The Onion’s Tips For Hosting A New Year’s Eve Party
Millions of people are preparing to ring in the new year by hosting friends and family for a night of food, fun, and festivity.
Cousins Meaner This Year
POTOMAC, MD—Noting a perceptible shift in the young relatives’ general attitude and demeanor, Weinberg family sources confirmed Thursday that cousins Jason Weinberg, 13, and ...
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together
OAK CREEK, WI—Turning on the television while unpacking tablets, iPhones, and laptops from their suitcases, members of the McPherson family communed from across the ...
The Onion Looks Back At 'It's A Wonderful Life'
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the holiday classic 'It's A Wonderful Life' in this week's Film Standard
The Onion’s Tips For Spreading Christmas Cheer
The Christmas season is a special time of year that is meant to be filled with joy and goodwill. Here are The Onion’s tips ...
The Onion's Tips For Decorating A Christmas Tree
The holiday season is already here, but your new Christmas tree still doesn’t quite have that festive look.
The Onion Reviews 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug'
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug' in this week's Film Standard
