The Shirley Valentines back in Britain... and broke: First their sunshine marriages fell apart. Then the Greek financial crisis forced them home - where they were in for an even nastier surprise

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There can be few British holidaymakers who have pitched up on the shores of one of Greece's idyllic islands and not considered setting up home in a little whitewashed village for good. While it was such sun-dappled scenes that first enticed Lizzie Clifton (right) and Kim Spence (centre and left) to the country, they were convinced to stay by the handsome local men with whom they struck up relationships. So far, so very Shirley Valentine. But unlike the eponymous heroine of the hit movie (inset), their tales don't have happy endings.

'Too stupid to marry' mother fears sons will be taken away: Woman who fled to Ireland faces investigation after she returns home

New battle: Kerry McDougall with husband Mark, left, and two sons Ben, right, and Lochlan, left

Kerry McDougall, 21, ran away to Ireland with her fiancé Mark when she was eight months pregnant because she feared her son would be taken into care. Their baby, Ben, was born in January 2010 and the couple went on to wed and have another son, Lochlan, two years ago. Despite being classed as fit parents by social services in Ireland, they missed family and friends in Dunfermline, Fife, and two weeks ago, they returned to Scotland.

How your supermarket 'fresh' fish can be THREE weeks old: Seafood bought from the big four was only two days away from rotting

Going off: Fish technicians bought fish, including Salmon, from Sainsburys' Morrisons. Tesco and Asda, and discovered some of the samples were two days away from rotting

A fish technician used industry standard testing to assess pieces of cod, plaice and salmon bought fron the big four supermarkets and found a third were just a couple of days away from

Google block on child porn: At last! Internet giant axes links to vile sex-abuse websites in stunning victory for Mail campaign

At last! Google has agreed to introduce changes which will prevent depraved images and videos from appearing for more than 100,000 different searches

EXCLUSIVE: The world's biggest media firm has agreed to introduce changes which will prevent depraved images and videos from appearing for more than 100,000 different searches.

'We've listened - and here's how we'll halt this depravity': Google chief ERIC SCHMIDT explains block on child porn

Google executive chairman Eric Schmidt said Google has developed breakthrough technology that will allow illegal videos to be 'tagged'

While society will never wholly eliminate such depravity, we should do everything in our power to protect children from harm, writes Google's executive chairman Eric Schmidt (pictured).

'I'll never forgive Labour, they destroyed my mates' jobs': Who frontman Roger Daltrey blames immigration policy which left working class unemployed

Daltrey said he was angry at politicians who had mismanaged mass immigration

Roger Daltrey, 69, said the reason he no longer supports the Labour Party is because of 'stupid thinking on Europe' that allowed large numbers of EU nationals to work in England.

The mother who gave away THREE babies by knocking on doors of total strangers... and the astonishing story of how the siblings were reunited after 60 years

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No one will ever know what went through the young mother's mind as she knocked on doors, begging strangers to take her three-month- old daughter. It was the summer of 1946 in the Potteries village of Bucknall. She was turned down twice before the third stranger agreed to take her baby in.

Tesco use delivery lorries to pick up and dump rubbish fuelling fears their fresh food could be contaminated

Concerns: The lorries drop the rubbish bags at a waste site before returning to Tesco¿s distribution centres to be loaded up with more fresh food (file picture)

The delivery vans carry general waste and food that is out of date before returning to distribution centres to pick up produce to be sold in their stores.

German recluse demands return of his secret £1bn hoard of art that was taken by the Nazis

Cornelius Gurlitt, son of Hildebrand Gurlitt, said his father had acquired the priceless works legally

Art recluse Cornelius Gurlitt has said he wants the £1billion of art treasures taken from his flat by German customs officials returned to him.

Race to identify body found dumped in well: Man was seriously assaulted and could have been killed up to 2 weeks ago

Rory Mulholland, 21, and his 17 year old colleague Jack Mack found the body as they worked at a house in Warlingham, Surrey, on Frida

Rory Mulholland, 21, and his 17 year old colleague Jack Mack found the body as they worked at a house in Warlingham, Surrey, on Friday.

Doris Lessing, the titan with a pen dipped in acid, is dead: Author was as famous for her put-downs as her feminist novel The Golden Notebook

 Doris Lessing

In The Golden Notebook, Lessing, who has died aged 94, attacked Englishmen and their uselessness. However, the writer also took on numerous others throughout her long career.

£800m hotel boss being sued by his father: Son accused of abandoning family and not following Sikh tradition of sharing wealth

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Together they turned a small family business into a high-class hotel chain (right) worth £800million. But on Tuesday Bal Mohinder Singh (bottom left), 86, and his elder son, Jasminder (top left), are due to take opposing sides in a High Court battle. Jasminder, 62, head of the Radisson Blu Edwardian hotels empire, is being sued by his father who accuses him of abandoning the Sikh tradition of sharing family property by excluding him from the business.

The rip-off pensions that won't make you money till you're A HUNDRED: Minister accuses firms of taking advantage of consumers not shopping round for best annuity rate

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Pensions Minister Steve Webb (pictured) has accused the firms involved of making 'excess profits' in a scandal likened to the mis-selling of payment protection insurance.

