Since the dawn of time, people have searched for the perfect way to express how they feel about one another.  It’s the reason for the floral industry, the greeting card industry, and those stupid candy hearts with words on them.  But sometimes it’s best to skip the props and tactics and cut right to the chase, which is exactly what Becci did this morning when emailing Electronic Arts CEO John Riccitiello.  Thanks for emailing Becci.

From: b——–@hotmail.com

To: jriccitiello@ea.com

Subject: EA Servers

Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2012 12:54:29 +0000

Hello John,

I see from your profile that you are currently playing Mass Effect 3. Would that be the multi-player? Are you also experiencing being glitched out, dropped out, losing your connection just after extraction so nothing is credited to you? Are the words, ‘You have lost connection to the EA servers, please try again later’, emblazoned on your TV? Is your partner concerned because all they can hear is a 360 controller being flung against walls? Is, in short, your experience of the multi-player so atrocious that you find yourself in a position of sending yourself an e-mail?

Welcome to my world.

Yours truly,

Becci F.

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