Raw, Fast, Snotty: Sam and Ricky of Boneshaker

Brighton, Michigan’s Boneshaker play hyperactive hardcore played at a lightning fast speed. Their raw-throated shrieks and brisk hardcore workouts prompt memories of Bones Brigade, Ceremony, and Trash Talk.

On We’ve Created A Monster, Boneshaker tear through twenty tracks of furious hardcore with an impressive display of not just intensity and agility, but a great amount of intelligence that separates them from their hardcore peers.

How did Boneshaker form?

Ricky: I had some scraps of songs I wrote in Korea, came home and was itching to start something up.  I’ve known Sam from way back, and he was busy with The Rev, but interested enough to come on board.  His neighbor Wes played drums for a while, and finally we connected with Shawn through Craigslist.  We played for about a year, did the record, and then parted ways with Shawn and Wes.  Sam P., who we’d played with when he was in Shudders, joined us a few months back, and right now we’re looking for some vocals.

How would you describe the music of Boneshaker?

Sam: As though a comet raced toward the sun, demolishing Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, and Jupiter along its way. It tore through the asteroid belt, unstoppable on its collision course. It slammed into the sun, causing a chain reaction. The sun first contracted, as if drawing in a deep breath, and then in a brilliant exhalation of fire and death, enveloped Mercury, Venus and Mars in flame. The Earth is swallowed by the fire, as it scorches the planet inch by inch. Impossibly you perceive the wave as a wall of heat creeping towards you. You Reflect on your life in your final moments. as the fire destroys your body and the rest of the solar system. That’s as close as you’re ever going to get to putting Boneshaker into words.

Ricky: Raw, fast, snotty.

What other bands are you guys in and what do they sound like

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‘To The Ends of The Earth’ by Great Reversals

Sam: I play bass in Great Reversals, which sounds like a dam collapsing, washing away an entire community in a deluge of water and debris.

Great Reversals is so different from what Boneshaker do. What’s the biggest difference between how you guys write songs in Boneshaker and how you write songs with Great Reversals?

Sam: Writing Rev songs is like playing table tennis and writing Boneshaker songs is like consulting a witch doctor.

How liberating is it to play so fast?

Sam: I feel the need….

Ricky:  It’s definitely liberating but I think our oeuvre has enough slow and mid-tempo riffs that our music avoids becoming a blur.  I don’t want to be a band whose songs are all fast and tight but have no sense of space.  That gets boring for both us and our listeners.

You guys write songs that are short and fast. What are some of your favorite short and fast punk songs?

Sam: ”Two for Flinching”

Ricky: I don’t know that I have any particular favorite songs, but pretty much anything by Charles Bronson, Bones Brigade, or Find Him and Kill Him gets me pumped right up!

Who are some of your non punk rock influences?

Ricky: Blood Brothers and Bear Vs Shark come to mind as two bands who have consistently impressed me with their creativity and energy.  They do a lot of challenging, genre-defying stuff, and effectively channel punk in directions that offer a real sense of spontaneity and surprise.  That’s something I always strive to do, though so far Boneshaker has hedged a bit closer to tradition than either of them.

Max from Where The Wild Things Are is on the cover of We Created A Monster. Any reason behind this? Was Where The Wild Things Are an important part of your guys’ childhood at all?

Sam: I had been spending a lot of time thinking about the idea of the child-king, and how innocence can be both a beautiful and terrible thing. I had been drawing some of the kingly characters that I remembered from my youth, with the intent of showing a darker side of them.  When the record was done we didn’t have any proper art and I kind of threw it together for the digital page.  We released tapes with different art on them.

Ricky: WTWTA never made any lasting impression on me, but I do think its art is appropriate and gestures toward some of the important subjects in our music; songs like “Feral” and “Oxygen Destroyer” are very much about the liminality of human existence, the possibility that there are subhuman states into which we can descend.  Dualism also explores this theme.  Of course, the opposite is true, too: we have the option to improve ourselves and the world around us.

What Sam said also reminds me of how historians and colonists, even into the 20th century, have applied both sides of this dichotomy to Indians and tribal societies, who were seen alternately as living innocently in a state of nature but also as brutal or savage, bereft of God, and thus in need of “civilization.”  There were obviously some vested interests at work behind such a rationalization, but that juxtaposition of the bestial with the innocent or the holy is significant.

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Spike of ‘Cowboy Bebop’

These qualities help in thinking about two aspects of God, too. I once heard that children, being innocent, love justice, while men, who acknowledge their sins, prefer forgiveness. Reconciling these virtues can be difficult, and part of life and growing up is finding some balance between them.

Lots of great art has come out of this dynamic.  Remember that Cowboy Bebop episode where the insane super soldier with the four-year-old’s mind escaped and they had to stop him?  Innocence makes you a killer! Lord of the Flies, or Battle Royale – same thing.  So I think it’s an ongoing conversation, one that I hope Boneshaker has been able to contribute to in some humble way.

How did you first get into hardcore?

Sam: Downloading Minor Threat songs from the internet as a teenager was the start, but it was probably seeing Champion, Allegiance, and Comeback Kid at The Shelter that cemented hardcore and going to shows into the rest of my life. I was doomed after that.

Ricky: I don’t know. I guess listening to Norma Jean and As I Lay Dying and bands of their ilk. I was into Minor Threat way back in high school too but I just saw them as a punk rock band.  Eventually I got into faster and older stuff. Agnostic Front and Youth of Today were a big deal to me.

What do you think the biggest difference between hardcore and punk is?

Sam: Depends on how far your head is up your own ass.

Ricky: It’s a tough question.  I’m tempted to say that hardcore has more sonic diversity.  It’s a genre that can encompass stuff like Converge but also a band like Youth of Today.  Punk has a range of sounds too, but the differences between ska-punk and pop punk and skate punk don’t seem as dramatic as those between a heavy metalcore sound on one end and a much faster punk style on the other.

I think another difference is content.  Punk tends to be more political and more irreverent.  There often seems to be a distance between speaker and topic in punk lyrics, and there’s generally a greater sense of humor. ”Holiday in Cambodia” and a lot of Black Flag lyrics come to mind.  And obviously punk is musically a good bit brighter than hardcore. Hardcore tends to be much more personal and sober.  Or maybe its just that hardcore is more feminized – “The personal is political” and all that.

That’s just a heuristic of course, there are exceptions in both genres.

When I listen to Boneshaker it makes me wanna do crazy shit, like ride my bike really fast or throw a brick at someone’s face! What bands make you wanna go insane and break shit?  Do the members of Boneshaker condone throwing bricks at people’s faces or riding one’s bike really fast while listening to their music?

Sam: Black Breath, Haymaker, Fleetwood Mac, Masakari, Mind Eraser.  I condone smashing your own face with a brick while riding your bike and listening to Boneshaker.

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Cut the Shit

Ricky: Well, I can’t condone hurting others, but riding your bike real fast is good clean fun. (Please, always wear a helmet though.)  Besides the bands I mentioned, I think Cut the Shit and Bracewar really embody the pissed brutality that makes punk and hardcore rule. Outbreak and Nails are up there too.

Anything you wanna plug?

Sam: Go watch Groundhog Day, it’s a great movie.

Ricky: Listen to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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The Boyz Are Back In Town: The Plastic Boyz Reunion Show–December 7th, 2013 at The Painted Lady In Hamtramck, Michigan

After three whole years of taking a break from Michigan’s punk rock scene, The Plastic Boyz are back in the swing of things and ready to make a little noise again with a one off reunion show co-starring fellow noise makers Fake Surfers and The Eroders.

