Which party dress will set you back £1,000... and which can you snap up for £10? JANE ASHER thought she could tell. Big mistake!

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We spend more than £200 each on average updating our festive wardrobe each year, but how much is it really worth spending on a frock you may wear only once or twice? I decided to find out by putting a few seriously posh frocks to a blind test against cheaper rivals, writes JANE ASHER.

In the Valley of the Damned: Over four generations, one extended family practised a cult of incest hidden from the world. Now the true horror of their lives can be revealed

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Among the wooded hills above a tiny hamlet in New South Wales, where farmers tended their cattle, and horses grazed on lush pastures, the most unspeakable sexual horrors were taking place — yet no one in the neighbourhood knew a thing about the depravities. In an extremely rare move the Australian family court has allowed the full extent of the terrible details of what happened to be made public.

I want one of those! Our gorgeous gifts will delight even your pickiest loved ones

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With only 10 shopping days left until Christmas, you may be beginning to panic over what to buy your hard-to-buy-for loved ones.

How foreign students are fleecing Britain: Taxpayers are owed £46 billion in outstanding student loans. So why are foreigners being allowed to vanish with no intention of paying their debts?

Graduation day: University applications have surged from Romania

The pair supplied fake A-level exam certificates for people who didn’t have the qualifications they needed to get into university.

Universities cave in over sex segregation after Cameron condemns demands by radical preachers

Anger: Protesters hold up placards rejecting 'gender apartheid' outside the headquarters of Universities Uk in London last night after their guidelines agreed that women and men can be segregated

The Prime Minister broke his silence on the controversial policy of seating men and women separately during lectures from Muslim and other ultra-orthodox scholars.

What will YOU buy for Christmas lunch? ANNE SHOOTER picks the best (and worst) from the supermarkets

What will YOU buy for Xmas lunch?

From turkey to sprouts and stilton to stuffing the best and worst of Christmas food has been cooked, tasted and reviewed to make the shopping trip easier.

Attack of the 'feline ninja!': Woman mauled by moggie had to fight him off with vacuum

Attack of the 'feline ninja!': Woman mauled by her moggie and had to fight him off with a vacuum

Aydan Ulugun was left with nasty wounds on her leg after her normally well-behaved cat Sam pounced for no apparent reason at her home in Walthamstow, east London. The 35-year-old had merely walked into her spare bedroom, where Sam spends a lot of time, when he leapt at her, sinking his teeth into her leg and clawing at her skin.

Baby P's mother desperate for a gastric band to help her lose weight and find a man after ballooning to 22 stone on sweets and chocolate mousse

Tracey Connelly is desperate to undergo the taxpayer-funded procedure so she can find a new partner

NEW She was released from jail just six weeks ago, and now Baby P's mother is desperate for a gastric band to help her lose weight after ballooning to 22 stone while behind bars.

Nigella 'let the children smoke cannabis': Former aide reveals allegations of drug use at celebrity chef's home

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Elisabetta Grillo (right) told Isleworth Crown Court that although she was shocked by photographs of Charles Saatchi pinching Nigella's nose and throttling her (left) which emerged earlier this year.

Football hooligans jailed for 31 years for attack on rival fans at a family pub that sent shoppers fleeing for safety

On the run: A gang of thugs is captured on CCTV racing down the street as they try to escape the police

The assault by Lincoln City thugs on a group of Luton Town supporters was described as some of the worst football violence seen in recent years.

Boy, 7, dies of rare form of meningitis in just two days despite being vaccinated against the disease

Tragedy: Mason Timmins, aged seven, died from meningitis

Mason Timmins, seven, had been vaccinated against the disease but fell ill last weekend with a rare form and passed away within hours.

Thousands of Brits with holiday homes in Spain and France may be banned from renting them out to tourists

Concerns: British villa owners Philip Edwardes-Ker and Nina Bailey pictured in San Jose in Spain where they let out a three-bedroom property

Villa-owning Britons, such as Philip Edwardes-Ker and Nina Bailey pictured, may not be able to rent properties to travellers under controversial new laws. Meanwhile, thousands of second-home owners could end up trying to sell up as the changes make it too complicated and costly to keep the property going.

Gynaecologist told patient 'this is how we do it in India' when he groped her breasts during three years of treatments

'Three years of hell': Dr Angamathu Arunkalaivanan a private gynaecologist

Dr Angamathu Arunkalaivanan put the woman through 'three years of hell' after he carried out 'sexually motivated' examinations in a private ward.

My husband's not a murderer, says wife of marine jailed for executing Taliban insurgent

Jailed: Royal Marine Sergeant Alexander Blackman was given a 10-year minimum life sentence

Sergeant Alexander Blackman was given a life sentence for the killing earlier this month. The soldier, known throughout his trial as Marine A, must serve a minimum of ten years.

Police call handler 'told cop-killer Dale Cregan's family who had "grassed him up" putting a man's life at risk'

Accused: Kathryn Smith, 25, of Droylsden, a senior police officer's daughter, is alleged to have leaked the information using her job as a call handler at GMP¿s Trafford communications room

Kathryn Smith, 25, of Droylsden, a senior police officer's daughter, is alleged to have leaked the information using her job as a call handler at GMP's Trafford communications room.

Romanians and Bulgarians taught how to claim UK benefits in return for joining union

Romanians and Bulgarians taught how to claim UK benefits in return for joining union

The Unite union, Labour's biggest donor, is courting foreigners from the two countries as part of a membership drive.

