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Posted on 'The Free Patriot' by: Matt Liponoga

 


American Politics Summed Up In One Hilarious Joke

 

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.” “No problem, just let me in,” says the man. “Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.” “Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the senator. “I’m sorry, but we have our rules.” And with that, St . Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises… The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him. “Now it’s time to visit heaven.” So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. “Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.” The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.” So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. “I don’t understand,” stammers the senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?” The devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning…Today you voted.”

 


The following video was contributed by Rick Wiles of www.trunews.com:

 

 

A lesson in Socialism.

 

 

 

President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

Obama: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day"

Cashier: "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.” “Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama: Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

 

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

http://youtu.be/ZMQeuR8oGAo

 

 

 

 

 

 Finally the Answer -

 

.... and that, my friends, is why the chicken crossed the road.

 

A Laugh A Day, Keeps The Grim Reaper Away

 

www.kids.yahoo.com/jokes  

(Yahoo Kids Jokes)

www.jokesbykids.com  

(Jokes By Kids)

www.jokes.christiansunite.com

(Clean Christian Jokes)

www.jokesgalore.com  

(Jokes Galore)

 


Kids World:


Kid Friendly Sites


 

www.nickjr.com  

(Nickelodeon Jr.)

www.nickelodeon.com

 (Nickelodeon)

www.nationalgeographic.com  

(National Geographic Kids)

 


LANGUAGE:


  Language Aids

www.aslpro.com

Visual Aid To Assist In American Sign Language

 

 

WISE OLD SAYINGS - Words to Live by....

http://www.wiseoldsayings.com/asl-resource-guide.php

 

 

A WORD OF THE WISE REGARDING SIGN LANGUAGE...

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=83365.0

 

 

Family Health Reference To ASL

http://usinsurancenet.com/family-health-reference-to-asl/

A complex visual language in which people communicate using their body,

face and, most recognizably, their hands.

 

 

www.rosettastone.com  

(Rosetta Stone)

www.livemocha.com  

(Language Learning Community)

www.learnalanguage.com  

(Learn A Language Online)

 


LIGHTING:

 

 

ZIG ZAG LIGHTING

 http://www.zigzaglights.com/

 

  What is Zigzag Lights?

 Unique, self assembly lighting system. Thirty interlocking quadrilaterals.

 ZIGZAG LIGHTS TONS OF FUN POSSIBILITIES

 

 


MAIL ORDER/CATALOGS:

 

www.lehmans.com

Hardware, Appliance, Natural and Home Goods



MEDICAL:

Medical Information:

 

www.24houraddictionhelp.org  

(Addiction Hotline 24/7)

www.webmd.com  

(Better Info. Better Health)

www.doctoroz.com  

(Dr. Oz)

www.healthline.com

(Medical Info.)

www.askonlinedoctors.com  

(Ask Doctors Online)

www.drmonalisa.com

(Medical Intuitive)

www.phoenixtears.ca/

(One of the many "Natural" Cures for Cancer)

"NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA"

 


MUSIC:

 

iHeart.com

 

Music To My Ears

www.letssingit.com  

(Music Lyrics & Video Links)

 

www.youtube.com/goodsondemand  

(Goods On Demand Channel)

www.youtube.com/michaeljackson  

(Earth Song)

www.muse.mu  

(Resistance)

www.youtube/wilsonphillips  

(Hold On)

www.youtube.com/genesis.com  

(Land Of Confusion)

www.youtube.com/billyjoel  

(We Didn't Start The Fire)

www.youtube.com/selenagomez  

(Naturally)

www.youtube.com/justinbieber  

(Never Say Never)

www.youtube.com/lionelrichie

(You Are My Destiny)

www.youtube.com/paulmccartney&wings  

(Live And Let Die)

www.youtube.com/chicago  

(You're The Inspiration)

 


NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE:


Out Of Body Experience (OBE's);

Near Death Experiences

 

www.outofbodytravel.org  

(Marilynn Hughes)

www.nderf.org

 (Jody A. Long, JD & Jeffery P. Long, MD)

www.near-death.com  

(Dr. Melvin Morse)


NEW WORLD ORDER:

 

 

ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.1/9

 

http://youtu.be/42N6LrEpPyI

 


ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.2/9

 

http://youtu.be/DmbYaMgxNLE

 

 

ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.3/9

http://youtu.be/hm3TOJ_yLqs

 

 

 

ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.4/9

http://youtu.be/JiRds9cKlUg

 


ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!!  PT.5/9

http://youtu.be/SOdDOCX9Sis

 


ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.6/9

http://youtu.be/i1oNwWfRzAs

 


ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.7/9

http://youtu.be/Yx3dDaKVs5E

 

 


ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.8/9

http://youtu.be/k0uyl7fxXhw

 

ILLUMINATI GOES PUBLIC WITH NWO!! MUST SEE!! PT.9/9

http://youtu.be/pW255YiymM0

 

 

 

Guillotines To Be Used On NWO Resistance

 

http://youtu.be/5pLGBEV5KMo

 

 

 

 

 

 




                   NUMEROLOGY:

                   


          By The Numbers

 

www.numberslady.com  

(Glynis McCants)