Respawn Entertainment doesn't have a heart. It has a swinging brick.

In fact, being a company consisting of a number of employees rather than a single organism it doesn't need anything of the sort. The point I'm trying to make is that whoever's in charge of its Twitter account is bad.

I mean, how else can you possibly justify doing this to us?

Almost hate to post this cause they aren't for sale but @Xbox brought our studio something amazing today: pic.twitter.com/tbmOyw51Um— Respawn (@Respawn) March 7, 2014

I'm a sucker for limited edition consoles. I had to write up our rarest limited edition consoles feature offline so I wasn't tempted to dive onto eBay every two minutes and make all manner of outlandish bids.

And now, here comes Respawn with an amazing Titanfall-themed console that, according to its Twitter, isn't for sale. No wonder there's kitchen roll in the background (I mean for drooling, you deviant).

Well Respawn, in the words of the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, everybody's got a price. Let me just check my bank account and see what sort of offer I can rustle up...

*checks bank account*

Well, I've already got an Xbox One so I didn't want your bloody fancy one anyway.