Since quitting Man United Fergie has made millions from his book and gets £100,000 for public speaking. He's a... Gold age pensioner

Sir Alex Ferguson

MATT LAWTON: Sir Alex Ferguson always feared retirement. 'I have been on the train for so long that when I get off it, I am scared my body will shut down,' he once said. The evidence suggests he simply boarded a different train the moment he alighted the Manchester United express.

Watch us go! United manager Moyes plots a new year surge to Premier League title

On the up: Manchester United

David Moyes has insisted Manchester United can still retain their Barclays Premier League title and warned they will get even better when Robin van Persie returns. United, who face Tottenham at home on Wednesday evening, are only eight points behind leaders Arsenal and are on a six-game winning streak in all competitions.

West Ham prepared to gamble and bid £8m for Southampton striker Lambert

Gamble: West Ham are prepared to make an £8million move for Southampton striker Rickie Lambert

West Ham are ready to change their transfer policy and make an £8million move for Southampton striker Rickie Lambert in a bid to avoid relegation.

Spurs rap Assou-Ekotto over race tweet inviting comedian to Spurs

Troublesome tweet: Benoit Assou-Ekotto invited comedian Dieudonne M¿bala M¿bala to Tottenham

Benoit Assou-Ekotto was at the centre of another French race storm after it emerged that he had invited Dieudonne M'bala M'bala to a game at Tottenham.

Walking wounded! Wenger could lose 11 of his top players for clash against Cardiff

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Arsene Wenger faces an injury crisis ahead of today's visit of Cardiff with up to 11 senior players set to miss the clash.

TRANSFER GUIDE: Everything you need to know about YOUR club's January plans

Top targets

The January transfer window is about to swing open once again, but who will your club target in the market? Here, Sportsmail's SIMON JONES runs the rule over each Premier League club's ambitions when the window begins on New Year's Day.

Palace hope loan rule doesn't scupper chances of signing Zaha from United

On the move: Wilfried Zaha looks set to leave Manchester United on loan in the transfer window

Crystal Palace want to re-sign Wilfried Zaha on loan until the end of the season but their hopes are being threatened by Premier League red tape.

Spurs warn Italian giants Inter and Juventus that Lamela is not available

Staying out: Erik Lamela won't be allowed to leave Tottenham in the January transfer window

Tottenham have told Inter Milan, Juventus and Roma that Erik Lamela will not be available on loan this month. There has been plenty of interest in the midfielder

Besiktas target out-of-favour Lescott but defender wants to stay in England

Turkish delight? Joleon Lescott is wanted by Besiktas but would rather remain in the Premier League

Besiktas want to sign Joleon Lescott from City. He is out of contract in the summer, although Manuel Pellegrini has said no players will be leaving.

EXCLUSIVE: Revealed - the former Liverpool analyst who put a Spanish twist on West Brom's hunt for a new manager

EXCLUSIVE: Revealed - the former Liverpool analyst who put a Spanish twist on West Brom's hunt for a new manager

Dave McDonough, an analyst who worked under Rafael Benitez at Liverpool, has been unmasked as the man who has given West Bromwich Albion’s managerial search a Spanish twist. The self-confessed Reds’ fan is among a quorum of five who, along with chairman Jeremy Peace, have been detailed as finding a successor to Steve Clarke.

MARTIN KEOWN: In the squad we trust is the mantra now for top flight bosses

Chop and change: Arsenal have been forced to rotate their squad after picking up injuries

The festive football calendar is always tough, but with so many games crammed into a few days, it's a great indicator of who is best equipped to go for the title. It's about more than just having a good squad; you need a man who knows how to manage his players and get the best out of them.

Taylor ready to quit Newcastle after being frozen out since August

Moving on: Steven Taylor is set to leave Newcastle after being frozen out of the first team

Steven Taylor is ready to leave Newcastle to restart his career. The former England Under 21 defender has not figured since being sent off in August.

It's City's title to win, insists Mourinho as Chelsea boss starts mind games

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Jose Mourinho has opened the mind games with Manuel Pellegrini by insisting Manchester City should walk away with the title.

Rodgers warns the Anfield factor will 'turn the title race' with his side still to host top title contenders

Confident: Brendan Rodgers backs his side to cause a torrid time for the top teams yet to visit Anfield this season

Brendan Rodgers has warned Liverpool’s title rivals to prepare for their ‘toughest 90 minutes of the season’ when they head to Anfield.