Scrap stamp duty on homes under £500,000: Influential group of Tories want change as part of package of tax cuts to help middle classes

Warning: Rising stars in the party will warn the chancellor to look out for those on middle incomes

The Free Enterprise Group, which contains many of the party's rising stars, will warn Chancellor George Osborne that he needs to do more to help those on middle incomes.

Turkey and sprout prices up by nearly 20% as stores attempt to cash in on Christmas

Mark up: An average large frozen turkey will be £3 more expensive this year at £20

A typical large frozen turkey, enough to feed more than ten people and leave some over for sandwiches, will be around £3 more expensive at £20.

Middle class parents are prepared to pay up to 170% property price premium to live near Britain's top primary schools

Middle class parents are prepared to pay up to 170 per cent property price premiums to live close to Britain's top primary schools, a new study has found

Aspirational families seeking to live within the catchment area of a good state primary face price hikes of 40 per cent on similar properties in the same county.

Holmes sweet Holmes: This Morning hosts Eamonn Holmes and wife Ruth Langsford put six-bed mansion up for sale for £3.25m

Eamonn Holmes and his wife Ruth Langsford are set to move house after putting their six-bed mansion in Surrey on the market for £3.25m

Eamonn Holmes and wife Ruth Langsford are set to move house after putting their six-bed mansion (bottom right) in Surrey on the market. The trendy pad in Weybridge boasts a ­designer kitchen with a ­massive fridge ­freezer and wine fridge (top left), expansive hall (top right) and a master bedroom decorated in black, grey and red (bottom left).

I spy... a new way to keep children in the car: Motorists turning to iPads and other gadgets to keep youngsters entertained during long journeys

Gadgets such as the iPad have overtaken I Spy was a way to keep children entertained in car journeys

If you ever endured a long car journey with your parents as a child, chances are you played I Spy to pass the time.

Now the power firms keep us on hold for 47 minutes! Waiting times to speak to a real person about bills and services increase

Frustrating: Power firms keep customers waiting for up to 47 minutes, research has found

Those phoning about bills and services are facing a long wait, according to a study, with some firms keeping them on hold for up to almost 47 minutes.

EXCLUSIVE: Cycling chiefs helped me to cheat! Disgraced star Lance Armstrong's explosive new drugs claim as he meets the whistleblower who brought him down for first time in 13 years

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Lance Armstrong, pictured with Emma O'Reilly, accused cycling's ruling body of knowing he was a drug cheat and encouraging him to cover up his doping. In an interview with Sportsmail, the disgraced former cyclist claims then UCI president Hein Verbruggen, who has always denied any wrongdoing, was complicit in allowing him to continue in the 1999 Tour de France after a positive steroid test.

Mystery of the kettle whistle solved at last: Speed steam is funnelled through spout creates the sound

Breakthrough: Cambridge University researchers say the speed which steam is funnelled through the spout is why a kettle whistles

Cambridge University researchers say the speed steam is funnelled through the spout is why it produces a sound when you are making a brew.

It's not killer robots I'm scared of - it's the ones making us all lazy and stupid, writes DOMINIC LAWSON

The Japanese, with an increasingly aged population but a resolute refusal to license mass immigration, have turned to robots as the only means of maintaining labour output (Honda creation Asimo pictured)

It is no bad thing to be spared the physical effort of menial tasks, I'm not sure the same conclusion can be reached when it is mental effort that has been made redundant.

'I wanted to throw myself and my beautiful baby girl under a bus': After the deaths of two mothers with postnatal depression, a harrowing insight into how it can hit even the happiest women

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'I should have been blissfully happy,' says CLOVER STROUD, pictured with her daughter Evangeline, left, and husband Pete on their wedding day. 'I had everything I'd ever wanted - a beautiful, healthy baby, two other wonderful children, a loving husband, a gorgeous home and interesting work as a freelance journalist. But dark thoughts gathered in my head and anxiety overwhelmed me. Sometimes I tried to imagine what death would feel like.'

Don't try this at home! Scientists find new way to stop skin ageing - heavily diluted BLEACH

(File picture) Scientists have found a bleach dilution has been found to be effective in treating skin damage - but they are warning people not to apply bleach directly to their skin

A bleach dilution has been found to be effective in treating skin damage caused by radiation therapy, excess sun exposure or ageing, according to scientists at Stanford University in the U.S..

It'll be a freezing fortnight: Arctic winds to bring frost, ice and snow

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Frost warnings have been issued across the UK for tomorrow and Tuesday, as temperatures are set to plummet below zero across the country

Briton dead after Boeing 737 crashes in Russia 'killing 50 passengers and crew'

Wreckage: This photograph, provided by the Russian Emergency Situations Ministry, shows debris at the crash site of the doomed airliner

The Boeing 737 aircraft, belonging to Tatarstan Airlines had been coming in to land at in the city of Kazan, when it crashed and caught fire, killing all on board, including a British passenger.

Doctor's notes tell of SS Rommel plot: Report reveals how physician was forced to put 'heart attack' on death certificate to cover up his forced suicide

Erwin Rommel, who led the Afrika Korps before trying to kill his leader Hitler

A seven-page report by Dr Frierich Breiderhoff has emerged about how SS soldiers threatened to harm his family if he didn't falsify Erwin Rommel's death certificate.