'I told them I loved them. I thought it was the last thing they would hear': Teacher who barricaded herself in Sandy Hook bathroom with 15 pupils recalls harrowing ordeal

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It has been a year since Kaitlin Roig-DeBellis, pictured, saved the lives of 15 children, as she barricaded her pupils in a tiny bathroom at Connecticut's Sandy Hook Elementary School. The teacher doesn't know if Adam Lanza, top right, ever entered her classroom, but her quick thinking undoubtedly saved the lives of her pupils as they huddled terrified. The 30-year-old, who has taken nearly a year off work, recalled the terrifying sounds during the 11-minute shooting that killed 26 people, including 20 six and seven year olds on December 14 last year.

Empty crates… and rhino poo in a box? The bizarre gifts on offer this Christmas

Exotic fertilizer: The Natural History Museum suggests you gift a loved one with a box of rhinoceros dung

They are probably not top of most people’s must-have list, but gifts on sale this year include £10 empty boxes and rhinoceros dung for a fiver.

Police asked to investigate Labour MP Jack Dromey for calling a Royal Mail worker 'the Pikey' on Twitter during Christmas visit

Offensive: Labour MP Jack Dromey faced criticism after referring to Royal Mail employee Gareth Martin as 'the Pikey' in a tweet

The shadow police minister, who is married to Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman, attracted strong criticism online after posting photos of himself online.

Terrifying video reveals how London Heathrow can spread a pandemic in DAYS

A simulated global epidemic

Theoretical physicists from Humboldt University, Berlin, have developed a system for predicting how rapidly a virus might spread and where.

Could the universe collapse TODAY? Physicists claim that risk is ‘more likely than ever and may have already started’

Black hole swallowing Earth

Physicists at the University of Southern Denmark say a collapse may already have started somewhere in our cosmos and is eating away at the rest of the universe.

Apologists for paedophiles: How Harriet Harman, her Labour MP husband and former Health Secretary Patricia Hewitt were all linked to a group lobbying for the right to have sex with children

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Harman, left, Hewitt, right, and Dromey, centre with Harman, first encountered the Paedophile Information Exchange when they were cutting their political teeth as young officials in the National Council for Civil Liberties. It emerged this week that the Labour government of the time may even have helped finance the organisation and its publication The Magpie. It is claimed the payments were signed off by a senior civil servant who worked under Labour's then Home Secretary, Merlyn Rees. However, Lord Rees is not the only prominent Labourite whose good name may be tarnished by the ugly scandal.

Why did the BBC spend thousands hiring a studio and sending Dimbleby, eight staff (plus Peter Hain) out to film Question Time in SOUTH AFRICA?

Question Time: The show was shown on British television, but not in South Africa, and the set and equipment was sourced from the Johannesburg studios

Viewers have repeatedly slammed 'excessive' coverage of Nelson's Mandela after the Thursday night programme left Britain.

BBC accused of 'losing all proportion' over Mandela's death after dedicating 100 programmes to him in just one week

Good use of resources? The number of staff sent to South Africa was far greater than its rivals, including ITV which reportedly despatched just nine crew to cover proceedings

A total of 1,834 viewers and listeners have complained as the airwaves continue to be flooded with tributes disrupting radio and TV schedules.

Housing market at risk of boiling over warns bank chief as prices jump by fastest rate in SIX years

The news has prompted fears of a rise in interest rates

In comments that will raise fears of an early rise in interest rates, its chief economist Spencer Dale said the housing market was like a microwave that could easily overheat.

EU in court threat over English tests for migrants: Brussels warned Britain over 'xenophobic' plans

'Nasty country': EU commissioner for Employment, Social Affairs and Inclusion Laszlo Andor told David Cameron to drop proposals

The plan to require migrants to demonstrate a 'reasonable standard of English' was outlined this week.

Pictured: The baby boy who was battered to death by his sick mother... who then posed for a SELFIE next to her dying son

Emma Wilson is found guilty of murdering her son Callum

Emma Wilson beat 11-month-old Callum to death, shaking him so violently her neighbour's ceiling shook. He suffered brain damage, nine fractured ribs and a broken arm and leg. The 25-year-old then blamed the vicious attack on her two-year-old son, claiming he was jealous of Callum. A jury deliberated for 10 hours before returning a unanimous guilty verdict at the Old Bailey.

Mother told she had tennis elbow by doctor two years ago now diagnosed with terminal cancer after medics failed to spot arm pain was symptom of lethal disease

Distraught: Jill Goodrum, 46, is warning others to watch out for signs themselves

Jill Goodrum, 46, from Plymouth, dismissed her difficulties lifting her arms as a minor strain. But last month she was told she has less than eight years to live.

'I told my husband to sleep with another woman': Wife's incredible offer because sex was so painful after the menopause

Elaine Feeley says she felt so guilty that she and her husband Keef hadn't had sex in four years that she told him to sleep with someone else

Elaine Feeley and her husband Keef, from Clacton, had always enjoyed an active sex life, but everything changed when she went through the menopause.

PCSO wins £4,000 damages after falling over 3ft fence and injuring her knee on 999 call

Claim: Merseyside PCSO Pauline Harrison is suing a property firm after injuring herself while on duty

Pauline Harrison, 53, was responding to a 999 call reporting a break-in at a derelict school in Merseyside when she fell over a 3ft-high wooden fence.

