grandchildren, or in rural Galicia, north-west Spain.

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17:45 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun

Laura Hamilton takes sailing fanatics Berto and Angie Janssen from Hampshire to South Tenerife in search of a holiday home they can enjoy with their large family.

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18:50 Come Dine with Me

In this celebrity episode, Diane Abbot MP takes on TV presenter and motor-mouth Terry Christian, serial WAG Danielle Lloyd, and ballet dancer Wayne Sleep.

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19:55 Grand Designs

Paul and Penny knock down their million-pound home in south London to build a contemporary mansion. But the challenges presented by this complex build soon start to bite.

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21:00 Secret Eaters

The White Olivers want to live more healthily for the sake of daughter Ellie. But mum Leanne and dad Craig don't know where they are going wrong. And how much more do we eat when in groups?

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22:00 Embarrassing Bodies

The doctors visit Bristol, where they meet Jo, who has sweaty hair, and Aaron, who's got a rash on his penis. And Amir gets a shocking diagnosis concerning his lactating nipples.

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23:05 Thelma's Gypsy Girls

For some of Thelma's girls, it's their first time in a professional workplace. But will the business survive after one girl commits an act Thelma describes as 'pure evil'?

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00:10 Secret Eaters

The White Olivers want to live more healthily for the sake of daughter Ellie. But mum Leanne and dad Craig don't know where they are going wrong. And how much more do we eat when in groups?

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01:15 Embarrassing Bodies

The doctors visit Bristol, where they meet Jo, who has sweaty hair, and Aaron, who's got a rash on his penis. And Amir gets a shocking diagnosis concerning his lactating nipples.

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02:15 Thelma's Gypsy Girls

For some of Thelma's girls, it's their first time in a professional workplace. But will the business survive after one girl commits an act Thelma describes as 'pure evil'?

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06:00 Switched

Shy and reserved Nicole, from small-town Florida, swaps lives for the weekend with outgoing comedian Sabrina from Toronto.

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06:20 Switched

Extreme sports enthusiast Jake slows down enough to enjoy life at a Florida stable, while Southern belle Sara leaves the shelter of home for the first time to join a street luge team.

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06:45 Supernanny US

Stay-at-home mum Danielle Colombo from Florida is overwhelmed by her two misbehaving boys, aged three and four, while still doing her best with her one-year-old daughter. Jo Frost advises.

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07:25 One Tree Hill

Every Picture Tells a Story: An uninvited guest throws a spanner in the works at Quinn's gallery launch. Elsewhere, Haley is in mourning after her mum's death.

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08:10 Rules of Engagement

Ghost Story: Audrey is upset when Jeff says that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost.

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08:40 Rules of Engagement

The Four Pillars: Adam struggles to take an engagement photo that he likes. Jeff and Audrey go to a relationship counselling session.

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09:05 Supernanny US

Stay-at-home mum Danielle Colombo from Florida is overwhelmed by her two misbehaving boys, aged three and four, while still doing her best with her one-year-old daughter. Jo Frost advises.

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10:05 Ugly Betty

Backseat Betty: Betty tries to ask Hilda's rebellious ex-boyfriend on a date, Marc offers Justin advice, and Daniel tells Amanda about the Community of the Phoenix.

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11:05 Desperate Housewives

Suspicion Song: Bree is harassed by Chuck Vance, who has suspicions about her involvement in Alejandro's disappearance. Lynette hatches a wedding anniversary plan to salvage her marriage.

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12:00 Scrubs

My Saving Grace: Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong foes Dr Kelso and Dr Cox ally to oust Dr Maddox (Courteney Cox) from Sacred Heart.

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12:30 Hollyoaks

Jacqui and Myra enjoy a night on the town while Rhys tries to hold his family together, and Cindy is left feeling neglected when Tony leaves her to spend an evening with the students.

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13:00 How I Met Your Mother

Unfinished: When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney tries to woo him by using his best womanising tactics.

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13:30 How I Met Your Mother

Subway Wars: The gang race against each other, using different methods of transport, to get to a restaurant where Woody Allen has been spotted. Who will arrive first?