Biggest-ever load transported on Britain's roads weighing more than a SPACE SHUTTLE crawls to destination at 4mph

The load began its slow journey from Didcot power station in Oxfordshire on Friday and caused 13-mile long tailbacks

The giant electrical transformer and its specialised transporter vehicle weighed an earth shattering 640 tonnes - thousands of pounds heavier than a Nasa spacecraft. The enormous vehicle is 100m long and 5m wide and took up two lanes of the motorway while it crawled to its final destination - at just 4mph. It began its slow journey from Didcot power station in Oxfordshire on Friday and caused 13-mile long tailbacks when it wound its way along the M4 on Saturday.

Founder of the 'glamorous' and 'gritty' Ace Hotel Group dies in London at age 47

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Alex Calderwood, the Seattle co-founder of the hip Ace Hotel chain, has died at age 47. His body was discovered in an Ace Hotel London hotel room.

Mystery syndrome which causes pain worse than childbirth AND amputation that's baffling docs

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A mystery condition that causes extreme pain among sufferers has baffled doctors and researchers, who can find neither its cause nor its cure.

Cigarette-smoking toddler who shocked the world with his 40-a-day habit has given up... now he's addicted to food

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Aldi Rizal became an international media sensation at the age of two when he was discovered in a poor village in Sumatra, Indonesia, puffing on a cigarette (inset) while riding his tricycle. The outcry led to the Indonesian government launching a campaign to tackle the problem of children smoking and organising special rehabilitation treatment to help Aldi quit. But now aged five he's moved on to another addiction - food.

Has Osborne got £20billion to play with? Boost for Chancellor as borrowing set to fall below expectations

Government borrowing is on course to fall up to £20billion below expectations this year, handing a major boost to George Osborne ahead of his Autumn Statement

Economic watchdog the Office for Budget Responsibility is this week expected to slash its borrowing forecasts for the year from £120billion to as little as £100billion.

Britain's top earners are now paying almost 30 per cent of all income tax while their income equates to just 10 per cent of the national salary

Tax burden: Official figures from HM Revenue and Customs reveal how a greater proportion of income tax is being paid by the highest earners

Research for the Sunday Times suggests Britain's top one per cent paid just 11 per cent of the country's income tax in 1979.

Thieves ransack Strictly Come Dancing stars' Blackpool Tower changing rooms 'and escape via network of tunnels'

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It is believed the gang used the tunnels under Blackpool Tower to avoid being seen on CCTV cameras after stealing iPads, cash and jewellery from the changing rooms (left) used by the Strictly stars and professional dancers. The theft was reported at about 9.45pm, shortly after filming finished on Saturday night. Celebrity performers, including Susanna Reid (bottom right) and Natalie Gumede (top right), happily posed for pictures backstage before realising their changing room had been ransacked. Scenes of crime officers from Lancashire Police were back at the Tower this morning investigating the incident.

Police probe into Co-op bank chief Reverend Paul Flowers caught buying crystal meth and cocaine

The Reverend Paul Flowers, a Methodist minister who used to head the Co-operative Bank, was covertly filmed counting off £20 notes to buy hard drugs.

The Reverend Paul Flowers, a Methodist minister who used to head the Co-operative Bank, was covertly filmed counting off £20 notes to buy hard drugs.

How DID sleazy preacher Paul Flowers ever become chairman of the Co-op bank?

Giving evidence to the Commons Treasury Select Committee, Flowers was humiliated when he estimated that the assets of the bank that he until recently chaired were £3billion - when the actual assets were £47billion

Ordinarily, the Rev Paul Flowers would have presided over the 10.30am service yesterday at Wibsey Methodist Church.

MP's family at war over his £1m will: Widow claims disabled son was 'left penniless'

Family row: Three-times married Jimmy Wray died in May at the age of 78

Three-times married former Labour MP Jimmy Wray died in May at the age of 78 – but the extent of his wealth has only now been revealed.

Hitler didn't stop me. But elf 'n' safety has, says Navy hero told he can no longer lead parades because he is 'too old' to be insured

Albert 'Dusty' Miller, 89, served with distinction in WWII but was told he could no longer act as parade marshal because he was too old

Albert 'Dusty' Miller, 89, from Merseyside, has been barred from serving as a marshal and standard-bearer at Royal British Legion events because he is too old to be insured.

Tornado devastation in Midwest America: Death toll reaches six and Illinois town is 'totally destroyed' as string of SIXTY twisters cause havoc

Ray Baughman embraces family shortly after his home was

The devastating twisters came along with a series of serious storms that blasted the town of Washington, Illinois and much of the Midwest. Five deaths had been reported by last night as rescuers struggled to find survivors beneath the piles of rubble after at least 70 homes were flattened in Illinois.

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What does he have to do to be jailed? Dangerous dog owner whose American bulldog mauled toddler niece to death flouts ban on keeping pets for the SECOND time

Broagan McCuaig, eight (left), was mauled by two American Bulldogs while playing in her own back yard at Garthamlock, Glasgow, Scotland, (bottom right)

Urfan Ahmed, 35, of Crawley, West Sussex, was found guilty this week of walking his girlfriend's dog when it attacked another animal in a park. It was the second time he had flouted the ban imposed by the courts - despite one of his American Bulldogs (breed pictured top right) killing his brother's daughter Zumer Ahmed, left, three years ago.