ASH WEDNESDAY: Seven subs is a luxury for managers.... but all these big names on the bench is doing nothing for the league

Ash Wednesday

NEIL ASHTON: Having seven substitutes in each team is a luxury for managers at the top end of the table and they can feed their faces on all that talent. As for the standard, it does nothing for the league itself. What is the motivation for players to play football elsewhere when they can get a few games here and there at City or Liverpool?

Buy your piece of Huddlestone hair today! Hull begin auction on Ebay (...and highest bid is already £2,000)

The wait is over: Tom Huddlestone can finally get a haircut after vowing not to do so until he scored

Football supporters can own a chunk of Tom Huddlestone's hair after the club began an auction for a piece of his bushy barnet on Ebay.

Blues in the red: Chelsea announce loss of £49.4m after small profit

In the red: Chelsea have announced a loss of £49.4m for the year ending June 2013

Chelsea have announced an annual loss of £49.4million in their latest financial figures, released on Tuesday. It is a slip back into the red.

Bolton are £164m in debt! Former Premier League side face cash fears

Bolton

Bolton Wanderers could be forced to offload their prized assets in January after revealing debts totalling a staggering £163.8million.

Essien could exit Chelsea in window... but only for a Champions League club

Open door: Michael Essien's agent said he could leave Chelsea in the transfer window, but only for a big club

Michael Essien could leave Chelsea, after just three league appearances this season and being left out of the Champions League squad.

I'll show you that United are the real deal! Moyes makes his new year resolution as Old Trafford boss vows to improve in 2014

Manchester United

IAN LADYMAN: David Moyes exited his press conference on Tuesday afternoon with a final wish. ‘I hope it’s a good year for you,’ he said. As he looks forward to the second half of his first season at Manchester United, Moyes will hope for some good fortune himself.

I'll sweet talk Abbey with lure of London to recruit Crouch, says Crystal Palace manager Pulis

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Tony Pulis is hopeful he has an ally in Strictly Come Dancing winner Abbey Clancy as he tries to tempt her husband Peter Crouch into joining relegation-threatened Crystal Palace in the January transfer window.

Rodgers determined his Reds won't get mauled by rampant Tigers

Blown lead: Liverpool are coming off a 2-1 defeat to Chelsea after leading 1-0 through Martin Skrtel

Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers has stressed the Reds are determined to avoid a repeat of the mistakes made in their recent encounter with Hull.

Best is yet to come! Pellegrini warns that City are just getting started

More to come? Man City have been in scintillating form at home this season and are a point behind leaders Arsenal

Manuel Pellegrini believes English football hasn't seen the best of him or his team. Pellegrini has been Manchester City manager for just six months.

EXCLUSIVE: West Ham agree deal to sign Heitinga from Everton as Big Sam reinforces for relegation battle

On the move: John Heitinga (right) is leaving Everton to join West Ham's battle against relegation

Sam Allardyce has reinforced West Ham's bid for Barclays Premier League survival by agreeing a deal for experienced Everton player John Heitinga.

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Meulensteen confident Curbishley and Wilkins can save Fulham from the drop

Rene Meulensteen

Too many cooks? Not so in the mind of Rene Meulensteen, who hopes Fulham’s consortium of top-flight managers can save a wretched season so far. The trio of Meulensteen, Alan Curbishley and Ray Wilkins will need to draw on all their experience if they are to untangle the mess at Craven Cottage.

Guitar hero Lionel! Musician Messi brings in 2014 with a tune for girlfriend Antonella

Messi

What better way to bring in the new year than playing a few tunes on your guitar? That's what Lionel Messi was up to as he chilled with girlfriend Antonella Roccuzzo on New Year's Eve. Roccuzzo posted the picture on her Instagram, saying: 'Ending the year with a bit of music.'

Premier League team news and stats for every match on New Year's Day

Team news: Get the latest line-ups and stats ahead of the Premier League weekend

Sportsmail brings you the latest squad news and stats on every top flight fixture for New Year's Day as it breaks.

Fulham keen on signing West Ham star Morrison with Meulensteen eager to link up with ex-United youngster

Wanted man: Fulham are keen on signing West Ham's Ravel Morrison but face a battle to persuade him to leave

Fulham are considering a bid for Ravel Morrison in the January window but face a battle to persuade him to leave West Ham.

Allegri to leave Milan in summer! With Italian giants struggling in Serie A, boss confirms this season is his last

Call it quits: Massimiliano Allegri has confirmed he will leave AC Milan in the summer

Massimiliano Allegri has confirmed he will leave AC Milan in the summer after a troubled season at the San Siro.