Schoolboy, 14, admits string of sexual assaults on 12 women outside a university

Assaults: The women were attacked outside Manchester University

The bespectacled schoolboy initially pleaded guilty to five counts of sexual assault on five other women, committed over a fortnight near the University of Manchester earlier this year.

He had a girlfriend machine gunned and this week executed his 'human scum' uncle. And no one believes he'll stop there. But the scariest thing about North Korea's murderous boy tyrant? He's totally sane!

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On Thursday, in a plain courtroom Jang Song Thaek, left, was sentenced to death as a traitor to his country by his nephew Kim Jong-un, right. His 'crime', according to the special military tribunal of the country's Ministry of State Security, was to attempt 'to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power'.

Why switching off your mobile phone in bed could cure your bad BACK

Academics from the Norwegian University of Science and Technology monitored 27,000 men and women for more than a decade for the study

A study has found that people who don’t get enough sleep are up to 66 per cent more likely to be plagued with pain.

Buy organic clothes to save the planet (says wife of Bank of England boss on £874,000)

Diana Carney, right, pictured with her husband Mark, urged people to buy organic clothes on her blog, arguing it is better to spend more money on the more expensive garments rather than wear a 'toxic second skin' of synthetic items

Although they are more expensive, Diana Carney argues it is better to pay more for your outfits than to wear a 'toxic second skin' of synthetic garments.

Oops! Law chiefs accidentally ditch treason act that threatens life imprisonment to anyone calling for abolition of the monarchy

(From left to right) Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles: A law which threatens to jail anyone who calls for the abolition of the monarchy has been repealed by accident

Blundering officials at the Ministry of Justice included Section Three of the Treason Felony Act 1848 on its list of 309 offences repealed in the year to May.

Uncork the Chardonnay! Now Bridget Jones's favourite tipple is no longer naff, our critics find the best on offer for you to relive the 90s

Asda Extra Special Chardonnay

Chardonnay is back. After years in the doldrums, it's in favour again with critics and consumers alike.

The poor little dog who wasn't EVEN for Christmas: Heartbreaking video shows puppy dumped at the gates of an RSPCA centre... then chase after his owner as he drives away

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A silver car can be seen drawing up to the gates of the RSPCA Birmingham Animal Centre before the driver opens a door and forces the puppy out (top right). The car is then seen speeding off, leaving the six-month-old Staffordshire bull terrier confused before she attempts to run after her owner in desperation (left). Unable to keep up with the car she runs back to the animal centre's gates (bottom right).

A Brussels sprout a day keeps vitamin deficiencies at bay: How the bitter tasting vegetable provides enough folic acid to keep us going

Unpopular: Eating Brussels sprouts could help those who are not eating five portions of fruit or vegetables a day, dieticians say

A daily helping of the traditional Christmas fare could boost the number of Britons eating five portions of fruit and vegetables, according to a new survey.

From the Ball Breaker to the Mother Hen: Psychologists profile the five types of office colleague - but which one are YOU?

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Alasdair Scott, Berkshire-based psychologist has created a guide that reveals what each type looks and acts like, as well as how to stay on their good side.

The betrayal of the UK's stay-at-home mums: They are under TWICE as much financial strain as those on the continent

Tom, 38 and Erika Birch, 30, and their children Jackson, two and seven-year-old Maddie at home in Bath. Mr Birch, whose wife stays at home to care for their children, said it is 'ridiculous' they do not get more support from the government

The research will be seen as a damning indictment of British policy, which offers little relief to women who choose to look after their children full-time.

Spend! Spend! Spend! Yes, giving gifts is a joy. But a historian argues that our obsession with materialism is destroying communities, friendship and self-discipline

Dominic Sandbrook says that our obsession with materialism is destroying communities

For Britain’s retailers are expecting the busiest day of the year, with biblical tides of humanity descending on the nation’s shopping centres.

It's store wars! High Street scramble as shops slash prices by up to 75% in Christmas rush

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High street shops are under particular pressure to tempt people through the doors because of the big switch to buying online. The average discount is 42 per cent - bigger than the 36 per cent offered at the same time last year. The figures were compiled by analysts at accountants PwC, who said shoppers have become accustomed to pre-Christmas promotions.

Council stop policeman who suffered brain damage in patrol car crash from specially adapting bungalow because extension would 'spoil' area

The father of Reece Clarke, 21, was refused permission to build an extension on to his bungalow in Thorpe Bay, Essex, so that his brain damaged son (pictured) can get round-the-clock care at home

Reece Clarke (pictured), 21, from Thorpe Bay, Essex, suffered devastating brain injuries as the passenger in a police patrol car crash in July 2011.

The beggars earning £36,000 a year: Vagrants in one city pocket up to £700 a week to blow on hotels and taxis - and throw away food that isn't to their taste

Illegal street beggars in one UK city are earning up to £36,000 a year, police revealed yesterday

Scroungers in Nottingham boast they are pocketing up to £700 a week and are even spending some nights sleeping in hotels.

Buddha is STOLEN! Urn containing religious idol's 'remains' is snatched from Cambodian shrine

A statue of Buddha at Vihear Preah Kep, on the hill of the royal treasury in Udong in Cambodia

Officials in the south east Asian country said the relics were taken from the site in the capital of Phnom Penh. A guard was woken by a barking dog to discover the lock to the shrine damaged and the urn gone.

'You're the hide n seek champion... lol': Thug jailed for attempted murder brazenly taunts police on Facebook after escaping from prison - and even posts pictures of his drunken night out

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Michael McInnes, 23, failed to return from home leave from Castle Huntly prison near Dundee almost a fortnight ago.

