'Come and see me tarts': Status Quo rocker Francis Rossi tells of Savile's sick invite to join in his dressing room 'sex party'

As he awaited his first big break on TV, Staus Quo frontman Francios Rossi was approached by the presenter Jimmy Savile. To his shock, Savile said: 'Come and see me tarts.'

'David Beckham is thick as bat s***!' New Zealand PM accused of ridiculing football legend's intelligence

Guest: David Beckham pays a visit to New Zealand in 2008, when he also met current Prime Minister John Key. Recalling their meeting during a recent visit to an Auckland school, Mr Key is accused of labeling the former England captain as 'thick as bat s***'

John Key is accused of labeling the former England captain as 'thick as bat s**t' on a recent visit to a school in Auckland.

Girl, 8, revealed as Jimmy Savile's youngest victim launches claim to sue his £4.3million estate as builder, 52, claims he is BBC star's lovechild

Investigated: There are now 300 child abuse allegations against Jimmy Savile

Former victim says the late DJ, pictured, molested her at Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, while she was recovering after an operation in 1986.

Drama teacher facing the sack after she is convicted of hitting pupil, 13, with folder for talking in class

Drama teacher Vanessa Greening could be sacked after she was found guilty of smacking a pupil over the head with a folder

Vanessa Hermione Greening, 49, lost her temper with the child as he watched other pupils perform at a high school in Tipton, in the West Midlands.

Savile advised Prince Charles over the appointment of a royal aide

Advisor: Prince Charles with Jimmy Saville and deputy Lord lieutenant, Ian Thornber, share a joke after the prince arrived in Glencoe for a visit

Charles and the former DJ, pictured , are said to have met with former major-general Sir Christopher Airy before he was offered the post of the royal couple's private secretary and treasurer in 1990.

'I did it for my children': Solicitor reveals why she spent millions in custody battle with ex-husband

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Anna Kavanagh (pictured) and her former husband Giles spent millions of pounds on barristers and court hearings, losing their £3.2million home and ending up with only £90,000 between them.

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The best way to get a good night's sleep? Lose the beer belly!

Those who lost around a stone in weight reported a 20 per cent improvement in sleep quality, on average

People who lost around a stone in weight reported a significant improvement in sleep quality, say researchers at Johns Hopkins University in the U.S.

Brummie accents baffle automated phone system... at Birmingham City Council

Proud Brummie: Councillor Mike Leddy spent half an hour grappling with the voice recognition system -which speaks with a northern accent- before giving up and ringing a human being instead.

Exasperated locals have been left waiting for hours and repeatedly been transferred to the wrong department because the strong accent has baffled the software.

Romanian tourist board to use alleged links between British royalty and DRACULA to boost UK visitors

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The Romanian National Tourist Office plans to promote the Royal Family's assumed link to Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia (pictured right with Prince Charles left).

So much for impartiality! Tory minister insists Romney is 'not stupid' and warns Obama's economic recovery is fueled by debt

Iain Duncan Smith said Barack Obama's White House had seen the national debt rise from $500billion to $1.3trillion

With less than 48 hours until the result, Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith breaks with the convention of British ministers not commenting on foreign elections to leap to the defence of the Republican challenger.

Families 'disgusted' as firework fun is extinguished: Sparklers snuffed out by over-zealous 'elf and safety officers

Health and safety officers extinguished the fun for many by banning sparklers at 70 displays (file picture)

The Round Table group, which organised 70 firework parties this year in public parks and stadiums, has also spoken out against the rules, which it says it is bound to comply with.

'Telling truth about Nazis cost me my friends': Bergerac star John Nettles ostracised on Jersey after collaboration study

John Nettles, who is still well remembered for playing the TV detective in the show set in Jersey, was outcast by friends and sent hate mail after presenting a documentary into the Nazi occupation of the island

John Nettles, who is still well remembered for playing the TV detective in the show set in Jersey, was outcast by friends and sent hate mail after presenting a documentary into the Nazi occupation of the island.

Welcome to the Hop On Inn! Landlord transforms vintage Routemaster double-decker bus into mobile pub

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41-year-old pub landlord Colin Flitter bought the classic 1966 red Routemaster from eBay for 18,500 and spent 14,000 pounds turning it into the aptly named Hop On Inn. The lower deck has been converted into a fully functional bar - complete with beer pumps.