Orient's New Year's Day clash with Bristol City is postponed after damage to Matchroom Stadium floodlights

Postponed: Leyton Orient will no longer host Bristol City on New Year's Day after stadium damage

Leyton Orient's League One clash with Bristol City at the Matchroom Stadium on New Year's Day has been postponed due to structural damage.

MARTIN SAMUEL: Anelka should be banned for 16 games... this was twice as harmful as Suarez and Terry when you consider the thought behind it

Race rows: Anelka's 'quenelle', Suarez and Evra argue and Terry and Ferdinand trade insults

What Luis Suarez said, what John Terry said, was for private consumption, no matter how unpalatable. It was abuse, horrid, racist abuse but ultimately meaningless. The words may be offensive but they do not go anywhere. Nicolas Anelka's gesture does. It introduces people to a cynical way to deny the Holocaust.

Trouble has followed Anelka... French striker who earned nickname Le Sulk

Nicolas Anelka of France

When he arrived at Arsenal in 1997, Nicolas Anelka was a fragile 17-year-old but under Arsene Wenger he became one of the deadliest strikers.

CUT IT OUT! Shamed Anelka forced to stop sick salutes as Nasri says sorry

Race row: Samir Nasri

Samir Nasri has become the latest Premier League star to be caught up in the anti-Semitic storm surrounding Nicolas Anelka.

I won't do it again! Anelka finished with sick 'quenelle' celebration

Anelka

Nicolas Anelka has vowed not to repeat his controversial 'quenelle' goal celebration after West Brom demanded he explain his actions.

Kicking off with £35m of deals 11 years ago to a record £225m spree, here's the history of the January transfer window... plus, the hits and misses of the panic buys

The January transfer window through the years

The 12th January transfer window is sure to spring up one or two surprises, with clubs acting hastily to reverse poor form or strengthen their title quest. Going back to 2003, a total of £1.04bn has been spent in January yet this window continues to be the baby brother of the summer marketplace. Here are the highlights...

United have played 1,000 games against London teams... so, as they prepare to face Spurs, what is their record against the capital's finest?

Well supported in the capital: And maybe it's because Manchester United impress against the London clubs

Against West Ham earlier this month, United played their 1000th game against London opposition, and the 3-1 victory handed David Moyes' team a 494th win.

Double blow for Moyes as Van Persie and Rooney could miss Spurs clash

Late test: Robin van Persie (left) is definitely out while Wayne Rooney (right) is doubtful

Manchester United could be without star striking duo Robin van Persie and Wayne Rooney for their Premier League encounter with Tottenham.

'People say when you leave Man United you go down, but I feel like I've gone up', insists Tottenham's Fryers

Talent: Tottenham left back Zeki Fryers left Manchester United for Standard Liege in 2012

As Manchester United prepare to delve back into the transfer market to find a long-term successor for Patrice Evra another one of those young talents who got away returns to Old Trafford.

Fulham trail £3.5m Danish striker Makienok with Stoke and Palace keen

Target: Fulham are looking to beat Stoke and Crystal Palace to Brondby's Danish striker Simon Makienok

Fulham have made an enquiry for 6ft 7ins Danish striker Simon Makienok. Crystal Palace and Stoke have also watched the Brondby striker.

Sign Ibrahimovic! Schmeichel insists Swedish ace is perfect for United

Come on over: Schmeichel believes Ibrahimovic would fit in perfectly at Old Trafford with Manchester United

Former Manchester United No 1 Peter Schmeichel has urged the club to do everything they can do sign Paris Saint-Germain's Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Cardiff keen on Blackpool boss Ince if top target Solskjaer turns down Tan

Option: Blackpool boss Paul Ince is under consideration for the Cardiff job after overseeing a fine opening half to the Championship season

Cardiff City have not given up on appointing Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as their next manager, but are preparing to move for Blackpool's Paul Ince.

Celtic target Wolves striker Griffiths as Lennon eyes proven goalscorer

Sound of music: Leigh Griffiths is a target for Celtic in the January transfer window

Celtic are preparing a shock £1million move for Scotland international striker Leigh Griffiths. Neil Lennon is scouring the market for a goalscorer.

Palace target Hennessey as Pulis looks to bolster goalkeeping options

Loan ranger: Hennessey appeared 12 times for Yeovil in the Championship earlier this season

Crystal Palace want Wolves keeper Wayne Hennessey as they start to make signings designed to keep them in the Barclays Premier League.