Prime Minister swiftly rejects top health expert's call to lower age of consent to 15

Professor John Ashton says the Government should consider lowering the age of sexual consent to 15

Professor John Ashton, president of the Faculty of Public Health, said society had to accept 'the facts' that around a third of boys and girls have sex at 14 or 15.

Tory support in North as low as in Scotland: Support drops two points as poll finds party is also failing to attract women voters

Unconvinced: Voters in the North do not believe David Cameron's party will do well

The party’s support in the region has dropped from 31 per cent to 29 per cent, with voters less likely to believe David Cameron's party will do well at the next election.

Police chief hits out at 'vile' tweets of motorists caught in M42 traffic jams after man stood on bridge for 24 hours threatening to jump

The M42 had been closed between the M5 and junction 1 at Bromsgrove since 12.45pm Saturday afternoon while police negotiated with the suicidal man

The M42 had been closed between the M5 and junction 1 at Bromsgrove since 12.45pm Saturday afternoon while police negotiated with the suicidal man.

Terror trial could be held in secret with identities and plot withheld 'to stop conspirators being tipped off'

Veil: Senior Scotland Yard detectives believe that alleged conspirators of the terror suspects could be tipped off if details of their actions are made public

Prosecutors will apply to a judge tomorrow for a draconian order to hold large parts of a major terrorist trial out of the public eye.

Pilot and passenger killed when their plane nose-dived into airport were a couple returning from trip to Paris

Kay Clarke and Gary Vickers

Gary Vickers, 58, and Kaye Clarke, 42, died when their twin-engine plane crashed into the ground on approach to landing at Hawarden Airport in Flintshire, North Wales. Businessman Mr Vickers - whose father Gordon is a close friend of former deputy Prime Minister John Prescott - died instantly in the horror crash on Friday. His passenger Ms Clarke was rushed to Countess of Chester Hospital but died hours later.

Drink driver told he can live in his car despite being banned from the road for 14 months

Egidijus Sakalauska told a court he had been 'dumped' by his girlfriend and he was trying to see her

Egidijus Sakalauska, 24, was banned for driving for 14 months after he was caught driving in Cambridge while over the limit. But magistrates have allowed him to live in his car so long as he does not drive it.

Pair of lungs that live on after donor's death give hope to transplant patients

Fresh hope: Surgeons may be able to recover lungs from people who die suddenly at home

Researchers at the University of North Carolina managed to recover lungs from people who died suddenly at home. It could mean 22,000 more transplants a year.

So much for the interrogation: Spy chiefs knew what questions were going to be asked BEFORE parliamentary committee

(L - R) Andrew Parker, the head of M15; John Sawers, the head of M16 and Iain Lobban

An televised appearance by the heads of MI5, MI6 and GCHQ (pictured) was hailed as transparent - but they agreed questions with MPs in advance, the Sunday Times has revealed.

Rise of drug-resistant superbugs could make routine operations deadly within a generation, experts have warned

Warning: Infections caused by bacteria like e.coli (pictured) could render antibiotics useless

Leading health experts claim death rates could return to figures recorded 100 years ago as growing numbers of infections become resistant to antibiotics.

Queen's composer says it's a 'disgrace' that youngsters do not know Mozart - and wants every young person to study classical music

The 79-year-old musician, rated as the world's greatest living composer, says it's shocking that youngsters do not know Mozart

Sir Peter Maxwell Davies, Master of the Queen's Music, said it was both 'a disgrace' and 'a shock' that so many youngsters had now never even heard of Mozart or Beethoven - let alone listened to their music.

Aid Secretary under fire for 'flat-footed' response to typhoon: Greening accused of being slow to grasp enormity of disaster

Criticised: A senior Tory source said Miss Greening had been slow to grasp the enormity of typhoon

The Tory MP is said to have compounded the impression by accidentally saying the disaster had taken place in Indonesia during her first big media statement on the subject.

The house that's stuck in a purple patch: Ordinary semi which is entirely decorated in mauve goes on the market for £400,000 (and you'll need a VERY big budget for paint)

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Every room inside the four bedroom house in Hillingdon, Middlesex, has been decorated in a shade of purple - including the bathroom and the kitchen. Rightmove, which has advertised the bizarre house for £400,000 on its website, describes the pad as having 'a family-inspired design' and already has a potential buyer lined up.

Once a Marine, always a Marine: UK's top commando supports killer sergeant as survey shows public also support him

Support: Major General Ed Davis said the Armed Forces still has a 'duty of care' towards Marine A and his family

Major General Ed Davis has risked a clash with military top brass by issuing the message of support on the day Marine A was found guilty of murdering a Taliban fighter.

'One man resistance' who was presumed dead in WWII SURVIVED until 1989: POW's name has to be removed from war memorial after nephew realises mistake

Walter Dauny, who was presumed dead, is to have his name removed from a memorial after it emerged he lived until 1988

Walter Dauny, born in Jersey, was presumed dead when he failed to return to the Channel island after he was sentenced to eight months for stealing a German soldier's boots.

