leonardodicapriurl:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

lastofthetimeladies:

imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street and you’d see bodies flying all over the place

people would die.

I guess you could call it

fatal attraction

I'll watch over you: weatherers: → prompt from puppetere: dean wakes up to cas in the...

weatherers:

→ prompt from puppetere:

dean wakes up to cas in the shower singing tiny little enochian hymns

At first it’s faint, a distant thumping within his chest which coils and slithers comfortably around until he can no longer breathe the way he does in sleep. He opens an…

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

astudyintimelords:

So I recently bought this Dalek talking plushie

and if you sleep hugging a stuffed plushie and roll over a lot take my word for it and don’t sleep with it because last night I was hugging this dalek and was perfectly asleep and happy and I rolled over and I rolled too much and the dalek got squished and yelled “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” really loudly at like fucking 5 in the morning and yeah I was 200% sure I was about to be murdered.

rollinginthepeep:

pachurz:

partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

THAT COMMENT HOLY SHIT

seraphlimonade:

Someone wanted Archangels wings as a tattoo design , thus here it is!!

: )

Feel free to use it! 

Personally , I find them quite badass! 

Done with a bic pen because apparently people are REALLY digging my pen drawings…

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

lornemilee:

HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL

xcastleonacloudx:

japhers:

sakothefox:

kingmiyo:

starstuckk-pawzii:

lavender-ice:

at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

DEAR LORD WHY

OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS JESUS CHRIST.

oh my god this commercial is back

I NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING THIS AHAHAHAHA

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

nerdgirl-fangirl:

Recreate any *Game/Film/Album Cover* using only clipart and comic sans: 

SuperWhoLock Version

Sam: If you don’t help us, I will hunt you down and kill you.