From the squeaky clean suburbs of Chesterfield, Michigan, the shaggy haired foursome consisting of  guitarist Mike Frazier, vocalist Kelly Walquist, bassist Muskrat, and drummer Kyle Schanta (later replaced by Mike’s brother, Dylan Frazier) executed a bratty brand of punk drenched in psychedelic slime from July of 2009 to November of 2010 and were known for their confrontational live shows.

Although The Boyz only lasted a short period of time before calling it quits, they were able to leave behind a handful of home recordings and even managed a whole mini tour outside of Michigan.

Guitarist Mike Frazier stepped into the ring with the ALD and talked about his big date in Hamtramck and even filled us in on what he’s been doing since The Plastic Boyz hung it up in the fall of 2010.

How would you describe the music of The Plastic Boyz? 

Fun. All energy. We wanted to say what was on our minds as viciously and quickly as possible.

Where did the psychedelic influences in your music come from?

A combination of all the weird drugs we did and being pretty off the deep end mentally.

We were also all huge fans of Floyd, The Soft Machine, and Beefheart as well.

Why did you guys originally break up?

Lack of organization.

It started so fast and ended so hard.

After The Plastic Boyz, I didn’t touch a guitar for well over a year. I was dazed over at what had happened.

We were all over the place.

I was sick of Michigan and saw a way to escape and split. Muskrat soon followed suit and left Michigan about a month later.

Also, a lot of the people who liked us were too young to even get into our shows.

Plus, we wore out our welcome in Michigan fast by playing too many shows.

Now, when we play once every two years or so we actually get a turnout.

Wasn’t there another drummer in the band, what happend to that kid?

Yeah, that was Kyle Schanta!

After Schanta parted, my little brother, Dylan, took over on drums.

Dylan’s an excellent musician and even has his own group now, not sure what they’re called, though.

Schanta is back on the skins now and Dylan is our bass man since Muskrat departed.

What have you guys been doing since the break up?

I’m living in New Jersey and playing with a band named Nervous Rex.

Kelly has been learning guitar and has had a few groups going, most recently with a local musician named Robin Parent.

Schanta has toured the world as a member of The Sights, and last I’ve heard Muskrat was trying to form an Egyptian punk band in Pennsylvania.

Led Zeppelin were paid a couple hundred million dollars to reunite, was this the same case with The Plastic Boyz?

Well, I got paid time off from work..does that count?

Otherwise, we’ll just take the money from the show and go out to IHOP after like we always do.

Is this a one time reunion gig or are The Boyz back for good?

Well, I’ll never live in again Michigan as long as I live, but we would really like to do another show with Muskrat. We will never write new material without him.

Who knows though, maybe we’ll play Warped Tour 2025.

Do kids make “mosh pits” at your shows? You know that’s dangerous, you could get hurt! I hope there’s gonna some kind of adult supervision at this thing?

Kelly came close to dying at our show once. He fell on a glass and lacerated the arteries of his wrist before we played.

We also ritually fight outside after every show and have also cut ourselves, pissed, puked and got naked at many shows.

It’s not for everyone but its all in the name of good fun…well, for us at least.

If you hate that type of stuff at least you’ll talk about us more than some mediocre band with a not so clever name that just stands still and plays.

Anything you wanna plug?

We have a soundcloud with our discography free to the people.

https://soundcloud.com/plastic-boyz

Interview with S.F.W, A.K.A Samuel Fraser Windmill

Samuel Fraser Windmill–or SFW for short, is more than just a bored kid messing around with with guitar in his room. One listen to his wealth of songs on his Bandcamp page, and you’ll hear a one kid Black Flag.

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“I thought that just crediting it to “Samuel Fraser Windmill” was kinda boring, and that the name “SFW” made it sound..(like).. an early ’80s hardcore band like D.O.A. or D.R.I.”

A lo-fi blast of punk rock that recalls The Germs, Adolescents, and The Wipers. But don’t mistake SFW for a one trick pony, as his musical vocabulary runs deep, and finds him whipping out the occasional folk tune and Neil Young cover.

How would you describe your music to someone who hasn’t heard it?

I usually don’t know what exactly to call it myself. Most of the music on what you guys heard from my Bandcamp page is of course punk/hardcore, but that’s only one part of my vocabulary.

I can’t really ascribe any one catch-all description to my music as a whole because it’s so wide-ranging. The best stuff I’ve written has yet to be properly recorded.

Where are you from, and what is the music scene like there?

I currently live in Coralville, Iowa, but the music scene I consider myself a part of is centered in Iowa City, the so-called City of Literature, which is pretty much connected directly to Coralville.

The scene is relatively small, but quite healthy, and very diverse due in large part to it being a liberal college town. There’s a few distinct segments of the music community as far as I can ascertain, including a bevy of pop-punk bands, post-hardcore groups, lots of indie rock, and folk acts, and a lot of experimental noise music.

Not all of it is worth a shit to go out and listen to, but there’s a handful of really great bands that have gotten recognition from the wider underground community. Many of the best artists in town are also friends of mine personally, and are incredibly smart, funny, talented individuals offstage as well as on.

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“The Ills are another fucking great band…Every punk fan on the goddamn planet needs to see them live..”

What are some of the cool venues and cool bands there?

Gabe’s (330 E. Washington St.), a long-standing bar located in downtown Iowa City that has previously been known as Gabe’s Oasis and the Picador, is one of the central venues among my musical friends and associated scene people.

Just as important is Public Space One (PS1), or Public Space Z (PSZ), a well-established music and art collective located a few blocks away from Gabe’s that has gone through a number of buildings over the years and is currently housed in the basement of the Wesley Center (120 N. Dubuque St.), which is a part of the University of Iowa’s United Methodist Campus Ministry. It’s a strictly all-ages venue where alcohol consumption inside of it is prohibited, at least as far as I’m aware. This allows it to get around the flawed, back-asswards bullshit liquor laws in Iowa City.

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Lipstick Homicide

The most successful local band that I know would probably be Lipstick Homicide, a long-running pop-punk trio featuring bassist/vocalist Rachel Feldmann, her girlfriend guitarist/vocalist Kate Kane, and drummer Luke Ferguson. They’ve been touring nonstop lately and even opened for Green Day when they played at New York City’s Irving Plaza last fall. I might add, they’re also fabulously kind and unpretentious human beings who I’m proud to call good friends.

The Ills are another fucking great band with a sound that’s equal parts Bikini Kill, X, Bags, Germs, Stooges, and Misfits. Every punk fan on the goddamn planet needs to see them live, and they don’t play out all that often. At the very least, they need to get their hands on one of their excellent records, like the “Get It!” seven-inch or their album “Tuning Out” which are available on various formats.

Who plays on your recordings–is it just you, or do you have a backing band?

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“As far as Chuck Berry goes….He stands as the real and still-reigning king of rock & roll..”

Okay, first of all, SFW was never a band. I’ve actually never really had a stable band. I never actually hid the fact that I played all instruments on the “Annie’s Fed Up” and “So Sick of You” extended plays except for the drums, but I thought that just crediting it to “Samuel Fraser Windmill” was kinda boring, and that the name “SFW” made it sound more along the lines of a record by an early ’80s hardcore band like D.O.A. or D.R.I.

The drums were played by a dude by the name of Stu Mullins, who is the engineer for pretty much all recordings produced at Iowa City’s United Action for Youth center, which is where everything on my Bandcamp page was recorded free of charge and where I was hanging out as often as possible at the time I made them.

For the record, I don’t really hold any of those recordings dear to me anymore. The EP’s sound like shit for the most part to me now.

What about when you play live, who plays with you then?

Of the sporadic live gigs I have played over the past year, I’ve been solo every time save for one time that I played on my 18th birthday earlier this year where I played with a female drummer.