Disabled man who crashed his car and blamed it on youths is caught by his own wheelchair tracks

Police received reports a black VW had crashed into a garden wall in Northfield Lane, Wickersley

Neil Pearce, 32, rang police to claim his VW Golf had been stolen by youths. But he was caught after his DNA was found on the driver's airbag, and his wheelchair's tyre tracks at the scene.

British firms 'more confident than rivals' as UK economy is one of the best performing in the world

Leading light: Confidence among UK firms is higher than in any other major advanced economy, Markit said

Confidence among UK firms is higher than in any other major advanced economy, including the United States, Europe and Japan, the figures show.

War hero's medal sold to feed his family is returned to relatives thanks to great-granddaughter's school project

Elizabeth Turner with her great-grandfather's Military Medal

After Elizabeth Turner, from Wareham, began a school history project on World War II, her family discovered that great-grandfather Sapper James Angel had been awarded the Military Medal for bravery.

Teenage murderer found hanged in high security prison just days after being jailed for horrific killing of pensioner, 88

Imran Douglas, 18, was found dead in his cell, five days after he was sentenced to a minimum of 18 years behind bars for the murder of 88-year-old Margery Gilbey

EXCLUSIVE: Imran Douglas, 18, was found dead in his cell just five days after being sentenced to a minimum of 18 years behind bars for brutally attacking bed-ridden Margery Gilbey.

Mystery of the McStay family: US couple found dead in a shallow grave with two children could 'barely afford' cheap rent before vanishing with $100k in the bank

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The McStay family - whose bodies were found in a shallow grave in the Californian desert almost four years after they mysteriously vanished - could barely afford to pay $210 a week on rent just months before they disappeared with $100,000 in the bank, it was claimed today. Joseph and Summer McStay were also apparently being chased by debt collection agents, the IRS and lawyers representing business clients they owed money to.

Police officer fatally shoots armed man in Jennifer Aniston's exclusive star-studded neighbourhood

Police officer fatally shoots armed man in Jennifer Aniston's exclusive celebrity-studded neighbourhood

Police are investigating a fatal officer-involved shooting in Jennifer Aniston's Bel Air neighbourhood in Los Angeles.

Prince Harry leaves the UK ahead of 200-mile trek across Antarctica with wounded servicemen and women

WALKING WITH THE WOUNDED

The three teams competing in the Walking With The Wounded expedition were seen off from Heathrow Airport. Prince Harry also left the UK this evening ahead of the Antarctica trek.

'Please help us': Wills and Kate called on to support Welsh neighbours in fracking row

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Around 4,000 of the royal couple's former neighbours have been warned their landowner has a right to frack, writes RICHARD KAY.

NASA prepares to launch Mars probe to explore why the Red Planet was once like Earth

Ready: This photo provided by NASA the Atlas V rocket carrying the Mars Atmosphere and Volatile Evolution (MAVEN) spacecraft sits at the launch pad at Florida's Cape Canaveral Air Force Station

The robotic explorer called Maven is due to blast off today on a 10-month journey to the red planet.

Carer tied woman, 88, up with her dressing gown cord so she could have cigarette break

Sussanah Carr tied up the lady, who suffers from dementia, because she did not want her wandering around the care home

Sussanah Carr (pictured) tied up the lady, who suffers from dementia, because she did not want her wandering around the care home while she was working.

'I'm underground and I don't know where to go': How British Airways 'LOST 13-year-old Russian public school boy on first solo flight to UK'

Lost boy: Nikolay Gorashenko, 13, had just started school in the UK when he was lost by BA staff

Nikolay Gorashenko, 13, had been booked on to a £60-a-time Skyflyer Solo chaperone service to ensure that he reached London safely after saying goodbye to his parents at Moscow. However, he got separated from his minders and started sending panicked texts. One read 'I'm underground and I don't know where to go', with another saying 'I'm lost and I don't have my passport'. He was eventually reunited with his guardian but BA has so far refused to apologise.

Gisele Bundchen's former bodyguards jailed for five years after opening fire on photographers at supermodel's wedding

Two bodyguards have been convicted of attempted murder for shooting at two photographers trying to get shots of supermodel Gisele Bundchen's wedding in 2009

Two bodyguards have been convicted of attempted murder for shooting at two photographers trying to get shots of supermodel Gisele Bundchen's wedding to Tom Brady in 2009 (pictured left). Miguel Solis and Alexander Rivas were sentenced to five years jail and ordered to pay each victim $10,000 in restitution on Friday. A third bodyguard, Manuel Valverde, was cleared of all charges. AFP photographer Rolando Aviles (bottom right) said a bullet shot through his Suzuki's front (top right) and back windows, narrowly missing him and his colleague, AFP Central America bureau chief Uri Cortez.

Get ready for the Great British Rake Off: BBC hopes to replicate the success of cooking show with home-grown veg and a taste of The Good Life

Posed by models image of a couple forking the ground in an allotment or vegetable plot, and planting potatoes.

Grow, Make, Eat: The Great Allotment Challenge, presented by Fern Britton, is tipped to do for cabbages and cucumbers what Bake Off did for pies and pastries.