Olympic cycling champion Bradley Wiggins ditches trademark sideburns so he is less easy to spot

Bradley Wiggins shaves off his sideburns to be less recognisable to fans

The sideburns (left) have become synonymous with his rising sport stardom, winning the Tour de France and seven Olympic medals this year. He plans to 'do it all again' next year hair-free (right).

Traffic warden 'caught threatening to hand out parking ticket ticket... then letting off driver in return for £20 bribe'

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A journalist was parked without a ticket on a street in London's Mayfair when a civil enforcement officer wearing a Westminster City Council jacket approached and threatened to fine him.

'Even though she has wrecked my life... I will always love her': The incredible admission of father about ex-wife who killed their daughter

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As Dawn Makin (pictured) sits in prison at the start of her 12 year sentence for stabbing their daughter Chloe (inset) to death, Michael Burke has made the stunning remarks as he blames her state of mind at the time. Labeled by Michael as a 'devoted' and 'lovely mum' it was just two years after the end of their relationship that Makin was found lying unconscious next to the body of Chloe on a bed surrounded by cuddly toys at their family home.

Teenage British soldier stabbed to death in Cyprus nightclub during fight with UK tourists

The soldier killed in Cyprus has been named as David Lee Collins

The teenage soldier, named as David Lee Collins, was knifed during a brawl between four off-duty soldiers and three British holidaymakers at the Black & White club in Ayia Napa, Cyprus, police said.

An austerity Christmas: Asda offers turkey and all the trimmings for just £2.47 a person

Deals: Families will be able to enjoy a cheap Christmas dinner if they want

A Christmas food price survey saw Asda beat off competition from its rivals, including Morrisons. With increasing bills and fuel costs the cheap option may be tempting.

Why the cost of Christmas lunch has soared more than 10% above inflation

Expensive bird: The average cost of a turkey has risen with over £3.50 as supermarkets blame wet weather and higher demands for the hefty price tags

Supermarkets blame wet weather and higher demands for the rising costs, with the average price for a 9lb turkey has risen with over £3.50 since last Christmas.

The British are coming! Over the centuries, we've invaded a staggering nine out of 10 of the world's nations

A new study has found the Empire's global reach was underestimated and that almost 90 per cent of the world's countries have been invaded by Britain

A new study has found that the Empire's global reach has been underestimated with just 22 of almost 200 countries never experiencing a British invasion.

Top judge blasts EU arrest warrant that forces Britons abroad to face trial 'unworkable'

Scandal: Andrew Symeou was eventually released after being jailed in Greece thanks to some unreliable evidence

Lord Justice Thomas said the European Arrest Warrant can become 'unworkable' because standards in the legal and criminal justice systems of some countries are not 'up to scratch'.

Cancer expert who treated Mo Mowlam brands Liverpool Care Pathway 'the most corrupt practice in British medicine'

Oncologist Professor Mark Glaser

Professor Mark Glaser said the Pathway is employed by Health Service managers to clear bed space and to achieve targets that bring more money to their hospitals.

Bonfire night set to be a washout as heavy rain sparks flood warnings across the country on coldest November 5 in 14 years

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Heavy deluges of rain caused flash flooding in some places, with Dorset, Devon, Somerset and Wiltshire the worst affected. Firework displays scheduled for over the weekend and tonight have been cancelled due to soggy ground following heavy rain. And a surprise icy blast led to parts of southern England blanketed in snow, with some areas experiencing snowfall as deep as 15cm during the night. Today will be the coldest November 5 since daily temperature records began in 1999, as temperatures reach a maximum of 9C.
The wet weather prompted the Environment Agency to issue of a number of flood warnings in England and Wales today.

Double transplant patient targetted by internet troll who said 'he didn't deserve his organs'

Chris Richardson, from Walker, Newcastle upon Tyne, whose life was saved by a double heart and lung transplant, but he has now been targeted by internet trolls who told him he didn't deserve his life-saving organs

Chris Richardson, pictured, who was born with a congenital heart defect and left wheelchair bound, had a heart and lung transplant at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle five years ago.

UK economy 'will power ahead of EU while some single currency nations head towards catastrophic civil unrest', expert warns

Dangers: Experts fear growing economic turmoil in the EU would provoke a rise in civil unrest, similar to that seen in Greece, where anti-austerity protesters regularly clash with authorities

A think-tank fears economic problems will spill over into social breakdown in many areas of Europe as unemployment soars and governments run out of money.

