Mugshots for Movember: The hilarious (and sometimes impressive) range of facial fuzz showcased by police suspects

By Jill Reilly

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Many men may be struggling to grow acceptable facial hair for Movember - but this gallery of American police mugshots shows a hilarious range of facial hair.

There are plenty of fuzzy faces in the photos taken across the U.S. with everything ranging from the classic handlebar moustache to bizarre half-beards.

And for stubble-challenged guys finding it difficult to produce a passable facial-fuzz, you could copy one man who has 'Ladies Love It' tattooed on his upper lip.

Bruce Manuel Bracetty, arrested in Florida for burglary, assault and resisting arrest
Zachary Kuhn, arrested in Florida for marijuana possession and tampering with evidence

Hairy situation:  Bruce Manuel Bracetty, left,  arrested in Florida for burglary, assault and resisting arrest.  Zachary Kuhn, right, arrested in Florida for marijuana possession and tampering with evidence

 Luther Smith, arrested in Florida for aggravated battery

Wispy offering: Luther Smith, arrested in Florida for aggravated battery has a light wispy moustache

Oh Mo! This Ain't Movember: Funny Facial Hair Mugshots
Oh Mo! This Ain't Movember: Funny Facial Hair Mugshots

Range of hair: The police portraits come from all around the U.S., but those featured all have one thing in common - their facial hair should be a crime.

The police portraits come from all around the U.S., but those featured all have one thing in common - their facial hair should be a crime.

In the photos, one man called Salvatore Dichiera (aka Sal Punk), sports a half beard.

The 28-year-old from Pennsylvania features in the gallery twice- one he was arrested in Florida for an open container violation - ie alcohol in the car .

Salvatore Dichiera (aka Sal Punk), 28-year-old from Pennsylvania Salvatore Dichiera (aka Sal Punk), 28-year-old from Pennsylvania, arrested in Florida for an open container violation
Salvatore Dichiera (aka Sal Punk), 28-year-old from Pennsylvania Salvatore Dichiera (aka Sal Punk), 28-year-old from Pennsylvania, arrested in Florida for an open container violation

Salvatore Dichiera (aka Sal Punk), 28-year-old from Pennsylvania. He was arrested twice - in Florida for an open container violation - ie alcohol in the car 

Max Quzene Claunch, arrested in Oregon for supplying contraband and disorderly conduct 1

Max Quzene Claunch, arrested in Oregon for supplying contraband and disorderly conduct

Bruce Manuel Bracetty, arrested in Florida for burglary, assault and resisting arrest has shaved lines through his facial hair including his eyebrows. 

Some men who haven't grown facial hair have faked it.

Christopher Gerhart, 21, Matthew Herrera, was arrested in Florida for failure to appear. His mugshot features a drawn on handle-bar mustache in place of the real thing.

Tammie Sue Benson Whitehead (a female), arrested in Iowa for failing to register as a sex offender 12 Nov 2012
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Tammie Sue Benson Whitehead (a female), arrested in Iowa for failing to register as a sex offender 12 Nov 2012, alongside another person in lock-up who likes startled at his photo being taken

onald Dale Pace, arrested in Florida for damage to real property
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Ronald Dale Pace, left,  arrested in Florida for damage to real property and a man who has more hair on his face than his head

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Brent Lykins, from Ohio sports a goatee-type beard but doesn't look too enthralled to be modelling it for a mugshot.

A female by the name of Tammie Sue Benson Whitehead also makes an apperanxw in eth line-up.

Arrested in Iowa for failing to register as a sex offender she has a brown moustache over her upper lip.

Brent Lykins, Ohio

Unimpressed: Brent Lykins, from Ohio sports a goatee-type beard but doesn't look too enthralled to be modelling it for a mugshot

Mugshot of Christopher Gerhart, 21, with a temporary mustache.
 Matthew Herrera, arrested in Florida for failure to appear, with drawn-on moustache 1

 Fake it till you make it: Both Christopher Gerhart, 21,  and Matthew Herrera, arrested in Florida for failure to appear, were snapped with drawn-on handle bar mustaches

Ladies love it

Message moustache: This man has 'Ladies love it' written in place of a moustache. It's unclear if it's a tattoo or drawn on, but he doesn't look too happy in his mugshot

James Owings, arrested in Oregon for driving with a suspended license
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Facial fun: James Owings, left, arrested in Oregon for driving with a suspended license left and another man who has less hair on his head than his face








 

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looks like your mum - pussiemagnet , doncaster, 14/11/2012 13:14 So true! On a good day though!

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The woman was the scariest! Ugh!!

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Only in America????

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Some of them look too ugly to be arrested in the first place. The filth police officers have to deal with. Urgh!

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looks like your mum

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My son wanted to do this but his employer insists all male staff are clean shaven and even has shaving foam and disposable razors in the gent toilets !! - take a bow McDonalds !!!

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Just looking like that in a mugshot is almost enough punishment, weirdos!

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Luther Smith looks ready to pop!

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It's like the DM only just discovered what Movember is and is like a candy in a sweet shop.

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