Asda launches £6 bottom-boosting knickers to make women's buttocks appear LARGER

US singer Jennifer Lopez performs during a concert in Panama City, Panama, 14 June 2012

Celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj and J-Lo (pictured) have long been envied for their shapely curves. Now you can have them too - for £6.

The secret to a healthy heart: Simple tomato sauce made with onion, olive oil and corn flour could prevent strokes and cardiac arrest

To get the health benefits the ingredients have to be combined in the sauce, rather than eaten separately

Sofrito - made out of tomato as the main ingredient along with onion, olive oil, corn flour and occasionally garlic - is eaten widely around the Med but scientists could help prevent a heart attack or stroke.

Revealed: How surgeons will reconstruct road accident victim's face using 3D printing

This image shows how a biker's face is to be reconstructed after it was damaged in a road accident

This computer image shows how surgeons in Swansea, South Wales, plan to use specifically-designed plates to reconstruct a road accident victim's face.

Illegal immigrant paedophile has already cost taxpayer £350,000. Now he will get compensation... because Britain breached HIS human rights by locking him up

Jumaa Kater Saleh, 24, who arrived in the UK in November 2004 hidden in a lorry, cannot be deported because he is part of a 'persecuted tribe' in Sudan

A Sudanese man who was part of a gang who had sex with a 13-year-old girl cannot be deported because he is member of a 'persecuted' tribe, the High Court (pictured) heard.

Bereaved stepdaughter led to empty bed by senior nurse then told he didn't know where patient's body was

Billie McLaughlin, pictured with her husband Frank, was stunned when she asked hospital staff to see the body of her deceased stepfather Terry Brady but was then told they didn't know where it was

The nurse was forced to admit he didn't know where Terry Brady's body was after Billie McLaughlin, 59, asked to see her stepfatehr after he passed away at Inverclyde Royal Hospital in Greenock, Scotland.

Brothers in arms: Adorable photo shows the bond between two orphan pups who are so close that one acts as a guide dog for his blind sibling

Blind dog led by brother

When animal welfare workers found two six-month-old pit-bull-cross pups roaming the streets of Philadelphia they quickly realized there was no splitting the two up. Brothers Jeffrey and Jermaine are so close, they even sleep snuggled up together. Theirs is no ordinary bond, though: Jermaine acts as a guide dog for his blind brother Jeffrey. Their carers were able to snap this sweet picture of the two dogs fast asleep that shows the bond between the orphans, who are looking for a home.

New hope for asthma sufferers as scientists find gene that triggers condition

Hope: Scientists have foun a gene that causes asthma in children, giving millions hope of new treatments or even a cure

Scientists at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia hope the news will lead to better treatments for asthma, which affects 5.4million Britons.

Intergalactic storms on the way as sun does a flip: Magnetic field change could interfere with satellites and cause radio blackouts

Change: The sun¿s magnetic field is about to flip - which means its north and south will poles swap

The phenomenon, which happens once every 11 years, will send ‘ripple effects’ throughout the solar system and could interfere with satellites.

Ex-Tory donor says he will do 'whatever it takes' to ensure Ukip wins Euro elections as he donates millions of pounds to the party

Donation: Wealthy businessman Paul Sykes is promising to donate millions to Ukip

Eurosceptic businessman Paul Sykes, pictured, a former Conservative Party backer, is promising to bankroll Ukip’s campaign in the European Parliamentary elections.

Why you look LESS attractive in a solo selfie: If you pose with friends you'll ALL look better thanks to 'cheerleader effect'

Why you look LESS attractive in a solo selfie: If you pose with friends you'll ALL look better thanks to 'cheerleader effect'

People tend to 'average out' everyone's facial features when looking at group photos - and 'average' faces are deemed more attractive.

Woman politician reveals she is first British MEP to have had a sex change

'Great secret': MEP Nikki Sinclaire, 45, has spoken for the first time about growing up as a boy

In a new autobiography about her political career, Nikki Sinclaire has spoken for the first time about her 'great secret' of growing up as a boy.The 45-year-old was elected as a UKIP MEP for the West Midlands in June 2009, but was expelled from the party in 2010 after a row over policy. She has since founded a new party - We Demand A Referendum - campaigning for a referendum on British membership of the European Union.

A hair-raising tackle! Incredible moment NFL player emerged with a fistful of his opponent's DREADLOCKS

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Florida Jaguar defender Jason Babin, 33 (top), yanked out the locks of Arizona Cardinals running back Andre Ellington, 24 (bottom), during a tackle Sunday. While tackling a player by his hair is legal and does occasionally happen, it isn't often ripped completely out. And it leaves Ellington little to do but lick his wounds since players expose their locks at their own risk and tackling with them is fair play.

Malnutrition cases almost DOUBLE in last five years as poorer families struggle to survive the economic downturn

Damning figures come after a review has been promised into hospital food,

The amount of malnutrition admissions to NHS hospitals has seen a significant spike, with last year 5,499 cases being recorded - almost double compared to the figure in 2008, when just 3,161 people were treated.

Body found in remote Russian woods IS missing City AM tycoon... but was he victim of mafia hit?

