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The Hammer Report

Happy end 2013 and much to look forward to 2014

Hi Pals,
It's been quite a while since I had a chance to bark. This has been an up and down year around here. The good stuff, my election as Mayor, DF1M(Duncan Fife's 1st Mom)staying with us, Mum getting a new job, DF1M getting a new job. The bad stuff mainly affects the hoomans, there are way too many relatives that aren't doing so well these days and it was also a difficult year for many of our pals and their families.
We are looking forward to more snow (as soon as tomorrow), there are rumors of new furniture, new toys, long walks and tasty treats.
So Happy 2014 everybody!

Exciting Day for the Mayor!

Yesterday was my inauguration as Mayor of Dogville. The weather was perfect as was the setting. It was quite a day. The crowds were huge. I finally strutted my stuff on stage after they got the hat and official sash in place. After all the pictures and congratulations I took a stroll through the crowd and greeted as may pups as I could. All showed me the respect that was due my office as the masses would part to let me pass. Not a squirrel or kitty in sight. Once we concluded the festivities I had some treats and a big drink of ice water. I finished marking my territory and we headed for home. Took a long nap and then paraded through the neighborhood on our evening stroll. I will be heading into the office soon to begin implementing my agenda. Thanks to all for your votes and support. Without you I would never have been elected!

The Mayor of Dogville!

Woo Hoo! It is official. It was announced at 7:20 AM this morning. I, Hamish McDuff, have been elected the Mayor of Dogville! Thank you all fur your help with getting out the vote. They say it was close and I won by a hair, BOL. My installation will be this Sunday at the 11th Annual WMGK Dog Walk at Green Lane Park in Montgomery County, PA. If your from around these parts, I'd love to meet you in the fur. I will get a sash and a top hat with the ears cut out. Can't smash down my cute Scottie ears. I have to finish my speech and work on my priorities as Mayor. Let's see there's the Meatz truck and a Cheese truck, and the water fountain bowl attachments at pup levels. More open space with trees and bushes fur smelling and "Privacy Please". More outdoor tables fur us to join our peeps at restaurants. Some anti-squirrel legislation and maybe we should tackle the stinky skunk issue. Well pals what else should I hope to accomplish during my term as Mayor?