We called ourselves Suck It, anticipating that we’d actually have something of a future as a band, but it ended up being a one-shot thing because she was pretty much never able to rehearse. We were pretty shitty the one time that we played anyway.

Tell us about your previous bands, and what did they sound like?

My first band with lead guitarist Detrell Smith and drummer Max Bills (later joined by a bass player named Martin Herrera) was horrible and never really did anything in its three or so months of existence, aside from two ill-advised recording sessions.

Honestly, I would call it more an attempt at forming a band far more than a real one. It was called The Tea Party Fascists first, then renamed The No. We hardly rehearsed and never played a gig.

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“(John Lennon’s) “Working Class Hero”…is actually more nihilistic than a lot of the punk music that came later.

My next attempt at forming a band, about a year later, was even worse and rehearsed even less. It was called The Percolaters and the only guy I really liked personally that was in it was a guy named Dylan, who played guitar at first and then switched to bass.

The original bass player wasn’t very proficient at his instrument and was into some awful fucking music, not to mention being kind of a dumbass all around.

The drummer was even more of a dumb, dumb, dumbass motherfucker whose hip-hop derived style did not fit the songs at all, and he was talking some silly-ass bullshit about knowing record people in L.A. or some other such garbage at all times.

One of the first things we attempted to do in our very loose four month or so existence was cover The Beatles’ “Nowhere Man”, which we couldn’t even really play all the way through and got so horribly wrong that John Lennon probably spun in his grave about ten times in succession if he overheard it. Thankfully the planned recording of it fell through.

I’ve still never really had an actual band aside from those two dreadful failures which hardly count as far as I’m concerned, oh and I guess that Suck It thing that I mentioned earlier counts sort of.

What is it that’s so liberating about playing a three-chord Punk song?

Well there sure as hell ain’t a science to it, but I mean punk rock was founded on among other things the principle of throwing out the rulebook and just doing whatever the fuck you want no matter what anyone else thinks of it, and in a post-Bush, post-9/11 world this mentality is as liberating to so many people as it was 20 or 30 years ago.

It seems like society is progressing at a snail’s pace in this country, not to mention for the most part around the world. This is without a doubt a very big part of the reason punk has had such a surprisingly long lifespan. The ghastly, bloated ghost of itself that the music industry has become in the last 10 or 20 years is reason enough to rise up and crank up your guitar, or bang your drums, or whatever else.

‘You Grew Up Listening’ is a collection of covers by Neil Young, John Lennon, Lou Reed, and one Chuck Berry song, how important are these song-writers to you?

As far as Chuck Berry goes, there’s nothing I could say about him that hasn’t been said before. He stands as the real and still-reigning king of rock & roll as far as I’m concerned, and is unquestionably the supreme architect of the music.

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Neil Young

Neil Young is one of the most amazing and influential talents that popular music has ever known, and his album Tonight’s the Night is to me one of the great rock albums of all time. It’s also definitely one of the darkest and least compromising.

John Lennon’s Plastic Ono Band, his first real rock solo album, is even darker and quite confrontationally so, and nowhere is that more in evidence than in “Working Class Hero”, which is actually more nihilistic than a lot of the punk music that came later.

Lou Reed stands as one of the very biggest influences on my writing and singing, and was without a doubt one of the greatest and most influential songwriters that ever lived even though he could be very hit-or-miss in that long solo career of his. He also appears to have been at least at one time in his life kind of an asshole, but who really gives a shit ?

It’s a titanic shame that I’ll never get to meet old Mr. Reed, and told him all this stuff. I never knew him personally of course, or saw him live or listened to his more recent music, but I know I miss him.

Could you tell us about ‘The Worst Album Ever Recorded’?

Nothing much to say. It contains most of the stuff from the two hideously awful attempts at recording embarked upon by The Tea Party Fascists/The No. The second one was particularly bad. We were fucking clueless. That “album” need only be listened to for its comedic properties.

What do you mean when you say that you were a song-writer in one form or another since you were a toddler?

Well, I came up with the first thing resembling a song of mine before I could actually write it, at the age of maybe three, which was about a neighbor’s Jack-O-Lantern that I could see from my bedroom window.

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Disney’s Halloween town, an early musical influence

Because I had recently seen Disney Channel’s Halloweentown, I was obsessed with those things. So I came up with this thing called “I Saw a Pumpkin Outside”. The title is also the only lyric in the ‘song’. There were also no real chords to it of course, although I attempted to play my toy acoustic guitar along with it. I used to think that you plucked the strings with both hands.

It wasn’t until I was a young teenager that I became a full-time music man, and really knew anything about music, but even as a younger kid, music wasn’t far from my life in some form or another.

It probably has something to do with the fact that my maternal grandparents, who both died this year, were Iowa Rock & Roll Hall of Fame members as part of a group they played in called Freedom Road in the 1960′s and early 70′s.

My grandfather gave me a lot of practical advice on music and the music business, and I’ll never forget it.

 You also described yourself as an author, filmmaker, and artist, could you tell us about that?

I occasionally write album reviews among other things on a Blogspot site called The World’s First Internet Baby.

I also write fiction from time to time, although the only full-length fictional work I’ve really finished so far is an experimental work called Send Your Curse Words to Hell.

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“It’s a titanic shame that I’ll never get to meet old Mr. Reed..”

As far as film-making goes, I made a documentary for the teeny punk scene/social group I was involved in about a year and a half ago in the form of the essentially no-budget Kill Your Sons, which can be found on YouTube either in its full form or just in the form of the individual live performance sections from the four bands featured in it. The footage is quite awful at times and all the performance footage was filmed on my cell phone so the audio is absolutely shit, but it’s an interesting bit of amateur film.

Besides music, what other projects are you working on?

Right now? None, really. I’m always writing music. Fiction, not so much. It just doesn’t come as naturally to me.

And I probably made a mistake by labeling myself as a film-maker. It’s not something I normally do. I’ve had a few film projects in the past, and I’m very interested in such projects in the future, but it’s not really something I’m doing right now, especially because I don’t own a proper camera.

Is there anything you wanna plug, where can we hear your music, and see your other projects?

Well I’m going to be playing another one of my few and far-between solo gigs at Gabe’s in Iowa City November 26, with two other singers. Anyone who is able to come is encouraged to do so, since more people out there need to hear me play. Don’t expect to hear anything from the recordings that I’ve made though, except for a rendition of old man Mr. Reed’s “Satellite of Love”.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sam-Windmill/231641720212079?directed_target_id=0

http://samwindmill.bandcamp.com/

http://theworldsfirstinternetbaby.blogspot.com/

‘Smooth Criminal’: Criminal Behavior Fanzine

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Who says you need to play an instrument to help contribute to the punk scene? From Andy Warhol, to Rodney Bingenheimer, to Legs McNeil; some of punk’s great contributions have come from the non-musical.

Meet Aunty Social A.K.A Damian Dissonance A.K.A some kid named David, a self-described “punk rock guru” & “philosopher of sorts” who has been keeping tabs on Detroit’s punk scene with a website, two blogs, a record label, and his main baby–a good old fashion physical zine, Criminal Behavior.

CB is part scene report, part scrapbook, part diary and is littered with with reviews, interviews, phots, and rants.

CB tells the story of one punk rocker’s journey of survival–both in the mainstream world, as well in the Motor City’s raging punk and hardcore scene.

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Another Mistake
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Tell us about what it is you do in your zine, what is it you write about in Criminal Behavior?

For the most part, what I do with Criminal Behavior is promote punk  and hardcore music, sometimes metal, ska, or hip-hop if I find it to be relevant and interesting, but mostly punk and hardcore.

I try to focus on local and national/international bands equally, and also try to give some notice to bands who might not be so well-known (i.e. bands that don’t have a lot of real world or internet hype).

