(Don't) contact Us

We are so bored of people and robots cold-calling us for photocopiers and office equipment, stationery, mobile phones, taxis, couriers, recruitment agencies, stockbrokers, cleaners, printers, corporate hospitality, water coolers, coffee machines, and Yell, that we have disconnected the phone.

And we did have a fax, but not anymore, because fax machines are rubbish and ours kept going wrong (and no that isn't a reason to ignore what we just said about contacting us about office equipment). And anyway, fax machines are soooo last century.

Likewise, it's always nice to get things in the post, but not mountains of junkmail, so we've removed our address from the site.

So if you want to contact us you'll have to run the gauntlet of our spam filter: info@zeus-advertising.com

But please don't waste your time emailing us about any of the topics mentioned above re cold-calling, or viagra, lonely Russian women, miracle weight-loss formulas, or opportunities to earn money by giving you our bank account details to process payments or transfer the illicit funds from Iraq/Phillipines/wherever etc. etc.

Look forward to hearing from you :)
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