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14:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Codpiece Topology: Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard rushing back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay.

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14:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Barbarian Sublimation: Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and pesters Sheldon for advice.

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15:00 Rules of Engagement

Ghost Story: Audrey is upset when Jeff says that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost.

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15:30 Rules of Engagement

The Four Pillars: Adam struggles to take an engagement photo that he likes. Jeff and Audrey go to a relationship counselling session.

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16:00 Ugly Betty

Backseat Betty: Betty tries to ask Hilda's rebellious ex-boyfriend on a date, Marc offers Justin advice, and Daniel tells Amanda about the Community of the Phoenix.

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17:00 How I Met Your Mother

Unfinished: When Ted declines Barney's offer to design the new GNB building, Barney tries to woo him by using his best womanising tactics.

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17:30 How I Met Your Mother

Subway Wars: The gang race against each other, using different methods of transport, to get to a restaurant where Woody Allen has been spotted. Who will arrive first?

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18:00 The Big Bang Theory

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, while Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum.

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18:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech.

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19:00 Hollyoaks

Callum is given reason to suspect Ally isn't all he seems, while Maddie makes an effort to befriend Phoebe - but does she have an ulterior motive?

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19:30 How I Met Your Mother

Something Blue: At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney overhears Ted and Robin discussing a secret. He wheedles it out of them and learns that they have split up.

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20:00 How I Met Your Mother

Karma: Barney thinks the way that Quinn is manipulating him is payback for the way he has treated women in the past. Ted is still upset about Robin moving out.

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20:30 The Big Bang Theory

The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge.

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21:00 New Girl

Brand new series - Backslide: Upset about splitting up with Russell, Jess goes out for a few drinks and hooks up with her ex-boyfriend Paul, but they view their night together differently.

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21:30 Suburgatory

Brand new series - Driving Miss Dalia: When Tessa passes her driving test on her first try, Dalia - who has failed to get her licence seven times - bribes her 'friend' to drive her around.

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22:00 Hollyoaks Later

Brendan searches for Mick, Mitzeee toys with a desperate solution to her dilemma, and in Amsterdam Neil has a bizarre encounter.

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23:00 iTunes Festival 2012

Nick Grimshaw and Annie Mac host another packed week of music, with help from Will Best, as The Roundhouse welcomes The Killers, Jack White, Labrinth and Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds.

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00:05 The Big Bang Theory

The Precious Fragmentation: The gang squabble over a ring that they believe was used in The Lord of the Rings movies, while Sheldon seems to be turning into Gollum.

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00:35 The Big Bang Theory

The Pants Alternative: Sheldon has been awarded a prestigious prize but is scared of collecting the award at a ceremony because he knows he'll have to make a speech.

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01:00 Hollyoaks Later

Brendan searches for Mick, Mitzeee toys with a desperate solution to her dilemma, and in Amsterdam Neil has a bizarre encounter.

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02:05 Scrubs

My Saving Grace: Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong foes Dr Kelso and Dr Cox ally to oust Dr Maddox (Courteney Cox) from Sacred Heart.

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02:30 How I Met Your Mother

Something Blue: At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney overhears Ted and Robin discussing a secret. He wheedles it out of them and learns that they have split up.

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02:55 Desperate Housewives

Suspicion Song: Bree is harassed by Chuck Vance, who has suspicions about her involvement in Alejandro's disappearance. Lynette hatches a wedding anniversary plan to salvage her marriage.

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03:35 Pete Versus Life

Older Woman: Pete meets an attractive older lady at an art auction and they hit it off, but being a 'toy boy' has its complications.

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04:05 90210

A Trip to the Moon: Jackie surprises Silver by throwing her a half-birthday party that harks back to the celebrations she used to have as a child.

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04:45 The War at Home

Super Dave: After overhearing Larry calling him a hero, Dave decides to be a good dad and take the boys to a comic book convention.

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05:05 Switched

Small-town award-winning cheerleader Jordan gets a chance to swap her pom-poms for roller skates in this switch with Ally, a self-proclaimed rocker and champion artistic roller skater.