Firms who pay the £7.20-an-hour living wage should get government contracts, says Ed Miliband

Labour leader Ed Miliband is considering introducing rules rules that would see Whitehall contracts awarded to firms who pay workers the living wage or above

The Labour leader wants to name and shame firms who do not pay the living wage - currently £8.30 an hour in London and £7.20 in the rest of the country - to encourage more companies to sign up.

Female executives told to ditch the guilt over putting their kids in childcare and focus on their careers

Professor Uta Frith says women are being held back by the feeling that they have to spend as much time as possible looking after their families and should avail themselves of alternatives

Professor Uta Frith says women are being held back by the feeling that they have to spend as much time as possible looking after their families and should avail themselves of alternatives.

Claims that top Tory abused boys 'must be investigated again' says children's commissioner

Allegations: The former Bryn Estyn children's home in North Wales

Keith Towler said a full investigation was the only way to resolve 'understandable' concerns that there had been a cover-up over the full extent of abuse at the Bryn Estyn children's home..

Middle-class families may have to tell taxman how they split chores to get child benefit

Tax officials could quiz unmarried parents about their relationship if they suspect anomalies in their tax returns

As part of changes to child benefits, the taxman will be able to call up claimants and quiz them about the 'stability' of their relationship, if HMRC records show anomalies.

Wouldn't his dad be proud: Brigadier son of Falklands hero Colonel 'H' Jones to take charge of our 9,000 troops in Afghanistan

Brigadier Rupert Jones, son of Falklands hero Colonel 'H' Jones, will take command of Britain's 9,000 troops in Afghanistan

Brigadier Rupert Jones, pictured, was 13 when his father died during a one-man charge on an Argentine trench in the Battle of Goose Green in 1982, for which he was posthumously awarded the Victoria Cross.

Comet investors ‘could walk away with profit’ despite guiding electrical firm into administration

Comet: All stores should be staying open, a spokesman said

OpCapita, a ‘turnaround specialist’ backed by American investment companies, bought Comet for £2 last year, but has failed to put the business back on its feet.

BBC chose not to televise Queen Mother's 100th birthday celebrations because it clashed with NEIGHBOURS

'Of little importance': The Queen Mother with Prince Charles during the procession at the event organised by Sir Parker who claims that the BBC thought it was 'of no interest to the public'

It was a decision which left Britons puzzled for years. Major Sir Michael Parker, who organised the event for the Queen Mother (pictured), claims that it was not broadcast because of the Australian soap.

Press freedom campaigners hail resignation of Labour MP MacShane but warn regulation could stop similar scandals being exposed

Disgraced: MacShane quit the commons over thousands of pounds in false expenses claims

Heather Brooke, whose inquiries triggered the MPs' expenses storm three years ago, said Leveson should bear the cases in mind when he publishes his report on the regulation of newspapers..

Bus passes and TV licences for rich pensioners are an anomaly, declares IDS as he calls for well-off to hand back perks

Misgivings: Iain Duncan Smith said rich pensioners should give up some of their benefits

Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith said he was lukewarm about the Prime Minister's pledge to preserve benefits enjoyed by the elderly for the lifetime of this parliament.

Clarke's soft sentencing means tens of thousands will escape jail terms

Former Justice Secretary Ken Clarke's 'soft' sentencing policies will mean tens of thousands of prisoners will avoid jail

Figures released by the Ministry of Justice yesterday show the former Justice Secretary's sentencing reforms will have a marked effect on prisoner numbers in coming years.

Secret courts will save us from terror says Clarke as he warns Britain could be forced to pay out to suspects

'Cloak of secrecy': The former justice minister defended the government's plans to have evidence from spies heard in private

The former Justice Secretary will back the need to keep evidence from spies out of the public domain as he defends the Government's 'secret courts' plans.

Conservative MP's secret 'guerrilla' plot with Labour's Ed Balls to make sure EU budget vote was ambushed

Rebel Tory MP Douglas Carswell had secret talks with Labour's Ed Balls

Harwich MP Douglas Carswell discussed the rebellion with a member of Shadow Chancellor Mr Balls's entourage to make sure the rebel Tory-Labour ambush was carried out with deadly effect.