For the  most part, I write about music and music alone; however, I usually try to include an article or two about something I find interesting, usually a personal struggle or a thought that’s been bumping around in my head, and in addition to all of this, I also use it as somewhat of  a showcase for my photography, now that I have a high-quality camera.

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Pirated Records logo

What about Pirated Records, do you just put out punk records, and what is some of the stuff you’ve released on Pirated Records? 

With Pirated Records, that was mostly just a dream I had.  I’m down to put out anything I genuinely feel, but at this rate, it would have to be really damn good and eye/ear-catching for me to put something out, as I’ve become a vinyl and tape nerd. So, no, not just punk stuff,but that’s where my heart will always be. Pirated Records has only had three releases:

the first one was technically not under Pirated Records, but I put forth all the money for it, so I consider it to be Release #0.  That was Crack Rock City, a compilation CD of some local area punk bands. That officially came out in December 2009, and hadsome area bands like Dick Hickey, Aggro or Die, Ouch Me Arse, Frank White, Dr. Pretorious and the Resonators, a lot of bands that didn’t really get out of Michigan or release much of anything beyond a demo CD-R, but I felt at the time that it deserved to be noticed by someone.

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Axe Ripper’s ‘Welcome To Destruction’

The first “official” release was Crack Rock City, Volume II, which was essentially the same idea as the first one, but a little bit better put together and with different bands.  This one had Final Assault, Detroit 442, the Plastic Boyz, the Bill Bondsmen, Hellmouth, and a few others.  That came out in April 2011; it was a bit better received than the first one, and it also happened to come out when the zine first started getting going too.

The third release I had was the first Axe Ripper CD, Welcome to Detroit Destruction.  They’re a local metal band that was first called Hash Blazer when I came across them, but they decided on a name change, and I was on the fence about releasing it at first, but after taking a look at the album artwork, I was sold on it.  I still like that CD, and I’d release it again if I had the opportunity to do things over again.

Besides the zine and the label, what other projects are you working on?

The zine is pretty much all I work on now.  I do a lot of band photography, which is somewhat separate but certainly connected in a way to the zine.

The label is mostly just a name for me to put things out under, so to speak. I doubt I’ll release anything soon unless it’s a friend’s band’s demo tape or something.

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Zero Progress
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Beyond that, producing and promoting records is really time consuming, expensive, and can be a bit of a gamble if you don’t think it through.

I lost money on the two compilation CDs I put out, and even though I know it’s something that needs to be done, it would have been really nice to have thought it through a bit more and drawn up a business plan before clenching down on a decision.

How important do you think non-musicians are to a punk rock scene?

Extremely. I’m not exactly an unbiased party here, but without fans and show goers, videographers/photographers, label owners, show bookers/promoters, sound guys, and the like, it’s not a scene!  It’s just a fucking show, and if I wanted to watch a show, I can do that from the comfort of my basement.

But, because of all the people and the weirdness of socializing with all these freaks and weirdoes, I have pretty much centered the last five years of my life around this. I’d say that’s pretty damn important.

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Marrow
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What kinda people have you met through your zine?

All creeds, colors, ages, religions, hairstyles, music tastes, so on and so forth.  I met a LOT of old-timers from the Detroit punk/hardcore scene of yesteryear through my zine writing, not to mention promoters, photographers, band members- I’d say I met at least 80% of the people I know in the social scene, directly or indirectly, through my writing and zine-making.

People don’t give a shit about you until they see that you are contributing something, offering something, showing that you “get it”, so to speak- that is, that you’re trying to make your social scene a better place, even though

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Fucking Invincible
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common sense tells you that it’s probably not going to pay off in the future. They also see that you enjoy the music enough to the point of where you’re creating something to declare your support, even if they don’t think it’s good.

Outside of a few people I met before I started actively writing, taking pictures, and networking, I’d say I met just about everyone I know in this social scene through the zine.  It’s sort of become synonymous with me, which was sort of my goal to begin with- you can either be marginally known for multiple different things, or you can become well-known through one particular thing, and I picked the latter.

What non-punk rock stuff do you listen to?

Lots of heavy metal stuff, but for outside of aggressive sausage fest music, I like third wave ska, some 2-tone ska, some old school hip-hop (Ice-T, Sugarhill Gang, Public Enemy, MC Luscious, Sir Mix-A-Lot, etc.), some techno (old Detroit stuff like Model 500, Cybotron, Rhythim is Rhythim), synthy dance music (Peaches), 8-bit music (Bubblegum Octopus, some old video game soundtracks), I’ve also been getting into some shoegaze music, a very VERY small amount of old folk music (Bob Dylan mostly), I also have a weird thing for some old popular music, but I can’t really nail anything particular down. I also really fucking hate Joy Division, folk punk and most 80s hair metal.

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Joy Division

How did you first get into punk rock, do you remember your first show?

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Metallica

I mostly got into it through two particular sources- the first of which was Metallica’s set of cover albums, Garage Inc. I remember really liking their versions of the songs they did, then I decided to start checking out the bands that they covered, and I was enthralled–the music was faster, the songs were shorter, and holy shit I just found a brand new world of music!

The second source was online, mostly discovering bands through Myspace and Wikipedia. After I bought a copy of Black Flag’s The First Four Years on CD, I started looking up bands like them, trying to soak up as much information about them as I could, and in time, I started discovering more and more and more and more bands.

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Black Flag’s Gregg Ginn

In fact, I do remember my first real punk rock show.  It was… I believe it was March 31st, 2006.  I had no idea who was playing, but eight of us from Ferndale all piled into a car we had dubbed “The Rape-Mobile” for reasons that I don’t even remember, and very illegally, we drove down to Alvin’s for a show including Shoelace, 45 Cents, The Offbeats from Grand Rapids, No Regrets (Rob from Against the Grain’s old band), and St. Thomas Boys Academy.

It was fucking pouring rain, and we had to wait outside until they would let us in there. The door guy was being such a douchebag that one of my friends started yelling at him “Free head!  Free head!”. Eventually I started doing it with him, and we almost didn’t get to go into the show because we pissed him off. Eventually, he relented and we got in and dried off.

There were so many damn people in that place, there had to be at least 100 of them.  I’d never seen anything like it before, but I knew I liked it.  I went off and danced for every band, and I was drenched in sweat after each one, but I kept going, and eventually, the show ended, and we piled back in to the car and went home, but ever since that day, I knew this weird life was for me.

Do you have a favorite scene from punk rock’s past you wish you could of lived through?

Hmm- actually, yes, I’d like to have seen what Detroit and the Midwest were like in the early 1980s, maybe see what New York City was like circa ’86, mostly just some classic eras of punk rock, because there were so many people and so many things happening, it would have been something else to see from a documentarian’s point of view.

However, it’s also important to consider that these eras were so vibrant because they weren’t immediately concerned with documenting every tiny piece of it; they could just live in the moment a little bit and be alright with that.

Who are some of Michigan’s best bands right now?

Some of Michigan’s best bands, you say…

Dead Church from Detroit is doing big things right now, as is Freedom–Against the Grain is a band I’ve seen come from the bottom up, and I have nothing but respect for those guys and their work ethic.

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Against The Grain log

Bill Bondsmen, Detroit 442, Scum, Perversion, Axe Ripper, Not Ok, Breaking Wheel, From Hell, Hollow Earth, Great Reversals, Steamroller, Retribution, Professor, Cloud Rat, Borrowed Time, Diane Rehm, State, Swimsuit, Snakes, Detain, Dredd, and Nightbringer are all bands that deserve a mention.

Have you had the chance to interview any of the scene’s “old timers”? Who was the most insightful and what kinda Yoda-like advice did they have for you?