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07:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX

Wake up with 4Music as we kick the morning off with the hottest tracks and the latest celebrity news and gossip.

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09:00 THE BREAKFAST FIX

Wake up with 4Music as we kick the morning off with the hottest tracks and the latest celebrity news and gossip.

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09:30 EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT...TOP 5

The five biggest songs that everyone is talking about today.

09:55 VIP TRACK OF THE WEEK!

This week's must-hear track as selected by 4Music.

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10:00 THIS WEEK'S FRESH MUSIC TOP 20

Miquita Oliver counts down 4Music's pick of the 20 biggest tracks of the week, featuring the latest videos from the hottest new artists.

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12:00 FIIIGHT! 90S VS NOUGHTIES TOP 20

B*Witched vs Katy Perry, Five vs Take That: this is the battle of the century, as Will Best pits the best of the 90s up against the finest pop acts of the noughties.

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14:00 PINK: REAL STORIES

Born Alecia Moore, Pink has transformed from problem child to problem pop star! Dave Berry unearths the hilarious tales behind one of the most outspoken pop sensations of recent years.

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15:00 VIP TRACK OF THE WEEK!

This week's must-hear track as selected by 4Music.

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15:05 TODAY'S 4MUSIC TOP 10

These are the 10 hottest tracks right now!

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16:00 EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT... LIVE!

We are live on air! 4Music's Amie Garner serves up today's biggest showbiz stories and the freshest music videos. Plus, you can get involved in the show right now - 4music.com has all the details!

18:00 UKHOT40: THE TOP 20

Dave Wartnaby counts down the 20 biggest songs of the week.

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20:00 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

Kris thinks Bruce is losing his hearing. Rob tells Kourtney the reason why they don't hang out together any more.

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20:30 KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

Kim develops a rash on her body and Bruce is concerned about Kendall.

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21:00 GLORY DAZE: Hungry Like Teen Wolf

As the pledges prepare for their first social event with the girls from Kappa Theta, Joel goes to Father Sullivan for advice on how to get his life back on track. Meanwhile, Eli gets in touch with his animal side and the fraternity may be stuck with an extremely strict faculty advisor, unless they can convince Professor Haines to take the job.

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22:00 SMACK THE PONY

Smack the Pony - the stylish, original and utterly uninhibited sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips. Distinctly contemporary. Decidedly maverick.

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22:30 SMACK THE PONY

Smack the Pony - the stylish, original and utterly uninhibited sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips. Distinctly contemporary. Decidedly maverick.

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23:00 SPACED 3/7: Mettle

Sinister sabotage seriously threatens Mike and Tim's chances of winning Robot Wars, while Daisy gets a job in Hell's Kitchen and Brian faces the terrifying prospect of an exhibition.

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23:30 SPACED 4/7: Help

Tim faces a race against time when Daisy accidentally jeopardises his job. Daisy and Marsha vow to get fit, while Brian decides to tell his mother the truth about his chosen career.

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00:00 iTUNES FESTIVAL 2012: T4 HIGHLIGHTS

Annie Mac, Nick Grimshaw and fellow presenter Will Best introduce all the highlights so far at the halfway point of the iTunes Festival 2012. Featuring performances by P!nk, Olly Murs, Labrinth and Conor Maynard.

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00:35 BALLS OF STEEL

The Annoying Devil returns to greet Tyneside's favourite son, Alan Shearer. Neg leaps on the backs of unsuspecting European tourists for his legendary 'Big Stranger Rodeo'. Alex Zane introduces sex toys in his evil game show, and the Bunny Boiler plays the Baywatch babe as she tries to give other girls' boyfriends the kiss of life.

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01:25 BALLS OF STEEL

Mr Inappropriate tries his hand at door-to-door double glazing sales... at 4am. The Annoying Devil channels all of his energy into making one man's life a living hell, and Olivia Lee is back in Hollywood.

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02:05 SMACK THE PONY

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02:35 SMACK THE PONY

Smack the Pony - the stylish, original and utterly uninhibited sketch show starring Fiona Allen, Doon Mackichan and Sally Phillips. Distinctly contemporary. Decidedly maverick.

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