U.S. election goes down to the wire: Obama and Romney target key states in last-minute scramble for votes

How the voting battleground could shape up coast to coast

Poll after poll over the weekend confirmed it would be one of the closest presidential elections in US history, putting the two White House contenders in a dead heat. The pair were neck and neck in four swing states which are likely to determine the winner of the White House, according to a Reuters/Ipsos poll.

Illegal immigrant who sexually assaulted teenage girl went on run for two years after police released him on bail

Accused: Mohammed Shah Nawaz-Cheema went on the run for over two years after being released on police bail for rape

An illegal immigrant who sexually assaulted a teenage girl was freed by police to go on the run for over two years after he sneaked out of the UK through the Channel Tunnel.

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Is Cameron hiding 130 texts with Rebekah? PM accused of withholding intimate exchanges as Downing St insists it didn't possess a single one

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Two messages between the PM and the former News International chief were leaked yesterday, laying bare the cosy relationship between the pair.

Now supply teachers are caught in offshore tax row: Taxpayers 'lose millions because staff are employed by foreign firms'

Thousands of teachers and other public sector workers are employed by off-shore firms in a scheme described as ¿the next big UK tax scandal¿ (file picture)

Taxpayers are losing out on millions of pounds in national insurance contributions because of the controversial arrangements, a BBC investigation has claimed.

Killer ash disease may already have swept the whole of UK: Fears the infection is moving quicker than thought

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Reports from members of the public suggest the disease threatening ash trees has spread as far north as Edinburgh, as far south as Brighton and Bournemouth and as far west as Exeter.

£280m-a-year aid programme for India to be axed... but we won't be keeping the money

Justine Greening

The programme has been reviewed by Development Secretary Justine Greening, but the cash saved from the axe will be diverted to other aid projects abroad.

Snow-vember's here: Blizzards sweep in leaving 6in blanket of white as heavy rain sparks flood warnings across Britain

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While snow fell across the South and West Country, heavy rain in the South-East and East Anglia has sparked flood warnings while experts announced tomorrow will be the coldest Bonfire Night in 14 years. There was already localised flooding (Croscombe, left) and snow (fields near Bath, centre) in Somerset. Further north the flurries were heavier, creating treacherous conditions for walkers in Crookburn Bridge, Cumbria (right).

National Trust rejects £1million 'James Bond' island left as a gift by flamboyant aristocrat said to be the model for 007

Count Robin de la Lanne-Mirrlees

Count Robin de la Lanne-Mirrlees, whose bed-hopping, colourful life was said to be the model for James Bond, wanted to leave ownership of Little Bernera off the coast of the Isle of Lewis to the nation.

'Before I knew it he was on his way': Mum gives birth to fifth child in hospital car park after new arrival comes early

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Tara McPhee (pictured) was expecting to give birth to her fifth child later this week but baby Shia decided to appear early meaning she ended up giving birth in the car park at Queen Alexandra Hospital in Portsmouth.

Boy, 4, born with rare condition that makes one hand copy the other when he moves it is found to have tumour behind his eye

Mirror hands save boy

Meet the little boy whose rare 'mirror' hands have saved his life. Ethan Burn, from Surrey, has a rare condition which causes his hand movements to exactly mirror each other.

The secret of perfect pins: Curves and length are most desirable in a pair of women's legs

Perfect pins: Kate Moss, the Duchess of Cambridge and Miranda Kerr

Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham and the Duchess of Cambridge all have legs that fit the formula behind what are considered beautiful legs. Even Barbie Dolls and ancient Greek sculptures possess the secret ingredients.

If you are a perfectionist - blame your parents: Aiming to be the best is determined by your genes

Gwyneth Paltrow in May 2012

Pursuing perfection runs in the family, one example being self-confessed perfectionist Gwyneth Paltrow (pictured) whose mother is successful actress Blythe Danner.

Lashings of fun as the Famous Five make TV comeback amid increasing demand for adventure stories

Derring-do: The tales of adventure are set to fill a gap in the lives of many child who spend increasing time inside

Enid Blyton’s Famous Five books are being developed into a drama series by renowned independent producer Kindle Entertainment, with sources at both Sky and the BBC saying they are interested.