A corpse found in remote woodland last year has been identified as Leonid Rozhetskin, the co-founder of the London business newspaper City AM

A corpse found in remote woodland last year has been identified as Leonid Rozhetskin, the co-founder of the London business newspaper City AM.

'Dad is doing alright': Father in serious but stable condition after being stabbed by balaclava-clad burglars as wife and daughter watched

Tony Abrahams, 47, walked into the three intruders on his landing after hearing his 23-year-old daughter wake up and scream as they tried to take a TV from her room

Tony Abrahams, 47, walked into the three intruders on his landing after hearing his 23-year-old daughter wake up and scream as they tried to take a TV from her room.

What a waste of money! Black and pink themed art gallery that cost £72million to build is forced to close just five years after it opened

The Public went way over budget and costs spiralled to £72million as it was built

Plans for The Public, a gallery in West Bromwich in the West Midlands, had been hailed as one of Britain's largest and most ambitious cultural building projects. But it failed to attract enough visitors.

High street footfall drops for third month in a row as shoppers stay at home in October

Decline: High street footfall fell by 2.9 per cent in October.

Trips to high streets, shopping centres and out-of-town retail parks fell by 2.9 per cent compared to October 2012, after falling 2.4 per cent in September.

'Shout out to my girl @monalisa!': Historic moments are reimagined as if they had happened today and been posted on Instagram

Sneak peak: How Leonardo Da Vinci may have paid tribute to 'his girl' featured in the Mona Lisa

Imagine if vital moments from the past had happened now and then been recorded on Instagram? The Histagram project is both a comment on current obsessions and an ironic take on history. So the city of Troy is delighted by the Greek gift of a Trojan Horse (left), 'Isaac Newton' posts an 'selfie' with his famous apple (center) and 'Benjamin Franklin' gets ready for his kite experiment by putting a snap online (right).

Fighting for every breath, the tragic little girl who died after parents pumped air into her lungs by hand for three days at typhoon-hit hospital with no electricity

Genia Mae Mustacisa

Althea Mustacia died after parents spent three days pumping air into her lungs by hand because hospital in Philippines city of Tacloban (pictured) has no electricity. Althea, who was born five days after Typhoon Haiyan devastated the area, suffered from newborn asphyxia, a condition where babies don't start breathing in the minute after birth. It is the leading cause of infant mortality in the country. The news comes on the same day that British destroyer HMS Daring has reached Cebu, a port near to Tacloban, and is ready to start distributing aid.

Two dead and three seriously injured in armed vigilante and drug gang clash in Mexico

Members of a 'self-defence' patrol took over the main square and town hall yesterday

Members of a 'self-defence' patrol took over the main square and town hall yesterday in a village near Tancitaro, in the western state of Michoacan.

Worsening family finances in November give retailers cause for concern in run-up to Christmas

Struggle: Just under a third of households found their finances worsened during November.

Twenty-nine per cent of families said their finances had deteriorated compared with the seven per cent who saw an improvement, a survey Markit found.

Former Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison charged with assault and affray over nightclub fracas which left teenager with facial injuries

Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison, pictured on a night out with friends from ITV show The Only Way is Essex on Friday, has been charged with affray and assault over a nightclub fracas in her home city of Newcastle

It is claimed the 25-year-old, pictured, was involved in a brawl at Florita's Bar in Newcastle. She was dropped from the MTV show, set in the city, after her arrest.

Bravery of schoolgirl, nine, born with half a heart who had survived SIX cardiac arrests before she was six months old

Bethan Edwards is just nine years old but has survived six heart attacks after being born with half a heart

Bethan Edwards, from Evesham, Worcestershire, was born with half a heart and underwent three dangerous operations by the time she was five.

The debutante ball in the desert: Dubai launches its own society event where young girls mix with eligible men on private island

Debutantes

It is a tradition perceived by many to be outdated and elitist - with Prince Philip once deeming it 'bloody daft'.

Jubilee rainfall saved Britain from humiliation of having to get water from standpipes in the street, says ex Tory minister

Jubilee

Richard Benyon, MP for Newbury and the former Tory water minister, has said that the capital narrowly avoided using standpipes for water last summer.

This is going to end in tears! The rich guys of Instagram show off their incredible wealth with the latest craze in the Persian Gulf for big cats as pets

For mega-wealthy young men of the Gulf Arab states nothing says 'I am rich' more aptly than to Instagram yourself and your lion or cheetah posing alongside your Mercedes or Lamborghini.

WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: For mega-wealthy young men of the Gulf Arab states nothing says 'I am rich' more aptly than to Instagram yourself and your lion or cheetah posing alongside your Mercedes or Lamborghini. Showing off the Persian Gulf's 'ultimate status symbol', the penchant for big cat photos on Instagram betrays the young men's sheer bravery or stupidity, depending on your point of view.

Roman roads, Georgian crescents and London’s leafy squares, the 50 streets which reveal Britain's domestic history

House historian Melanie Backe-Hansen compiled the list - including The Street in Castle Combe - from thousands of candidates across England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland.

House historian Melanie Backe-Hansen compiled the list from thousands of candidates across England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland.