It was the surprise hit that restored our faith in Britain's schools - now Educating Yorkshire is back with a Christmas special

Beth, Mr Steer, Sheridan and Max.

Step forward the teenagers from Thornhill Community Academy in Dewsbury, who took centre stage in Channel 4’s Educating Yorkshire earlier this year. Filmed in both the classroom and the staffroom, the show gave equal screen time to the charismatic children and their dedicated teachers, and the result was a huge hit that went some way to restoring our faith in education.

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Hands off my fiance! Wife-to-be, 29 scares off raider who tasered millionaire gold dealer, 56, after posing as a delivery man

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Paul Grimshaw, from Lancashire, was caught on CCTV trying to raid Nigel Blackburn's home in Hemington, Leicestershire, by posing as a deliveryman. He asked the 56-year-old gold dealer (pictured left with his fiancée Pranne Rice) to sign a package (top right), before knocking him to the ground and tasering his neck with a stun-gun (centre right). But his plan was thwarted when Miss Rice, 29, charged at him with a kitchen knife (bottom right) - causing him to flee empty-handed. Grimshaw has been jailed for eight years after admitting aggravated burglary and possessing a stun gun with intent to commit robbery at Leicester Crown Court.

I'm a high-flying lawyer on £150,000 per year - and it's all because I'm a psychopath! Woman claims mental condition is secret of her success

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A woman in her thirties, known by her pen name, M.E Thomas, said 'I may have a disorder, but I am not crazy.'

Laughter is NOT the best medicine: Scientists say giggling can cause epileptic fits, hernias and even KILL you

Clowns were sent into a hospital as part of the research

But according to researchers, laughter might not be the best medicine – and could even lead to serious health complications.

Rape victims' fury as police re-write Twas The Night Before Christmas as a poem about sex attacks

A police force has been condemned for its re-writing of a famous children's Christmas poem which makes it sound as if rape happens 'in a flash'

Critics have said Nottinghamshire Police's version of Twas The Night Before Christmas trivialises the horror of sex attacks.

Our £6million jackpot is just a headache, say Lottery couple who still go to CHARITY SHOPS and trawl car boot sales

Winners: Graham Nield, 55, and Amanda Vickers, 48, celebrate winning £6,676,215 last year

Graham and Amanda Nield, from Yorkshire, won £6.6m last August. But they have shunned expensive jewellery, clothing and cars to continue with a frugal lifestyle.

Orphans of the storm: Hungry, homeless and achingly cute, 60 seal pups washed up on the East Coast last week have got RSPCA staff working round the clock to keep them alive

Vulnerable: 58 baby seal pups have been rescued from around the East Anglian coast after last week's storm surge

NEW Snugly wrapped in a stripey towel, the little orphan with heart-melting black eyes wriggles impatiently as he waits for his next feed at the RSPCA rescue centre in East Winch, West Norfolk. He doesn’t have long to wait, and soon he’s tucking into his lunch with as much gusto as any hungry infant.

Boy, 14, 'killed himself' in school grounds after going missing during lunch break 'because he was being bullied'

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Derek Brundrett, 14, was discovered in a wooded area of the playing fields at Pembroke School in Pembrokeshire, west Wales, yesterday.

Flagship free school becomes the first to close after ALL of the teachers were accused of giving bad lessons

Closure: The Discovery New School on Crawley, West Sussex is to shut after inspectors found none of the teachers provided good quality lessons

The closure of the Discovery New School in Crawley, West Sussex is a significant setback for Education Secretary Michael Gove's flagship schools reforms.

French minister calls on Britain to change its immigration policy and 'understand the burden on Calais' caused by migrants waiting to sneak into the UK

Valls wants a more sympathetic approach by the UK government to enable its border officers in Calais (above) to take the strain off their French counterparts

Interior Minister Manuel Valls has criticized the 'impasse' in communication between British border authorities and those their French

Construction output at its highest for two years as builders scramble to meet demand fuelled by Help to Buy mortgages

How the value of new housing orders has recovered

In October construction output leapt to almost £10billion, the highest since December 2011, with new housing work was up 5.8 per cent on September.

Double blow for Miliband as most voters think they would be no better off under Labour as his supporters flock to Ukip

Blow: Despite Labour accusing the government of a 'cost of living crisis', most voters do not think they would be any better off under Ed Miliband's party

Some 32 per cent felt they would be poorer if Labour had won the 2010 election and 31 per cent thought they would be 'much the same'.

China fines families £2BILLION for breaking its strict one-child policy… but has no idea where money has gone

China has collected at least £2billion in fines from parents who broke the country¿s strict one child policy

The full amount emerged only because the country’s National Health and Family Planning Commission has begun a probe into where the money has gone.

Lord Wife-Beater: The duke's son, his drug-fuelled rages and the blonde divorcee he's moved into his stately home

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Lord Edward Somerset, left, the second son of the Duke of Beaufort, admitted four counts of assaulting his wife Caroline, pictured right, over 21 years of their 30-year marriage while they lived at the Badminton estate. At Bristol Crown Court, the judge warned him a custodial sentence is possible and he may serve up to five years. So what has happened to Eddie Somerset, second son of the 85-year-old, 11th Duke of Beaufort, worth an estimated £135 million, whose title was created in 1682 and whose family line dates from the Plantagenet kings of England in the 12th century?