Pay and dismay! The seaside parking spaces that could be all yours (if you've got a staggering £50,000 to spare)

Interest: According to the company putting the lots up for sale they have already had more than 60 people interested in the spaces

The princely sum has been earmarked for five car parking spaces in the Cornish seaside town of St Ives - as they go up for auction this month. The price of the spaces, which is around 30 seconds walking distance from the centre of the popular beach fronted town, is more than twice the average £22,000 a year wage in the county.

The binge-drinking backlash: Badly-behaved drunk celebrities are persuading young people to give up alcohol

Fun night out? Maria Fowler (right), who appeared in TV show 'The Only Way is Essex', giggles in the back of a cab

Contrary to public opinion about British youths, alcohol consumption among those aged 16-24 is falling. Experts say this is partly due to them disliking celebrity excess culture.

Human remains found in shallow pool identified as those of missing vet Catherine Gowing

Catherine Gowing's remains have been found in a shallow pool in a field in Sealand, Deeside

Catherine Gowing, 37, was reported missing when she failed to turn up for work at a veterinary practice in Mold, Flintshire in North Wales last month.

Families face £1,200 bill for public sector pensions as expert reveals 80 per cent of funds is paid for by taxpayer

Michael Johnson Pensions Expert

A majority of public worker pensions will be funded by the taxpayer within five years, with the shortfall rising 77-fold in 11 years, say pensions expert Michael Johnson.

Oops! Joe Biden forgets Barack Obama's name as he continues his run of campaign gaffes with just one day until election

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Vice President Joe Biden, who has previously misremembered what state and what century he was in, now seems to have forgotten that Barack Obama is the president.

All tied up! Obama and Romney deadlocked in national polls as race for White house comes down to wire

Deadlocked: Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are tied in four national polls as the 2012 race for the White House enters a dramatic final 48 hours

Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are deadlocked in four national polls as the 2012 race for the White House enters a dramatic final 48 hours.

Worker dies after being electrocuted at Marks & Spencer store in busy shopping centre

Tragic: A contractor has died after being electrocuted in a Marks and Spencer (M&S) store in the Royal Victoria Place shopping centre in Tunbridge Wells. This is a file picture

The man died after suffering an electric shock in a Marks & Spencer (M&S;) store in the Royal Victoria Place shopping centre in Tunbridge Wells.

Formula fun! Remarkable 360-degree camera mounted on Red Bull F1 car lets you take control of high-speed views

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Racing fans can interact with footage captured on a Norwegian-designed spherical camera strapped to an F1 car, rotating the angle at will. Red Bull Racing teamed up with Norway-based Making View to showcase the technology with a video clip on its website. It allows the viewer to switch from seeing the race from the driver's perspective, to surveying behind the car, or even hovering above the vehicle (pictured), all at the touch of a button on their computer keyboard.

Vintage car enthusiasts battle the elements and breakdowns during the London to Brighton rally

Feeling the cold: Driver Andre Convents, left, checks the 1904 Siddeley car after it broke down during the London to Brighton Veteran Car Run, London, today

Of the 449 competitors who set out from London's Hyde Park in torrential rain and bitter cold at 8am, 77 cars never made their final destination.

Who's a pretty (old) Polly, then? World's oldest parrot, 87, is a Hollywood legend, squawks catchphrases from Ace Ventura... and loves attacking the paparazzi

A-list animal: Poncho the world's oldest parrot has appeared in a string of Hollywood movies alongside Tinseltown's greatest actors including Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy and Glen Close during her glittering career

Poncho (pictured), rubbed shoulders with some of Tinseltown's finest, including Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy and Glen Close, retiring on a farm in Ellerdine, Shropshire.

'I eat it for meat... it's just a different animal': Outrage as diver, 20, drags LIVE octopus from ocean and takes it home for dinner

Admired by marine experts for their agile intelligence and ability to change colour to match their surroundings, the giant Pacific octopus is not protected but is not usually hunted for food.

A rising tide of outrage is forming after pictures emerged of 20-year-old diver, Dylan Mayer (pictured) who dragged a giant Pacific octopus from its watery home and then killed and ate it for his friends art project.

Angler scarred for life by a FOX when it bit his face while he lay asleep in tent

Defence: Mr Thomas stopped the fox from breathing to escape

An angler who had been night fishing woke up in his tent to find a fox with its jaws clamped round his face. Andrew Thomas, from Uckfield, has three children.