I have had this opportunity- most of my interviewing has been through either Jason “Outcast” McGregor or Justin “M.F. Delicious” Boyle, though I’ve had the opportunity to speak to multiple other folks on an informal basis on different occasions.  I’d say both Justin and Jason have both been very insightful and talkative, fun to interview people.

I wouldn’t say I’ve gotten too much Yoda-like advice, but one that sticks out is when I interviewed Tim “Shagrat” Jenkins, and he said that one should “run your own race, keep blinders on”, and for an artist, that’s absolutely true, and even though one should be willing to listen to criticism, the only person who genuinely knows the direction you want to take, is you, so fuck a critic, even though I am one.

What’s the worst trend in punk rock right now?

The fact that everyone is trying to copy the slow to mid-tempo NYHC style of hardcore, or even worse, the trend of metalcore. It’s very possible to mix metal and hardcore and have it be splendid, but there’s a very particular trend of this blend that has permeated the scene and it’s sometimes worse than pop music.

When I would rather listen to the likes of Katy Perry or the music they play at Electro-Pop Wednesdays at Luna, something isn’t right.

Also, pop punk. FUCKING PICK ONE OR THE OTHER.

Also, Riot Fest.  Hard to support a fest that calls the cops on DIY punk rock shows the week of the show.

Who are punk rock’s 5 most overrated and why?

Overrated… hm.  NOFX… they aren’t funny and they don’t make good music.

Cock Sparrer- I don’t like sing-a-long bar music.

Actually, truth be told, this article here is about as dead on as you can get:

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What would you consider to be the greatest punk record ever made?

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The Dead Boys ‘Young, Loud, And Snotty’

That’s a tough one to say, but for strictly punk rock, I think I’d have to go with the Dead Boys- Young, Loud, and Snotty. It’s exactly what the title is, and it’s kind of like the Stooges on a little bit of speed- it’s got that attitude to it that you want out of a record, and it’s still got a vibe of  ”Bored, lonely, and angry”.

Anything you wanna plug?

Just my blog pages:  criminalbehaviorfanzine.tumblr.com

and

criminalbehaviormi.blogspot.com

and my website: www.detroitpunk.org

Also, if anyone is interested in getting a copy of my fanzine, you can

either write to me at david@detroitpunk.org or you can contact me at

my POB address, which I’ll be getting renewed soon:

Criminal Behavior Zine c/o David

Post Office Box 1196

Royal Oak, Michigan 48068

Fantastic Planet: Chris of Plan-It-X Records!

Chris Johnston (AKA Chris Clavin, and Captain Chaos) and Plan-It-X Records have been keeping it D.I.Y since 1994, when the label first began as a goof to release music by their friends.

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“I think most of our bands sing in higher range than most other bands.”

The legendary label releases CD’s for only five dollars, and lives by the motto: “If it aint cheap, It aint Punk”.

They have released music by This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb, Max Levine Ensemble, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Abe Froman, Spoon Boy, and even an early record by Against Me!, as well as a Kimya Dawson side project called “Antsy Pants”.

When not releasing records by kick-ass Pop-Punk and Folk-Punk acts, Chris is making them. Operation: Cliff Clavin and The Sissies havemade some of the finest Pop-Punk out there, while his Folk-Punk duo, Ghost Mice, with (O:CC and Sissies bassist) Hannah Jones on viola writes beautiful and inspiring songs that would make even the most miserable crusty wanna sing along and smile.

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Chris on The Bananas: “You think it’s just for fun, then you read the lyrics, and you’re like… oh shit! “

Plan-It-X is a very cool label doing some very awesome things, all while proving that a label can put friendship and the love of music first, and still be successful.

Where are you from?

Bloomington, Indiana. Near West Side!

How did Plan-It -X first start and what inspired you to start a label?

My friend (Samantha), started it to release my band’s tape.

It was started as a joke. We never meant it to be anything for real. It’s been 19 years now…

What kind of music does Plan-It-X put out and what separates you guys from other labels?

Pop-Punk and Folk-Punk mostly with some weird stuff mixed in.

I think most of our bands sing in higher range than most other bands.

We don’t release any tough-guy-Punk, really.

I think we are nerd-Punk or hoodie Punk.

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“It’s more than just music for most of us. “

Most of our bands are also very radically minded and share a lot of ideals–it’s more than just music for most of us.

What is Plan-It-X Fest and how is it different from other music festivals?

Just a gathering of people and bands.

I ask all the bands on my label to play and our friends. I guess it’s a little different in the way that it’s ALWAYS a benefit fest and only the touring bands get paid.

We have raised over $25,000 for charity so far. Also, all touring bands are paid equally, we don’t pay big bucks for “big” headliners.

Also, ONE STAGE–all bands play the same stage–no choices to make.

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“We hitch-hiked to our shows in Europe…”

What bands were you in and what did they sound like?

Operation: Cliff Clavin, The Sissies, The Ted Dancin’ Machine, Drowner, Last August, The Devil Is Electric, Ghost Mice, The Jammy Dodgers, Ghost Mice, Imperial Can, Tooth Soup… I’m sure there are some more. Most are Pop-Punk with some Alternative and some Folk-Punk.

What kinda venues does Ghost Mice play and how does Ghost Mice travel from show to show?

Anywhere really.

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On the music of Madeline Ava: “I loved it, Of course, so sweet and simple.”

Lots of houses, record stores, parks, book stores, and some DIY venues, and sometimes real venues or bars.

What was the strangest venue Ghost Mice have ever played?

Too many to mention.

Maybe the vegan breakfast buffet in Munich, or the Alternative horse ranch in some small German village, or the ruins of some building near the beach outside of dublin… Oh, last tour in Europe we played on a public bus in Lublin Poland–that was fun/crazy!

Could you tell us a little bit about the Ghost Mice tour in Europe you and Hannah did entirely on foot?

We hitch-hiked to our shows in Europe, which we did on two different tours, and mostly played cool Punk squats.

One of our all time favorite bands, The Bananas, is on Plan-It-x. For those who have never heard of The Bananas, could you explain what makes them so awesome?

I don’t know, they are just SOOO great.

Sloppy Pop-Punk, with such great energy, and dark lyrics.

You think it’s just for fun, then you read the lyrics, and you’re like… oh shit! 

How would you describe Soophie Nun Squad to someone who has never heard of them?

13 crazy puppet people telling stories, with metal guitars, and hip hop beats, and lots of sweaty costumes.

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Soophie Nun Squad

What about Japanther, how would describe them and their live show?

Dangerous energy, I love their shows!

They make you feel like you’re important! They make grumpy people dance!

This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb is one of the coolest bands ever! Where did you meet those guys?

I met them in Pensacola the first time. But my friend Samantha, the founder of PIX met Rymodee (the guitar player) in Key West Florida.

Rymo was on a bike trip, and had ridden there from Gainesville. Sam went there alone to avoid xmas and they bumped into each other and became friends.

Sam joined the bike trip. She bought a bike, and rode back to Gainesville with them.

Somewhere in there, Sam called me and said “we should release a TBIAPB record.”.

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‘Front Seat Solidarity’ by This Bike Is A Pipebomb

Another great artist on Plan-It-X is Madeline Ava. Where did you find her and what was your reaction when you first heard her music?

I guess we met on the road somewhere, and she had sent me demos before. I loved it, Of course, so sweet and simple.

Could you tell us about the work Plan-It-X has done with the legendary Fifteen? 

I know Jeff just a little bit and I asked him about re-releasing the out of print album, and that’s all there was to it.

Fifteen was a huge influence on me and I was so happy/proud to release something by them.

