reddit is a platform for internet communities

where your votes shape what the world is talking about.

learn more ›

We are the Pornhub team. Ask Us Anything. by Katie_Pornhubin IAmA

[–]Eightdaysago -1 points0 points ago

Are you hiring?

Jerry Seinfeld here. I will give you an answer. by _Seinfeldin IAmA

[–]Eightdaysago 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Seinfeld,

Thanks for doing the AMA. I've been a big fan of the Seinfeld TV show. I had all of the seasons of the show on DVD until my #%*+ of an ex-wife took them in the divorce. :)

Anyways you've rarely acted in films compared to your peers. With such power behind your name, I would have thought you would have done more movies. Have you ever been involved in a movie project but declined or do you have a distaste of acting in movies?

What is your most prized possession that isn't actually worth anything to anyone else? by Skukuin AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 0 points1 point ago

I don't think it's worth anything, I haven't had it looked at but it's not very heavy. I think it's made of cheap material. It's old though and it has been passed down three generations of my family which is cool. I remember my uncle wore it all the time before he passed.

What is your most prized possession that isn't actually worth anything to anyone else? by Skukuin AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 1 point2 points ago

I have a ring that my great grandfather bought during WW2 while over seas. It is a silver ring with some kind of stone in the middle. The stone has a carving of a woman's facial profile. My uncle had it and gave it to me in his will when he died in the 90's. It looks Victorian but I've never had anyone look at it. Plus a small corner of the stone broke off.

I also have a stuffed polar bear from when I was a child. My grandfather gave it to me. It's the only stuffed animal I kept as I got older. It's in storage in my basement though.

What are your thoughts about using Reddit (particularly this forum) to promote yourself as a prospective adoptive parent(s)? by Eightdaysagoin Adoption

[–]Eightdaysago[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm both an adoptive and foster parent. I feel the forum is very welcome to adopters. My impression regarding the forum is for birth parents, adoptees and adopters to have a community to discussion questions. With that in mind, I do not believe it is a forum for potential adoptive parents to advertise themselves.

First and foremost, Reddit and this sub-reddit are not a private or public adoption agency. While typical subscribers to this forum would more than likely point out sketchy individuals who may try to adopt, we cannot rely on this forum or website to police everyone. People can misrepresent themselves on reddit and I would hate for a bio-parent to be lulled in a false sense of security.

Again, the original post is simply my opinion and does not convey the rules of the forum or personally attack you, I'm sorry if you feel that way. However, I will not back down in my opinion simply because people may feel less welcome or have their feelings hurt.

Advice appreciated by CheerfulBadgerin Adoption

[–]Eightdaysago 8 points9 points ago

Recently I've noticed that there is an increase in posts blaming adoption as a root for ills and woes that have befallen adoptees. That being said, I'm not saying this is or isn't the issue with you. I only post this as advice to ALSO explore other potential causes of your relationship issues and feelings. Good luck with your journey and I wish you well.

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. by DoubleDickDudein IAmA

[–]Eightdaysago 0 points1 point ago

I like to pretend it talks to the ladies. I really don't want it to talk to them.

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. by DoubleDickDudein IAmA

[–]Eightdaysago 1 point2 points ago

lol maybe the vendor just wasn't into the magician?

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. by DoubleDickDudein IAmA

[–]Eightdaysago 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't trying to brag or anything really...

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. by DoubleDickDudein IAmA

[–]Eightdaysago 9 points10 points ago

I like the way you think stranger...

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. by DoubleDickDudein IAmA

[–]Eightdaysago 2657 points2658 points ago

Fuck me, I can't even get one average sized penis and OP gets two.

For my Cake Day, I couldn't think of something witty or funny to post, so I decided to show what you can do with unwanted junk mail. by Eightdaysagoin funny

[–]Eightdaysago[S] 1 point2 points ago

But then I would be rewarding the junk mailers. Although there is some irony in mailing them back junk...

What is the worst thing you've done to another person? [Serious] by Drowned_In_Spaghettiin AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, OP said not to bash confessors, but its going to happen. I mean come on its fucking Reddit. Just because you ask not to be called out on your douche move doesn't mean all of Reddit will listen. Obviously you struck a nerve with your comment and you acknowledge that it was a shitty move. You did something stupid and people are venting their anger and dislike regarding your choice. Frankly, I'd say you need to suck it up and put your big girl panties on.

What is the worst thing you've done to another person? [Serious] by Drowned_In_Spaghettiin AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 0 points1 point ago

As a teenager, my maternal grandmother moved in with my family while she was dying. My grandmother was miserable and grumpy. She would talk mean to my father sometimes, not too bad but bad enough. My dad would always ignore her comments and help take care of her. He chalked it up to her being miserable and dying. One day she made a comment that pissed me off but for the life of me I can't remember it. What I can remember is my response. I told her she was being a miserable bitch and she should thank my dad for what he has done. I also reminded her that this was not her home and I couldn't wait until she left. She died an hour later.

What is the worst thing you've done to another person? [Serious] by Drowned_In_Spaghettiin AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 21 points22 points ago

I'm sharpening my pitchfork...

As a love child of the 60s who was adopted out, why do I always put my SO last? by plasmabrainmainin Adoption

[–]Eightdaysago 2 points3 points ago

I'd have to say you're selfish. As for the reason why you are selfish, I wouldn't know because I don't know enough about you. The fact you are conscious of it allows you to alter your behavior if you wish to do so.

What is one of your worst fears? by Geilonin AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 1 point2 points ago

My worst fear is trying to take a breath and not being able to do so. I've experienced ths twice in my life and it freaked me out beyond measure. The panic I experienced is undescribable. I'm actually sweating, thinking about it now.

I also have common fears of loneliness, death and fish scales. Fish scales really creep me the fuck out.

caterers of reddit, what's the saddest party you have ever catered? by gearhead2in AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 1 point2 points ago

Hers I don't know. Mine just drifted apart when I moved an hour away from them.

caterers of reddit, what's the saddest party you have ever catered? by gearhead2in AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 16 points17 points ago

I'm not a caterer but I threw my wife a surprise birthday party with her friends and coworkers. No one came. She did the same for me with the same result. We have shitty friends. Now they get pissed when I ignore their phone calls and won't help them with things like moving. So I guess they aren't even friends anymore.

What low paying job has a disproportionate amount of responsibility? by whixerin AskReddit

[–]Eightdaysago 1 point2 points ago

Social workers. You need a Masters degree eventually and starting pay is $28k-$30k

She Will Be Loved… or maybe not by prey4mojoin videos

[–]Eightdaysago 0 points1 point ago

Jeezus, why?