We hate to break it to you, but it looks like you missed a great party over the weekend.
On Sunday, Redditor Mealonx posted the party favor one of his friends was lucky enough to take home on Saturday. Take a look:
Hey, props to Taylor for creating a commemorative t-shirt we might even be willing to wear.
Want a divorce tee of your own? Click through the slideshow below for some truly ridiculous divorce-inspired tees from around the web.
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I Lost 200 lbs...I Got A Divorce
Dieting has never been easier.
<strong>Purchase Information</strong>:
$12.99 / <a href="http://www.bewild.com/fuditilo200l.html">BeWild.com</a>
I'm Not With Stupid Anymore
If only your ex were around to see this t-shirt.
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$15.97 / <a href="http://www.customizedgirl.com/design/4d3c0a649d5fa1825166128698033b83_2028266?utm_medium=shoppingengine&utm_source=googlebase&cvsfa=2542&cvsfe=2&cvsfhu=32303238323636&gclid=CNmrguu3z7MCFYF7Qgod8XIAog">CustomizedGirl.com</a>
Love Is Grand. Divorce Is A Hundred Grand.
Hey, at least it was money well-spent.
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$13.95 / <a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Love-is-grand-Divorce-is-a-hundred-grand-Funny-T-shirt-/190546142076?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&var=490020046428&hash=item2c5d6f637c">eBay.com</a>
I Pronounce You Over And Done With
Now you may kiss the divorcé!
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$25.35 / <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/divorcei_pronounce_you_over_and_done_with_shirt-235367480814228603">Zazzle.com</a>
McDivorce - I'm Getting It
Can I supersize that?
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$12 / <a href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mc-Divorce-funny-t-shirt-rude-novelty-joke-fast-food-S-M-L-XL-2XL-3XL-4XL-5XL-/221142510582?pt=US_Mens_Tshirts&var=520118303889&hash=item337d1eebf6">eBay.com</a>
All I Got In The Divorce Was This Shirt
Your ex got the car, the house and the flat-screen TV. And you got... this.
<strong>Purchase Information: </strong>
$22.90 / <a href="http://www.spreadshirt.com/all-i-got-in-the-divorce-is-this-shirt-t-shirts-C3376A9050162#%2Fdetail%2F9050162T686A2PC27466489PA1451">spreadshirt.com</a>
Life After Divorce
Free as a bird!
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$22 / <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/104385583/life-after-divorce-ladies-tee-2xl?ref=sr_gallery_3&ga_search_query=divorce&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade">Etsy.com</a>
Fed Up With My Ex
This t-shirt comes with a free gift -- an extra large box so you can ship your ex somewhere far, far away. We kid, but seriously -- how awesome would that be?
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$23.40 / <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/rebelx/works/1583547-fed-up-with-my-ex?body_color=white&p=t-shirt&print_location=front&size=medium&style=vneck">Redbubble.com</a>
Life Begins At Divorce
Nothing like a fresh start.
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$21.15 / <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/life_begins_at_40_divorce_t_shirt_light-235972720081699891">Zazzle.com</a>
Keep Calm And Call Your Lawyer
The best incarnation of this saying, no?
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$31.80 / <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/keep_calm_and_call_your_lawyer_tshirts-235673902881466684">Zazzle.com</a>
I Want A Divorce. I Need Some Time Alone.
We know the feeling.
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$26.59 / <a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/trebolazul/works/6684254-divorce?body_color=black&p=t-shirt&print_location=front&size=medium&style=mens">Redbubble.com</a>
Kiss Me...My Divorce Is Final
Remember: It's not cheating if you're divorced.
<strong>Purchase Information:</strong>
$18.95 / <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/kiss_me_im_divorced_t_shirt-235284594364770726">Zazzle.com</a>
I Don't Get Even, I Get Alimony
Amen.
<strong>Purchase Information: </strong>
$16 / <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/104385721/i-dont-get-even-i-get-alimony-ladies-tee?ref=sr_gallery_22&ga_search_query=divorce&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade">Etsy.com</a>
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Posted: 08/19/2013 2:45 pm EDT | Updated: 08/19/2013 2:48 pm EDT