Sex attacker who terrorised vulnerable women while on the run for prison SMILES as he is jailed for life

Lee Cyrus, also known as Ivan Leach, smiled as he was sentenced to life imprisonment in London

Lee Cyrus (pictured), also known as Ivan Leach, was handed a life sentence in 2005 for robbing a 90-year-old widow at her home in Preston, Lancashire, for just £12.

'Creative and popular' college student, 16, killed after being knocked from her bike in crash with two cars

The tragic 16-year-old schoolgirl Beth McDermott who died after being thrown from her bike

Beth McDermott was cycling just a mile from her home in Cambridge when she collided with two cars on Wednesday evening.

What Black Friday? Britons 'among the least materialistic people in the world'

Least materialistic? A study found the UK is the third least concerned nation when it comes to material things

Out of 20 countries, people in the UK were ranked third least concerned with material things, whereas China was top, followed by India and Turkey.

Is Instagram afraid of Snapchat? Photo-app releases private messaging feature

New service: Instagram Chief Executive Office and co-founder Kevin Systrom introduced a new service called Instagram Direct that allows users to privately send messages

The move, announced Thursday by Instagram co-founder Kevin Systrom, is likely designed to keep young users from abandoning Instagram for mobile messaging services like Snapchat.

Witch sacked for taking Halloween off work to attend Wiccan ceremony wins £15,000 after claiming religious discrimination

Some Wiccans perform rituals in the nude known at 'skyclad' because clothes block magical energies

Karen Holland, 45, from Hemel Hempstead, was awarded more than £15,000 by the courts in what is believed to be the first payout of its kind in Britain. Her Sikh bosses insisted they fired her after they caught her stealing. But she accused them of turning on her when they found out she was a Wicca-practising pagan and took them to an employment tribunal, which ruled in her favour.

Prom queen, 16, died from an undiagnosed brain tumour after GP repeatedly blamed her headaches on migraines and stress

Lucy Goulding, 16, died of an undiagnosed brain tumour after her GP sent her away four times saying she was suffering from migraines caused by stress

Lucy Goulding, from Worthing, died of a benign brain tumour after being sent home by her GP, Dr Jaspal Mahil, four times.

Powerful mafia boss’s sister is one of 30 arrested in Sicilian dawn raid as net closes on mob supremo

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Police hunting Matteo Messina Denaro, who runs Sicily's Cosa Nostra operation arrested his sister Patrizia, his nephew and two cousins.

Revealed: The WWI hero, 16, who lied about his age to join-up and then won a posthumous Victoria Cross

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Secretly, Jack Cornwell, a mature-looking delivery boy from east London, aged 13, fashioned himself as a fresh-faced 17-year-old and stood up to serve.

Father jailed for killing his 16-week-old baby when he lost his temper after running out of cannabis

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William Stephens, who also used heroin and crack cocaine, shook to death 16-week-old Paris Vince-Stephens at her home in Bristol.

Can this RING stop your partner from snoring? Piece of metal scientifically proven to reduce volume of nighttime noise

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The £29.99 ring uses acupressure theory by applying pressure to specific points on your little finger and promises to give your partner a good night's sleep.

Is conflict GOOD for society? 'Swarm intelligence' research links fighting to better decision-making in a community

Researchers studied how meerkats, pictured, make decisions.

Researchers in Berlin and London studied how meerkats make decisions. When groups share the same goals, decisions are poor because no-one questions them.

Raped by a policeman at 14: That's Michelle's deeply shocking claim. Today, 33 years on, she waives her anonymity to demand justice

Raped at the age of 14 Michelle Noble speaks to the Mail

Michelle Noble, 47, recalls how a local police man raped her in her own bedroom in Sutton-in-Ashfield, Nottinghamshire, when she was just 14. The officer got off by resigning. Last November she tried to prosecute her attacker, but police say they cannot reopen the case without fresh evidence and all records relating to her case have been destroyed.

Prisoners 'damned well shouldn't get the vote' if Parliament agrees to defy Strasbourg, David Cameron warns

Warning: Prime Minister David Cameron, pictured leaving a cafe in Kirby Stephen where he stopped for lunch during a tour of the north east, vowed to stand up to Strasbourg

In a strongly-worded attack on interference in UK law, the Prime Minister called for the European Court of Human Rights to have its wings clipped.

Woman, 55, was temporarily blinded and taken to A&E; after she overdosed on anti-malaria pills while SLEEPWALKING

Danger: Doctors were warned off giving British patients quinine sulphate, pictured, for leg cramps in 2010

The confused 55-year-old's fate was revealed by doctors at Birmingham's Heartlands Hospital. Her daughter later found a pack of quinine sulphate (pictured) on her kitchen counter.

Could humans live to FIVE HUNDRED years old? Scientists believe genetic tweaks could significantly extend our lifespan

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Scientists from Buck Institute of Age Research, California, tweaked two genetic pathways in the worm Caenorhabditis elegans to amplify its lifespan.

Christmas shoppers beware! Stores will be at their busiest at 1.55pm as 'Shoppergeddon' phenomenon strikes

Nearly a third of us will experience anger whilst shopping due to overcrowding on our streets

Nearly a third of us will experience anger, while more than a quarter confess they get 'pavement rage' due to the overwhelming flow of people traffic.

Schizophrenic fake signer who stood next to President Obama at Mandela memorial 'was once charged with MURDER and was sentenced to three years for theft'

U.S. President Barack Obama addresses the crowd

The news is a further embarrassment to South African officials at it was revealed that Thamsanqa Jantjie had faked sign language at the memorial event.