Long-term plan: Hull boss Bruce keen to sign £6m rated striker in January

One the move? Steve Bruce is keen to sign West Brom striker Shane Long

Steve Bruce has continued to monitor Shane Long and is considering making a £6million offer after narrowly missing out on the player in the summer.

Ronaldo and his FIVE-MAN massage! Real superstar limbers up for desert duel against Ibrahimovic with extra-special treatment

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Cristiano Ronaldo began preparations for the latest instalment of his rivalry with Zlatan Ibrahimovic with a Real Madrid massage, while the Swede trained with his Paris Saint-Germain team-mates. Real meet PSG in a glamour friendly in Qatar on Thursday. The two European giants are enjoying winter breaks in Qatar.

JAMIE REDKNAPP: Players swapping shirts at half-time is ridiculous (although I did once ask Zidane for his after the break...)

Bad move: Samuel Eto'o and Mamadou Sakho swapped shorts at half-time of Chelsea v Liverpool

A few shirts I collected in my career are in a cupboard, but you must finish the job, then swap shirts. Anything else just looks ridiculous and I'm sure the players involved won't be doing it again.

Stand by your man: Pulis urges Norwich to stick with manager Hughton

Stand by your man: Tony Pulis has urged Norwich to stick with Chris Hughton

Tony Pulis has urged Norwich to stick by under pressure manager Chris Hughton even if his Crystal Palace side drag them into the relegation mire

EXCLUSIVE: Spanish giants Atletico make first move for Celtic striker Samaras

On his way? Georgios Samaras could leave Celtic for Spanish giants Atletico Madrid

Georgios Samaras has emerged as a shock transfer target for Spanish title contenders Atletico Madrid. The Greek international is out of contract in the summer and is expected to leave Celtic after showing no inclination to accept the offer of a new deal. A target for Hull City boss Steve Bruce, Samaras has also been linked with Italians Lazio.

Bring it on! Ally tells his Rangers to use away day abuse to their advantage

Flying: Rangers endured a barrage of abuse from Dunfermline fans as they put four unanswered goals past them

Ally McCoist has urged his Rangers players to harness the hostility they are facing at away grounds and use it to fuel their return to the top of Scottish football.

All frills! Thistle midfielder Fraser dons pink fairy attire in training as a forfeit for being 'worst trainer of the week'

Gary Fraser

Partick Thistle may not be producing much sparkle on the pitch, but behind the scenes on the training ground the Scottish Premiership side are all frills.

Douglas tips England keeper Forster to shatter his clean sheet record

Celtic's Fraser Forster

Rab Douglas last night tipped Fraser Forster to shatter his Celtic record of seven consecutive league clean sheets.

YouTube footage showing Goodwin's forearm smash is blasted by Lennon

Jim Goodwin

St Mirren bosss Danny Lennon launched a verbal broadside at Dundee United after the Tannadice club highlighted a forearm smash by Jim Goodwin.

McCoist admits he may not have stuck with Rangers in the lower leagues

Rangers man: Ally McCoist isn't sure if he would have stuck with his side in the third tier had they folded in 1992

Ally McCoist admitted that, had the club been liquidated while he was at the peak as a player, he may not have sacrificed three years to get them back to the top.

ADRIAN DURHAM: Wilshere, Lukaku and Sterling make my top-six stars so far this season, but who is No 1?

Durham

These six players don't always grab the headlines, others may have scored more goals, others might actually be better, but pound-for-pound, for me, the following players have either improved dramatically or they've had a bigger impact for their team than anyone else.

You're wrong, Jose! Rodgers defends Reds striker after post-match jibe

Disbelief: Rodgers said after the game at Stamford Bridge that Liverpool could have had two penalties

JOHN EDWARDS: Brendan Rodgers has hit back at Jose Mourinho and told the Chelsea manager he was wrong to label Luis Suarez a diver.

Suarez's scoring heroics, Arsenal's impressive points haul and Newcastle's (lack of) English scorers... 2013 in numbers

Goal machine: Liverpool striker Luis Suarez found the back of the net on 29 occasions during 2013

As another year draws to a close and we enter 2014, Sportsmail takes a look back at the last 365 days of Premier League action... in numbers.

Martinez: £50m for Barkley? Forget it, that wouldn't even get him on loan!

Promising talent: Everton's Ross Barkley (right) has emerged as one of the country's best young midfielders

Roberto Martinez laughed off reports of an imminent £50m Man United bid for Ross Barkley and told them: 'You wouldn't even get him on loan for that.'