Top doctors 'must work weekends' because it is 'wrong' for patients to be at greater risk on Saturdays and Sundays

NHS consultants should work on weekends because it is 'wrong' for patients to be at greater risk on Saturdays and Sundays, a report has said

The Academy of Royal Colleges says drastic changes should be made to the running of hospitals so that senior staff, emergency tests and urgent surgery are quickly accessible each day.

Burton's Biscuit Company which make Jammie Dodgers and Wagon Wheels is close to £350m sale

For sale: Burton's, the UK's second largest biscuit manufacturer, was put up for sale in August

A major Canadian pension fund is believed to be close to finalising a deal to buy out the makers of biscuit tin favourites.

Can employers really tell if you're workshy or lazy by using new software which can analyse your tweets?

Software being developed by IBM to analyse whether a jobseeker is right for a role through their tweets

Software is being developed by IBM that could help bosses analyse whether a jobseeker is right for a role, simply through the words they use on Twitter.

 
   

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Work for that sweet! Hilarious video shows a father making his kids climb the walls to get their hands on a treat

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Most kids climb the walls after they eat too much sugar, but a dad in a video gone viral actual makes his son and daughter climb a wall to get their candy. 'Avery, go get a piece of that candy,' says the dad behind the camera to his 4-year-old little girl in a game he calls The Candy Challenge. In moments, both she and her little 3-year-old brother have ascended a wall and returned to Earth to enjoy their sweet rewards.

JFK's 'last moment of serenity': President and Jackie Kennedy joined the Mile High Club on Air Force One the day before his death - the secret that historian took to his grave

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New details have emerged about the final hours of President Kennedy's life, including that he had sex with wife Jackie on Air Force One the day before his assassination 50 years ago.

Europe's largest and most volatile volcano Mount Etna spews molten lava from the earth's core thousands of feet above the Sicilian countryside

Etna

The eruption, which was captured on camera from Acireale, near Cantania, sent thick plumes of smoke and ash over the Italian island last night.

Tinseltown's most reclusive star is finally photographed! Staggering image of wild cougar in front of the Hollywood sign that took more than a year to capture

Perfectly framed with the Hollywood sign in the background, a cougar stalks through the City of Angels at night, the spectacular image culminated 14 months of painstaking work for legendary photographer Steve Winter.

Perfectly framed with the Hollywood sign in the background, a cougar stalks through the City of Angels at night, the spectacular image culminated 14 months of painstaking work for legendary photographer Steve Winter. Famed for his photographs of big cats in their natural environment, Winter's latest masterwork is part of his 'Ghost Cats' story for the December 2013 issue of National Geographic in which he took on the challenging task of photographing cougars in their natural urban environment.

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This photo provided by the Russian Emergency Situations Ministry shows debris at the crash site of the Russian        

What does your food say about you? Peek inside the fridges of people from all walks of life, from the bartender with only take-out containers to the overgrown shelves of a lonely botanist

Mark Menjivar

French gastronome Anthelme Brillat-Savarin wrote, 'Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are,' a philosophy photographer Mark Menjivar has explored to fascinating effect in his photo series 'You Are What You Eat.' Menjivar photographed fridges belonging to 60 different people in 20 communities across the States in an effort to draw conclusions about who people are by the foods that they eat.

Same-sex marriage set to be legalised in Scotland as majority of MSPs say they will back Bill despite massive public opposition

Controversial: Politicians in Scotland are disregarding massive public opposition by backing same-sex marriage

Out of 127 politicians in Holyrood, 86 have said they will vote to pass the legislation, even after a public consultation revealed two-thirds of respondents were against the plans.

Mexican police make grisly discovery of eight members of the same family bound and stabbed to death - including three children

Watchful eye: Mexican police monitor the beach in Acapulco. Once a glamorous beach resort, the city in recent years has been the scene of turf battles between several small drug gangs

Investigators made the grim discovery of the bodies of eight people in the northern border city of Ciudad Juarez on Sunday.

Two miners killed, 20 injured after Colorado mine blast

The blast claimed two lives: Two people died and 20 were injured after a SUnday morning blast at this Colorado mine

The blast killed two people at the Ouray County mine, a further 20 were taken to local hospitals. Operator Star Mines has accounted for all other employees.

Footage from the moment adorable baby raccoon is rescued after getting its head stuck in a jar

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An adorable baby raccoon in Matheson Hammock , Fla. got its head stuck in a jar on Saturday. The Miami Fire Department came to the animal's rescue.

A hundred years of grit and glamour: Film celebrates a century of New York street photography

For more than 100 years, New York has been captured on film by photographers that roam the city's streets. Now a new documentary turns the camera on them.

For more than 100 years, New York has been captured on film by photographers that roam the city's streets. Now a new documentary turns the camera on them.

Rockin' back the clock: Vintage festival at Pontins Holiday Park celebrates the 1950s

 Pontins Holiday Park

The twice annual event is held at Pontins Holiday Park in Camber, East Sussex and is nothing short of heaven for fans of all things 1950s. Attendees may enjoy a selection of classic cars, top right, learn to dance, below, or take a ride on a 1956 Bedford coach, bottom left. Vintage clothing is also for sale at the event - where enthusiasts stay on site for the weekend.