Danish prime minister REFUSES to reveal her Mandela memorial selfie because 'it isn't a particularly good picture'

The controversial selfie, which Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt said was in-keeping with the spirit of the event

Helle Thorning-Schmidt said she won't be posting the controversial photo (pictured) taken during Mandela's memorial service in South Africa as it's 'not particularly good'.

Fake bride 'had baby just so she could stay in Britain' after fearing her sham marriage would be exposed

Zambian woman Leya Mtonga, 39 signing the marriage register with Portuguese national, Nuno Moriera, 29

Zambian Leya Mtonga made a ‘conscious decision’ to conceive after she was arrested by Home Office immigration officials, a court heard. Yesterday she was accused of a ‘selfish and cynical’ act as she was jailed for two years for her involvement in a sham marriage ring – and faces being deported from Britain.

Doctors and nurses hit with £70 parking fines after leaving their cars at the side of the road to get to work after colleague was killed in crash at hospital gates

Staff at Singleton Hospital in Swansea, South Wales who were forced to leave their cars when colleague Jayne Parker was killed near the hospital gates

Doctors and nurses from a Swansea Hospital were held up by the accident where hospital cook Jayne Parker (pictured) was killed.

Pregnant driver blames crash with elderly cyclist on her unborn baby KICKING HER

Crash: Rebecca Knowles-Dixon, 28, (pictured) said kicks from her unborn child caused her to flinch and momentarily lose control

Mother-to-be Rebecca Knowles-Dixon, 28, lost control of her car and drove into pensioner Graham Walden, 74, on a county road near Ashburton, Devon.

Cheating wife jailed for trying to kill her husband when friend she recruited as a hitman went to the police

Kelly Cliff, 40, who has been jailed for six years

Cheating Kelly Cliff, from the West Midlands, asked friend Dalton Bowen, 47, to arrange for her estranged husband to be 'wiped off the face of the earth' after their 22-year relationship turned sour.

Murdered by porn: We've all been horrified by high-profile cases of child killers hooked on extreme porn. But they're just the tip of the iceberg

Georgia Williams

It would be easy to assume they are just isolated examples. In fact, they're not. They are just the most high-profile; the ones we are all familiar with, writes PAUL BRACCHI.

Hero police officer who was shot dead tackling crazed gunman to receive posthumous George Medal

Pc Ian Dibell, killed while trying to stop gunman Peter Reeve, has been awarded a George Medal for gallantry

PC Ian Dibell (pictured) was killed while trying to stop gunman Peter Reeve, who had fired at a couple near his home in Clacton, Essex, in July last year.

A&E; winter crisis deepens as NHS in England misses target to see 95% of patients within four hours

Pressure: A&E departments missed the four-hour waiting time target for the first time since April

Health bosses said they had always known this winter ‘would be difficult’ but critics said that it could be a sign of worse to come.

How one too many at Christmas can let you down: Network Rail releases cautionary footage of people falling down escalators

Network Rail has released footage of passengers falling down escalators in a Christmas safety crackdown

The footage taken from CCTV from the newly refurbished Birmingham New Street shows passengers, falling down the silver stairs in a surprising amount of different ways.

'E-cigarette smokers inhale MORE nicotine and toxins than regular smokers': Study finds 'users are unknowingly inhaling' a host of dangerous chemicals

They are marketed as being healthier than conventional cigarettes, but new research suggests electronic cigarettes could actually be worse for your health

Researchers at New York University found people who smoke e-cigarettes tend to puff on them more often and to inhale more deeply.

The rising cost of Christmas: How the price of everything you need for a festive feast has soared by up to 28% in three years

Cost: There have been above inflation rises in the cost of poultry, potatoes and cakes since the election, while wages have risen by just 6 per cent

Labour claimed the figures means there will be 'real worry' about the cost of celebrating this year, and accused the government of failing to boost wages as the economy recovers.

Teenager's boyfriend, 22, and a 17-year-old are arrested over her murder as more than 100 police search abandoned railway for body

Police have arrested a man on suspicion of attempted murder in connection with the disappearance of 17-year-old Jayden Parkinson, pictured

The 22-year-old, from Reading, Berkshire, was detained in connection with the disappearance of 17-year-old Jayden Parkinson, from Oxford.

'Aggressive' Chinese naval vessel nearly caused a collision with a U.S. warship in international waters

Close call: The USS Cowpens was conducting surveillance on the Chinese aircraft carrier Liaoning last week when it nearly collided with another Chinese ship

The USS Cowpens was sailing in international waters in the South China Sea last week when it was ordered to stop by a Chinese naval vessel.

Don't let Mr Pickled Shark ruin our town: First he gave them this grotesque statue. Now Damien Hirst plans another treat for sleepy Ilfracombe, a £100m housing estate

Don't let Mr Pickled Shark ruin our town

The world’s wealthiest artist has made such a mark on this delightful chunk of seaside that it’s already being described as Hirst-On-Sea. He’s got his own restaurant — with pickled fish on the wall in homage to that infamous pickled shark — and is in the process of building a café three doors down. In between is his art gallery, where £4,000 will buy you a limited edition print of one of Hirst’s trademark ‘spot’ paintings.

200,000 primary pupils trapped in failing schools that fail to reach minimum standard in reading, writing and maths

Test: More than a quarter of children failed a tough new test brought in to raise standards of basic English skills (file picture)

Some 767 primaries failed to reach basic targets for 11-year-olds in the three-Rs this summer – almost 50 per cent more than last year.