Beauty spots at risk in 4G phone mast 'free-for-all' under controversial proposals to relax planning restrictions

Ruined: A mobile phone mast planted in a picturesque field of rape seed could be a common sight fear campaigners

Under controversial proposals contained in a Bill to be debated in Parliament, ministers would be allowed to fast-track the expansion of broadband and 4G in rural areas for at least the next five years.

Angry mother attacks bungling doctors who told her daughter’s broken arm was only a bruise

Child in pain: Joanne Hollins-Cooper took her daughter Jessica to a walk-in centre after she hurt her arm but doctors said it was a bruise x-rays later showed her arm was broken in two places

Mother complains after doctors in Stoke miss daughter's broken arm and instead diagnose it as just a bruise. X-rays later showed it to be broken in two places.

Syria's fragmented rebels begin talks in bid to forge united front against Assad

Time to talk: Secretary general of the Syrian Democratic Movement Muheddin Ladhikani (centre) ahead of the General Assembly of the Syrian National Council meeting in Doha

Talks have opened in Doha between Syria's splintered opposition faction over creating a united front to the President Assad government.

Thousands of swastika-wearing Russian nationalists march through Moscow in protest against immigration

On the march: A man at the head of a group of Russian nationalists pictured here as he gestures in front of others carrying a large banner during a protest demanding the Kremlin take a harsher stance on migrants in Russia

Thousands of nationalists marched through Moscow on Sunday chanting slogans such as 'Russia for the Russians' to protest President Vladimir Putin's government.

'I believe that Obama murdered my son': Mother of US diplomat lashes out at President over fatal consulate attack

The men were killed in the September 11 assault on the U.S. embassy in Benghazi

Sean Smith was killed along with ambassador Chris Stevens and security men and former U.S. Navy SEALS Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods by terrorists in Libya (pictured).

French female justice minister Rachida Dati 'had eight boyfriends when she fell pregnant with love child'

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Revelations about Rachida Dati's busy love life have emerged in a row about the paternity of the 47-year-old's daughter. Multi-millionaire businessman Dominique Desseigne is refusing to take a DNA test.

The pensioners being burned alive as witches by their own FAMILIES... so they can profit from lucrative land

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WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT. Growing desires for land along Kenya's Indian Ocean coastline (pictured) are allegedly causing a rise in 'witch lynchings' to intimidate land owners.

Tearful family watch in horror as bulldozers smash their home to make way for Russian Olympic Village sewage pipes

Tatyana Samokhval and her mother Valentina Khlystova embrace as their home is destroyed by bulldozers as they clear land for sewerage pipes for the Olympic village

Tatyana Samokhval (left) and her mother Valentina Khlystova (right) watch on helplessly as bulldozers demolish their house in Sochi, Russia.

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Huge crowds turned out for both Romney and Obama at their final campaign events before the election        

If only we had a REAL choice like America: It has two entirely different visions of the future while our parties have become too similar

Hail to the chief: President Obama on the campaign trail in Florida, a crucial swing state

SIMON HEFFER says America has an enviable choice when it goes to the polls tomorrow. The contest between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney isn't just between a Democrat and a Republican: It is between two entirely different visions of the future of the world's greatest power.

Millions of lonely people: The tragic legacy of the Left's war on families

Alone: The number of Britons aged 45 and up who live in single-household is increasing

Britain is becoming an un-united kingdom as recent figures show ever-increasing numbers of middle-aged men and women live alone, writes MELANIE PHILLIPS.

The joy of texts has rebounded on Dave...

Prime Minister David Cameron thanked Rebekah Brooks in a text message for a ride on one of her family's horses. He described the ride as '¿fast, unpredictable and hard to control but fun¿

From the small tasting of messages between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks we've had, Cameron seems more vulnerable than Mrs Brooks, writes PETER MCKAY.

DAILY MAIL COMMENT: Child benefit changes fail all three tax tests

Failing: Chancellor George Osborne

Far from being easy to understand, they are so convoluted that HMRC is recruiting 1,000 extra staff to join the 8,500 on standby to handle a flood of queries.

Who will rid us of this bungling quango queen?

Staying on: Head of the Electoral Commission Jenny Watson will be staying in her position for another four years

ANDERW PIERCE: What does head of the Electoral Commission Jenny Watson have to do to get fired? She has been heavily criticised for numerous examples of incompetence yet she has been rewarded with a new four-year term by MPs on a salary of £100,000 a year.