Bale is No 1... on Google! Welsh winger is top searched footballer in 2013, AHEAD of Messi and Ronaldo

Number one: Gareth Bale was the most searched for footballer on Google in 2013

Gareth Bale has had some year. The winger secured a record breaking dream move to Real Madrid. And it has just got better...

Villa boss Lambert insists Benteke can make comeback for New Year's clash

Main man: Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert is hopeful Christian Benteke (above) can return against Sunderland

Aston Villa boss Paul Lambert is optimistic about Christian Benteke's chances of being back in the team for the New Year's Day match at Sunderland.

Chelsea target Guarin hints at London switch by lauding Jose as the best

No 1: Inter Milan midfielder Fredy Guarin (right) said that Jose Mourinho was the best manager in the game

Inter Milan star Fredy Guarin has cast fresh doubt over his future in Italy by admitting Jose Mourinho is the best manager there is.

ADRIAN DURHAM: West Ham sign Peterborough teen Gordon... but what can the striker bring to the Hammers?

Hammer time: Gordon has signed for West Ham following a successful trial period at the club

West Ham announced the signing of teenage striker Jaanai Gordon from Peterborough. Here, ADRIAN DURHAM gives the lowdown on the youngster...

Charlie Adam... the beast is watching you! Sandro promises revenge

The beast is watching you: Sandro posts a pic on Instagram intending to scare Stoke's Charlie Adam

With the wrath of his club seemingly not enough, Tottenham midfielder Sandro has issued his own threat to Stoke City's Charlie Adam.

Wish you were here, Sergio: Crocked City star Aguero watches on as Pellegrini's side train ahead of Swansea clash... but Clichy may need to remove his snood to play!

Sergio Aguero

After a fine festive period, the Manchester City players trained ahead of a trip to Swansea on New Years Day knowing a win will put them top of the table, momentarily at least.

After less time at No 1 than Bob the Builder, Liverpool are paying the price for failing to beat the four teams above them. So, Rodgers - Can You Fix It?

Luis Suarez

Liverpool: top of the tree on Christmas Day, fifth by New Year's Day. Even Bob the Builder spent longer as Christmas No 1.

United target Velkov as Moyes asks for first refusal on talented Bulgarian teen

Hot shot: Stefan Velkov (right) of Bulgaria battles it out with Julian Brandt of Germany in an Under 17s match

Manchester United have asked for first option on Slavia Sofia youngster Stefan Velkov. The 17-year-old underwent a week's trial earlier this month.

FOOTBALL LEAGUE COLUMN: McCarthy making myth a reality at Ipswich... and Hogan is Rochdale's hero in League Two

McCarthy

JOE RIDGE: When Mick McCarthy was out of work and linked with every Championship job going for much of 2012, a myth was bandied about. McCarthy's teams, it was said, were defensively solid. But a closer look at his managerial career and that theory couldn't be further from the truth - whisper it, though, because it was that reputation that got Barnsley-born McCarthy his current job at Ipswich.

Watford handed fined £5,000 for players' protest at Ipswich penalty award

Hands-on: Italian defender Gabriella Angella (left) joins in the protests against the penalty award

Watford have been fined £5,000 by the Football Association after admitting a charge of misconduct. The Hornets were accused of failing to ensure their players conducted themselves in an orderly fashion and/or refrained from provocative behaviour against Ipswich on December 21.

EXCLUSIVE: Charlton join foreign legion as Belgian agrees takeover deal

Takeover time: Charlton (Yann Kermorgant, pictured right) are the latest club to have a foreign owner

CHARLES SALE: Charlton are the latest English club to come under foreign ownership with a deal agreed Belgian millionaire Roland Duchatelet.

All the games, teams and stadiums: Click here for our interactive World Cup guide

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Hover over each group, team, day or stadium in our interactive guide to the 2014 World Cup in Brazil

Grudge match! Spain face Holland in repeat of heated 2010 final... as France get dream draw

No red: Netherlands' Nigel de Jong (left) fouls Spain's midfielder Xabi Alonso during the 2010 final

Spain and Holland will play each other in Group B in a repeat of the 2010 World Cup's heated final in South Africa.

Brazilian beauty forced to cover up for Ballon d'Or awards after complaints from Iran over revealing draw dress

Glamorous assistant: Ms Lima helps FIFA Secretary General Jerome Valcke (right) conduct the draw

Football fans across the world have suffered a blow after Brazilian model Fernanda Lima says she will cover up for the FIFA Ballon d'Or gala in January.