Beyonce backlash: Parents' anger at star's X-rated new album and videos... which even include her one-year-old daughter

Beyonce faced a backlash on social networking sites over 'vile' lyrics and 'pornographic' videos on her new album released on Friday, to the surprise of fans

Within hours, hundreds of fans slammed the star's record for it's X-rated lyrics and 'pornographic' videos in which she twerks and dresses scantily.

Boots extends mass children's medicine recall to six more products after faults are found with plastic caps on bottles

Boots has extended a recall of children's medicine bought since September this year to six more products after faults are found with plastic caps on bottles

The new recall relates to products that are sold to very young babies, including Boots Pharmaceuticals Gripe Mixture and Paracetamols.

Apple to Apple: Beatles’ company forced to offer 59 ‘unreleased’ tracks on iTunes, after change in copyright law would leave 50-year-old music free in public domain

A new 59-track album is to be released by the Beatles next week - thanks to EU copyright laws

If you're struggling to find a Christmas present for a Beatles fan, look no further. The band is set to release a new 59-track album next week - and it's all thanks to EU copyright laws.

He's light van man! European President Van Rompuy accepts honorary title while wearing a hat that is just like a lightshade

In vogue? President of the European Council, Herman van Rompuy, wears a very odd hat as he was named honorary doctor by CEU San Pablo University

With its mustard yellow tassel detailing and textured orange top, the European President's unique piece of head-ware is more lamp shade than fashion statement. The strange hat, which sits rather comically a-top Herman Van Rompuy's head, also matches a rather garish yellow satin cape draped around the bureaucrat's shoulders.

Pictured: The American high school pupil who shot three students and killed himself after taking Molotov cocktails and a shotgun to school near Columbine 'to take revenge on debate coach who demoted him'

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Karl Pierson has been identified as the senior who walked into Arapahoe High School in Colorado with a shotgun Friday and targeted his debate team coach. Police responded to the scene and found that the shooter, who has not been identified, injured three other students and shot at the librarian but missed before killing himself. One of the injured students is said to be in serious condition, one has been released and the third is in good condition. The shooting occurred a day before the one-year anniversary of Sandy Hook and just eight miles away from Columbine High School.

American TV anchor declares that 'Jesus and Santa are 'verifiably white': Fox News host made announcement 'for all you kids at home'

Controversy: Megyn Kelly and her panel listened as the Fox News host declared Santa Claus and Jesus Christ to be unequivocally white

Fox News host Megyn Kelly caused controversy last night as she confidently declared that not only is Santa Claus white but Jesus Christ is too.

Laughter might NOT be the best medicine after all: Study finds it can cause epileptic fits, ruptured hearts and torn gullets

Despite the known benefits of chuckling, for some people it has proven to be more dangerous than you would think causing everything from epileptic fits to torn gullets

Research from Birmingham and Oxford Universities revealed laughing has also been linked to asthma attacks, incontinence and hernias.

Iraqi citizen takes Ministry of Defence to court for shouting at detainees 'at close quarters' despite the technique never being used on him

The interrogation technique involved 'stern comments delivered at high volume and at close quarters as a verbal, short, sharp shock'

Iraqi national, Haidar Ali Hussein, argues that the Ministry of Defence's authorised use of the controversial technique.

Did humans descend from JELLYFISH? Scientists believe comb jellies could be an early ancestor

While studying the genome sequence of a comb jelly, pictured, researchers from Miami

While studying the genome sequence of a comb jelly, researchers from Maryland found it was related to all other animal groups.

'I'm sad because I would have liked so much to be there': Mandela Clan outcasts are left off the guest list for funeral because there's no room... but 4,500 VIPs get a pass

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In keeping with the traditions of his Xhosa tribe, Mandela's funeral ought to be a great family gathering when the entire Mandela clan, numbering more than 70, come together. But although the huge 'marquee' constructed in the grounds of Mandela's mansion will accommodate 4,500 VIP guests, there is apparently insufficient room for many relatives.

An extra-marital affair: Bit-part actors who have appeared on TV 2,500 times get married five years after meeting on the set of Doctors

John Walker and his wife Neilum Raqia-Walker on the set of Casualty in 2012

John Walker, 41, and Neilum Ragia-Walker, 37, have individually appeared over 2,500 times on the nation's best-loved dramas, soaps and comedies.

Just 1 in 4 benefits cheats face court despite fraud costing the taxpayer £1.2billion every year

How just one in four benefits cheats is prosecuted

Legal action was ruled out in 35,000 cases last year, with only 9,836 prosecuted by the Department for Work and Pensions and the Crown Prosecution Service.

The ultimate hack? 27-year-old Mac Plus is connected to the internet - despite being made five years BEFORE the web launched

Reviving an old computer is like restoring a classic car:

Engineer Jeff Keacher from Colorado used a web browser called MacWeb 2.0 and Raspberry Pi to run text version of Wikipedia pages on his 1986 Mac Plus.

By George! Doesn't it look a bit creepy? British firm sells sinister-looking porcelain doll that it says looks like the Royal Baby

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This creepy Prince George lookalike, designed for a distribution firm in Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, is on sale for £129.95.

