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The House of Diabolique - Top Ten Bitch Tracks

After Moi Renee's 'Miss Honey' dropped in the early 90s, bitch tracks exploded in NYC. An overabundance of queens yapping about pussies and beating on their boyfriends quickly killed the "movement", but the influence of the bitch track lives on. Simply put, Peaches, Avenue D and any other electroclash artist who relies on raunch or cunty humor owes a debt of gratitude to the bitch track.

Hearing too many bitch tracks at once can be like overloading on candy, and it can't be denied that some of the hits from back in the day haven't aged well. But all of our selections still work the bitch fantastic and exude an undeniable spark and wit.

I'd love to see a retro bitch track night somewhere with performances by all of the bitch goddesses: Roxy, Jade Elektra, Miss Fernando, Franklin Fuentes and of course the queen herself, Sweet Pussy Pauline. Now THAT would be a fun night.

1. 'I Got My Education' by Uncanny Alliance
2
. 'Hateful Head Helen' by Sweet Pussy Pauline
3
. 'Bitch You Look Fierce' by Jade Elektra 
4
. 'Y?' by Kiwi Dreams 
5
. 'If M-------a Calls' by Junior Vasquez feat Franklin Fuentes 
6. 'Frank Sinatra' by Miss Kitten
7
. 'Get Huh' by Ride Committtee feat. Roxy
8.
'Miss Honey' by Moi Renee
9. 'Jenny Lopez' by Miss Fernando
10. 'Fuck Me Good' by Sweet Pussy Pauline

Honorable mentions
'Drop A House' by Urban Discharge
'Octopussy' by Miss Fernando
'Queenie' by Ethyl Meatplow 
'Drag Queen' by Snafu featuring Franklin Fuentes
'Tyler Moore Mary' by Rageous projecting Franklin Fuentes
'It's My Pussy' by Jamie Principle feat. Raven
'Serial Buff' by The Saliva Commandos
'Why Are You Gagging?' by Jade Elektra
'This Is My Party (Bitch Get Out)' by George Morel
'Officer, Where's Your Brother?' by George Morel
'I'm Talking to You, Bitch' by Shampale Cartier
'Whatevah' by Jade Elektra
'C.U.N.T.' by Robbie Tronco
'I Got My Education (bootleg response)' by Uncanny Alliance
'Drama' by Club 69
'Get Your Hands Off My Man' by Junior Vasquez
I'm a Bitch' by A Bitch Named Johanna

Suggestions are appreciated. Special thanks to Chris-NYC for his help.

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