Brazil, beaches and the beautiful game... 10 reasons why this will be the greatest World Cup ever

Why this World Cup could be the best ever

For Brazil 2014, with its colour, carnival and collection of superstars, is set to reignite the planet's passion for the tournament.

FIXTURES: Your complete guide to every game in Brazil

Iconic: The Maracana Stadium is seen behind Rio De Janeiro's famous Christ the Redeemer statue

Check out when and where each team will be playing throughout the group and knockout stages when football returns to the beautiful game's spiritual home.

Even Brazil never play there! Roy knows England face test in Manaus

Doing his bit: Roy Hodgson was at the Teenage Cancer Trust Hub at University College Hospital

Roy Hodgson has admitted that playing a game at the World Cup in the sweltering heat of Manaus is not something which can benefit England.

England schedule blow as World Cup opener in the Amazon brought forward

Challenge: England manager Roy Hodgson's side will have to deal with the heat in Manaus after the first game of the Cup was brought forward

England's World Cup chances have been dealt another blow after FIFA brought forward the kick-off time for their game in Manaus against Italy.

KIT SPECIAL: All the strips your country will be wearing at Brazil 2014

Brazil, Argentina, Spain and Germany have already unveiled their kits

With many countries releasing their strips in the run up to the World Cup, Sportsmail gives its assessment on each team's kits which you will see in Brazil.

World Cup 2014 venues: Your guide to Brazil's 12 stadiums

World Cup stadiums

England have been handed a tricky draw for the World Cup next summer, starting off with a 2am game in Manaus against Italy.

Blatter confirms vanishing spray will be used to during the World Cup

Vanishing spray: Sepp Blatter has confirmed that vanishing spray to mark out free-kicks will be used at the 2014 World Cup

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that a vanishing spray would be used to mark out free-kicks at next year's World Cup finals in Brazil.

Mourinho's anti-football could win Chelsea the title... but no-one else has a player like Suarez, so let's see what Rodgers is made of

Durham

ADRIAN DURHAM: It was the game Jose Mourinho wanted - he had promised to make Chelsea more boring. He delivered, and he got the point he craved. This anti-football could win them the title, which would be a shame for some of the quality footballing sides around them right now.

BETTING SLIP: Liverpool to bounce back, top Gunners to keep firing, United to sink Spurs plus top tips and 2014 Premier League specials in our New Year guide

Hard to take: Luis Suarez (right) and his Liverpool team-mates were beaten by Chelsea last time out

Two defeats on the bounce have hit Liverpool hard but they should get back on track against Hull while Arsenal can stay top. Find out who else we're tipping and take a look at our 2014 Premier League specials in our New Year betting guide.

The Greatest League in the World? More like The Beautiful and The Damned

Contrast: Theo Walcott and Arsenal are flying but West Ham are down in the dumps

JEFF POWELL: A game of two halves? Now it's a table of two halves. The Great Divide, in football, is not between north and south.

KEVIN KILBANE: If Rooney had joined Chelsea they would be 10 points clear...

Kevin Kilbane (left) and Wayne Rooney (right) of Everton celebrate scoring their third goal against Manchester United

Even when he was the new boy on the block at Everton, it didn't take much to wind Wayne Rooney up on the training ground.

Arsenal are flying, Moyes is finding his feet and West Ham are falling... so how does your club rate halfway through the season?

Sportsmail gives out half-term reports for all 20 Premier League clubs

We are at the mid-way point in this most engaging of seasons. There have been shock upsets, thrilling goals, decisive matches and enough bonkers storylines to write a Christmas panto.

MAD DOG ON MONDAY: Rodgers was right to rant about Mason

Mad Dog on Monday

Martin 'Mad Dog' Allen returns with the third of his new weekly columns for MailOnline Sport. The former Gillingham boss does not hold back with his views.

GARY NEVILLE: We have to act now to stop the grass-roots of game withering

John Ruddy, Theo Walcott and Joe Hart have all emerged through academy systems into the England national squad

Earlier this month I visited Gigg Lane, the ground of my home-town club, Bury. If I have Manchester United in my soul, then Bury has a place in my heart.

Watch goalless United midfielder Kagawa net his first of the season... against 55 kids!

Shinji Kagawa might be without a goal for Manchester United this season but the midfielder showed he still knows where the goal is on a recent visit to his native Japan - by scoring against 55 children.

   

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