You were in two of my all time favorite Pop-Punk bands, The Sissies and Operation: Cliff Clavin, what is it you love so much about playing Pop-Punk and Pop-Punk as a genre?

It’s all I know how to play, and I love doing it! I don’t know why, I just feel it.

Is there anything you would like to plug, how do we get a hold of Plan-It-X?

Plan-it-x fest JUNE 20-22, we are turning 20 years old! Tickets are on sale now and will sell out in no time.

www.plan-it-x.com

The Punk –N-Wrestling Connection

Listen up, jabronies, pencil neck geeks, and assorted 90-pound wussies! I seem to notice I get alotta chuckles whenever I mention this thing we call “rasslin.’”  You dorks in the circle pit, practicing your karate kicks, think you’re so tough with your Hatebreed hoodies and face tattoos, ever take a Ric Flair chop to the chest? What about a Bob Backlund style Cross Face Chicken Wing? Did that feel fake!? That’s what I thought! That’ll teach ya to laugh at 350-pound juicehead in a feathered boa and pink tights.

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Wrestling’s “genius”, Lanny Poffo

Now ya, don’t have to be Lanny Poffo–hell, ya don’t even have to be George Steele to realize that Punk Rock and professional wrestling have had a long Sid & Nancy (or more fittingly Macho & Liz) styled love affair that dates way back.

Now let’s cut the “kayfabe” and “shoot” straight with this exhausting (yet never quite complete) timeline of the key people, places, and things of this here tag team between Punk Rock and pro “rasslin”.

El Santo makes the Luchadore mask famous (1942): Nothing pulls an outfit together quite like a shiny new Lucha mask, just ask Lightning Beat Man, the ladies in Pussy Riot, HewhoCanNotBeNamed of The Dwarves, or even the masked surfer dudes in Los Straight Jackets.

Novas release “The Crusher” (1964): Forget “The Twist” and “The Mash Potato”, DO THE HAMMERLOCK, YOU TURKEY NECKS! A classic Garage Rock smack down in honor of Dick “The Bruiser’s” tag team partner, Reginald “The Crusher” Lisowski. Later covered by The Cramps on ‘Psychedelic Jungle’ in 1981 and not to be confused with The Ramones track of the same name.

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“Handsome” Dick Manitoba sports his wrestling gear on the cover of ‘Go Girl Crazy!’ by The Dictators (1975)

Before becoming the wrestling Elvis look alike, the Honkey Tonk Man in the WWF, Wayne Ferris was known as Wayne “Punk Rock” Ferris, complete with green spiky hair. (1977)

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Meat Puppets in the ring at Mad. Gardens in Phoenix

Madison Square Garden opens for gigs in Phoenix (1981-1984): Not to be confused with the home of the then WWWF (yes, that’s 3 W’s!). Mad Gardens was a historic gig space within an old wrestling ring. Bands used to actually play their sets inside of a wrestling ring! How cool is that? JFA, Butthole Surfers, Flipper and Sun City Girls are just a small number of the bands that have been able to rock out in the squared circle.

“Rockabilly Hall of Famer” Johnny Legend directs Andy Kaufman & Freddie Blassie in ‘Breakfast With Blassie’. (1983)

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JFA release the ‘Mad Garden’ 7” (1984)

Tom Hunting sports a rad “Rowdy” Roddy Piper t-shirt on the back cover of the Exodus Thrash classic ‘Bonded By Blood’. (1985)

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“Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” @ Wrestlemania III

Wendi Richter defeats Leilani Kai for the (then) WWF Women’ Championship with help from Cyndi Lauper (1985): What’s that!? Cyndi Lauper isn’t “punk”? Fuck you! She had the sides of her head shaved and purple hair.

Power Poppers NRBQ hires Captain Lou Albano as their “manager” and later releases ‘Lou & The Q’ (1986)

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Proto-Punk innovator Alice Cooper escorts Jake “The Snake” Roberts to the ring at Wrestlemania III in Detroit. (1987)

7 years after the notorious Sex Pistol dies, wrestler Sidney Eudy debuts under the nom de ring “Sid Vicious”. He later goes on to headline 2 Wrestlemanias and 1 Starrcade  (1987)

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Street Artist Shepard Fairey adopts an image of Andre “The Giant” as the face of his “Andre “The Giant” Has a Posse” campaign. Later Fairey launches the “Obey” campaign inspired by the flick ‘They Live’ starring “Rowdy” Roddy Piper (1989)

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S.O.D go back to being Anthrax and take an awesome publicity photo of them bro’ing down with Hulk Hogan (some time in the late ‘80s):

Rick Rubin acts a silent backer for Smokey Mountain Wrestling (1991): Sometime after helping redine Thrash with Slayer & helping NYC Hardcore act The Beastie Boys trade in their combat boots for ADIDAS, Bearded Uber producer and musical guru Rick Rubin supplied “the Louisville Lip” James E. Cornette the dough to help kick start his Kentucky based ‘rasslin’ promotion, Smokey Mountain Wrestling

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Brian Knighton debuts in WCW under the nom de ring “Axel Rotten”, the name being a tip of the hat to Johnny Rotten. Contrary to popular belief, the “Axel” was not taken from Axel Rose but from Eddie Murphy’s “Axel Foley” from ‘Beverly Hills Cop’. (1991)

Hulk Hogan joins Green Jelly on vocals for a cover of the Gary Glitter tune “I’m The Leader Of The Gang”. (1993)

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Weirdo spazz tards Winny Puuh form. Their onstage look; Werewolf masks and wrestling gear (1993)

Lightning Beat Man & The Never Heard of ‘Ems (1994-1998):  Scratchy dirty Punk –A-Billy served with a side of raunch. Fronted by Lightning Beat Man, a gritty voiced howler sporting a Mils Mascaras styled Lucha Mask.

Ramones record  ‘The Crusher’ (1995): Originally a cut off former Bassist Dee Dee’s rap album, the four non-brothers from Queens re-recorded the ode to ‘Crusher’ Lisowski on their 14th and final studio album, ‘Adios Amigos’. Turning it into a 3-chord slugfest with razor sharp buzz saw guitars and a rare lead vocal from Cee Jay.

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“Watchin’ Gunge leg drop New Jack through a press table…”

Rivers Cuomo name checks ECW’ers New Jack and Johnny Grunge in the song “El Scorcho” off Weezer’s sophomore album, ‘Pinkerton’. (1996) 

Ex-Sex Pistol axe man Steve Jones lends a guitar part to ex pro Wrestlers, Insane Clown Posse, for the track “Piggy Pie” off the album ‘The Great Malenko”. (1997)

Scott Levy debuts in WCW under the nom de ring “Raven” and wrestles many matches sporting a Suicidal Tendencies t-shirt. (1997)

Gordon Solie Mother Fuckers (1998-2001): Naming themselves after the “dean of wrestling announcers” and starring Tony Erba (9 Shocks Terror, Face Value), Jimmy Rose, & Shaun Filley  (both future Annihilation Time alumni). GSMF played a blistering brand of Punk that kicked you in the gut and spat in your face. Be sure to hunt down a copy of ‘Power Bomb Anthems Vol. 1′.

Bob Mould of Husker Du begins a brief stint on the writing team for WCW (1998)

Amy Dumas debuts in the WWE under nom de ring “Lita”, proudly displaying her 7Seconds tattoo. In 2007 she goes on to front her own Pop-Punk band The Luchagors. (1999)

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Brody’s Militia form (2000): A brilliant spawn of Punk and Metal just violent enough to carry on the legacy of the ruthless ring warrior known as “Bruiser” Brody.

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Misfits invade World Championship Wrestling (2000): sure, Alice Cooper and Green Jelly can hang with wrestlers but the then newly reformed Misfits upped their brothers in shock rock one by actually stepping the ring themselves. Jerry Only took on Dr. Death in a steel cage match on an episode of Monday Nitro.

