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Grab a drink or smoke a cigarette
I'm gonna go bend an elbow while I wait
by Sassie ladie
A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.
Jordon: "Fact: fat people have less body hair than skinny people."
Kara: "that's not a fact." Jordon: "yes it is." Kara: "supported by what evidence?" Jordon: "My observations. Brain fact!"
by choadeville
A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.
Steve: "Hey man check it out, Laura 'liked' my status from last night about me coming in 17th place in that bowling competition! I think she wants the D."
Joe: "Calm down bro, she's such an easy like."
The day on which you give in to your computer's non-stop reminders and install lots of updates at once. No work may be done on the computer on this day, hence it being a "Sabbath."
Boss: Can you type up a letter to the client before the end of the day?
Employee: No can do, chief. I still have 23 critical updates for Windows to install. Boss: Ah, it's Download Sabbath. I see.
The game I watch during a commercial break of the game I'm really watching.
"Yeah, I watched it, but it was my commercial game"
by pnuelmoto
When something in nature looks like a dick.
Oh look at the hill! Nature's boner.
by howwonderfoo
Electronics replaced after water damage by begging the company to do it under warranty.
"I thought your phone was broken?"
"It was, but I pleaded with the guy at the store and he replaced it with a peefurbished one!"
by Norm_bone
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