 
   

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Hero who saved 100 lives: Bombardier freed himself from debris of destroyed army control room and fought off Taliban fighters armed only with a radio and a pistol

Bombardier Aaron Collins

Aaron Collins, from Hartlepool, was serving in Afghanistan for the third time when he found himself trapped underneath the collapsed rubble with Taliban soldiers shooting at him from just 10 meters away. The 25-year-old managed to free himself from the debris inside the destroyed army control room and single-handedly set about helping his colleagues, who were also trapped, while fighting off the firing Taliban.

Ancient Roman statue that inspired Mark Twain and Lord Byron leaves Europe for the first time in historic loan to Washington DC

On tour: Ancient Roman statue the Dying Gaul is to go on display for the first time in the U.S.

An ancient Roman statue that inspired Mark Twain and Lord Byron to comment on its beauty is to go on display in Washington DC.

'Brother Bin Laden is a great inspiration to me': Authorities thwart suicide bombing 'by Islamic extremist flight technician who plotted to blow up Kansas airport'

Terry Lee Loewen, 58, was arrested on Friday morning at Mid-Continent regional airport in Wichita. Grissom said the man planned to drive a car that he believed was full of explosives into a terminal at the airport

Terry Lee Loewen, 58, was arrested on Friday morning at Mid-Continent regional airport in Wichita. Grissom said the man planned to drive a car that he believed was full of explosives into a terminal at the airport.

Historic snow fall turns Holy Land into the scenes we see in Christmas cards with first flakes in some parts for a century

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The rare sight of pristine white precipitation greeted stunned residents of Cairo this morning who took to social media to express their shock at the freak weather in the usually sweltering capital. Elsewhere, citizens have been told not to enter or leave Jerusalem and nearly 1,500 people have had to be evacuated from stranded vehicles overnight. Ben Gurion airport near Tel Aviv was shut earlier this morning and Egypt's main ports on the Mediterranean and the Red Sea remained closed for the third straight day due to bad weather.

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Fretting about the big day? Well, don't - because John Torode and Gregg Wallace are here to help you with their personal tips for a stress-free kitchen

Fretting about the big day? Well, don't - because John Torode and Gregg Wallace are here to help you with their personal tips for a stress-free kitchen

Today the subject is Christmas kitchen tips, or more accurately ‘how to get through the day without wanting to stick your own head in the oven’.

The bike that's a breath of fresh air: Bicycle with in-built air purifier spares cyclists from mouthfuls of exhaust fumes

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The concept bike, imagined by a Bangkok-based design agency, includes a filter to capture pollutants and a frame that converts sunlight to energy.

China's plan to build £25bn rival to the Panama Canal across Nicaragua

High hopes: Oscar Torres, a 62-year-old retired construction worker takes photos of a banner showing a map of Nicaragua with possible routes of the Inter-Oceanic canal

Nicaragua struck the deal with a billionaire Chinese businessman, Wang Jing, to build a 130-mile canal through its land in June with the promise of up to 40,000 jobs.

More EastEnders than Highlanders: Whiskey is being distilled in London for the first time in more than a century

Whiskey is being made in London for the first time in more than 100 years, thanks to the London Distillery Company, co-founded by Darren Rock (pictured)

The London Distillery Company, based in Battersea, has been granted the capital's first licence to produce single malt whiskey since the early 1900s.

'It's freezing now. I seek refuge in God': Plight of the Syrian refugees dying of cold in Lebanon after authorities refuse to grant their camps official recognition

Chill: A youngster braces against the cold at a camp for Syrian refugees

The season's first snow settled in parts of Lebanon this week, giving refugee children who have fled the war in Syria the opportunity for a snowball fight outside their tents.

Scientists develop breakthrough system for predicting how quickly and where the next global pandemic could spread

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The threat of a global pandemic remains one of the most serious threats to the future of the human race, but now scientists have developed a breakthrough system for predicting how rapidly an outbreak might spread and where.

We're surrounded by SPACE JUNK: Incredible image reveals the disused rockets and abandoned satellites that orbit Earth

Based on a data archive, each miniature sphere in thisimage represents an existing object orbiting in space. There are currently around 22,000 objects in orbit that are big enough for officials on the ground to track

Created by German photographer, Michael Najjar, each miniature sphere in the image represents an existing object orbiting in space.

Floor wheel drive: Builders concrete a truck to the pavement they are working on after owner refuses to move it

Payback: The truck driver came back to find his vehicle cemented to the road

The bizarre incident happened in Belo Horizonte, Brazil's third largest city. A pick-up was believed parked on the street near a construction site where the sidewalk was being increased.

Channel 4 under fire over expletive-laden Comedy Awards ceremony as Ofcom receives complaints about swearing

Channel 4 under fire over expletive-laden Comedy Awards ceremony as Ofcom receives complaints about swearing

Viewers have turned on the broadcaster after the annual ceremony was called the worst in its 23-year history. Ofcom has today confirmed it has already received a number of complaints about swearing and offensive jokes. Many of the stars were drunk, which led to a series of off-colour speeches and sketches. Host Jonathan Ross had a ventriloquist's mask strapped to his face (right) and award-winner Lee Mack forced him to say 'Hello Andrew Sachs', 'I'm so sorry for being a c***'. An inebriated Alan Carr (top left) told singer Nicole Scherzinger he wanted to 'Sh-f*** your sh-brains out' on stage, while Johnny Vegas (bottom left) said some winners did not deserve their awards and took a swipe at Ricky Gervais. Afterwards even Jonathan Ross turned on Channel 4, calling them 'f****** idiots' after they cut the end of the show.

   

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