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Damien AKA Pink Eyes of Fucked Up sports a “crimson mask”

Fucked Up form (2001): Ever see these Canuks live? Front man Damien Abraham will be the first to tell you his on stage “crimson masks” are more Abdullah “The Butcher” than GG Allin, in fact you can listen to him tell you on one of his numerous appearances on the Live Audio Wrestling podcast Review-A-Wai.

Motorhead play Wrestlemania 17 & 22. (2001,2006)

The Dean Malenkos form (2002): Inside of the ring Dean Malenko was a technical master known for his ice-cold demeanor and phone book size list of submission maneuvers, no wonder why this Canadian trio of jokey Pop-Punks named themselves after him.

Tacoma’s Owen Hart form (2004): The band named after the deceased high flyer released their debut, ‘Earth Control’,in December of 2010, a twisted brew of Thrash and Grind that brings back memories of early Converge and Pig Destroyer. Shortly after they were hit with a cease and desist resulting in “Earth Control” becoming the band’s name.

The Von Erich Suicide Mission form (2004): New Jersey’s VESM pump out a Ramonesy brand of gritty melodic Punk with plenty of hard rock riffing. Also, dig that band name, a tribute to the iconic yet tragic Texas wrestling family.

The Bump N Uglies release ‘So Powerful, So Beautiful’ (2005): All hail to the “band of 1000 holds”! Originally starting out as a tag team of the same name, The BNU’s write the type of sloppy Punk Rock anthems that would make both The Original Sheik and The Sex Pistols proud. A pound for pound modern classic of Detroit punk.

The Secretions play a kick ass set at Punk Slam Pro Wrestling. (2007)

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Peelander Z wins HCW Hardcore title (2007): self-described “Japanese Action Punk” trio pinned Champ Nick Mayberry to win the strap as a group.

The Amino Acids are beamed down to provide a kick ass soundtrack for the Detroit based IWR’s ‘Revolucha’ Lucha Libre show in honor of Dia De Los Muertos (Mexican Day of the Dead). (2007)

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CM Punk becomes the ECW champ (2008): Need we say more? The straight edge champ! “Drug Free” across the knuckles and “X’d” up wrist like something off a Teen Idles album. His early “heel” promos in Ring Of Honor, playing the militant SXE’r, sound like they’ve been ripped from a Judge record! Plus, check out the OP Ivy, Bouncing Souls, and H20 tats or even the Pepsi logo on his shoulder, an obvious homage to Brian Baker’s Coca-Cola tattoo.

Horror Punk Renaissance man Rob Zombie releases ‘The Haunted World of EL Superbeasto’ a raunchy animated feature starring a crime fighting luchadore. Based on his comic book of the same name. (2009)

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Green Day’s Clash inspired ditty “Know Your Enemy” is used as the theme to Friday Night Smack Down. (2009)

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Anti-seen release ‘Falls Count Anywhere’, a wrestling themed album (2012): Sure they’ve been banned by clubs, incorporated self mutilation in their acts, and have partied with both GG Allin AND Blowfly, but the most hardcore thing about NC’s favorite sleaze balls is their love of a good ole’ fashion “slobber knocker”. Forget their covers of Bob Dylan and Sun Ra, it’s the boys’ take on the Michael P.S (that’s “Purely Sexy) Hayes penned “Bad Street USA” and their musical odes to blood thirsty madmen such as Mick Foley and Sabu, that give these inked up skuzz buckets cred in our book. Also, lead singer Jeff Clayton is just as famous for his collection of WWE figures as he is for his bloody stage antics.

The Lords release “The Killer (Tim Brooks)” in honor of former NWA champ “Killer” Tim Brooks (2012)

Lo-Fi Punks Atomic Suplex releases their debut ‘Bathroom Party’. (2012)

The Almighty Sheik cuts a promo on purveyors of bad taste and hometown heroes The Meat Men over a track aptly entitled “Camel Jockeys Suck”. (2012)

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Lars from Rancid with CM Punk

Lar Frederickson of Rancid appears on the WWE produced CM Punk documentary DVD/ CM Punk joins Rancid on stage for a show in Detroit. (2012): The California native & co-leader of the Rancid crew makes no bones about his passion for wrestling and fact he is a frequent guest on the Good Will Wrestling podcast where he pledges allegiance to superstars like Jake Roberts and King Kong Bundy.

Tyler Black debuts in the WWE as a member of the faction The Shield, he uses the nom de ring “Seth Rollins” in honor of Henry Rollins. (2012)

Charleston Hardcore dudes E.V.A release the video for “Pro-Wrestling Is Real; People Are Fake”. (2012)

Joe Diener of The Swellers comes out of the closet as a pro wrestling fan in a blog article he posted on Buzznet. (2013)

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Infectious Pop-Punkers Masked Intruders perform at the F1rst Wrestling event Wrestlepalooza in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (2013)

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Night Birds release ‘Maimed For the Masses’ in honor of WWE Hall Of Famer Mick Foley. (2013)

WWE superstar Daniel Bryan gives a shout out to Frank Turner via Twitter. Rumors of a possible duet flood Internet. (2013)

Well there ya have it, candy assed cretins. Sure it’s not everything but it’s just enough to prove my point that “rasslin” isn’t just for oil upped muscle necks who hit each other with ladders. Now go hit the ropes, puke! Goldberg, The Iron Sheik, and Yokozuna are waitin’ for ya!

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A Few Strange Selections From Our Record Collection, Part One

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There’s nothing like hitting your local flea market, thrift store, or (better yet) record store, and wasting the afternoon flipping through piles of dusty records just in hope of finding that one piece–that one slab of vinyl so strange and so bizarre you could of sworn it was beamed down right from mars into the dollar bin. sure most of the time you’re just digging threw Kenny loggins records and are coming home empty handed, but it’s better to think of it as one less crate you will have to dig through. dw-recordstore-041609-p3

We here at the ALD, empathize with our “collector scum” brothers in arms. In fact, here’s a list of some of the most unusual and just down right ridicules pieces of vinyl we have found while wasting countless weekends digging through crates at our favorite record stores, and have kept locked away in the prestigious Atomic Leg Drop Record Library.

Back To School-Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (1986):

Yeah, he claimed to get no respect but who doesn’t love Rodney Dangerfield! Everyone’s heard his novelty rap record ‘No Respect’,but it’s his ultra ’80s take on the Phil Medley & Bert Burns penned ‘Twist & Shout’ that really gets the party started.

Jim Carrey-”Cuban Pete” 12″ single (1994):

The rubber faced joker’s take on “Cuban Pete” from the mega bucks making adaptation of the Dark Horse comic, ‘The Mask’, shows him channeling his inner Ricky Ricardo for two minutes of nostalgic bliss for anyone who grew up during the Clinton years. Chick-chicky-boom-chick-chicky-boom.

Meco- Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk (1977):

Is there anything more ’70s than a coke fueled disco jam session inspired by the beloved George Lucas cash cow? Listen as Meco crank out a Studio 54 approved version of the ‘Star Wars’ main theme and even turn the “Cantina Theme” into a Tony Monero style hustle.

The WWF Wrestlers-”Land Of A Thousand Dances” 12″ single (1985):

At the height of Hulkamania, Vince McMahon rounded up his troops of roided up musclemen and had ‘em record this musical royal rumble. A “We Are The World” styled take on The Cannibal & The Head Hunters’ Proto-Punk jam with assorted wrestler dudes like Brutus Beefcake, Mean Gene, and Hillbilly Jim all taking stabs at belting it out.

