I am single (apart from being a bit married) a joker, a smoker n a midnight toker. I am 87 years old and work as a full time Space Cowboy. My hobbies include lying about my age and occupation. I also enjoy horsing and fish-riding. When I'm not being devastatingly witty or devilishly sexy I like to spend my time putting empty Smarties tubes on cats' legs to make them walk like robots. My favourite food is wine and my favourite wine is beer. In terms of music I like Deep Tech/House/ Chillout/ Ambient /Psychedelic / Full-on / Big beat / Turntablist/ Downtempo/ Trip Hop sort and in terms of books I like the ones that are for reading or even the colouring-in ones.

The disco consul is a pulpit and the DJ is a high priest. The dancers are a fanatical congregation who will dance until dawn, and in some cases demand that the music goes on in an unbroken surge for over 18 hours. Mixing is a religion. House, a highly sophisticated sound, which can evoke strange, almost drug-induced images a relentless sound designed to take dancers to a new high.

"The beat won't stop with the JM Jock. If he jacks the box and the party rocks. The clock tick tocks and the place gets hot. So ease your mind and set yourself free. To that mystifying music they call the key". -Music Is The Key, JM Silk, 1985