Caped Crusaders-’There’s A Bat In My House’ (1989): 

Fresh off the heels of Bat-Mania and Prince’s soundtrack to the latex suited Michael Keaton block buster, Louie Vega and Todd Terry teamed up as The Caped Crusaders for a slice of funky Batman influenced House music.

Kenny Roberts-’Indian Love Call’ (1965):

If you’ve ever found yourself in the predicament of not sure whether you were in the mood for some Country or some yodeling’, never fear “America’s King of The Country Yodelers”, Kenny Roberts, is here!

MR. T- “MR. T’s Commandments” 12″ inch single (1984):

MR. T’s foray into the Rap world with seven street bangin’ anthems about the not so gangsta topics as saying “no” to drugs, honoring your parents, and doing your home work.

Who was the mastermind of such monumental wankstery you ask? It was non other than MR. “OG Cop Killer” himself, Ice-T!

Then an unknown in the game, he was hired to write down some lyrics for the ‘A-Team’ star. Brotha gotta get paid, right?

Anton Levay/ 1st Church Of Satan- ‘The Satanic Mass’ (1968):

The first ever live recording of a Satanic Ritual! Could this be the first true Heavy Metal live album?–I dunno but it’s way scarier than anything off Ozzy’s ‘Speak Of The Devil’.

Original Dulcimer Players Club -Excerpts from The 1987 Dulcimer Fun Fest (1987):

Founded in 1963, the ODPC meets every year in Evart, Michigan for a Dulcimer jam session with thousands of attendees from all over the globe. Perfect stocking stuffer for the dulcimer enthusiast in your family.

Joe E. Ross-  ’Love Songs From A Cop’ (1964):

An album of brassy lounge standards recorded by the ‘Car 54, Where Are You?’ star as a deal to payoff several debts he owed to the mob.

The Osmonds- ‘Crazy Horses’ (1972):

Snicker all you want but ‘Crazy Horses’ isn’t what you would expect from the Mormon boy band.

Formed in Utah in 1959 as a wholesome barbershop quartet, The Osmonds achieved fame as being marketed as the safer (i.e. white) alternative to  The Jackson 5.

By 1972, Donny dropped out to become a mega Teen Idol while his brothers grew out their hair a little and squeezed out a raucous piece of wah-wah infused, fuzz bass pumping, steaming pile of proto Heavy Metal on par with anything Edgar Winter or Vanilla Fudge ever popped out.

Wild Man Steve- ‘My Man! Wildman!’ (1969): 

A raunchy XXX rated comedy party record light years ahead of its time. Listen as the ultra smooth and super funky equal opportunity offender pokes fun at everyone from Jews to gays to Ben Franklin to the size of his wife “down there”.

Venom-’Live’ 7″ (1991):

A cult favorite more quotable than Spinal Tap and was even sampled by the Beastie Boys!

An unofficial Venom live album with NO music on it just nine straight minutes of Cronos yelling at the audience.

For those of us who have not read ‘Get In The Van’, the story goes Black Flag opened up for Venom on April 2nd, 1986 at City Gardens in New Jersey (admission was six dollars and sixty six cents). According to Rollins, “Venom were hilarious it was like seeing Spinal Tap”.

Black Flag roadie Mugger had recorded the entire show, and to amuse Black Flag would play the tape of Venom lead singer Cronos’ asinine in-between song banter (“YA PRETTY FAWKING LOUD NEW JER-SAY!”“IT’S PRETTY FAWKING HOT IN HERE YARRRR”).

The tape was passed around and eventually found it’s way in the hands of Sonic Youth front man Thurston Moore who released the onstage idiocy sans music as a 7″ for his Estatic Peace label.

Surf’s Up!

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Fake Surfers are a two man sonic blast of Hardcore straight outta the garage, the unholy matrimony of Roky Erikson and Gregg Ginn.

Raw and drenched in distortion, these guys’ sloppy performances are chock full of noisey riffage destined to inspire head bleeding migraines.

Fake Surfers are so loud and noisey, and have a really chaotic punk rock sound. I’m curious who are some of the not so loud and not so punk bands you guys are influenced by?

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FS sight the bull dozing rhythms of Mr. Bo Diddley as one of their “not so heavy” influences

Adam: Television Personalities, Bo Diddley, Kleenex Girl Wonder, Tyler Jon Tyler

Jake: Sun Ra

I’m curious about the whole cassette rival that’s going on right now. What is it a reaction to?

Adam: Seems like it’s just the cheapest way to release a hard copy of your music. We did our tape because Mike Flesh (Flesh Wave) asked us to be the first release on his new tape label. Also, sometimes certain cassettes are just made perfectly; cool art, recordings that sound good on tape, and some sweet songs in a good order. The Brownstown Gals and Feelings tapes from Gold Tapes are some of my fave cassette releases, I don’t think they would be as cool on record or CD. Our next release is going to be on floppy disk….

There’s something about punk rock on a cassette that just sounds so right, why do you think that is?

Jake: well, it mostly all just sounds like shit.

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“…They mostly sound like shit”

I really love those catchy riffs you guys come up with. It seems all my favorite bands can come up with these really simple, but really infectious riffs. I think about ‘Louie Louie’ or something like that, and I just wonder, how do you know when the simple riff you’re just playing for fun by yourself, can actually make for a good song?

Adam: We just play with different riffs for a long time and fuck around until something sounds cool. Usually the stuff we write together is better, ‘cuz you can just sort of feel when it sounds good.

How does a band accomplish that raw and sloppy sound in the studio? Is it just a one take kinda deal?

Adam: Pretty much. The recordings from our tape and 7” were all done by Steven Cherry at his place in Hamtramck. We let him do all he knob twiddling etc, and just played our songs live, didn’t overdub vocals or anything, just did a few takes until there’s one we didn’t fuck up too badly. About half we messed up somewhere, but whatever.

Jake: I just get bored really easily, and can’t play the same song more than two or three times without the energy going out the window.

What is some of the not so cool music you listened to growing up, y’know, before you got into the good stuff?

Adam: Oh shit, we have so much fun talking about this. Jake’s gotta talk about the time he saw Ted Nugent! When I was a toddler I loved the Rolling Stones. Later I was into, like, Green Day, Blink 182, shit like that. Then in 5th grade I got into the Ramones and Rancid, then ’60s music, then grunge. I was into some pretty corny shit, but I don’t regret a THING! Hahaha. Only stuff I still listen to seriously from when I was a kid is The Ramones and Mudhoney.

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Author Note: The Nuge rules!

Jake: ….yeah, saw the Nuge when I was in 6th grade at DTE, and he brought out a cardboard cutout of Osama Bin Laden, and shot him in the face with a flaming arrow, I was confused. The first song I could ever play on drums was ‘Master of Puppets’ by Metallica.  I really loved Bright Eyes in high school.  Oh, and I used to really dig Kiss.  ’Strutter’ is still a great song…

How do you get that big fuzzy guitar sound? Do you use any peddles? What kind of amp and guitar are you using? 

Adam: Fender Mustang, Fuzz Face Distortion pedal, and a Peavey Deuce or a Fender Pro Reverb and Bassman 10 jumped together.

You guys opened up for The Beets, right? They just put out this really cool 7″ of them covering these songs Howard Stern wrote when he was, like, 12 or something. I actually first heard about them when he mentioned them on air, they said in an interview they drive around with a picture of him on their dashboard and listen him 12 hours a day while on the road. Do Fake Surfers have any godheads or idols they’re that intense about?

Adam: Nah. We listen to standup comedy on the road after we burn out on music.

Jake: I kinda worship Mitch Hedberg

Is there anything you guys would like to plug? A website? Where can we get your music?

Adam:…just googling ‘Fake Surfers Detroit’ would probably work.

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